Chapter 1 - My wife: Scarlet Witch!
Chapter 1: My wife: Scarlet Witch!
New York, Queens.
In a towering apartment building, on the 28th floor, building# 2, room# 6, unit# 1803. In an apartment facing north and south, with excellent light, three bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen, and two bathrooms.
Early morning, at 7:30 AM.
The warm sunlight shone into the living room through the huge French window, and the white clean floor also reflected a bit of light.
Li Bufan sat on the sofa in the living room and muttered, “System? System? Make a sound if you’re there, huh?”
“Don’t be such a scoundrel. It’s time for the appointment. Hey! Hey… F**k!”
Li Bufan wasn’t from this world. He crossed over to this world from Earth quite earlier. To be more exact, he had crossed over 18 years ago.
Li Bufan didn’t care where he lived, whether it was Earth or this world.
Because in both worlds, he was an orphan. Anyway, he only lived for himself. Did it even matter where he lived?
However, his identity in this world was different.
In this world, he was a Chinese American, an orthodox New Yorker.
As we all know, the United States is a paradise for children. Therefore, even if he was an orphan, with the help of the government, Li Bufan had survived smoothly.
Li Bufan originally thought that he had only crossed over to a parallel world similar to Earth. But three years ago, his extremely accidental act of hero saving a beauty, caused his worldview to change——
The person he saved was… Wanda Maximov!
That’s right, it was the Scarlet Witch!!
Only then did he know that this world was not ordinary at all. It was the fucking Marvel world!!
Li Bufan instantly panicked!
For ordinary people, the Marvel Universe could only be described as hell. Many villains, and all sorts of things that could destroy the world, were there. Even those superheroes were not safe.
Didn’t Thanos wipe out half of humanity with a snap of his fingers?
Li Bufan had no immortality. How could he ensure that he would not be among half of them?
Not to mention an ultimate boss like Thanos. Even if he just encountered a fight between villains or a fight between superheroes and villains, if he was unlucky, he might get GG.
After all, when gods fight, mortals suffer.
System!!!
If he wanted to save himself, the only way was the system!
Li Bufan had lived in this world for eighteen years and called the system at least 180,000 times, but nothing happened damn it. However, the system finally responded three days ago, and Li Bufan was so moved that he almost cried.
He was still furious!!!
Why was it so late?!
System: “Because the host is underage, the real-world extraction system can only remain inactive. It can only be started after the host has passed his eighteenth birthday.”
Li Bufan: “???”
Where does this f****ng setting come from?
After three long days of waiting, today was Li Bufan’s eighteenth birthday. After midnight, he couldn’t sleep because of excitement and was full of expectations. But until now, the system still hadn’t responded.
Li Bufan felt like he was about to explode!
At this moment, Li Bufan’s mind suddenly trembled.
He was overjoyed.
Here it comes!!!
After this mental fluctuation, a realistic map suddenly appeared in Li Bufan’s mind. With him as the center, all the scenes within a radius of 1000 meters appeared in his mind.
He could also zoom in and out of this map as he wished!
This was simply like installing intelligent software similar to Google Maps into his brain, which was very powerful and convenient.
Li Bufan’s eyes brightened.
Hehe, he did not spend the entire night waiting for the system in vain. The System’s product must be of high quality.
At the same time, Li Bufan noticed a red dot on the real map. He immediately enlarged the red dot. It was not elsewhere but in his bathroom.
Li Bufan was stunned.
On the real map in his mind, a slender and graceful figure appeared in the bathroom, and the red dot was on the shower in the bathroom.
Uh……
That was Wanda.
The system’s hurried voice suddenly sounded: “Ding! Congratulations host, the real-world map has been opened, and the real-world bonus extraction system is waiting to start!”
“Warning! The host must press the start button within three seconds. Once this time expires, the system will permanently shut down!”
“Warning! This is not a joke!”
What the hell?!
That red dot was the start button? This was really a system that only adults could have.
Li Bufan frantically complained.
At the same time, he rushed to the bathroom decisively and opened the door. Wanda screamed “Ah”.
Li Bufan couldn’t care less about what Wanda was thinking.
Three seconds!
He only had three seconds. If he missed it, he would regret it for the rest of his life.
“Snapped!”
In a mysterious space that Wanda didn’t notice, Li Bufan pressed the start button before three seconds had passed.
But in Wanda’s eyes, this little rascal apparently came in to eat her tofu!
Her beautiful white face turned red in an instant.
At the same time, Li Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.
System: “Ding! Congratulations, you’ve completed your task…A real-world bonus extraction system is being opened…It will take about fifteen minutes. Please wait patiently.”
This time, it was finally coming!
According to novels, the system might be late, but it would never be absent*