I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

Lin Su knew that Jing Yuan would not let him down......!!!

After all, I didn't know when I played the game before.

When the Broken Iron version reached 1.4, Lin Su knew.

Co-author Jing Yuan is also a master when surfing the Internet!

In the activities of the ghost hunting squad, Jing Yuanna really surfed all kinds of high-intensity surfing on the Internet.

All kinds of memes and all kinds of Internet terms are easy to come by, and I am very proficient.

At first glance, you can tell that he is a big hand.

This is left on the earth.

The high and low are-

Paste a yellow card.

Weibo big V

Station B Top 100.

Red Book Expert.

The quagmire boss.

Douban regulars.

Zhihu Kochi.

Who would have thought that the high-ranking General Luofu would have such a side!

There are also two sisters, Jackdaw and Snowcoat.

It looks so cold.

There is a powerful cold aura that is not close to people all over his body.

Who would have thought that these two beautiful girls were so lively on the Internet?

Oh, and the jackdaw is even a sister and a chatterbox.

It's called by the weeds behind the scenes—

"Talker Judge".

As for the snow suits.

That's—

"Puppet Judge".

So what is Herba?

"Cowardly judges"?

Weed means you're so right!

I'm just cowardly, I'm just useless, can I resign from the Ten Kings?

Woooooooooooo

This time.

The video begins.

As soon as it came up, it made an exciting BGM.

Then hit a time.

[10:30 a.m.] 】

What catches everyone's eye is an antique bedroom.

A large soft and comfortable bed.

Two white silk legs.

Then Fu Xuan's voice sounded.

"Today is the first day of being a general.

I got up early at 10:30 a.m. and went to work. "

As the two white silk legs moved, they did not come to a mirror.

Everyone "zero five zero" can see it.

This is indeed Fu Xuan!

[Fu Xuan: Ah, this ......]

Fu Xuan was shocked!

I thought I was talking about Jing Yuan!

Why me!

When did I become a general?

What will happen in the future?

Wrong......

When did I ever sleep until 10:30 in the morning and get up!

[Fu Xuan: ......]

[Fu Xuan: 10:30 a.m. ???]

[Lin Su: What's wrong, you don't take off your shoes when you sleep?]

[Star: What's wrong?You don't take off your socks when you sleep?]

[Ying: What's wrong? You can actually sleep in a bed?]

[Fu Xuan: Of course this seat is off!]

[Fu Xuan: And if you don't sleep in bed, where do you sleep?]

[Fu Xuan: Are you planning to let this seat sleep on the ground!]

[Ying: That's right!!]

[Ying: Paimon and I are both sleeping on the floor!]

[Paimon: I'm sleeping on you!]

[Ying: No wonder I have nightmares every night when I go to bed!]

[Hu Tao: What nightmare do you have?]

[Ying: I dreamed that my brother is His Royal Highness the Prince of the Abyss!]

[Lin Su: ???]

[Lin Su: Laughing to death. 】

[Lin Su: Your brother is just missing, not trying to die. 】

[Lin Su: Mess with the abyss in Teyvat, don't die!]

[Ying: That's right!]

[Ying: That's why I said it was a nightmare!]

[Yanqing: Wait...... Please don't crook the building. 】

[Yanqing: Fu Taibu, have you really become a general?]

[Yanqing: Where did the general go?]

[Jing Yuan: Congratulations to Fu Qing for becoming General Luofu!]

[Jing Yuan: Where have I been? Then I must have followed Lin Wei to the junction. 】

[Jing Yuan: Or follow the star to the star dome train. 】

[Jing Yuan: Maybe you might even follow Ying on an expedition in Teyvat!]

[Lin Su: In short, you can find Jing Yuan anywhere except on Luofu. 】

[Lin Su: Except for the Shence Mansion. 】

[Lin Su: No, I'll ...... later.] 】

[Lin Su: You climb aside for me!]

