I'm in Doupo with a female life simulator

Walking on the path, looking at the street that had suddenly become a lot crowder , xiao xuan had a bad feeling. Today, the Canaan College's admissions team will arrive in stone desert city.

Judging from the situation, most of the people present are probably going to watch and participate in the selection.xiao xuan estimated that the square for the enrollment selection was probably already flooded by the crowd.

He quickly ran towards the designated recruitment square of Canaan College. Although he had prepared himself mentally, when Xiao xuan arrived, he was still dumbfounded by the huge crowds of people that seemed to have no end in sight.

"What a bunch of lunatics! What are they doing here? Will the difficulty be reduced if there are more people?"

Above the huge square, waves of noise rose to the sky, and countless young people were desperately trying to squeeze into the square.

In the square, troops sent by the City Lord's Mansion were maintaining order, but because there were too many people, it was like scratching an itch and was of little use.

Staring blankly at the sea of ​​people, Xiao xuan sighed lightly. Looking at the situation, there was no chance of passing the test today.

After walking around the huge square, he did not finding a way in.

Xiao xuan didn't have the ability to ask the soldiers responsible for maintaining order to open a back door for him, so in the end he could only return to his original place.

"Forget it, let's just use the stupid method and squeeze in honestly."

Relying on his height advantage, Xiao xuan gritted his teeth and squeezed around the waists of the crowd for a long time before finally seeing the light of day with sweat all over his forehead.

"Huh, they finally came out. These guys who come here to watch the fun are really great. They are squeezing together to watch the fun in such a hot day." Looking at the tent not far away, Xiao xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The distance between the crowd and the tent was quite long, with several passages in between. In the passages, young men who looked like trainees were holding fist-sized blue crystal balls and giving people tests.

Xiao xuan walked straight towards a passage where there were not many people, and soon it was his turn to go forward for the test.

Seeing Xiao xuan's childlike appearance, the male student who was taking the test was very curious.

"Little boy, this is not a place to play games. This is the Canaan College admissions selection. Where are your family members? They will be worried if they can't find you. "

"Uh, I know, I'm here to test, and I'd like to ask this senior to test for me."

Xiao xuan rolled his eyes silently. He was also suffering from his age. Anyone would think he was playing some childish game of house.

"Then inject your fighting spirit into this test crystal. After injecting the fighting spirit, as long as your cultivation reaches the eighth stage of fighting spirit, the crystal will automatically light up, and you will have passed the preliminary test."

The male student didn't believe what Xiao xuan said, but testing fighting spirit was not difficult, so he just played with the child in front of him for a while.

"Hmm..." Xiao xuan nodded in understanding, stepped forward, stretched out his right hand and placed it on the crystal ball. After pausing for a moment, he waited until the crystal ball lit up before retracting his hand.

Ah, it really lights up! The male student looked incredulous, wondering if the crystal ball in his hand was broken because too many people were testing it.

"Wait a moment, I'll get another test crystal." Without waiting for Xiao xuan to answer, the male student turned around and ran quickly to the others and got another crystal ball.

Xiao xuan did not say anything. He understood that the person in front of him could not accept that he could pass the test at such a young age. He silently put his hand on the crystal ball. After a moment, the crystal ball lit up again.

"!" The male student's jaw almost dropped to the ground. He didn't understand why the gap between people was so big. After all, Xiao xuan was too young. When he was this old, he was still playing in the mud.

"I have passed now, right?" Xiao xuan's voice woke him up. "I have passed, I have passed. Come in quickly."

Xiao xuan nodded and walked slowly towards the tent. When he entered the big green tent, he saw more than a dozen men and women gathered in small circles and chatted with each other under the cool shade of the tent.

Outside the shadows, more than 20 young men and women were sitting on the ground under the scorching sun, sweat pouring down their faces due to the high temperature. However, their faces were full of restraint, and it seemed that they were freshmen who had just passed the external test.

"Little guy, come here!" A group of young women saw Xiao xuan's cute appearance and quickly waved their hand at him to come over.

"Sure enough my current cute appearance is very fatal to women. Hehe, it doesn't hurt to be loved by a bunch of beautiful girls." xiao xuan thought proudly in his heart and walked toward the crowd of young women.

Soon he was surrounded by these enthusiastic young women. One of the young girl patted his head, with her voice full of doting asked "Little guy are you lost or is any relative of yours is enrolling. "

"No, sister i came in for my own enrollement and i have passed the preliminary test by the senior outside." Xiao xuan felt tired of explaining but he still put on a cute expression on his face and said.

"Whaaat, what did you say. Did you just say that you have reached the minimum requirement for enrollment."

"How old are you this year, not more than 7 right. Little brother you can't just speak casually like this."

Being bombarded by continuous questions xiao xuan was overwhelmed, but suddenly a male voice rang out.

