Jesus of the Rebellion

Terrible pain and then blissful peace, an eerie white light appears in front of eyes. Is it what death looks like, Jesus thinks: I will finally meet my father.

Opening his eyes, he sees God, a dove is sitting on his right shoulder. Looking around, he sees a huge room in the sky, similar to a court.

Jesus:

Father, what's going on?

Jesus: Feeling the weight in his hands and looking at his hands, he sees huge fetters, blood gushing from the fetters. Looking to his left, he sees 14,000 children who are looking at him disapprovingly, all the children were disfigured, some of them have knives sticking out of their eyes, some have axes. Some of them were sitting with severed limbs... Looking to the right, he sees the apostles, everyone is looking at him contemptuously, all have terrible wounds.

God turned his head to the right to the dove that sits on his right shoulder.

God:

Did you tell this idiot that he was my son? Are you completely out of your mind?

Holy Spirit:

I just wanted to inspire this mortal with confidence, and add charisma to him, so that people would follow him. Who knew that he would take it all seriously, I never thought that he would take all my metaphors directly.

God:

Well, you're an idiot.

God turned his head to Jesus.

God:

Do you understand what you have done? Through the Holy Spirit, I have given you the power to perform miracles so that you can convince others to follow you and save people. To create paradise on earth. And you created HELL. With your sacrifice you condemned people to slavery and death. You were the person who was supposed to create a world of love and harmony, and you created Chaos, pain and hatred.

Jesus:

But I gave people the principles with the help of which they can create paradise on earth, so that Harmony and Love reign on earth, for this I even sacrificed myself.

God:

Principles, he grinned. Have you ever thought about checking if your principles actually work? Sacrificing yourself, chuckling, do you really think that by "sacrificing yourself" you have done something good, something noble?

God turned his head to the right and said to the holy spirit.

God:

Why did you choose him for my energy, was there really no one more suitable? Someone who could fulfill a Prophecy.

Holy Spirit:

But my holy intuition...

God:

Your holy instinct has failed you.

God turned to Jesus.

God:

Do you want to know what happened after your "heroic death"?

Jesus:

Yes.

Images of what happened 20 years later appeared before Jesus' eyes. How the Roman nobility, taking advantage of the doctrine of Jesus, perverted, leaving only what was profitable, and spread it among their servants and other nations. Due to the fact that other peoples and the oppressed simple Rome turned 2 cheeks instead of beating and loved those who oppressed him. The Roman nobility was able to bring all other peoples and their own people to their knees with the help of the army. Those who resisted destroyed it, but since the majority listened to Jesus' principles, they engaged in slave work and allowed Roman aristocrats to live in luxury such as they have never imagined before. People did this, because they believed that sooner or later, if they followed the principles of Jesus, they would be rewarded according to their deeds...

Tens of millions of murdered, torn to death, who cried out with hatred, Jesus, all because of you. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have perished. The Slaves who were tortured, shouted with hatred: Jesus, you are the most terrible demon that the Devil has created...

The god snapped his finger, a golden goblet appeared, drinking the black liquid from the golden goblet.

God:

Most of the murdered or slaves blame you, now everyone considers you worse than the devil.

Jesus:

I don't understand. But I...

Jesus felt as if his mind was crumbling like glass into millions of shards. How the ground goes from under his feet and his whole personality collapses.

God:

You are the worst traitor in the entire history of mankind. You gave people a false sense of hope, a false sense of security, they relied on what could not be relied upon. And they paid dearly for it. You do not fit into the 9th circle of hell, traitors to relatives live in Cain. In Antenor, traitors to the homeland live there. In Ptolemy the traitors of the guests. In Giudecca, the traitors of the benefactors. You betrayed everyone and everything that was possible, which is why I want to send you to the 10th circle of hell, your suffering will constantly change, so that you will never get used to it, because even immersion in ice and severe punishments are not enough for you.

After that, he clapped his hands and many other representatives of paradise appeared and the voting began.

