Chapter 82
I have to say.
Su Shang is indeed a master of live broadcasting.
In just a few words, it aroused the strong exploration interest of the audience and grandfathers who watched the live broadcast of her beautiful girl in front of the screen!
Not to mention the fans and viewers of Gui Naifen in this video.
Even the sand sculpture group members in the chat group want to know what is in this box sent by Lin Su!
hard!
[Lin Su: Laughing to death. 】
[Lin Su: Obviously I sent it, but I'm still looking forward to what's going on in the box!]
[Star: Is that you?]
[Star: You in the parallel world, is that you?]
[Lin Sue: Yo yo yo ~~~~]
[Lin Su: You cut off from yourself in the parallel world so quickly?]
[Lin Su: Who was the dog barking in the group before: I am also me in the parallel world!]
[Star: Ahahaha~~]
[Star: I knocked myself out by playing cards at the time, it was issued on the seventh day of March~]
[March 7: Why is there still a matter of this girl?]
[March 7: And this light curtain can only be touched and controlled by yourself......]
[March 7: What's the matter?
[Star: Is it really on?]
[Lin Su: Don't her, you are all on the star core essence?]
[Lin Su: Get on mine!]
[March 7: Bah, Bah, Bah, !!]
[March 7: the two of you big-headed ghost !!]
[Jing Yuan: Judging from the uncertain formula that the short video may reveal the future......]
[Jing Yuan: Lin Su, it seems that you have become a distinguished guest of our Xianzhou Luofu in the future. 】
[Star: Yo~~~ Lin suspicion, it's a cheat!!]
Lin Wei, who was drinking ice and falling wide, almost didn't choke on Xing's words.
Laugh to death!
I don't know, I thought the stars were also playing 2077!
This sounds too much like a classic line from the game-
"It's a cheat!V!!"
This is leaving Night City and going to the Dangsao Refrigerator!
Oh......
Sorry, sorry!
This is a female V
[Lin Su: Ji Cao, don't six, all sit!]
[Fu Xuan: He is still a legendary explorer of the universe. 】
[Ying: That's good......]
[Ying: If I also have the pink door that Lin Su has......]
[Paimon: We're robbing Lin of the !! tonight]
[Star: Don't go, you'll be made into emergency food!]
[Lin Su: Then I'm going to start my best show!]
[Lin 21 doubts: I want to be back then!]
[Lin Su: I am dominating the food world by myself!]
[Lin Su: Beat the Ten Heroes of Yuanyue without the power of backhand!]
[Lin Su: The Four Heavenly Kings of the Food Hunter bow down to me!]
[Lin Su: Brush the entire dark cooking world with one hand!]
[Paimon: You, you're so powerful?]
[Funina: Really?]
[Sushang: You can also cook?]
[Fu Xuan: You're still a chef?]
[Lin Su: Of course!]
[Lin Su: Please watch my first course!]
[Lin Su: Qiang Qiang Qiang! Paimon Pai Meng Pai!]
[Paimon: What the hell is this!!]
[Lin Su: This is made by sandwiching Paimon with other ingredients such as vegetables and a white viscous liquid salad dressing between two slices of bread. 】
[Lin Su: Paimon Paimon is easy to carry, can replenish a lot of energy, is a must for home travel, adventures!]
[Paimon: Ghosts only eat it!!]
[Lin Su: Please watch my second course!]
[Lin Su: Paimon Soup!]
[Paimon: It's over, isn't it!]
[Lin Su: The most emergency ingredients are usually the easiest way to cook!]
[Lin Sue!: Put Paimon directly into the water, simmer for 10 minutes, put it in the kettle and drink!]
[Lin Su: You can even fish out Paimon so that you can use the tea bag next time!]
[Paimon: I'm going to ignore you anymore!]
[Lin Su: Don't worry!]
[Lin Su: I still have one last dish! It's not too late for you to ignore me when you're done!!]
[Paimon: Ahhh
[Paimon: I'll fight with you!!]
[Lin Su: Paimon mooncakes!]
[Lin Su: Compared with liquid Paimon soup, solid Paimon mooncakes are more convenient and can be stored for a long time!]
[March 7: Why is it more terrifying the more I listen to it!!]
[Star: Good guy, you can't make these dishes without eating ten Paimon in this meal!]
[Paimon: Are there still many Paimon!]
[Star: Isn't it okay to take one Paimon from one world?]
[Jing Yuan: Good guy. 】
[Fu Xuan: Paimon in the multiverse has been eaten by you!]
This time.
in the video.
in the picture.
The audience can't wait!
Gui Naifen also knew that she couldn't delay it too long.
So he said:
"Although Xiao Guizi doesn't know what kind of good treasure will be in this......
But I will take you to see what Mr. Lin Su's big baby is in the form of a live broadcast today!"
[Lin Su: ......]
[Lin Su: I always feel that something is wrong with this......]