"What happened, several classmates why are you suddenly making a fuss over there." A slightly thin male student with a sligthly dark complexion walked towards the crowd. After seeing xiao xuan being surrounded and being touched all over by these young women, his face couldn't help but show a trace of jealousy which he quickly hid. He forcefully put on a smile and said.

' Isn't he a cute and fair little brat why are you making such a fuss, what is the use of looking good. Why didn't you give me such a treatment, i am a young twenty one year old 4 star fighter too. ' He couldn't help roar in his heart his mind full of self indignation, he puffed up his chest showing the 4 gold stars in his chest representing a four star fighter.

"Oh it's Ge Li ,we were just going to test this little brother's dou qi level strength. " having said this one of the girls took out a dou qi testing crystal and hand it over to xiao xuan.

Xiao xuan kept silent and quietly put his hands on the crystal. The crystal emitted a dazzling light which shocked everyone present.

The young women around couldn't help but make a sound of exclamation, they were looking at him with hint of awe and doting on their pretty faces. While Ge Li's face couldn't help but become gloomy and his eyes were filled with jealousy that could no longer be concealed.

"Oh its over, its over when this guy enters the academy with his looks and talent all the girls will be dazzled by him. I won't even have chance to marry a good wife from the academy."

"Woo, woo, woo, kill me. Why aren't i either good looking or talented as him? None of you can stop me. I want to go to the rooftop to jump and kill myself."

"Don't make trouble, you won't die by jumping. The ground below is already covered with dead bodies of those secret admirers of those girls surrounding that brat."

Faced with their self-mockery, xiao xuan felt a little proud, but more of it was deep helplessness. He knew that there will be a wave of trouble coming looking for him.

"Little brother congratulations on passing the preliminary test. Now, please sit outside for an hour."

Ge Li put away the crystal ball, pointed his finger at the men and women sitting on the ground outside under the scorching sun, and smiled at Xiao xuan.

"Ge Li, what do you mean?"

Hearing this, the group of young women stood in front of xiao xuan and shouted coldly with a cold face.

Xiao Xuan's eyes also flashed with a gleam and thought to himself 'so you want to play like this right, in that case let me teach you a lesson you'll never forget.'

"Girls, you are also old students, you should know that this is the rule for admission. Haha, the new students nowadays are becoming more and more arrogant, so when they are admitted, it is beneficial to dampen their enthusiasm in their future life in the academy."

Ge Li smiled hypocritically.

"Stop talking nonsense here. You can just use this to fool the freshmen, but this little brother is still a child, with his little hands and feet how can he bask in the sun in such a hot day. "

"Yes, yes if he gets burned by the sun in such a hot day wouldn't his cute little face become darker like yours."

Hearing such words Ge Li's face became even more dark as an ink pot. His gaze towards Xiao xuan became more and more gloomy.

"Boy go out and bask in the sun, the rules cannot be ignored because you are so little."

Hearing these commanding like words, the young women were furious. Just when they were about to reply Xiao Xuan's voice rang out.

"Sigh, brother if you have any dissatisfaction towards me you might as well as say it. I was bullied a lot during my childhood a lot because of my looks, i thought it will be different when entering the academy but i didn't expect to encounter it again.". After saying these words with 'trembling' voice, Xiao xuan squeezed out some 'tears' with some difficulty.

"Ge Li you beast i didn't expect to be such a person. Not only you are dark outside but yo are darker inside."

"Yes, yes you are so old but you still bully such a pitiful little child."

The girls around were shouting and waving their claws in the air as if he dares to mutter any more nonsense he will be beaten.

But Ge Li who lost all his reason in anger was still unaware of this, he still said arrogantly and walked forward pushing away the woman " Boy what's the use of hiding behind a bunch of women, today i don't care how many people is protecting you. You must bask in the sun for hours just like the others."

"Oh brother it would have been fine if you just targeted me, but you just look down on several sisters with distain on your face just because they are women." Xiao xuan continued to fan the flames.

" Boom Bang Bang Bang!"

The next moment accompanied by a bunch of noises, Ge Li flew out of the tent, fell to the ground and with hint of confusion all over his face .

'Huh???'

Looking at himself, clearly visible fist and slap mark on his chest within his tattered clothes, Ge Li was bewildered and an ominous premonition arose in his heart.

Looking at the women who were rushing forward to kill someone Ge Li almost fainted in fear.

Looking at miserable situation of Ge Li the freshman basking in the sun were gloating over his misfortune but no one felt pity for him because of his arrogant and overbearing behaviour.

The fellow senior male students also kept some distance from him, inorder not to be mistakenly think that they are accomplice. Several of those male students have some crush towards the female students. so no one dared to come forward and help Ge Li, they could only secretly mourn for him in his heart.

"Bang, bang,paah" after a moment of silence a set of noises of punching, slapping and kicking to the flesh was heard all over the tent.

