Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah I'd Adapt (Completed)

[Author Note]

Disc: HrPrTeam (Join you goobers).

Am I the only person to finish a jjk fic?

(Read the final author note at the bottom of the chapter. It's a lot of yapping, but I want ya'll to see it).

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A Few Weeks Later

Utahime shook her head. "Absolutely not."

Naohiro looked irritated. "I'm not wearing a suit."

She crossed her arms. "This only happens once, so you need to look good for her."

Naohiro mumbled to himself. "If I just wore my jujutsu high uniform, it would be easy."

Shoko has always picked out his clothes, but Utahime helped him this time for the wedding.

If clothes couldn't be useful in battle, then they were irrelevant to him. If he was able to comfortably move, then he didn't care what he wore.

Utahime put her hands on her sides. "What do YOU want to wear? The clothes you used in the Gojo fight make you look like some random thug."

Naohiro crossed his arms. "They were cool, though."

Before coming to this world, Naohiro was a Toji fan before he nearly killed Gojo and him.

However, even after he killed Toji, Naohiro was a fan of Toji's drip.

(A/N - "Naohiro, not me. Trust.")

Utahime gave Naohiro a deadpan stare. "You have no fashion sense."

He crossed his arms and had a serious face. "I wouldn't know anything about that. Fashion is meaningless."

...

Utahime spoke. "Where did you steal that line from?"

Naohiro flopped his head. "*sigh* I'll wear the suit."

Zenin Compound

Yuki slid the door open where Choso and his brothers were stationed, including Yuji.

The half curses and Yuji turned toward her as they were in the middle of eating spaghetti.

Yuki rubbed her forehead. "I've got good and bad news."

Choso stood up and narrowed his eyes. "Bad news?"

Yuki shook her head. "I...negotiated...with the higher-ups so that Yuji can stay here as long as he has adequate protection and can maintain the barriers around Japan. The bad news is that he needs to be under surveillance and can't leave the country."

Choso raised an eyebrow. "We have the strongest sorcerer in history, two other special grade sorcerers, the divine general's summoner, and special grade half-curses all in the compound."

A voice came from outside. "I'm here too!"

Choso sighed. "We have the ponytail boy as well."

While not as strong as the other sorcerers, Ranta has reached the level of a grade-one sorcerer.

Unfortunately for Ranta, Choso still didn't know what his name was.

Yuki huffed a laugh. "*Pft* I'm not saying there isn't enough protection, but the higher-ups don't trust Naohiro, so I'm going to be here to monitor Yuji."

Choso crossed his arms. "If you are going to be here, you are going to work as hard as me to ensure the wellbeing of my brothers. I won't tolerate anything else."

She blinked as she didn't expect that response.

Yuki had a small smile. "Y'know what? We might just get along."

She thought to herself. 'Let's see if he's my type.'

Elsewhere in the Compound

Mai's head was on the table. "First Mechamaru, then Maki, and now you."

Megumi tilted his head to the side. "What?"

Her face was still on the table. "I can't believe you are seriously dating your sister..."

Megumi didn't care about other people's opinions at this point.

He liked Tsumiki, and she liked him.

They aren't blood-related...but it's still strange.

Megumi rested his chin on his hand and ignored Mai's comment. "What is it with Maki?"

She said a single word. "Yuta."

Megumi's eyes widened in horror. "Naohiro is gonna kill him. Did Maki come up with some elaborate attempt to get Yuta killed?"

If Mahoraga could beat Rika, Yuta is going to have to flee to Africa.

Yuta would face hardships in his relationship with Maki, but that is a story for another time.

A Few Days Later

Naoya stood outside of Naohiro's room. "You look good, sTrOnGeSt SoRcErEr."

Naohiro felt defeated as he wore a tux. "I'm going to burn this outfit after this whole thing is over."

Naoya smiled. "8 years, and you didn't seal the deal. Never thought you would marry her in the first place."

Naohiro rolled his eyes. "Well, I had to deal with a bunch of sorcerers from the Heian era, so I didn't feel like it yet."

Naoya put his hand on his chin. "Hmm, well, I'm happy for you regardless. Oh, that reminds me. Did you hear that Maki started to date the Yuta kid?"

*crack*

Naohiro stood in place as the ground slightly cracked. "Huh?"

However, Naoya simply smiled. "Anyways, let's go to the wedding!"

Naohiro wanted to say something but Naoya grabbed Naohiro by the back of his tux and started to drag him.

He didn't care that he was getting dragged like he used to do to Naoya since he was planning on 101 ways to kill Yuta.

...

