Chapter 61 Isn't it common sense that dogs can talk?
Two dogs!
Li Ming frowned. The dog that ran from a distance just now had no bald tail, didn't wear flowery underpants, and had shiny hair. He could be sure that it was the black dog that he got along with day and night.
So what is that bald-tailed black dog on the shelf?
The dragon-patterned wooden sign around his waist suddenly shook slightly. Li Ming looked down, and two prominent red numbers 72 jumped out of it.
It turned out to be an unexpected visitor who fell into Yunmeng, indicating that it could stay here for three days.
But why is it a dog.
He would rather be a beautiful female ghost than a dog.
Because there is no shortage of dogs here.
Li Ming looked at the struggling black dog on the shelf, and said with some embarrassment: I thought you were my stupid dog, I'm so sorry, I'll get you down right away.
The bald-tailed black dog rolled his eyes.
The black dog behind Li Ming grinned: Are you polite? You are so stupid.
Li Ming just wanted to get the bald-tailed black dog in floral underpants off the barbecue, when the black dog behind him came to Li Ming's side.
Rubbing Li Ming's elbow, there was a special luster in his eyes.
Li Ming looked at it: What do you mean?
While rubbing against Li Ming's elbow, the black dog gestured to the bald-tailed black dog on the shelf.
Li Ming said: You mean to stew this dog.
Black Dog nodded.
That's what it means. Recently, it always feels that Li Ming is a bit greedy for it. It may be because it hasn't eaten meat for a long time, and it also wants to eat meat.
Just take this dog for a spin.
A dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor Taoist.
It's born from the same root, so why bother with each other? Li Ming sighed, because the bald-tailed black dog was related to his Qi training reward, so he still couldn't eat it.
Put it down quickly, untie its confinement, and just wanted to ask about the origin of this dog.
I'm suffocating the emperor.
Heihuang stared at Li Minghe and the black dog who was about to stew him just now, Good guy, you dare to play with this emperor's idea and say, who the hell are you?
Heihuang stood upright, staring at Li Ming and the black dog with his hips crossed.
There was contempt in its eyes, full of disdain.
The dog's expression was so beating, it made Li Ming feel like he wanted to hit it. Suddenly Li Ming frowned and said:
Can you still talk?
This emperor... Heihuang was stunned, staring at Li Ming, and said: Dogs can talk, isn't this common sense?
Li Ming was speechless for a while, looking at the black dog in flowery pants, and then at his own black dog, he said earnestly:
Look at the same dog, why is there such a big gap? It can talk, why can't you? I suspect that you are not a real dog.
The black dog can't say anything about suffering: (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c).
Li Ming withdrew his gaze and stared at the dog in flowered underpants: You are also a species. Help me find out what happened to my dog. It hasn't spoken for 10,000 years, and it feels like it's lost its mind.
Just blow it up, and you will not speak for ten thousand years.
The black dog's face was full of disdain. The emperor can only live for about 10,000 years. How could a dog live that long.
It felt that Li Ming was bragging.
Don't scare it that it doesn't know the emperor. It was rescued by Emperor Wushi when it was young. In his later years, Emperor Wushi sealed it in the source of the ancient emperor mountain (Purple Mountain).
Although I don't know why I came here suddenly, it always feels that it is not simple.
Still have to probe the situation: Who are you?
I, Li Ming, it's called... Li Ming looked at the black dog, his eyes flickering, as if he hadn't noticed the name of the black dog for ten thousand years, it was too much, and asked:
What's your name?
The black dog made an expression: (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c).
Li Ming said: Well, you can't speak.
Hei Huang said: Can you write?
Li Ming said again: This dog can't write.
Words can't be written,
If you can't speak, it's really embarrassing to the dog family. The Black Emperor said with his arms crossed.
I think so too. Li Ming said.
Wow woof woof...
In the past, Li Ming ran against it, but now even any dog ran against it. The black dog couldn't help it. If Li Ming couldn't beat it, this dog could always beat it.
So he bared his teeth, rushed out without hesitation, and bit the dog with his mouth open.
The Black Emperor reacted quickly, without any fear.
The two black dogs quickly fought.
They were all bigger than tigers, as strong as bulls, with square heads and big ears, and white canine teeth.
But the dog with flower pants is fatter, and the food may be particularly good.
Two dogs you bite me, I bite you, bark bark barking, in the end both of them get no benefit.
Your dog's body is so strong. Heihuang said with his body upright, no matter how hard he bites, he won't bleed.
You are also very strong, and you can beat a black dog so hard. My family can't do this shit, it's just physical resistance. No matter how hard you beat it, you can't die. The only pity is that you can't speak, you're dumb, and you're not very smart.
Li Ming looked at the black dog, saw that it was a little aggrieved, and added: I didn't mean to belittle you, to be honest, don't let me slump.
Li Ming glanced at it lightly, thinking to himself, we still have to give it a name.
After 10,000 years of getting along, it's still a bit too much for a black dog to bark.
What to name it?
A particularly impressive dog name suddenly flashed into Li Ming's mind, and he felt that it was particularly suitable for a black dog. He smiled and said:
How about I give you a name now, and you will be called Heihuang?
The black dog looked up:? ? ?
Heihuang opened his eyes wide, and hurriedly said: My name is Heihuang, don't have the same name as me.
Li Ming looked at him.
Are you the Black Emperor?
It's the emperor. Heihuang straightened his body, put his two dog paws behind his back, and stood with his hands behind his back, instantly feeling like a master.
Are you the Black Emperor who sat down by Emperor Wushi? Li Ming looked at the big black dog in flowered underpants in surprise.
how do you know?
The Black Emperor was stunned.
It was rescued by the Great Emperor Wushi when he was young, and then followed the Great Emperor Wushi.
In his later years, the emperor sealed it in the divine source of the ancient Huangshan (Purple Mountain). It stands to reason that no one should know about it. How did the young man in front of him know?
who are you?
Don't be surprised, I know a lot of things.
Black Emperor, don't you know?
During the period of covering the sky, the black dog who was seriously injured and dying was rescued and adopted by Emperor Wushi. In his later years, he refined the divine source liquid and sealed it in the ancient emperor mountain.
Tens of thousands of years later, when Ye Fan left the ancient Huangshan (Purple Mountain), he followed it, came to Shizhai to look for food, and finally stayed at Zhang Wuye's house, and passed on the so-called Black Emperor Sutra by Wang Shu and Lei Bo.
After Ye Fan came back from the restricted area in the early days, he clashed with Ye Fan and scolded and fought. Ye Fan once jokingly called him Black Wolf.
Moreover, the most notable characteristics of this dog are: wickedness and smoke, killing familiars, cheating and abducting, and being favored by others.
What do you know? Hei Huang asked.
Li Ming smiled faintly: I know everything about your past and present lives.
Heihuang felt that Li Ming had the potential to be a magic stick, and said with a smile: Young man, you have a bright future, so how about it, from now on, you will be my favorite, how can you hang out with me?
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