14 thousand children voted, showed a thumbs down.

The 12 apostles are also a thumbs down.

But 70% of paradise representatives of paradise showed a thumbs up. God are looking angrily at those who showed a thumbs up, including the holy spirit, but he could not change anything. He clapped his hands.

Jesus feels that he is under water and suffocating, the man grabbed his head and lift him up. Jesus is looking at the man, and sees that he is wearing a garment of camel's hair. He realized that it was John. The Holy Spirit flew up to Jesus, sat on his right shoulder and whispered in his right ear.

Holy Spirit:

You're lucky, don't miss your chance.

Chapter 1

Jesus pushed Jonah away and went straight to the City of Cana, with five men from Joon following him, namely Andrew, John, Peter, Philip, and Nathaniel. Jesus thought to himself well that Jonah, that madman, have convinced others of my exceptionality.

Jesus knew from a past life that people believe their personal experience more than any arguments and logical explanations. There was no time to lose, I have only 3 years, Jesus thought, and don´t have any extra energy to lose. For 3 days he could not sleep, he was constantly seeing visions of dead people and those who cursed him, the severed heads and limbs of his apostles and children. 

In a half-asleep state with huge bruises under his eyes and with his disciples, he came to the wedding feast. After everyone drank the wine and thought it was the best wine they have ever drunk. He decided that it was the right moment for his first move. Got up in the middle of the feast

Jesus:

I am a messenger of God, a chosen one who will change the world.

I made wine out of water.

He called his 5 disciples and servants to confirm his words. The servants and disciples confirmed his words, all the guests were amazed, some thought that he was just a magician and did not take it seriously. Some thought he was the devil. And a minority seriously thought that he was sent by God.

Jesus was pleased with the reaction he made to them, but he knew that this was not enough, at least 2 more miracles needed to be performed in order for their convictions to become firm and they would stop hesitating and doubting. And only then will he be able to move on to more serious speeches and actions...

21 fans gathered around him, along with his students and new fans, he went to his house, where he lived with his mother. He stood in the center of his fans.

Jesus:

Only devotees can become my disciples, those who are ready to sacrifice their lives, those who will not be afraid of anything, those who are ready to give an oath to confirm their intentions.

11 of them left, but 10 remained. And they swore an oath of allegiance that they would rather die than betray him.

After saying that they would rather die than betray him, they felt bliss that felt 10 times better than an orgasm, and began to see a multi-colored rainbow in front of their eyes. Although Jesus have spent a lot of time for the last 3 days, he did not waste time and periodically practiced the management of the divine energy that the holy spirit gave him. The holy spirit told him how to control energy. And warned him that his energy was weak and would only be enough for tricks...

During the night, Jesus drank himself to the point of blackout and was finally able to sleep.

Chapter 3

Next Day he sent his students to the library to get historical books, after they have brought him books day and night, if he did not sleep, eat or make love to his students, he could be found reading history books, he was trying to find the answers to his questions.

After performing 2 more miracles and recruiting more than 100 students, he decided that his reputation would now start working for him and he could move on to the next stage. After the 3 miracle the miraculous catch, 1 of the disciples came to his room.

Pupil:

I was in the city of Quirinium, the city guard was looking for a warlock with a large number of students, and I sees them torturing 7 of your students in the street, they didn't notice me and I managed to escape.

In anger, Jesus broke a jug of wine and thought, yes, his reputation really began to work.

Chapter 4

After the Healing of the Demoniac in the Capernaum synagogue, he turned to the crowd of people.

Jesus:

I hope you see that reality does not correspond to the rumors, I am not a warlock. I am the messenger of God, the messiah who will change the world. I am the person that is written in the prophecy. 

People froze in amazement.

