Invincible Upgrade of Douluo Continent

The host Doudou, who was flying in circles in the air, was not spared. A brick knocked Doudou down from the air.

At this time, there was a lot of yelling and cursing in the audience.

Xiang Wen, you bastard, you smashed my head...

Xiang asked, can't you use less soul power when you attack? You hit my nose on my ear...

I asked you to smash a pair of my dentures away...

An aunt yelled: "Xiang Wen, my virginity was destroyed by you, you give me back my virginity..."

A strong man yelled: "Xiang Wen, you smashed my first kiss, and you returned my first kiss..."

Dian Bucheng shouted: "You almost smashed out a big bucket of my super invincible..."

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At this time, Emperor Xueye could hardly hold back his laughter, but as an emperor, he still needed dignity, so Emperor Xueye suppressed his laughter and said in a majestic voice: "Dear guests and audience, please" "Silence," Dou Empire will pay for all the skin injuries and medical expenses you suffered today."

When Emperor Xue Ye said this, the whole place immediately fell into silence, and you could hear a needle drop.

It has to be said that Emperor Xueye's prestige in Dou Empire is still very high.

Emperor Xue Ye continued loudly: "Now I announce that the game will continue!"

At this time, the host stood up from the ground, a little dizzy, and flew into the air leisurely, as if he was drunk, and said: "I announce: Shrek Academy Team vs. Water Academy Team, Shrek Academy Team Win!"

After the host finished this sentence, he didn't know how to turn and hit the roof of the building with a "bump", and he fell unconscious...

At this time, Xiang Wen shouted in the direction of the waiting room of the Shrek Academy team: "Jiangzhu, come down and save people!"

Hearing Xiang Wen's words, Jiangzhu ran down like the wind and asked: "Captain, who to save?"

Xiang Wen pointed at Shui Bing'er, Xue Wu and the host Doudou from the Water Academy.

After receiving Jiangzhu's treatment, the three women slowly woke up. "The first one to wake up was the host Doudou, because she only had a slight concussion. The last ones to wake up were Shui Bing'er and Xuewu. The two of them were a little heavy. Although they are awake temporarily, they still need to go back to recuperate for a while. To recover.”

At this time, on the Shrek Academy viewing platform, it was still the same as usual. Flanders was surrounded by dozens of businessmen, holding contracts one after another to pay advertising fees.

After seeing it, Xiang Wen said to everyone in the Shrek team: "We are all covered with advertisements. Where should Dean Flender post the advertisements?"

Tang San said helplessly: "As long as you don't stick it on your face, it will be bad otherwise it will ruin our appearance."

After hearing Tang San's words, everyone was speechless.

Xiang Wen took everyone to a home-cooked restaurant that they didn't go to last time and had a big meal.

After the dinner, it was already evening when everyone returned to Shrek Academy. Not long after everyone entered the dormitory, Flanders opened the dormitory door and walked in, holding a clothing paper bag in his hand.

When Xiang Wen saw Dean Flender arriving, he hurriedly asked respectfully: "Dean Flender, what can I do for you?"

Flanders smiled sweetly and said: "You have been working too hard recently, so Dean, I spent a lot of money and went through all the hardships to buy you a small gift. You must accept it and wear it, otherwise the Dean will angry."

When everyone heard what the dean said, they thought: "It's definitely up to something bad! This is definitely the weasel's bad intention to pay New Year's greetings to the chicken."

I saw Dean Flanders taking out a few hats from the paper bag. It didn't matter whether they were hats, the key was that they were green, and they were still green and yellow, "Shit green, shit green." These are not the most important things. The most important thing is that the hat is covered with "shit green advertisements!"

Dai Mubai panicked and said: "Dean Flanders, you are not asking us to be cuckolds together. I solemnly tell you, Dean Flanders, please don't mess around."

Dean Flender's eyes widened and he said: "If you know what's going on, just put your hat on obediently. If you don't obey me, I will definitely do something random!"

Everyone was forced to wear this shit-green hat covered with green advertisements.

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