NOVEL NEXT The Strongest Solo Gamer with Terrible Social Skills Reincarnates as a Hated NPC in a VRMMO Chapter 30
30: Pokumon Battle
――SIDE: Shinohata Airi――
As I looked down at Lin and Sugiyama, I expanded on my imagination. These two were already my perfect slaves. I could do whatever I wanted with them, and they would do whatever I said. They looked disgusting, but they were just right for playing with.
I didn’t feel any pity for them, which was perfect. Since they were unrefined, I could laugh at them as much as I wanted, and it would be fun to bully them.
Nishino and Katsuragi were the same as me.
So, it didn’t matter if I was with them or not.
――Wait, I got off track.
First, I need to think about how to deal with these two.
The image that came to mind was the Colosseum in medieval Europe. If I called them slaves, it would be natural to have them fight. I could make them fight and record it on video. If the loser got a penalty game, it would be interesting, wouldn’t it?
But, just calling it a fight was a bit… lame.
I needed to come up with a different name…
“――Ah, that’s it! Pokumon!”
“What’s that? Never heard of it?”
“Don’t you know, Nishino-kun? It’s the name of a popular game from a while back!”
“It’s still popular now!!”
It’s popular! Poku Poku Monster! They even made a movie recently, so it’s impossible not to know about it!
“No, I don’t know much about it… wasn’t it a game where you raise monsters and make them fight?”
“It’s not ‘monsters,’ it’s ‘Pokumon’! Nishino-kun, you don’t play games at all, do you?”
“Guh…”
Katsuragi laughed, and even Hiroshi looked frustrated.
But, this might be a good idea?
I turned on the camera on my portal device and switched to recording mode.
The filming of the viral video, starting now!
“Alright! From now on, you two will be my ‘Pokumon’!”
“Ha, eh, ha…!?”
“Hahahahaha! Moyashi, you’re really getting into it! King~!”
“…What’s going on here?”
“Are they going to use even this pig?”
“Pugi!?”
As usual, Sugiyama is being annoying, saying “booboo” and being gross… I want to kill him just by looking at him, but I’ll endure for now. Let’s continue filming.
“Yeah, we’re going to make ‘Pukmon’ fight each other. The loser will get a penalty game.”
“!!”
“…Hey, this sounds pretty interesting, doesn’t it? Want to bet, Katsumata?”
“Hehe! Sounds good, it’s interesting! Which side are you betting on, Isuno?”
“Me? I’m betting on the pig.”
For some reason, the betting has started, but it seems to be getting exciting, so I’ll just let it go.
“What about the rules?”
“…Haven’t decided yet?”
“But I don’t understand this kind of thing…”
“Let’s just improvise and fight?”
“Can we use weapons?”
“No, that would be too much trouble if things get out of hand.”
Ah, I didn’t think of that possibility. I don’t think these guys have the courage to resist, but if Hiro says so, I’ll follow.
“Then, let’s do it bare-handed. Sugiyama and Hayashi, stand in the center of the room. Come on, get ready. Show our master a good fight!”
“U, uu…uu…”
The two of them take awkward fighting poses. It’s kind of comical when seen from the side.
“Get serious! Get serious!” Hiro shouts at the two of them. At times like this, he’s just like me, getting all worked up.
Let’s get started then!
“Pukmon Fight, ready, go!”
As I give the signal, Sugiyama’s guy charges at Hayashi with a lot of energy. Sugiyama head-butts Hayashi’s face… Ugh, that looks painful.
Sugiyama is more serious than I thought. Does he really hate penalty games that much? He’s not even told us what the content is yet…
“There! Do it! Kill him!!”
“Hehehe! Fatty’s strong!!”
Hiro is fired up, and Katsumata is holding his stomach in laughter. The boys are getting more and more excited, and I’m filming while taking a step back. It’s like they’re overflowing with energy or something… Girls tend to shy away from violence, but boys aren’t like that, are they?
“U, uwa…aaa!!”
Hayashi finally gets serious, his nose bleeding, and starts fighting Sugiyama with all his might.
Both of them are giving it their all.
Since it’s just a fight between amateurs, the content isn’t that exciting, but the fact that they’re being forced to do this is kind of good.