Jesus:

(calm voice) God came to me while I was sleeping and told me. That it is time for us to rise up against our tyrants, stop turning the 2nd cheek when they beat us. That there is no need to be afraid of death, because if you fight on the righteous side, God will send you to paradise, and for killing sinners He will wash away your sins. (hatred appeared in his eyes) God told me that there was no freedom for the enemies of freedom, no mercy for murderers and rapists. God told me that cowards and people who are unhappy and do not try to change their fate are sinners, just like murderers, murderers and rapists, and go they will go to hell with them. After all, by their inaction, they are already committing crimes, because they are the ones who allow the transgressor to exist in peace and tranquility while their victims live in chaos and anxiety.

We have nothing to lose, brothers, if we leave things as they are, we will be unhappy forever, and if we take up arms and go into battle, even if we lose, eternal happiness and eternal life await us, and our descendants will write legends about us, we will sow seeds that will bloom sooner or later, even if we do not enjoy their fruits.

Jesus understood that it would not be possible to take Rome by force in the minority, they would have to take it by cunning: their superiority in the fact that people who believe in an afterlife is that they will be ready to suffer under torture and still say nothing, will be ready to sacrifice themselves without hope of salvation.

God Watched Jesus

God:

He's a real devil, he lies and doesn't blush, but now at least he's acting...

Jesus:

clenches his right fist and raises it up. God my father, I vow to destroy all enemies of freedom.

Many thought that he was a madman, some have tears of joy in their eyes, some have hatred on their faces. But 1/3 of the crowd.

1/3 of the crowd:

They raised their clenched fist up. (shouts of joy) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!!

Those who wept joined those who chanted the name of Jesus.

Chapter 5

Leaving the synagogue, Jesus entered the house of Simon (Peter). Petrov's mother-in-law turned out to be seriously ill.

Jesus turned to a middle-aged man, who gave Mother-in-Law Petrovna a strange tincture.

Jesus:

What's your name?" And what's wrong with her.

a middle-aged man:

Luke, I'm a local healer. She has a fever. We do not know how to cure it and how long she will live.

Jesus:

Go away, Luka, let me help Petrovna.

Jesus raised his hands to her. The fever left her.

Petrov's mother-in-law:

She fell on her knees before Jesus.

I beg your forgiveness

Our Father who art in heaven! Hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven; give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our debts, as we also forgive our debtors; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. I didn't believe in rumors and thought you were deranged.

Jesus:

Do you remember that Petrov wrote to Isaiah: "He took upon Himself our infirmities and bore our sorrows"

Do you still not believe that I am a chosen one?

At night, after he had fun with 3 female students, he sat down by the window and in the middle of the night began to think, what he needs to do now. Opening the books on History, he began to think about how he could strike a blow at ancient Rome. To knock the rug out from under their feet and de-orient them, to deprive them of the feeling of being safe... So that they live in fear, walk and look back. To instill in them paranoia so that they stop trusting even their neighbors. After all, such a powerful enemy cannot be destroyed from the outside, but any organism can be destroyed from within.

Chapter 6

The next day, he began to check on his students, of which he already have more than 1000 at the moment. He asked many of them to continue to spread the news that he was a chosen one. He gathered his most devoted and zealous fans to begin testing "their faith."

Tests of Faith

Going out in front of 100 of the most fanatical students and standing in front of them.

Jesus:

1 test of faith will be as follows. You need to fast for 2 weeks, you are allowed to drink only water.

Out of 100, only 70 students passed. The rest were not sufficiently devoted to their faith.

Jesus congratulated the 70 disciples.

Jesus:

Now you are 1 step closer to God.

He led 70 disciples into the hall, where there were 70 jars.

Jesus:

Each of you will have to drink the liquid from these jars to prove your faith in God, God can trust you only if you trust God.

9 out of 70 immediately ran to the jug, 1 of 9 fell to the ground and began to suffocate, his eyes were bloodshot and blood flowed from behind his mouth, after 5 minutes his convulsions stopped and he gave up his breath.

Jesus:

It was sacred water that tested your faith, which means that his faith was not strong enough, and deep down he had dark intentions against God. 

