Chapter 71
Chapter 70 – Cockroach Fly’S First Test Of Cloud And Rain (Part 2)
Chapter 70 Cockroaches’ First Test of Cloud and Rain (Part 2)
At this time, it was already approaching midnight, and most of the dormitories had already gone to bed or turned off the lights.
Therefore, the stern voice of the violent boy was very penetrating in the dark, and several dormitories in the next building were lit up for this reason.
If the surrounding alumni are like this, let alone the roommates in the same dormitory.
Following the yelling of the violent boy, Chang Licheng and another roommate were completely awakened.
I saw Chang Licheng rubbing his eyes, yawning and asking:
“Leon, what’s your situation? What kind of cockroaches are walking around?”
While talking, Chang Licheng, who only heard three or four points of Leon’s words clearly, paused slightly, and suddenly said:
“Oh, I see, God Xu’s cockroach medicine worked, right? Some cockroaches died?
Look at your guts, a little cockroach scares you like this, but you are still a Ludong man, are you worthy of the Liangshan heroes of your ancestors? “
Hearing this, Leon couldn’t help showing a strange expression on his face:
“Squad leader, don’t mention the Outlaws of the Marsh. It’s okay for you to let the grandson Monkey of Journey to the West come. Do you know what’s going on outside?”
Without waiting for Chang Licheng to reply, Leon made a gesture with both hands, and then pointed to the corner of the dormitory:
“In the three-meter-wide aisle, there are cockroaches on both sides near the wall! From 401 to at least 420, the rows are like army ants. Think about it for yourself!”
Chang Licheng was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to refute. After all, this scene is too challenging for the three views:
“No, let me ask you, when the door of our dormitory is closed, there is no seam underneath, so I can understand that cockroaches can’t get in.
But what about the seconds you open the door? Isn’t this thing just drilled at the crack of it?
If the edge of the aisle is full of cockroaches according to what you said, then a dozen or so must not come in at this time? “
Leon opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but soon realized that he really couldn’t explain Chang Licheng’s question, so he could only mutter:
“But they are all cockroaches, at least tens of thousands”
“Squad leader, what Lao Lei said seems to be true.”
Just when Chang Licheng was about to say something, Fu Ming suddenly interrupted. He raised his phone, and the main interface was the professional group:
“Look at your phone, everyone in the group is talking about it.”
Chang Licheng heard the words and quickly took out his mobile phone.
As Fu Ming said, at this moment, this small professional group of only a few dozen people is swiping the screen at a very high frequency.
There are also a few video clips flashing by, and almost every word of it is cockroach.
【Chen Xingyu】: “I’m fucked, what’s this thing outside? Resident Evil????”
【Hu Qing】: “Don’t open the door, you will be at your own risk!!!”
[Gao Yang]: “I’m so stupid, we slept late in the dormitory, the door was never closed, and the cockroaches ran for five minutes before realizing something was wrong.”
[Chen Xingyu]: “Are you as miserable as I am? I just went out to take out the garbage, but the light at the door was broken. After walking a few steps, I realized that the surroundings were not right. Do you understand the feeling of thousands of cockroaches crawling over the slippers? ? Now I’m forced by my roommate to wash my feet with washing powder T.T”
While talking, Chen Xingyu suddenly posted a video: “This was taken when I went back to the dormitory. If you want to believe it, take a look. If you don’t want to believe it, please open the door to verify it yourself (∪`●)ゝ”
【Jiang Biguo】: “.So why do you still have the mind to make videos?”
[Chen Xingyu]: “[Complicated mood emoticon package], it was already dirty at that time anyway, so it doesn’t matter-==(Д`
Chang Licheng first issued an ellipsis, and then clicked on Chen Xingyu’s video out of curiosity.
The content of the video is very short, less than ten seconds, but the picture is quite explosive:
The height of the mobile phone was placed near the neck of an adult man. Although a street lamp was malfunctioning and the vision was a little dim, but with the help of some lights farther away, it could be seen that there were dense cockroaches constantly rushing out of the stairs. He frantically rushed towards the garbage dump in the middle of the floor.
The travel route of these cockroaches is only in the corner or on the ground. Even if they pass by some dormitories with open doors, they do not turn into them.
