Chapter 19: “Me & My Poisonous Tongue”
Kate looked at Aon in distrust, but looking at Aon's sincere and innocent eyes, the big sister who had two little daughters was defeated.
"Ara~ ara~ okay, but you have to resolve this beautifully, darling. If you can't handle it, let the company help!"
Alas, their company was just a small one. They might not be able to handle this public opinion crisis…
"So...what are you gonna do, darling?"
Kate looked at Aon, who slowly laid down on the bed and pulled up the quilt.
This guy, don't tell her...
Aon yawned and waved his hand carelessly.
"First thing first...sleep! Good night~ "
The next second, the guy had already snoozed off and even smacked his lips.
It looked like he was dreaming of eating something delicious!
Kate's whole body was on fire, literally on fire and she was about to burn the careless boy to death, but when she looked at Aon's haggard face—
She had no choice but to put out the fire she lit with her superpower and left the isolation room.
Hmph. Sleep! Just sleep! When you wake up, the whole matter might be over!
The scandal fermented for the whole half a day and at 8 a.m sharp, the little axolotl finally woke up with an energetic body.
The first thing he did was to hug his furry son and browse the Starnet with his optical watch.
Looking at the densely-packed insults thrown at him that the holographic screen showed in the air, Aon was surprisingly calm.
He even commented on a few insults.
[Look, son, this person cursed me to die in the hands of zombies. Ah, so scary~ ]
[This one said I have to quit the entertainment industry...they're definitely joking, right? They can't bear to lose a treasure like me!]
[Son, son, look! Some people said they sent knives and poisons to my company...I have to light a candle for the poor staff!]
Aon was already immune to these insults, but Xing Xing wasn't.
Seeing all the insults, he immediately sent out the second mission that he didn't send yesterday.
DING! [Meowwww! Triggering the second mission, nyaaa!]
[Mission: Curse 10 people without using a single foul word]
[Requirements: The targets must choke, have difficulty breathing, spurt out a mouthful of blood or go offline on the spot!]
[Reward: Poisonous Tongue Skill × 1 (Permanent)]
Aon, who just woke up and hadn't even taken a bath, didn't expect that he would trigger a new mission just by reading the few insults on the Starnet.
Aon twitched his lips and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
His son is such a vengeful cat, ah!
But this is a blessing in disguise!
Aon immediately checked whether he already had a Starnet account or not and after finding it, he immediately changed his account's name.
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance]
Starnet's account would be linked to other social media accounts, but Aon focused on a certain app "Twetter" where he was scolded the most.
After opening the app, Aon skillfully found a few insulting comments in the various posts and replied to them one by one.
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance replied to I'mYourDaddy]:
Hey, dad, where's mom? Did she leave you? It must be because your mouth is so dirty and stinky!
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance replied to LeonWife]:
Dude, or gurl, get a life! Or maybe get a real husband who isn't a chameleon?
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance replied to XYCVBN]:
Random guy, you can't even decide on a good name and you're here to criticize me? Go back to kindergarten and learn the alphabet!
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance replied to Bananalover]:
I hope you choke on a banana, step on a banana's skin and get dumped by a banana. Don't even dream of getting a sausage behind a banana!
Aon used his clever mouths and just sent one comment after another without even typing on the holographic screen, just using a direct brainwave.
Ah. This futuristic world is not so bad!
At least, he could fight haters for three thousand rounds without having sore fingers!
At first, everyone didn't pay attention to this strange guy with an even stranger username.
He was just like a mad dog, biting everyone whose insulting comment was liked the most.
But soon, some star netizens checked the person's account and found that it was verified.
The bio said that the person was Aon Flearov, a newly-signed artist of Nyanco Entertainment.
The star netizens who saw this immediately took a screenshot and spread it all over "Tweeter".
[Guys, look! This mad dog is actually that ungrateful bastard!]
[Oh, fck! How dare he come here and scold us??]
[Guys, let's drown his posts with comments!]
The heat of this gossip that had just gone down in the morning immediately rose to a higher level.
The star netizens had never seen any celebrity going down the mountain in person to fight haters for 3000 rounds.
And this guy actually scolded the haters without using a single curse word!
Soon, the haters and keyboard warriors appeared. They besieged Aon's comments non-stop, but Aon became even more excited.
"Come, come, come, let's show you the power of someone who has been in the industry for almost a lifetime!"
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance]:
You guys who can't see right and wrong and easily believe everything on the internet, just donate your eyes to poor axolotl.
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance]:
You're so fake that even Barbie is jealous of you!
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance]:
Do you need health insurance? Cuz I think you need to check ur brain~
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance]:
If I was you, I wanna be me too~ 🎶
[Selling_Axolotl Flea's_Insurance]:
At least my face can be healed. Your face...even plastic surgery can't save it!
Aon continued to battle the haters until some of them were too speechless to speak.
They couldn't fight back, so they just ran away from the battlefield.
Some people with a hot temper were so angry that they had short breaths, a mouthful of blood stuck in their chest and many more problems.
For two whole hours, Aon "executed" a lot of haters, instantly becoming famous in one battle!
In the end, Xing Xing had to step in to stop his dad from angering too many people.
DING! [Nyaaa! Congrats, nyaaa! You received Poisonous Tongue Skill × 1!]
[Do you want to try this skill, nyaa?]