A group of disciples felt fear, and many remained put, but another 40 disciples were not afraid of such danger and they wanted to prove their devotion to God and Jesus. They came up and drank more than half of them died from jugs, and 20 people remained.

Jesus glanced at the 20 remaining disciples, pointing his finger at one of them.

Jesus:

God wants you to be in charge of hiring the Apostles, now you will recruit new disciples and conduct tests of faith. You can always get new jars with the sacred liquid by asking me where they are. What is your name, my sister.

Student:

Bowing and kissing the hands of Jesus. Aviva: I am always ready to prove my devotion to God and do what is necessary to advance His Mission. 

Jesus:

God will not forget your service and will reward you for your efforts, wait for new disciples whom you will test for hypocrisy and loyalty.

Chapter 7

Pontius Pilate was invaded by a guard of 2 people.

Guard:

They bowed respectfully.

The 7 servants of Jesus died under torture and refused to tell us anything. Jesus continues to spread heresy and perform tricks under the sauce of miracles, saying that he is the messiah.

Pontius Pilate thought that it was necessary to deal with this heretic and a man with criminal intentions.

In the ancient Israelite city of Chorazin, where the Synagogue where Jesus performed his 4th miracle was, an ancient Roman Legion of 3000 thousand people was sent to find and capture the heretic. At first, the ancient Roman army questioned the people, the chief among this 3000 thousand army was the Tribunes of Angusticlavia, his name was Pistis Aquilius. Pistis Aquilius was the right hand of Pontius Pilate, the face of Pistis Aquilius was covered with scars, and his left hand was missing. But nevertheless, with his tall height of 1.86, athletic figure and legends about his former victories, he inspired respect and fear for his own and others. None of the villagers ever said where Jesus was, or whether they have any idea where he might be, but Pistis Aquilius did not like this answer: he began to torture the inhabitants and sent soldiers to rape the women. Nevertheless, the inhabitants of Khorazin continued to persist then. Pistis Aquilius ordered the murder of all the inhabitants and saved only 1 family so that they could spread the news that only 1 person was to blame for the death of Chorazin's people, and that was Jesus. While Pistis Aquilius was watching the city burn, an informant ran up to him on horseback.

Informant:

the wife of Pontius Pilate died, and there were many other strange deaths of Roman aristocrats. On the walls of many cities the name of Jesus is written in blood. Many other cities in Judea are on fire.

Pistis Aquilius:

He didn't even raise an eyebrow.

Informant:

of course, I have heard that Pistis Aquilius is cold and ruthless, and no one has ever known what is on his mind. But I would have never thought that even such news would not awaken at least a drop of emotion in him.

Pistis Aquilius:

Thank you for the information.

Jesus was in Degania and he was 7 hours ahead of the military. Thousands of people gathered around him there. He treated many wounded and fed more than 5 thousand people.

Christ's army was replenished: now there were not hundreds but thousands ready to follow him. While Jesus was feeding the food, Aviva approached him in a black cloak

Aviva:

Jesus, our teachings will spread rapidly throughout Judea and not only Judea, the number of disciples is growing, and the necessary actions have been taken to bring PARADISE closer. All your disciples from those cities that burned and abandoned their cities are on their way to Caesarea.

Pontius Pilate suppressed the rebellions of the people, caught all those who were heading to Caesarea, stopped the fires and declared 1135474 the Asses for the Jesus´s head. As he buried his wife, he read curses, wept, and imagined what he would do with Jesus. Praying in his room and offering sacrifices to Zeus, he, communicating with the oracles, he tried to find out where is Jesus, but Oracles said that Jesus have a patron who prevented them from seeing the future, they experienced great pain as soon as they tried to find out where Jesus was or his fate. He sent a messenger to Rome to inform them of what was going on and to send them an additional army in the event of a full-scale civil war in Judea.

God, watching all the destruction, squeezed the golden goblet so hard that he broke it into rattles.