We let Sugiyama and Hayashi continue fighting until we said “good.” Their faces and bodies are covered in bruises. Their uniforms are stained with blood, and it’s a pathetic sight.
In front of the two, who are out of breath, Hiro judges the winner and raises his arm.
“Yes, the pig wins!”
“Eh?”
“Eh, it’s not like that. The pig has fewer injuries, right? This fight is the pig’s win!”
“…Well, okay, I guess.”
Depending on the wound, it’s like we’re similar, but even if I say it, you won’t listen, and I’ll give up early.
Besides, the fun is just about to start.
“Ah, I lost, Moyashi-kun…”
“!!”
“My money was taken away, but how are you going to make up for it?”
“Th, that is…”
As I gaze at Lin, who is sitting upright, Lin avoids my eyes with a gulp. It’s obvious that he’s scared, and somehow, it’s a little cute.
“How about we play a penalty game?”
“P, penalty game…”
“Yeah”
A fun, fun penalty game.
To be honest, the PuKuMon battle is just a warm-up act. I wanted to play a penalty game with one of the two from the start.
“Didn’t that Ishizuru guy get his pants taken off and go viral on the school network? Then, we need to do something even more extreme, right?”
“Eh, y, yes…”
“So, what’s going to happen is… the loser, Moyashi-kun, will get ‘mouthed’ by the winner, Buta-kun?”
“What…?”
“If you don’t do it well, we’ll do it again.”
“N, no… what do you mean by ‘mouthed’?”
“Hey, don’t you get it? I’ll make sure to angle the camera so that it’s not clear what’s happening in the video, so don’t worry.”
Lin’s face turns pale as he realizes the situation, and it’s hilarious to see.
“Are you okay? I’ll make sure to make it look good and enjoyable until the end.”
As I say this, Hiroshi and the others burst out laughing. What an unexpected idea! Seeing the two of them laughing and holding their stomachs, I puff out my chest with a smug face.
“Newly developed evil, Ohmae!”
“Moyashi and Buta-kun, what the…? Just hearing it makes me want to vomit!!”
The two of them are laughing and rolling on the floor, while Lin is completely silent, as if he’s trying to escape reality. But I won’t let him get away with it.
“I’ll upload it to the school network, and from tomorrow, Moyashi will be a celebrity! Isn’t that great? ♡”
“――ッ！ ……ッだ！！ I don’t want to!!”
Suddenly, Lin goes crazy and starts flailing around. Just as his wildly swinging fist is about to hit my cheek, Hiroshi grabs his arm from behind.
I’m a little surprised…
Ah, this is punishment.
Lin dared to raise his hand against me. I won’t hold back.
I’ll destroy him completely.
“Haha! You fool, stop struggling, Moyashi!!”
“For now, let’s take off Buta’s pants. You, Moyashi! If you had hit Newly developed’s face, I would have killed you!”
Kazushi warns Lin in a menacing tone while restraining Buta.
Exhausted from the previous fight, Buta doesn’t resist much and gets his pants taken off by Kazushi.
Ugh… dirty, briefs…
It’s already yellowish and crumbling ahead…….
Well, whatever.
Now, how’s the main actor doing?
“Haah, haah, haah……!”
Has he realized he can’t escape? Moyashi’s face is pale, and his breathing is rough. Well, I won’t let him escape anyway. I have his portal device (Portal) here. If [Emergency Escape] doesn’t work, he can’t get out of ABYSS. Moyashi has no place to escape to.
“Are you too ashamed to do it yourself? Then, I’ll help you a little――!”
“Ugh!”
“Hey, open your mouth wide? I’ll push it from behind, so make sure to bite down tightly――!”
“Uhihi! No, no, nooo!”
Lin is crying like a child.
Of course, I’m recording this too.
“Hehe, ku ku fu fu! Kyahahahahaha!!”
I buried Lin’s face in the pig’s crotch, and he let out a feminine cry. I’m recording this disgusting scene with a close-up shot. If I were to upload this, I’d kill myself! Imagining the public’s reaction, I’m laughing while holding my belly――
“――Eh?”
――I was suddenly taken aback by the giant’s shadow looming over me from above.