Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 37 A Few Hundred Pounds Fool [2nd Update] Subscribe Request



In a word, the ghostly wails that were previously deafening had instantly calmed down; one could vaguely hear faint ghostly screams and the mournful cries of people before death...

Outside the city, Sha Wujing set down the large pot.

The disciples sat there and began to eat and drink...

It must be said, the flesh of fully cultivated demons is indeed different.

Especially that tiger, taking out one tiger whip; only Sha Wujing's was slightly bigger, everyone else was completely outdone.

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong, "Wukong, why don't you compare?"

The 1.3 meters tall Sun Wukong gave him a bland look and said, "No comparison!"

Zhu Ganglie chuckled, "Monkey bro, show it and see, maybe being short, you're big where it counts."

"Get lost!" Sun Wukong glared at him fiercely and said, "Though I'm only 1.3 meters, in my species, I'm considered tall and sturdy. But then again, old Sun can transform to grow bigger or smaller. If we really compared, hmm hmm..."

Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong in surprise, "Wukong, do you need to use your transformation skills even during intimate moments? If I remember correctly, your transformation can reach tens of thousands of meters high, right? Aren't you then like stirring the ocean with a toothpick on regular days?"

Sun Wukong's face darkened instantly, and he roared, "I have no wife, no wife, got it?"

Tang Sanzang looked at him with even more sympathy, "Oh... have you ever touched a female monkey's hand?"

Sun Wukong impatiently said, "No!"

Even Zhu Ganglie looked at Sun Wukong with immense sympathy this time, to which Sun Wukong exploded, "Dead pig, why are you looking at me like that?"

Zhu Ganglie said, "Well, I at least touched one, even tried to hug one... Monkey bro, this... haha..."

Sun Wukong angrily said, "What do I need a female monkey for? That would only slow down my staff-work speed!"

"Alright Wukong, don't be mad; actually, we're not sympathizing with you, we just want to tease you," said Tang Sanzang in an incredibly comforting manner.

Sun Wukong: "@#¥#...MMP!"

Sha Wujing said, "Master, the resentment energy in the Cart Slow Kingdom has dissipated."

Tang Sanzang said, "With revenge taken, of course it dissipated. Let's go, keep moving. With these three guys, we can feast for days... by the way, is there food on Mount Ling?" Read new chapters at empire

Everyone: "@#¥..."

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Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang stood by the Black Water River, staring at the torrential river waters, his eyes glazed over, "How... do we cross this?"

A Kasaya said, "Technically, there should have been a Tuo Dragon transformed into a boatman to capture you here, but by now, that Tuo Dragon is either eaten or killed..."

Tang Sanzang said, "Don't tell me these useless things, I never expected to meet a properly arranged demon anyway, just tell me how to cross the river."

The Kasaya said, "Well... um... we can't take you across."

Tang Sanzang looked at them and said, "I knew it, can't count on you!"

Having said that, Tang Sanzang took off his clothes, wrapped everything in his kasaya, and tied it around himself, then strode towards the Black Water River.

"What are you doing?" asked the Kasaya.

Tang Sanzang replied, "Your monk, will swim across!"

"But it's several hundred kilometers wide!"

"Still have to swim it!"

"Do you know how to swim?"

"Swim?"

Tang Sanzang was shocked, but it was already too late; his foot slipped, and with a splash...

"Help... glug-glug... help glug-glug... save me glug-glug..."

Three days later.

Tang Sanzang had finally learned to swim, but facing a river hundreds of miles wide, he still looked a bit dazed.

But Tang Sanzang was already used to it...

"Why don't we build a boat?" a kasaya asked.

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "No worries, I'll practice swimming while cultivating. I believe, sooner or later I will be able to swim across."

The kasaya said, "But your constitution is completely unsuitable for cultivating, which is why in your last reincarnation you sought to attain scriptures to achieve Buddhahood through merit."

Tang Sanzang said, "If I cannot cultivate Divine Skills, I'll train my physical strength. I believe I can swim across. Do you believe it?"

Kasaya: "Me? Um... good luck."

Meanwhile, on the Western Sea, Tuo Long was leisurely sunbathing and having a barbecue with his wife, oblivious to another Tang Sanzang showing up...

Just then, a figure approached.

Tuo Long immediately got up: "Uncle?"

"Come here." The newcomer was none other than the Dragon King of the Western Sea, Ao Run.

Tuo Long hurried over, apologizing: "Uncle, I really tried my best. That bald guy came wearing a wig, I didn't recognize him. Please don't blame me. If it comes to it, I can work as a long-term laborer at Mount Ling for a few years, right?"

Tuo Long thought Ao Run had come to scold him for his lack of professionalism.

Instead, Ao Run took his hand and said, "Nephew, now you're the only remaining scion of the Jing River lineage. Let me be straight with you, you did the right thing by not intervening!"

Tuo Long was confused: "Uncle, what do you mean by that?"

Ao Run said, "You don't need to ask too much, just know that you did a good job! By the way, you did make sure to send him off properly, didn't you?"

Tuo Long said, "I did..."

Ao Run laughed even more joyously: "Once he has obtained the scriptures, make sure to spend more time with him, understand?"

Tuo Long was all question marks.

Ao Run just instructed him, "Remember, mingle more, deepen the relationship, got it? Okay, don't just stare at me, go back to playing. From now on, the Western Sea is your home; you don't have to be too formal, understand?"

After speaking, Ao Run walked away with a smile on his face, looking like a fool who weighed several hundred pounds.

Tuo Long sat there, dumbfounded, muttering to himself, "Did my uncle go mad because of me?"

On the road to the Western Paradise, inside the Tongtian River, sat a fat man with gleaming armor, a golden helmet, a precious belt around his waist, and yellow boots on his feet. He had a big garlic-shaped nose, a broad forehead, eyes like two large light bulbs, and a mouth full of sharp teeth, looking all excited.

Nearby, a small demon curiously asked, "Great King, what's the matter with you? Why have you been so distracted these past few days?"

This Demon King, named Inspiring King, had ousted the local river god and taken over the water mansion as the new great king.

The Inspiring King murmured, "Calculating the time, Tang Sanzang and his disciples, even if they are slow and always delayed, should have arrived by now."

The small demon said, "Great King, you've been talking about Tang Sanzang for years, who exactly is he?"

The Inspiring King said, "He is the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada from Mount Ling, a virtuous person for ten generations. If one could eat a piece of his flesh, heh, it would grant immortality."

The small demon exclaimed, "Is there such a good thing?"

The Inspiring King laughed, "Of course, otherwise, why do you think I came to this Tongtian River? Isn't the Yellow River better than here?"

The small demon said, "Great King, since they are coming, shouldn't we prepare?"


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