Simon Peter and Andrew the First-Called galloped up and said that the ancient Germans have received their messages and that ancient Rome have been weakened and that now was the best time for them to attack. The next day, James Zebedee, John Zebedee (the Theologian), Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James Alpheus, Simon the Canaanite came and said that the Germans have received their reports and also decided to take advantage of the weakness of Rome and attack it.

Jesus called Aviva to him.

Jesus:

Kill Judas Iscariot, God told me that he was a traitor and was going to turn us into the authorities.

Aviva:

She bowed. As God wills.

After 10 minutes, she and hundreds of other Apostles surrounded Judas Iscariot and beat him to death.

Judas Thavedeus in a black cloak approached Jesus.

Judas Thavedeus:

The Germans and Egyptians attacked Rome.

Jesus:

patted Judas Thavedeus on the shoulder. God will not forget your service, my brother.

Chapter 8 ATTACK

God called, called the Holy Spirit to Himself.

God:

You see what your chosen one has done, he started a civil war in Rome and started an external war that could last hundreds of years, maybe thousands.

Holy Spirit:

A great God everything can still change during chaos, everything changes very quickly you need to be patient.

God:

He incinerated Holy Spirit with a holy golden ray from his eyes. Feathers and blood from the holy spirit scattered everywhere.

Having gathered more than a thousand of his apostles and other disciples, Jesus came out on horseback to them and began to make a speech.

Jesus:

My Brothers and Sisters, the Romans, abused us, raped our women, laughed at our traditions, and treated us like slaves. They invaded our house, our Judah, and demanded submission. They are tyrants who rule us not through persuasion, mutual benefit and compromises, but through violence and bloodshed. We were deprived of the right to vote, we were deprived of the right to determine our own fate. But God was kind to us, he gave us a chance, he showed us the way, he put the key of the future and happiness in our hands, but it is up to us to use this key. Stop kissing the shoes of the Romans and licking their feet, it's time to straighten your shoulders. Let each one be rewarded according to his deeds. Are you ready to use the opportunity that God has given us.Know that those who go with us will be granted eternal life and happiness, and those who remain will be granted hell and eternal contempt of our brothers and sisters, for the only thing that evil needs is inaction. He raised his fist up.

The disciples and apostles raised their fists in the air.

Disciples and Apostles:

God, Judea, Freedom! God, Judea, Freedom! God, Judea, Freedom! God, Judea, Freedom!

Approaching Caesarea, they managed to take Caesarea by surprise and begin a siege of the city, because Pontius Pilate expected that he have already stopped everything and would soon catch Jesus. He was also waiting for reinforcements, which did not come due to problems with the Germans and Ancient Egyptians. The informant ran up to him.

Informant:

The main gate has been demolished and a crowd of fanatics heads to the center of Caesarea, massacres all the Romans and writes the name Jesus on the walls with Roman blood, a large crowd of fanatics heads straight here to the center of Caesarea.

Pontius Pilate:

(said angrily) Scum of the state, bastards, mad dogs...

Pistis Aquilius, who stood next to Pontius Pilate.

Pistis Aquilius:

(said in a voice devoid of any emotion) The time has come to destroy rabid dogs.

 and went out to gather the Legion. Pistis Aquilius went to kill. The Roman Army, seeing Pistis Aquilius, their morale increased and a hot battle began, they stopped retreating. The Army of Jesus with much worse equipment, even though there was more of it, began to lose serious losses, and even the madness of the students and apostles could not recoup the equipment and years of training that the Romans have.

Jesus, seeing how the ancient Romans reacted to the tall man, guessed that he was the one who was the chief among them, went gollop straight at Pistis Aquilius, cutting down every Roman in their path, the archers killed his horse, but he got up and continued to run like a wild buffalo when he sees the red color right at Pistis Aquilius, destroying everyone and everything in his path. After all, for him, Pistis Aquilius was not just a man, but a Threat to Humanity. Seeing the madman running straight at him, Pistis Aquilius dismounted from his horse. Pistis Aquilius stretches his right hand across his body, grabs the hilt of his sword just below the guard, pulls it out, and points it sharply forward so that it points at Jesus.