Of course.
Not all cockroaches are headed to the trash, either.
Some of the cockroaches that ran out from the dormitory that opened the door, perhaps because of the cockroach medicine in the dormitory, attracted many of the same kind to do shameful things on the road.
As the saying goes.
If there are more than a thousand soldiers, there is no border; if there are more than ten thousand soldiers, there is no border;
This idiom can also be used on cockroaches at this time, so it is difficult to estimate how many cockroaches there are after watching the video.
With the video evidence in front of him, combined with the monkey-like screams outside, Chang Licheng believed it 90% in his heart.
The remaining two points are not so much unbelief, but rather the rigor of a science student—after all, I haven’t seen it with my own eyes.
While Chang Licheng was watching the video, Fu Ming suddenly caught a glimpse of something.
I saw him let out a light sigh, walked quickly to the balcony entrance, and turned on the balcony light:
“I’m sorry, monitor, look at the balcony!”
Chang Licheng let out an ah, and followed the trend.
At this moment, there were more than a dozen cockroaches gathered together on the balcony of the dormitory, one layer after another, doing something like stacking arhats.
Looking at the cockroach whose wings were flying high and obviously in heat, Chang Licheng suddenly understood some words Xu Yun explained:
Close the doors and windows of the balcony before going to bed, put away the clothes that can be collected in advance, try to apply glue bait on the cockroach droppings near the balcony, and do not apply it in the dormitory
“By the way, God Xu!”
After Xu Yun’s name popped up in his mind, Chang Licheng remembered this “behind the scenes”.
He didn’t care that it was too late, so he immediately called Xu Yun.
A moment later, Xu Yun’s voice came from the microphone:
“Hello, Risung? Why don’t you go to bed so late?”
“It’s me, God Xu, what are you doing here?”
“I’m writing a thesis, what’s the matter?”
“It looks like this, the cockroach medicine you gave seems to be working”
“Oh, this is a good thing, you probably will see a lot of dead cockroaches when you wake up from sleep.”
Gollum.
Chang Licheng swallowed heavily, and said:
“God Xu, it seems that there is no need to wake up. Now, let me tell you, the entire corridor is full of cockroaches now, and there are thousands if not tens of thousands.”
Hearing this, Xu Yun, who was still rushing to work on his thesis, was taken aback for a moment, put down his pen and said:
“What do you mean?”
“It is the entire corridor, starting from the entrance of the stairs, cockroaches line up like ants”
By the desk, Xu Yun’s eyes widened as he listened
“.Wait, let me ask you, how much gel bait did you put in?”
Chang Licheng was silent for a few seconds:
“Xu Shen, you only told me how much to use on the balcony of the dormitory, and didn’t mention how much to wipe in the public area.
At that time, Lao Ye saw a piece of black cockroach feces in the trash can, the amount was many times that of the dormitory, and he thought that the size of the rice grain might not be enough, and we read on the encyclopedia that the lethality of the insect forest seems to be With drug resistance, so squeeze a little more.”
Hearing Chang Licheng’s intermittent tone, Xu Yun suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Previously, considering that the journey from the dormitory in the East District would be troublesome, and that the actual combat experiment might need to be repeated many times and in multiple locations, Xu Yun deliberately gave Chang Licheng some glue bait—after all, this thing is not poisonous and can’t be sold for money, and it’s also easy to store. No difficulty:
“At that time, I gave you two large syringes of 150 ml. How much did you two use?”
“.Well, it’s all painted over, half the wall was painted”
“. Fuck??!”
While Xu Yun was talking on the phone with Chang Licheng.
Fu Ming, who was on the sidelines, could not help but feel a little distressed when he saw the reminders for updates constantly popping up in the comment area:
“I really don’t blame me for what happened today.”
While thinking about it, his eyes suddenly brightened.
I saw him quickly pull up the group chat, find the video taken by Chen Xingyu and save it, and send it out through the “Easter Egg Chapter” function of the Qidian novel:
“You may not believe it, I was scared by cockroaches today”
Now there are still six chapters owed to little angel Ayanami and Gagen who let go of the monkey boss, please allow me to finally adjust the time tonight, and have fun tomorrow!
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(end of this chapter)