[Fu Xuan: Shut up quickly!]
[Sushang: That's it!]
[Sushang: Xiao Guizi is about to open the box!]
Under the expectation of the sand sculpture group.
In the video.
With a charming smile on her face, Gui Naifen opened the box!!
Su Shang also jumped over excitedly, stretched out a little head and looked at the box-
"What is, what is!
Let me see—"
Then I looked at the box and I don't know what it was.
The expressions on the faces of the two went from anticipation to shock.
It only took a second.
And then all dumbfounded!
See this huge box!
It's a !!
Tied up !!
Jing Yuanyuan!!
"Yo~"
He also greeted the two beautiful girls!!
On Jing Yuanyuan's chest.
There is also a piece of paper attached.
The calligraphy is strangely beautiful.
It's obviously not Xianzhou's text.
The two beautiful girls can't understand it at all!!
Gui Naifen covered the lens with the cover of the box, and looked at Jing Yuan in shock:
"General!"
"General Jing Yuan!"
"Well, it's me. "
Gui Naifen is numb!
Lin Su said big baby!
Something unique in the universe!
That's it!?
A general of the Divine Mansion?!
Sushang is also numb!!
"Your Excellency!
Didn't you go and play with Lin Su......
Why is it in this box?"
Jing Yuan nodded with his chin.
Motioned to the two beautiful girls to look at the paper on their chests.
The two beautiful girls shook their heads in unison, and said in unison:
"I don't understand!"
"Oh......", Jing Yuan nodded in understanding.
After all, it is normal for a foreigner and an illiterate person to not be able to understand Lin Wei's words.
After all, he Jingyuan can't understand it!
But although he couldn't understand it, Lin Su told him!
So Jing Yuan translated to Su Sheng and Gui Naifen:
"Jing Yuan......
What the fuck ......
Okay, bring your master Jingliu with you......
As a result, what about your master?
What does it mean that you are alone?
Climb for you!
Don't follow me if you don't bring your master!"
Jing Yuan smiled and finished "translating" the words on the paper.
Su Sheng and Gui Naifen were about to be numb.
It's really worthy of Lin Su!
But they're live now!!
If you really show the people on the fairy boat that this box contains a Jing Yuanyuan.
Or what will Jing Yuanyuan, who is tied up by five flowers, think?
This Nima!
Xianzhou's hundreds of millions of fans, a big Internet celebrity beautiful girl, and a ghost catching squad accomplice cloud riding girl soldiers!
Kidnap the Emperor Bow for Seven Days, the Divine Ce General Jing Yuanyuan!
It's good now!
Everyone gets the stolen goods!
The Cloud Cavalry Army and the Diheng Sima Shang arrived at the door of Gui Naifen's house!
How to explain this?
How to refute rumors?
Is today's live broadcast still broadcasting?
You've been looking forward to it for a long time!
"What should I do!!!
Gui Naifen was so anxious that she scratched her head!
Su Shang pondered for a moment and gave her opinion!
"Why don't we let the general learn to bark as a dog!" (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
“???"
Gui Naifen is directly full of question marks!
Do you want to give some kind of advice every day!
[Lin Su: Hahahaha!!]
[Star: It's a pity that the audience in the live broadcast room in this video didn't see this scene!]
[Ying: Quite an explosive program effect!]
[Jing Yuan: Completely in line with Lin Su's character design!]
[Fu Xuan: It's really something like Lin Su did!]
[Alhaithham: Looking at it roughly, Lin Su has a deep obsession with General Jing Yuan's master. 】
[March 7: But let General Jing Yuan take his master with him, won't General Jing Yuan become a light bulb?]
[Xing: Okay, the general deliberately didn't bring his master!]
[Jing Yuan: Lin Su has always asked me to bring it, how can I bring it?]
[Jing Yuan: I don't even know where my master is. 】
[Lin Su: Climb and climb! I can't even look down on my own master!]
[Jing Yuan: Blame me?]
[Gui Naifen: Wow!]
[Gui Naifen: If I really do an issue of General Jingyuan next time, it will definitely be very interesting!]
[Jing Yuan: It's really interesting. 】
[Gui Naifen: Huh?]
[Gui Naifen: General Jing Yuan agreed?]
[Jing Yuan: Of course I agree with such an interesting thing. 】
[Gui Naifen: Okay!!]
[Lin Su: It's not as good as Sushang's proposal. 】
[March 7: The advice of the plain dress is ......]
[Lin Su: Let Jing Yuan learn to bark a dog. 】
[Yanqing: ...... Poof!】
[Fu Xuan: Poof!]
[Funina: Puff hahaha!!]
[Sushang: General, General, General!!]
[Sushang: I'm not me in the video!]
[Sushang: Damn!]
[Sushang: Why do you always ask me to learn how to bark in this video!!]