Jesus, swinging from the right, aimed at his head with all his strength, but Pistis Aquilius parried the blow, as if he were playing and not fighting to the death.

Jesus:

Remember my face, for I am the last thing you will see in this life.

Pistis Aquilius did not show any reaction, he was cold and calculating, he didn´t want to waste his energy, because he still had to destroy many fanatics.

During mutual attacks

Pistis Aquilius:

So you are the general among these dogs. It's so good that you came to me yourself. As soon as your head falls. The riots in Rome will stop and peace and tranquility will reign again, people will be able to breathe calmly.

Jesus:

Breathe calmly, peace reigns, do you call peace that minority oppresses others? Is it a world when people's fate is decided for them, and everything depends only on the will of a few?

Pistis Aquilius:

You do not understand that the plebs are unreasonable, without the rule of the best they would have destroyed themselves long ago. The barbarians would capture them and kill them. They are not capable of anything on their own.

Jesus:

And did you check it at least, did you give people a chance to live independently, or did you decide it all for them, did you give them a chance to develop, to reveal their potential? Think for themselves and be responsible for their choices, even if they make mistakes.

Pistis Aquilius:

You are clearly out of your mind, Jesus, the plebs have no potential, and the Jews are a race of slaves capable of nothing.

Jesus:

You are wrong, and you should know that even if we die the fire that we lit will not go out, and sooner or later the whole forest will burn down...

After this, Jesus again began to violently attack Pistis Aquilius, finally hitting him on the arm of Pistis Aquilius, Pistis Aquilius dropped his sword. Jesus cut off his head. Joy filled Jesus, but he felt a terrible pain in his back, looking down, he sees a blade sticking out from behind his chest. Blood came from behind the mouth. Jesus fell to his knees.

Plantius Pavilus:

Finally, my wife will be able to sleep peacefully.

Plantius Pavil has descended to the level of Jesus. He put his arms around his head and brought him close to his head, he wanted Jesus to remember him. He wanted Jesus to feel like a pathetic and helpless cockroach. A cockroach that Plantius Pavilus strangled.

Plantius Pavilus kissed Jesus on the cheeks

Plantius Pavilus:

Thank you. Now I can become really rich, it's a pity that you killed my love, I loved her. Now I can do whatever I want, and no one from Rome will interfere with me, they will support any of my decisions as long as I keep you under control, thank you.

Jesus spitting blood

Jesus:

I, yes, ...

Approaching Plantius Pavius, he wanted to say something.Like a wild beast he bit off the ear of Plantius Pavius.He got up from sharp pain and began to kick Jesus´s head. Then he knelt down, grabbed the handle with both hands, and thrust the sword deeper.

More blood flowed from behind Jesus' mouth, and he threw out ear.

Jesus whispers:

Spit on God, spit on the devil, spit on masters, spit on fate, spit on predestinations. You are deceiving the people that you are the chosen ones and the best and that only you can make the right decisions, you have invented the rules and convinced everyone else that they are real, but this is not true, the reality is not what you are telling, I do not believe you, and I do not believe God. I'll figure out what's right and what's wrong, what's working and what's not working, what I can do and what I can't. Fuck you. 

After that, he began to laugh. Plantius moved away from fear and thought, deranged, he have never seen such a thing, he continued to live in spite of severe wounds, maybe he was really a messenger of God, no, rather the devil...

Jesus:

Coughing up blood and speaking in whisper. If I return, I will finish my business and kill all tyrants...

Jesus' head crashed to the ground and his soul left his body.

Blissful peace An eerie white light appears in front of his eyes, he opens his eyes

God:

What have you done...

Jesus:

I have done what i thought is right. I finally lived...