[Lin Su: If you are not a beautiful girl, don't come to the junction to find me!]

[Jing Yuan: Hahahaha!!]

This time.

In the video.

Fu Xuan's voice continued to sound.

The perspective is also Fu Xuan's perspective.

Just like that, I followed Fu Xuan out and came to the street of Xianzhou Luofu.

I met Bai Lu who was holding a bowl of potion.

"On the way, I got today's medicinal food from Bai Lu.

It is made by squeezing the juice of the highest sugar cane in Xianzhou.

Bai Lu said it might work. "

Then Fu Xuan drank it all.

"Hmm.

It's sweet!"

[Lin Su: It may be useful?]

[March 7: What is it useful for?]

[Paimon: Useful for long guys?]

【Green Sparrow: Poof!】

[Lin Su: Why is Miss Qingque laughing?]

【Green Sparrow: The highest sugar cane ...... in Xianzhou Poof!!】

【Fu Xuan: Green Sparrow !!】

[Qingque: No, no, no!]

[Qingque: Even if Lord Taibu, your old man is not tall......]

[Qingque: But your old man's ability is the !! of the sky]

[Fu Xuan: If you used the kung fu you used to fish and pat on the back for work, you would have been promoted and raised a long time ago. 】

[Fu Xuan: Look at you, I've been in Taibu for so many years, and I'm still a diviner!]

[Qingque: Everyone has their own ambitions!I am willing to be a screw!]

[Fu Xuan: ...... You're good at fishing!]

[Qingque: What's the matter!]

[Rosaria: Do you have any tips for fishing, teach me.] Blue Sparrow. 】

[Yelan: Be sure to teach me too.] Blue Sparrow. 】

【Green Sparrow: ???】

【Green Sparrow: What kind of fish?】

[Qingque: Even a group of friends can't slander me!]

[Green Sparrow: My Green Sparrow will never touch a fish!]

"Okay, I'll wait for you. "

Xianzhou Luofu.

Tebus.

Fu Xuan stood behind Qingque and placed a stack of papers on Qingque's desk.

"I'll check it myself tomorrow. "

"No, Lord Taibu!!" Qingque looked at the document that was half as tall as herself, and wanted to cry without tears!

"Hmph, don't work hard, fish here!"

Fu Xuan glared at Qingque and turned to leave.

The green finch is overwhelmed with grief!

The blue finch is down!

"Aren't you also in the water group, Lord Taibu?!"

"Oh, this seat is called precaution!"

“6！"

The green finch is served!

in the video.

The screen turns.

I saw Fu Xuan squatting in front of a table.

He also had a saw sword in his hand.

What is Fu Xuan doing?

She's sawing table legs!

"At 11 o'clock, I arrived at the Shence Mansion.

The first thing to do is to start sawing the table legs.

Cutting off the legs is the only way to reassure the seat.

No way, the former general was too tall.

This is not a normal person's body at all. "

Then, it was half past twelve.

Fu Xuan stood in front of a light curtain, which was filled with all kinds of dazzling knowledge that made him want to fall asleep when he saw it.

For example, what are high numbers, electromagnetism, simple harmonic vibration, and Hetuluoshu......

There is even the theory of relativity and 1+1.

"At half past twelve, he began to popularize divination knowledge to the Cloud Cavalry.

If you know a little bit about divination——!!!"

Fu Xuan's tone suddenly increased, and the light curtain remote control in her hand was thrown out by her at once.

The remote control "snap!!ped" and smashed on the head of a certain Luofu Yunqi Xiaowei who was sleeping on the table.

“Duang~"

"If you know a little bit about divination!

Some people don't always have to give people away!!"

Yanqing was woken up in an instant, and touched her head with sleepy eyes.

"Who, who's sneaking up on me!"

[Lin Su: Is it good?]

[Lin Su: A good sound is a good head!]

