Chapter 24 “first blood” and “cross-server chat”
Rather than sitting on the sofa in the student council room, Ishigami prefers to sit on the floor. With your back against the wall, you feel comfortable and can stretch your legs.
After finishing his work for the day, he took off his headphones and glanced at the other three people in the room calmly.
"The seniors are still noisy as always, especially the pink-haired one."
I don’t know what happened, but Fujiwara-senpai seems to be in a panic now, spinning around in circles at a loss.
With tears in her eyes, she turned around and kept mumbling.
"Messy, this country is too messy..."
Ishigami complained slightly in his heart
"Cheer up. You are the daughter of the Fujiwara family, the top political family in Neon. You will become a big shot in this country in the future."
With doubts, he came to the president who was dealing with documents.
"President, what happened? Why did Fujiwara-senpai become like this?"
Before President Shirogane could answer, Senior Fujiwara, who heard Ishigami's voice, appeared in front of him with a look of despair.
"Ishigami-kun, this country is finished."
Seeing Ishigami who was even more confused, President Shirogane pointed at Shinomiya-senpai who was flipping through a magazine with a hint of complaint.
"Secretary Fujiwara, I became like this after reading that magazine. I don't know the specific content in it."
"It seems that the principal confiscated that magazine from the students, saying that it had a bad influence and asked us to deal with it. It's really because he didn't deal with it himself."
Senior Sister Shinomiya spread the magazine on the table, took a sip of black tea gracefully, and said calmly
"Fujiwara-kun, you are exaggerating. As a senior, how can you look so panicked in front of your juniors?"
"Besides, isn't it just a questionnaire about when was the first time you experienced it? What's all the fuss about?"
First time experience!
It's a very embarrassing topic to bring up. Between boys and girls, there are always taboos that some people step into out of curiosity about puberty.
Some students even regard the lack of experience as a sign of unpopularity. It's so serious that people will laugh at it and look down on it, so even if they are stubborn, they still have to say that they have experienced it.
Regardless of the shock of the other three people, Shinomiya-senpai slowly read out the data in the magazine.
“34% in high school”
When Fujiwara-senpai heard the outrageous data, she directly covered her ears and kept shaking her head.
"Impossible, everyone can't be like that!"
Because 34% is equivalent to, a little more than one-third. In other words, in a class of 30 people, at least 10 guys have crossed that threshold.
Judging from this data, it is very likely that one of the four people present has experienced it!
Fujiwara-senpai continued to retort
"Only people who read this kind of books would participate in this kind of survey, that's why the ratio is so ridiculously high!"
President Bai Yin agreed and agreed.
"Secretary Fujiwara, what you want to say is the so-called sample selection bias. In fact, there won't be that many. Ishigami, you think so too!"
Seeing the self-deceiving looks in President Shirogane and Fujiwara-senpai's eyes, Ishigami, who couldn't bear to hurt them, nodded and scratched his face.
"Well, it's true, there is such a saying."
"I mean, ah, hahaha."
President Shirogane and Fujiwara-senpai both patted Ishigami on the shoulders, laughing awkwardly, thinking that they just had to get through it.
But Shinomiya-senpai, who did not understand the feelings of President Shirogane and Fujiwara-san at all, shook her head and continued to speak.
"Is that so? I think this ratio is quite normal."
Ishigami held his forehead with one hand
"Stop talking, senior sister, didn't you realize that these two people are about to cry?"
As expected, upon hearing Shinomiya-senpai's words, Fujiwara-senpai and President Shirogane both looked like losers, huh?
This wasn't enough, Shinomiya-senpai added the final blow.
"It's better to say it's a little less."
Suddenly thinking of something, Fujiwara-senpai trembled and walked from the stone to Shinomiya-senpai.
"Ah No, Kaguya-san, um, is it possible?"
The last four words seemed to drain away all Fujiwara-senpai's energy.
"Physical...passed?"
Shinomiya-senpai replied in a relaxed tone.
"Well, I have experienced it. It was quite a long time ago."
Thunderbolt from the blue sky
"President, please cheer up, President."
Ishigami looked at President Shirogane who had lost hope in life and slapped him hard on the cheek, saving the president's soul from the Santukawa River.
Senior Sister Shinomiya put down her cup, turned her head to look at them in embarrassment, chuckled lightly, and acted like someone who had come before.
"Ah, isn't it normal for everyone to be adults?"
"I didn't expect that everyone would be in such an environment lacking love."
"I thought everyone had experienced it. What a bunch of kawaiikudos."
"This is not okay. If you are so resistant to interacting with others, what will you do if you go out into society in the future?"
"Obviously there are quite abundant resources around us, why not make good use of them?"
"You want to see it, President, I have my sister, Fujiwara-san, Pace (Fujiwara-senpai's dog), Ishigami-kun, I won't go into details, maybe he has more experience than me."
Ishigami thought to himself: It turns out that I am a scumbag in the eyes of Shinomiya-senpai.
I had just calmed down and came to the president. When I heard Shinomiya’s twisted speech, I stood up and refuted it.
"How is that possible? Are you stupid?"
"Go crazy!"
Fujiwara-senpai had a big mouth. No matter how much she thought about it, she never expected to hear such words from her good friend, and she retorted angrily.
"That's right, no matter how hard you say it, it's impossible to be with Pace."
Shinomiya-senpai feels aggrieved, but she obviously has good intentions
"What are you talking about! I obviously made this suggestion out of consideration for everyone."
Looking at the three people with excited voices, Ishigami once again felt that his Feng Ping had been killed. He cleared his throat. He felt that something must have gone wrong at the beginning.
The Shinomiya family's education policy can never be so terrifying.
"Senomiya-senpai, let me ask you, what do you think of the experience?"
Shinomiya-senpai, who felt offended, replied with a dissatisfied tone.
"Don't think of me as a fool, I still know this kind of thing, isn't it just kiss?"
The last time she kissed, she kissed her nephew who was just a few months old. I really miss him.
Shinomiya Kaguya, the super eldest lady, that is to say, she only stops at kiss for the word experience, and the scenes after that are at the level of urban legends for her!
He is simply ignorant, as innocent as a blank slate!
This made the president and Fujiwara-senpai, who were angry at Kaguya being so naive, have the idea that they were fools.
Fujiwara-senpai directly waved his hand to stop President Shirogane who wanted to speak.
"President, please let me come here."
She leaned close to Kaguya's ear
"What we call experience is..."
"In this way, like that. And then it comes out like this, like a beast."
Fujiwara-senpai spoke for a full 16 minutes. The more she listened, the more Kaguya's hand holding the teacup started to tremble.
"It's so unclean and unimaginable. It's so shameless. You must get married to do this kind of thing..."
Ishigami looked at President Shirogane covering his heart, hahahaha, that's great, President.
Ishigami excused himself and walked out of the student union room. He looked at the rainy night outside and smiled.
"Experience it, of course it must be with the person you like."
This is pure love
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