Chapter 15 - A walk in the pass.
The sun had not long risen, and the rays began warming the surroundings outside. I crawled onto the surprisingly warm ground and stood up to stretch. It was surprising to see Wardi and Lucy awake first, making breakfast for everyone.
Lucy passed me a hearty bowl without saying a word. I looked at Wardi, and he gave me a slight head shake to say, "Just leave it; don't push it."
"Thanks, Lucy," I said politely.
I woke the other two lazy sods, or at least tried to; Rhua threw a solleret at me, and I punched it at Horace, who jumped up in panic.
"Come on, Horace," said Rhua, pretending like she wasn't also sleeping in; both shuffled out like the walking dead, and Wardi handed them both bowls.
"Friendly reminder just in case you forgot: don't touch the purple embers or the boss gets an invincibility buff for an hour; just keep walking, then slashing, smashing, piercing and blasting." We all nodded to Wardi's instructions.
The dungeon itself is a former mineshaft with wooden beams supporting the walls up. There's a typical path that eventually leads to a spot called The Fork, which splits into two pathways containing the same general traps and monsters, with the boss at the end. The only difference is the left path leads to an elevator after the boss, which takes you to the top and out to the skybridge; otherwise, the right path leads straight out to Musky-Ores Village.
We stepped up to the dungeon entrance, and as per usual, the bookie Uno appeared as a faint light morphing into a brown Koanit almost triple the size of Wardi, and it emanated Gorthen elemental auras that dwarfed anything Lucy could produce.
"Ye fīf! Stand at this honoured ground, the first of many; glory awaits those who triumph at the Green-Top-Pass. I, Uno, say kneel now; may the light of her grace guide you." As it said this, a voice rang out from the door itself –
The 1* star dungeon is now open; proceed immediately.
Darting forward and shouting aloud, last one in smells like Gob-head piss! Wardi and Rhua huffed at his joke. Whilst Horace ran forward, Lucy stood there expressionless and started to make me concerned, but we had to get going; duty calls.
"Green-Top-Pass is now closed until completion."
Meanwhile, in the monitoring room…
"As per her grace's request, the difficulty is now increased to three stars; all foes have been adjusted due to changes," says Phahl.
"Technician, change the parameters of the dungeon by reversing the rule; purple embers must be touched to prevent the invincibility buff on the boss." Phahl continued saying.
"Understood, sir," said the technician.
A rippling purple enveloped the dungeon unbeknownst to the current challengers. Phahl grinned and whispered to himself, "All is coming together nicely, hee-hee."
Horace had prepped beforehand and passed us several potions: five fast health regen and an attribute potion for each of us: strength for me, Rhua and Wardi. Agility for himself and wisdom for Lucy.
"We are doing this as a speedrun? These are pretty good quality potions," Rhua said to us.
"Smash and go; this is the 6th time we've done this." Said Wardi.
And so, we rushed through, taking the left path as soon as it became visible. It was interesting that the dungeon smelt a little different than usual. I commented that to the others also, that the embers seemed bigger than they usually did as we stepped into the path, but nobody seemed to care.
The first traps activated, and periodically various elemental projectiles began firing out of holes placed in the walls and ceiling at high speed. Rhua activated her Phalanx ability and took the hits for us as we walked through, although we were caught by surprise as a Lil-Graniter monster, deep grey and turning itself into a ball, launched itself from across the room onto a spring trap which knocked us up into the ceiling, and a repel trap smashed us back down.
"Damn," Rhua said unharmed yet a little shocked.
"That's a NEW ONE," piped Horace.
Lucy groaned and said, "I heard they can do that, but it's really rare; only a handful of groups have experienced it."
Though another one throwing itself onto a second trap we didn't notice and the process repeating again really wound us up, though Silana cackled to herself from the back as we practised these forced acrobatics.
"At least there was no repelling trap in the ceiling this time. I can't wait to slice up the little buggers," Wardi said, unsheathing his rapier and activating Shadow Step, ready to engage the dungeon critters.
We were continuously pelted; it was like a fireworks display with all the dazzling colours but with ten times the pain if they struck. As we reached the other end, a symbol of Serilia appeared before us, on a small wooden shack in the empty section we stood in. A safety zone in the dungeon; no enemies can attack here.
"Checkpoint reached." A voice rang out from the symbol.
In the next section, an open ground with numerous Lil-Graniters and Screechies, annoying and large bat-looking things with anti-art screech abilities, fluttered about.
"The hell is up with this dungeon today? It always goes Trap room > checkpoint > Lil-graniter room > trap room 2 > Screechies. Why are there Screechies in this spot?" Wardi said, taking it upon himself to start committing casual dungeoncide on the local inhabitants.