[March 7: I'm sorry, although I know I shouldn't laugh ......] (Read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[March 7: But sawing table legs is so hilarious!]

[Jing Yuan: My desk is still too high for Fu Qing. 】

[Star: You can put the blue finch under you!]

[Qingque: Why am I here to be a meat pad!]

[Lin Su: Why do you want to reward the blue finch!]

[Ying: ???]

[Funina: ???]

[Fu Xuan: You are normal, I'm afraid. 】

[Fu Xuan: ...... And !!!!]

[Fu Xuan: Can this video stop emphasizing my height!!]

[Lin Su: What's the matter!]

[Lin Su: Fu Xuanxuan's little one is also very cute!]

[Fu Xuan: This seat is not small!]

[Jepard: Why didn't Lord Taibu raise the legs of the chair a little higher?]

【Shiluwa: Poof!!】

[Shiluwa: No!]

[Shiluwa: Brother, why are you still serious!]

[Jepard: Uh...... Is it a spoof?]

[Jepard: I'm sorry, Lord Tabu.] 】

[Jepard: I'm just done.] 】

[Thoma: Are you silvermane guards so busy?]

[Jepard: Now we're in Belloberg.

And I also have to prepare for the inauguration of Lady Bronya.

It is also necessary to communicate well with the people in the lower districts.

Alas, I wish I could do the doppelganger technique now!]

[Lin Su: In the future, I will take you to a place called Konoha Village to learn Xi shadow clone!]

[Jepard: Really?]

[Lin Su: Dude, I'm all over the universe, what strange haven't I ever seen?]

[Farusanne: What's on that curtain of light?]

[Faruzan: I can't read any of ......]

[Lin Su: If you can understand one, you Sumeru will be directly tyrannical in Teyvat. 】

[Farusanne: Really?]

[Fu Xuan: Fake. 】

[Fu Xuan: How can I teach this in class?]

[Yanqing: So what did I do!?]

[Yanqing: Why did I send people thousands of miles away?!]

[Jing Yuan: Maybe, this is also talking about some things that may happen in the future. 】

[Fu Xuan: That's good.] 】

[Sushang: Yanqing lost?]

[Sushang: He's a genius. 】

[Jing Yuan: There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky. 】

[Jing Yuan: How old is Yan Qing, what he needs is this kind of sharpening. 】

[Yanqing: ......]

Yanqing served.

The general is lecturing me again!

Say it to your face.

Why are you still talking in the group?!

Doesn't this make me see the general's preaching even if I am hiding?

Damn it!

What a clever plan!

Can there be a blocking function in the chat group next time?

In this way, I, Yanqing, will be able to shield the general when I need to!

Filial piety!

It's so good filial piety!!

Then..........

In the video.

Fu Xuan pushed a wheelchair and walked into an equally quaint room.

Jing Yuan was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

"Two o'clock in the afternoon.

I went to visit the former general of Louvre.

Persuade him that if his injuries are really not healed, he should stop wasting money.

Retirement is also a good day.

Or you just retire and don't work hard.

Oh, and no effort either.

Then the main seat is relieved.

So this seat began to examine the wounds of the former general-

Oops——!!!

Slippery, slippery, slippery!!

Jing Yuan help, help, help!!!

In the picture, Fu Xuan was careless and slipped under his feet.

The whole person lost his balance and pressed on Jing Yuan's wound!

This directly pressed Jing Yuan to vomit blood!!

"Now the former general has to rest for a few more days.

It's so girly...... It's so sad. "

[Jing Yuan: I'm injured?]

[Yanqing: Someone can hurt the general?]

[Controlling the Sky: It seems to be an unimaginably strong enemy!]

[Lin Su: Indeed. 】

[Lin Su: It is worthy of Fu Xuanxuan. 】

[Lin Su: It was easy to achieve a feat that the prey of the Disturbance had not done for hundreds of years!]

[Lin Su: If you don't understand, just ask, are you also Youxiang?]