'Should I destroy his soul or heal him with reverse cursed technique over and over again BEFORE destroying his soul?'

After a little while of waiting, Shoko arrived.

She was wearing...

Her usual outfit with a lab coat.

It looked like she had just got off her 9-5 and went to a work event.

Naohiro sighed while everyone in attendance had a hard time trying not to laugh.

One wasn't even awake, and one was 'absent.'

Yuta wasn't invited and Naobito was passed out drunk at his son's wedding.

In the end, the rest of the attendees looked somewhat disinterested, aside from two.

The first was crying. "I'm so proud of you, master Naohiro."

It was Ranta.

The other had his phone out, snickering the entire time.

It was Gojo.

He might not be the strongest, but he now had blackmail on the strongest sorcerer.

The jujutsu world was more focused on strength, curses, and cursed energy than other things, so it was strange to hold a wedding in the first place.

Shoko walked up to the front.

*chu*

She spoke with a tired face. "Let's get something to eat."

With that, everyone got up and left.

Well...a few others were still there.

*swipe*

Utahime was trying to grab Gojo's phone as he recorded her flipping out. "Stop it, idiot!"

Gojo smirked. "You aren't going to get married with that attitude, Utahime~"

He was laughing at Naohiro's outfit, which prompted a fight between him and Utahime.

A fight she couldn't win as a semi-grade 1 sorcerer.

Naoya shouted. "Maybe the both of you should get together. You have great chemistry!"

Utahime turned toward Naoya. "LIKE HELL!"

'Like hell'.

These words are the "Nah, I'd win" of Utahime.

She had no idea what awaited her in the future.

...

Anyways, it was a shitty wedding.

Naohiro's eye twitched. "Why the hell do I even bother?"

3 Years Later

Megumi put his hands in a particular formation. "*sigh* [Mahoraga]."

A behemoth jumped up from the shadows.

Standing tall as the trump card of the ten shadows that even some special-grade sorcerers feared, he looked at the people in front of him.

*stomp*

*stomp*

*stomp*

Mahoraga smiled.

...

...

...

"UNCLE MAHOWAGA!"

Two kids jumped and hung off of the behemoth's arms as if he were a tree.

Carefully picking them up, Mahoraga placed them on his shoulders.

It seemed strange at first, but Naohiro insisted that Mahoraga would be an uncle to his kids.

Specifically, his two kids he had after his marriage.

No one really questioned it since it was on-brand for Naohiro to do and say random shit that only people who understood Jujutsu Kaisen memes would get.

Megumi sat on the sidelines. "Is my cursed technique a joke to you?"

Naohiro nodded. "Yes."

In the back of his mind, he wondered what kind of cursed technique they would develop when they grew up.

Would they inherit it, be an offshoot, inherit a different one, or not have one at all?

Naohiro didn't know, but he wasn't going to be the next Ogi and hate his children.

His thoughts were broken as another person walked out into the courtyard.

The man only second to Gojo.

The man with the second-highest cursed energy in the modern era.

The special-grade sorcerer with diverse techniques that can defeat people from the Heian era.

Even Kenjaku wouldn't stand a chance against him.

The child who was a protagonist.

...

Yuji Itadori.

...

Oh yeah, Yuta is a special grade, too.

But Rika was half of that.

Hakari ended up starting his own fighting ring/casino with Kirara after graduating.

Higuruma turned toward the law once more.

Maki became the next curse exterminator that would be sent overseas.

Currently, Yuta and Maki are both in America.

Yuta definitely didn't use travel as an excuse to get away from Naohiro, but Naohiro has come to terms with the fact that they are in a relationship.

Naohiro bit his thumb. "I'm gonna kill that fucker."

Or not.

...

After the marriage between Shoko and Naohiro, it was like a catalyst for others.

To everyone's shock, Gojo ended up with Utahime after a long period of back-and-forth. While they had conflicting personalities, they did have their chemistry, which blossomed into a relationship.

Yuki ended up with Choso after living with him and his brothers for a long period in the Zenin compound.

Mai and Ranta are currently single, but that may very well change.

...

A loud voice came from the entrance of the Zenin compound. "BROTHERS! I HAVE RETURNED!"

*clap*

*grab*

He switched places with Megumi to reach Yuji and give him a hug.

After learning about his tastes, Todo officially joined Choso and Yuji as a brother.

...

Naohiro sat down on the courtyard's grass and smiled.

It was finally done.

He felt fulfilled.

Naohiro spoke. "I'm not sure what comes after this, but this truly was..."

...

...

...

"My Jujutsu Kaisen."