Arms, heads, and legs were sent flying as Wardi tore into the creatures ahead to pieces whilst Lucy shouted, "Gravity Down!" Forcing the batty sods to the ground, helping us to avoid having to jump around like lunatics or relying on her and Horace to fight for us.
The first screechy took a crossbow bolt to the head, and it exploded, letting out a piercing scream. A dungeon announcement informed us all:
"Balance reduced by 50%, watch your step now!"
"Is someone playing tricks on us?" Asked Lucy, barely able to stand up.
"Maybe it's a glitch with your systems or something; just do what you can. They can't hurt us after all; our defence is too high."
"That does not mean we are free from debuffs, however." Shouted Rhua, who had since switched to using her new armour from the manor, resisting the debuff much better than the rest of us.
The Lil-graniter threw themselves at Rhua; she managed to block their spontaneous tactic through her bulwark ability. They tried damn hard to break it through headbutting, punching and kicking, but unlucky for them, she's even more defensive now.
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"This would have gone a lot differently back in the day." I said dealing with the Screechies, whilst Lucy prepped a roomwide art.
"Akmens Lietus!"
They still emitted a nasty noise as the Gorthen Art pelting down killed them one by one; at least the debuff was gone, I thought as I killed one, then stumbled around and nearly knocked into Horace.
More monsters rushed out and ran at us from holes on both sides of the walls, and Wardi ruthlessly picked them off as they did. "There's a lot more than usual."
"I thought so!" said Rhua, as she conjured a shield in the air and slammed it into the ground.
Lucy unleashed a spell that was far stronger than any of us anticipated, and hundreds of spears of the water and Gorthen element began erupting from her. The Gorthen spears would heal the Lil-Graniters, but water spears ripped right through them straight after; it was an overwhelming slaughter.
"You have been rewarded for your mettle being assessed" echoed throughout the room.
"HEY, my potions HAVE BEEN RESTORED," piped Horace. We checked, and it was the same for us as well; the potions we used at the start were back in our inventory.
"I'm not gonna complain, but this is a questionable zing moment."
The room filled with numerous purple embers, and the path to the next section opened.
"Let's assume there's still a trap in the next room; be ready for anything. Let me go first just in case." Rhua proceeded through the next section cautiously, and we watched her whilst looking around, waiting for something to happen, yet danger never came.
From platform to platform, she jumped across until she reached the middle.
"Come on, I don't think there's anything dangerous. Head to me, and we can go together."
As we joined her on the platform, the next three platforms ahead crumbled.
"Well…there's the trap." I said. Wardi returned to the start, attached a rope, and tightened it. Then used Shadow Step to the end of the room and looped the rope around, creating a line for us to cross on.
"I suspect it'll start to break apart soon, so I'll jump across with Silana and Lucy whilst you three take it in turns crawling along; the rope is pretty weak from the sewers still, so if you all go on it, it's probably gonna break," he said.
Horace went first and then Rhua. Unfortunately for us, a Lil-Granite appeared from the ceiling and exploded on the rope as I began crossing it. Quickly reacting to the situation, I equipped the rope javelin in my inventory and threw it into the wooden beam at the end of the hallway, and everyone gathered to pull me up.
"Nearly fell to the abyss back there. Thank the stars these gloves can do what they do." I shook from the adrenaline rush.
"What's wrong with this place? It's not normal at all; it's more like a three-star or even a four-star dungeon; we should have already been on our way outside. grumbled Wardi.
"IT IS A THREE STAR; look at the mission log!" piped Horace. Lucy, having already been browsing her status windows, her face was shocked.
"He's right, it is… But why has it changed? The dungeons never just change their rating," she said, becoming concerned.
"I feel weird, feel strange" said Silana, who has been relatively quiet since yesterday's fight.
"You ok, lass?" Wardi asked, placing his hand on her head and ruffling it.
"This place, weird energy, here not accident."
What does that mean!? I thought.
"It's weird as hell that nothing is like before. The monsters, traps, behaviours, and let's not forget the angry purple things hovering about. Something is way off about this dungeon; hell, maybe even the boss is different now," said Rhua, continuing with my way of thinking.
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"… Alright, this is taking the piss." Wardi calmly said, walking forward into the next area. Quickly chasing after him so we didn't get too far behind. The next area alerted us that we entered a battleground with rules.
Abilities are disabled in this area.
Duty commenced!
"Someone upstairs definitely hates us right now, don't you think?" Rhua making Wardi laugh with a pain in his voice. Though he also seemed to be losing his mind a little having walked straight into one of the purple embers.
"A member of your party has collected: Flame number 57,
Total number of flames left = 99/100."
"Dritt!" Wardi angrily shouted, "Sorry all, this is driving me up the wall."