[Fu Xuan: Maybe there will be something like this in the future. 】
[Su Shang: Don't! I don't want to learn how to bark a dog!]
[Lin Su: Then learn to meow!]
[Sushang: This is good, this is good!]
[Lin Su: Did you see it, Su Sheng said that the idea of letting Jing Yuan learn to bark is good. 】
[Plain clothes: !!]
[Sushang: I don't have it!!]
[Ying: Don't say it, this is more effective than the live broadcast of unboxing Jingyuan!]
At this moment.
in the video.
After several seconds of overloading of the pig brain.
Two not-so-smart beautiful girls finally came up with a great solution!
Gui Naifen bit her ear at Su Yi:
"Dress!
I now have a solution that is not the way to go!"
"What, what's the solution?", Su Sheng blinked.
"Don't ask!
The audience can't wait!
Hurry up!
You can cooperate with me quickly!"
"Oooh oh !!". Su Shang nodded blankly.
I don't know what my good friend has come up with.
The next second.
Gui Naifen continued to look at the live broadcast camera with an expression as if nothing had happened.
"Uh-a-cough......
Yes......
That one......
Family!!
I just found out!!
This box!
It turned out to be empty!!
I......
I thought she was playing tricks on me......
It's been a long day—
Turns out real babe......
Boom!
It's the box itself!!"
Gui Naifen immediately pointed to the wide-open box with a shocked and excited face.
From the viewer's point of view, only the box can be seen open, but nothing can be seen inside.
Then Gui Naifen continued to make up:
"This box actually has another name!
And that's—
Dream Realization !!"
When she spoke, Gui Naifen didn't forget to be silent, and gently rubbed her clothes with the hand behind her back very covertly.
Su Shang also nodded in understanding:
"That's right, that's right!
That's the name!!"
Then Gui Naifen looked at Su Sheng with a smile and asked:
"Huh~
That's right~裳~"
"How?"
"Didn't you always want to be a general!"
"Ah, yes, yes...... Huh???
What nonsense are you talking about?
I don't want to!
I'm going to be an invincible sword - woo woo woo !!! 993"
Before he finished speaking, Gui Naifen covered the camera and slapped the milky white snow with an elbow.
Su Shang, who reacted, immediately nodded:
"Ah, yes, yes!!
I think, I do, I really want to, I really want to, I want to!"
Gui Naifen said with satisfaction:
"Okay!
That being the case!
Let's see if this dream realization machine can realize our wish to become a general!"
After speaking, I didn't know where to take out a rope, and I tied up the plain clothes by dividing them by two.
Then "pia" a 720-degree Armstrong maneuver and threw the plain clothes into the box!!
"Why do you want to tie me up to fulfill your wishes—"
"Smack!"
Without waiting for Su Shang to finish speaking, Gui Naifen closed the box.
Then face the camera.
"Family!!
Next!!!
It is!!!
Witness the moment of miracle !!"
This time.
Gui Naifen moved the camera a little towards the front of the box.
Then open the box in one hand!
"Bang Bang!"
A Jing Yuanyuan who was tied up with five flowers caught the eyes of the audience watching the live broadcast!
"Now look!
She became a general as she wished!"
Then Gui Naifen untied Jing Yuan.
The moment Jing Yuan walked out of the box, Gui Naifen quickly closed the box.
You can't expose the clothes inside!
Jing Yuan waved to the audience in Gui Naifen's live broadcast room.
There was a plain voice—
"Now~
This girl is Jing Yuan~"
Since then.
This is the end of the unboxing video of the magical dream realization machine.
[Lin Su: 66666!]
[March 7: Hahahaha!!!]
[March 7: This girl is a plain !!]
[March 7: General Jing Yuan, you did it on purpose!]
[March 7: How can you expose your teammates like this!!]
[March 7: We won't make mistakes in such small details!]
[Lin Su: Happy!]
[Jing Yuan: I have to say...... This show is at least better than asking me to learn how to bark as a dog. 】
[Sushang: Don't mention the dog barking!]
[Lin Su: Just mention it!]
[Fu Xuan: Alas!]
[Fu Xuan: If only there really were such a magical prop. 】
[Lin Su: I know a company called Twenty-second Century Department Store, which sells such props!]
[Funina: A familiar company name......]
[March 7: We seem to have heard of it somewhere......]
[Funina: I remember!]
[March 7: I remembered it too!]
[March 7: The Q&A reward I got before came from this company!]
[Funina: Me too!]
[Lin Su: Isn't this a coincidence, so am I!]
[Fu Xuan: For the time being, I won't mention what this so-called Q&A reward is......]
[Fu Xuan: Did you really get an item that can grant your wish?]
[Lin Su: When did my husband and I lie to you?]
[Lin Su: It's just that you can only fulfill your wish once. 】
[Lin Su: I made a wish that the son born to my enemy has no asshole. 】
Paimon: What if you give birth to a daughter?].