Chapter 0
In the wacky world of ‘Gag Anime World,’ I was just living my totally normal, boring life when—BAM!—I transmigrated into that dark fantasy novel I was reading before bed.
“Haha! Don’t hold a grudge against me—uh…!”
Cough, cough
“…!?”
Oh, did I forget to mention the gaping hole in my stomach? No biggie. I casually stood up, yanked out the spear stuck in me, and carried on with my day. You see, in this ridiculous gag world, you can get sliced and diced like a sushi roll and be perfectly fine the next day.
“Stop it! Why do you keep sacrificing yourself?”
“Uh… I—”
“I’ve been training so hard to protect you… and now I’m basically useless!”
Here in Gag World, stubbing your pinky toe makes you gush blood like a fire hydrant. Did I actually sacrifice myself? Nah, but my delusions are definitely out of control, and my obsession is spiraling like crazy!
One day, while I was babysitting some scrappy kids who were kind of, sort of, almost kidnapped…
“Are you the boss?”
“Uh, what?”
And just like that, I accidentally became the shadowy overlord of a massive underworld organization. How did my life get so absurd!?