[March 7: Who is Yuka?]

[Lin Su: When I was a teacher in Kivotos Schaler, I was a student accountant who weighed 100KG and had a good feeling. 】

[Esta: 100KG??!]

[Lin Su: Just kidding, people are normal beautiful girls, more than 40KG. 】

[Fu Xuan: Even if I want to be a general again, I won't do such a thing!]

[Fu Xuan: Moreover, this seat is only 40KG!!]

[Fu Xuan: However, if this spoof is based on the future......]

[Fu Xuan: Then the person who can hurt Jing Yuan is debatable. 】

[Fu Xuan: Maybe whose envoy is it?]

[Jing Yuan: It is also possible to ......]

[Xin Yan: Couldn't General Jing Yuan be accidentally injured himself?]

[Xin Yan: After all, wasn't General Jing Yuan General Luofu 800 years ago?]

[Xin Yan: Old...... What......]

[Xin Yan: Forget it. I can't make it up. 】

[Paimon: General Jing Yuan, this isn't an old arm or an old leg!]

[Bai Lu: The general is in good health!]

[Lin Su: You sneaked out again?]

[Bai Lu: What!]

[Bai Lu: Miss Ben is busy sneaking around to see if it's okay!]

【Atractylodes:...... Although it is ......]

[Baizhu: General Jing Yuan lives, it seems to be my room. 】

[Jing Yuan: I'm sorry......]

[Jing Yuan: No...... It's fake. 】

in the video.

The screen changes again.

This time, the perspective came to the center of the Star Chacha Sea.

The location is at the gate of the Sichen Palace at the headquarters of Tianbo Siluofu.

A drinking moon Dan Hengjun.

A green finch mahjong king.

The clothes are the same color.

The hair color is the same.

The registered address is the same.

Fight in public!

Look at my lightning five whips!

Look at me Ip Man Wing Chun!

"2:40 p.m.

This seat received a report from the helm of the Taibu Division. 0.9

There were two people who fought because of the problem of the Emperor Yuan Qiongyu card.

So I had to go and deal with this law and order problem. "

The footage goes straight to the interrogation room.

Fu Xuan slapped the bouncing bomb placed in front of him on the table:

"Say it or not!!"

scared Dan Heng and Qingque a lot!

"You didn't ask!

[Klee: It's Klee's bouncing bomb!]

[Klee: Why is it in Aunt Fu Xuan's hands?]

[Fu Xuan: Ah, Auntie???]

[Fu Xuan: Forehead...... Actually, you can also call me sister. 】

[Lin Suke: Yo yo yo ~~~]

[Lin Su: Sister ???]

[Fu Xuan: Lin Su !!]

[March 7: Danheng, is this also your hidden power?]

[Danheng:...... Do you think so?]

[Danheng: Moreover, I am not a Moon Drinker. 】

[Blade: Danheng! There are five people!]

[Dan Heng: Qiuqiu, a group leader, quickly ban him. 】

[Qingque: Mom! I can't beat Long Zun!]

[Qin: You Xianzhou Luofu, is the security also in charge of the general?]

[Fu Xuan: The video is a spoof. 】

[Jing Yuan: Public security is in charge of the local balance. 】

[Jing Yuan: The so-called Diheng Division is probably similar to the police stations of other worlds. 】

[Yukong: But there are more things to take care of than ordinary police stations.] 】

[Sushang: We Xianzhou have an old saying: If you have a problem, go to the Diheng Division!]

[Jean: Taught. 】

[Childe: No...... This one reminds me of a previous video. 】

[Lin Su: Laughing to death. 】

【Zhongli:......】

[Hu Tao: You asked!! beat me for three days and three nights!!]

[Funina: Hahahaha!!]

[Childe: Don't mention it......]

[Childe: But fortunately, these videos won't be seen by Tonya, Teucer and Anton......]

[Lin Su: Be vigilant about light curtain mind reading!].