Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in Warframe?

Chapter 30: Reactions & Pass Parade



After it was soon declared to be true the news began to spread across Orario like a wildfire reaching the ears of every man, woman, god and goddess as a record that was just made was broken not more than a few days later.

Though to say the Hera Familia wasn't pleased with this news was an understatement, however the one whose record I had broke seemed to have a more pragmatic view of it.

"Isn't it a good thing someone like that has appeared in Orario?" Is all she said on the subject before shutting everyone out as she began to get annoyed around the 'noise' that was being generated about this news was beginning to annoy her as a result making her go off to places that were more quiet while spending time with her twin sister.

"Your not upset?" Her sister asked as they both stayed within a small church on the outskirts of Orario, it was owned by the Hera Familia but barely anyone came here or did anything in it and was more used as Alfia and her sister, Meteria, personal haven that allowed them both to get away from the 'noise' of everything that Alfia hates dealing with.

"No, after all it actually motivates me to want to get stronger as a result, I guess you could say I have found myself a Rival in a sense who I should work hard at surpassing." Alfia said with a smile on her face.

Though both were only 12 years old both had become adventurers do to necessity rather than want as both were affected by an illness that has been with them since birth and as such they needed to become adventurers in order to strengthen their bodies to continue living.

However only Alfia was suitable at being an Adventurer while Materea was not, though fortunately enough their parents were born into the Hera familia and the same for them and as such they were taken care of to the best of the Familias abilities, but know magic could cure their illness that was only slowed down to being empowered by their goddess.

*Cough Cough* "Well, I'm happy that you are happy sister." Materea coughed to which she and Alfia wrapped each other in a blanket to stay warm even though it was already late spring.

"Do you think someone will be able to find a cure for us?" Materea asked Alfia who just shocked her head.

"I don't know, but maybe someone will find a cure someday." Alfia said comforting her sister as they stuck to each other while they rested for now, after all tomorrow is another day.

Though on a tree branch not far away a man wearing a hood was tossing an apple up and down, though he seemed to be missing his right index finger.

He then held the apple while staring at it before a green glow covered it as a silvery like mercury liquid began to cover it in his grasp as an uncanny and unnerving grin was plastered across his face.

"So many Universes, So Many interesting stories, Your becoming famous Kiddo, but as they say, "All that Glitters, isn't Gold"…."

Then in a horrifying way the man's face disappeared as many smaller hands came out from beneath the hood and tore into the metallic apple and pulled the pieces back into the dark void where his face was located until all of the apple was gone.

Their was the sound of laughter could be heard on the breeze that sent chills down peoples spines before the man was gone once more.

However as Orario was going Ballistic at hearing about someone becoming a level two in only a few weeks, I was personally going out of my way to farm Hellhound Pelts.

Hellhounds are extremely dangerous for anyone who doesn't have something known as Salamander Wool equipped then one could easily be burnt to a crisp from their magic flames.

*Swish! Swish!*

*Thud Thud*

"Huuuu…. That's 30, gonna need to kill another 70 of them, luckily I don't need to skin them here within the dungeon." I mutter as I reached out towards the dead Hellhounds as they suddenly disappeared and reappeared within my inventory.

Yeah it seems my inventory got a bit of an upgrade and now I can store smaller monster corpses.

Though nobody would do something like this however the dungeon isn't the perfect place to skin a Hellhound as more monsters or even adventurers could end up showing up and possibly ruining my skinning process.

It was because of that it was nearly impossible to complete what the 'Empress' desired, so I was going to do a full skinning including the head and tail of these Hellhounds.

'Good thing I would go hunting during the fallback home.' I think to myself as I begin my search for more monsters to kill, it's because of the hunting I did in my old life that I wasn't adverse to hunting monsters along with the fact that I know how to properly skin animals at that.

*ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!* I'm the distance I began to hear the familiar sound Minotuar roars.

But I felt multiple footsteps making me stop, "A Minotuar Stampede? Who are the unlucky idiots that have to deal with that?" I mutter before I look up and see three guys running for their lives before I see a large group of Minotaurs running right behind them.

At first it looks like they are just running to get away, one guy had black hair, another with red and the last guy with white hair and red eyes who was carrying a large backpack on his back.

Though it seemed like they noticed me and they had two choices as I was at the entrance of the room they had just run into, though there were two entrance points that they could take, the one I was now standing in front of or the other one not far to my right.

But I then saw the look in the eyes of the red haired one and the black haired guys and began to run at me faster as their fear became smirks while the white haired guy was so scared while running for his life that he was running with his eyes closed.

"Oh? You wanna try a pass parade on me do you." I say to myself as I see the renewed vigor those guys had running at me.

As for what a 'Pass Parade' is, it's when another group of adventurers run from a battle and intentionally or otherwise lead the monsters they are running from in order to make others deal with and usually it results in those who fall for it to be killed as a result.

But as they get closer they see me raise my hand before throwing it down as a puff of smoke appears and just like that I disappear.

"What?!" Both of them exclaimed as their plan suddenly went up in smoke, much like the guy who disappeared before them, that is until-

*THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! *

They couldn't help but turn to suddenly see the Minotuar chasing them suddenly having their throats slit, eyes pierced to their brains and holes going right through their hearts in rapid succession making them fall over dead.

But before they could even utter a word, *THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!*

Suddenly all three of them took full on fists straight to their faces at such speeds and forces that they couldn't see or react to leaving them to all be knocked out cold.

"Well look at that, looks like I can make Bladestorm non-lethal if need be." I say to myself as I looked at the currently out cold assholes who tried to do a pass parade on me.

I just grinned before I pulled out some Durandal iron chains I made on the off chance I ever felt like capturing a live monster to bring to the surface, but now I have a better use for this.

"I think I'll make an example of you guys as why you don't do a pass parade." I say after tying their arms behind their backs along with their ankles.

And the best way to make an example of someone? Why by embarrassing them of course!

Loki would be so proud.

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