"Oh sisters don't hit too hard, it will be bad if bones are broken."

A sound of slaughtering of pig was heard throughout the camp.

"Oh sisters don't hit his face he is already so miserable, if you disfigure his face he won't even have chance to marry an ordinary woman"

"Aaaah face, aaah my tooth. Don't hit my face don't hit my face i beg you. Woo woo wooo"

"Sisters don't hit that place, if you hit there his family bloodline will be cutoff and he will be completely useless. "

"Thudddd"

"Aaaaahhhh" with a high pitch scream that alerted even the soldiers outside Ge Li passed out.

All the males present couldn't help but cover their crotch with their hand and clenching their legs while a chill goes through their abdomen. Of course xiao xuan was no exeption, as a male he also sympathize for a second.

"Damn it, he actually peed on my leg ugh ugh vomit."a female student almost vomited out her last day's meal.

"Ughh vomit it is not just peeing, these also that disgusting yellow stuff coming out. Wooo woo im not clean anymore, im dirty. Bastard give up your life."

"Ugh mine too, vomit how can someone pee and shit like spraying after they pass out, vomit."

"Ugh vomit, i don't care if he pass out. Today my old mother must whip up his corpse to relieve this hatred."

They continued to kicking and flying him all over camp. Everyone else closed their eyes and turned around unwilling to see such a massacre an disgusting scene.

"Sure enough women are women after all. They just don't like listening to someone words or advices. The more they are asked to not do something, they are more inclined to do it. Not to mention they have their own pride, if that pride is trampled by someone. Even if they can't get back at them directly, they would use other means to retaliate, just like that idiot being tossed over and over by a group of girls. "

Xiao xuan couldn't help but marvel at the fact that women of bluestar and the douqi continent are similar in character.

But after seeing the disgusting scene of spraying things around made xiao xuan's stomach churn. He quickly ran dozens of meters away from the smell and turned around. He said in heart with disgust while holding back his vomit " Damn it, what the hell did this guy eat, forget about the pee. Why the hell is that yellow thing spraying around like champagne in bluestar. Fortunately these female students have the cultivation of a fighter and can dodge these stuff. If they are contaminated by this 'shit god', then it wouldn't end as a simple punching and kicking."

After few seconds a sound of hurried footsteps was heard at the back of the camp. Accompanied by a female voice with gentleness that it made people feel good.

'sweet and gentle voice, beautiful and mature figure, smell of wild flower. Hey it's the female instructor Lin xuan' Xiao xuan guessed the identity of other party. Thinking of their slightly ambiguous yet not so serious encounters in the simulation a hint of teasing appeared on his face ' it looks even smoother in person'

" What happened?! Little girls, why do you look like you want to kill someone and what is that thing flying around. "

With a wave of her hand a wind vortex formed and enveloped the thing that was flying over. She then continued to drag the strange 'thing' towars her through air. But when it was just 2 metres away ,a strange pungent and disgusting smell of urine and a strange thing emanate through her nostrills.

" Ugh ugh vomit, why does it smell so disgusting." Before even taking a good glance at it, Lin xuan quickly throw the disgusting thing away.

It falls towards the male students who had previously turned around. Feeling something was falling towards them they subconsciously turned around and quickly use their hands to block it without thinking much. They catch it with their bare hands and they were horrified to find out what they actually catched.

"Ugh vomit vomit, woo woo im dirty, no longer clean anymore. I am actually contaminated by the shit god, i don't want to live anymore. I am going to jump of a roof and died."

"Ugh vomit brother wait for me, i want to die too. I was actually contaminated by this shit god in front of my goddess."

"Ugh vomit vomit woo woo wooo, brothers it useless, you won't die by jumping. The ground below is already covered with dead bodies of those guys who have been contaminated by the shit god earlier."

"Ugh damn guy when someone washes those things away from your body is your day of death anniversary."

After another bunch of screams and wailing ended, after a while a group of water attributed practitioners quickly washed away those disgusting things with fighting skills from a safe distance. Because they were unwilling to get any closer to shit god, oh no Ge Li.

The soldier who were stationed outside was in charge of dealing with the unconscious Ge Li . but still in order not to be touched by him ,they still tied him to a long pole like a slaughtered pig ready to be barbecued and walked towards an abandoned pond in a secluded area. The large crowd standing outside after seeing such a scene quickly fled the area with their children and relatives.

{ This story then passed throughout the academy even after decades passing. Everyone has forgot his real name, but his title the ' shit god ' has been passed through like a legend even in the jia ma empire.

Ge Li ~ thank you ,thank you for remembering my title.

Any way back to the topic. }

After cleaning every operation in the camp came back to normal. After enquiring about everything instructor Lin xuan came to a compromise on everything that happened. As for Ge Li ,she just told them to give him a healing elixir and lock him up in a secret location until they set off inorder not to retaliated by the other students.