"Well, do it to one of those things heading our way," I said, having noticed the small army of regular Graniters and Screechies heading towards us at full steam.
"GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF!" shouted Horace, who threw out a damage-up canister for us and further aided this by throwing a can of mute gas into the floating critters.
"Good going, man," I said, patting him on the back as Rhua and Wardi charged into the incoming horde.
"You three focus on support this time so Rhua and I can try to split the numbers up. Silana could get hurt with this one!" Said Wardi with concern in his voice.
There was an ever so slightly even split in the force, as they took many of the critters with them to the other side of the room; it was only me and Horace to fight this bunch, however. Lucy had to focus on maintaining a barrier with the odd heal now and again.
Many of the limbs sprawled around made me think of some interesting fighting styles here, and I managed to snag a Graniter leg or two to act like a pair of clubs whilst experimenting by pocketing the arms to use as throwing knives.
I assessed one by throwing it into a line of incoming Screechies and managed to impale three in a line.
"NICE" piped Horace. Now in turbo mode, trying to manage ranged attacks to help back up the other team whilst picking off any stragglers that get in his airspace.
Lil and regularGraniters were weak around the joints, whilst Screechies dropped dead quick if you took out the voice box. There was a small mound of bodies building up with arrows between the shoulders and knees in one pile and straight to the throat of the other.
Meanwhile I had been trying to imitate some of those crazy Zerker types by swirling into the crowds of enemies and just twatting them as I go, which was effective given the circumstances. I should really find myself more blunt weapons. I thought.
We were taking things out faster on our side, having full access to Lucy and Horace's pre-emptive synthing. She was able to start assisting with Area of Effect Arts, making quick work of all the little buggers left over. Even Silana tried imitating me towards the end, having grabbed one of the legs from me and started jumping around cracking body parts.
"Careful, things could still take a turn. Silana! Don't stray too far from us."
I assumed she heard me talking, but there was still a fight ahead. I felt a snap in my nose, and my face seared in pain.
"Facking Graniter just headbutted me and broke my nose, the fecking git!" I shouted in agony; it's been a while since I had a nose breakage.
"We'll fix itlater;, they're almost dead!" Rhua shouted.
When I looked up, and the small little red river flew out of my nose onto the ground, I saw they were fighting their way back to us and just a handful were left to deal with. I grabbed a fresh pair of Graniter legs and threw my weight into each swing; the gloves were activating more so than ever. Perhaps they favoured blunt weapons, I thought to myself.
Every swing, I put my back into it. Determined to get some payback for my nose by smashing heads and other limbs to pieces. I was particularly impressed when I was able to knock a Graniter up in the air and, with a strike that connected so perfectly, it caused a spark as the stone connected against stone and another with a major THUD using a double bat style. I took a head and torso off, and the arms and legs just hovered mid-air for a second… I swear it happened!
All that was left in the room was sweat, a river of orange Screechies blood, a dash of mine and a mountain of Graniter dust rising in the room.
"Well done all," I said aloud, sweating buckets. Everyone grouped back up, Rhua and Wardi sweating heavily but fine otherwise, Horace was happy and his usual self in the background, but Lucy was certainly feeling the fatigue, pushing herself with the Arts lately.
Silana just seemed overly happy that she got to do something for once, cheering with a spoil of Lil and regular sized Graniter legs of war, "YA!" she shouted, raising them up into the air and jumping around.
"Got a nice sweat off that one," Wardi giggled, "Sorry for my behaviour, I'll try not to let it get to me next time."
Silana was tiring from her celebrations, came over and then leapt into Lucy and me for a double hug, whilst Horace sat on the floor brewing up something.
"What ya cooking up over there?" I said to him whilst trying to prise the bluehead strongwoman off me and Lucy.
"Regeneration SHELLS. Let's go all out for this ONE," he piped up smiling.
"Lucy, are you ok?" I said to her, as she was just not herself at all, and we needed to keep the spirits up.
"Yeah… there's just been a lot going on lately, and it's been getting to me. I know a lot of book stuff, but I know nothing of the world, the things we've been facing and the sudden changes. It's overwhelming, but I will keep facing it. Nobody has taken me in like you all; I'd still be stuck at the Scrollitorium or something worse."
I gave her a hug and told her, "You got this, guurl! We're all in the same boat, and you've saved our hides more times than I can count, not that I can count in general, but you know—OUCH!" I shouted as Rhua kicked me.
"STOP MAKING JOKES, YOU ARSE," Rhua said angrily, yet happy at my causing Lucy to get the giggles.
SEE, I FIX EVERYTHING. ALL YOU BRING ME IS PAIN, PAIN, I TELL YOU," I quickly said, being as dramatic as possible. Wardi dove in to stop Rhua from taking another swing but was interrupted before he could say anything.