Invincible Upgrade of Douluo Continent

Fire Cloud Evil God snorted angrily: "Hmph! Xiang Wen, the captain of the Shrek Academy team, is too strong. Even if I try my best, I still lose to him. Even facing the Soul Saint, he has never given me such a Under great pressure, Xiang Wen is indeed a jealous and respectable opponent."

Huo Wushuang sighed: "Oh! Who isn't? Not only Xiang Wen, but the most annoying one is Tang San, who is always controlling me! A piece of blue silver grass annoys me. The most annoying one is Ximen Chuixue , why is he so strong? I was eliminated before I even got ten moves on him."

Don't complain. The other party is so strong only through practice; no one's ability comes from strong winds. Since the opponent is so strong, we must work harder in the future and do our best to face the remaining games. Cheer up, friends! Don't lose your spirit just because of one failure; failure is not terrible, what is terrible is not being able to grow from failure! Huo Wu encouraged.

Huoyun Evil God stood up and said loudly: "Huo Wu is right. Team Shrek, don't let me meet you again, otherwise I will beat you until you can't hold your heads up. Blazing Fire Academy will win!"

Everyone in Blazing Academy said in unison: "We must win! We must win! We must win!"

.........

Xiang Wen led the Shrek Academy team back to the academy. On the way to the teaching building from Shrek Academy, the group saw Dean Flender holding a large wooden barrel in his hand and wondering what he was doing.

Xiang Wen walked forward and asked, "Dean Flanders, what are you doing here?"

Dean Flanders saw everyone and said excitedly: "Our monsters are back, and I just want to ask you boys for a favor." Flanders said seriously: "The boys stay, and the girls go back to the dormitory to get their pedicures done."

At this time, only Xiang Wen, Ximen Chuixue, Dai Mubai, Tang San and other young men were left. Xiang Wen was puzzled and said: "Dean Flanders, if you have any questions, just ask us. What help can you ask us for? We will do our best."

Flanders said with some embarrassment: "I recently had a gold tooth replaced. The mouth of the tooth is not suitable, and the root of the tooth is a little painful." So I went to the hospital, and the doctor gave me a folk prescription of "Boiled Eggs in Boy's Urine".

“Boiled eggs in child urine,” the crowd exclaimed!

Flanders said sternly: Don't look at the child's urine. "I checked, and the child's urine has the following effects: reducing inflammation, relieving stress, laxative, beautifying the skin, relieving coughs, moistening the lungs, etc. And experts also suggest that if you have tooth or mouth pain, People with swollen tooth roots eat "boiled eggs in child urine", but it has miraculous effects!

Xiang Wen suddenly realized it and said: Ouch! It turns out that the dean wanted to use our urine to boil eggs.

Yes, that’s right! Dean Flanders smiled and said: "Which of you is a child, come forward."

Everyone looked at each other, but no one was willing to stand up... So Dean Flanders said anxiously: "Which one of you is a boy? Stand up quickly, or each of you will be punished by running two laps around Douhuang City. ."

If he didn't stand up, he would run around Douhuang City, so Oscar hurriedly stood up and said: "Dean Flanders, let me first declare that I am no longer a child. I went out to vote with Ma Hongjun once before. "

oops! I can't tell, Oscar, it turns out you are still this kind of person, Dai Mubai said exaggeratedly.

Dean Flanders said angrily: "It's worse for you than others. There were so many women around you before. Flanders turned to Tang San and smiled: It seems that only Tang San is a virgin."

Tang San walked out and said awkwardly: "Dean Flanders, I'm sorry! On a dark and windy night, I and...". Before Tang San finished, Flanders interrupted: "Farewell, I thought you were the purest, but I didn't expect... Humph!"

Dean Flender turned to face him and asked, "Then you must be, right?"

Xiang Wen said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, Dean, when I was three years old, we were already married to Ru Meng in our family."

Dean Flanders said angrily: "Look at all of you, you look like a dog, and your actions are simply filthy. Dean Flanders finished and left without looking back."

In the afternoon, everyone in the Shrek team listened. Dean Flanders found a few old friends from back then, "The youngest one is fifty-seven years old, and each of them gave Dean Flanders half a cup of urine." Bucket," so Flanders happily carried the bucket to the kitchen and started making "boiled eggs in child urine."

After Dean Flanders cooked the eggs, he called everyone to the kitchen and said angrily: "I'm eating here, and you watch me. This is the punishment for your dirty work."

When everyone arrived at Dean Flender's special kitchen, they saw that the interior was filled with anger and dark clouds. The disgusting scene was simply indescribable. After everyone came to the kitchen, they all covered their noses and stood in a row against the wall.

Flanders looked at everyone with a wicked smile, peeling egg shells with one hand and eating eggs with the other.

At this moment, Ma Hongjun pushed the door open and said, "Dean Flanders, what are you eating? It tastes so delicious."

Dean Flender said: "Eat eggs, would you like one?"

Ma Hongjun said: "I don't like eggs, so I'd better take a sip of soup."