I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

The family looked at the same expression as the little fool. Looking at Gu Yang, Mrs. Gu was even more tired. The four brothers and the elder brother were smarter than each other. The one she gave birth to was the most stupid.

Gu Yang’s eyebrows explained the origins of the bun and the bun, focusing on the fact that Gu Ye’s ability to boast was the only one in the world, and the whole family did not believe it.

Gu Decheng picked up a bun and said with emotion: “I haven’t seen such a big bun for a long time. When I was a kid, your grandma would also do it. When the Chinese New Year is steamed, put a piece of meat in a bun. Chinese New Year. “

Gu Ye smiled, “So, it’s worth asking for this big bun.”

Gu Decheng smiled and tasted one. “It’s the farmer’s taste, it’s better than asking for money.”

Gu Ye smiled and asked, “It’s the taste of my hometown.”

Gu Decheng nodded with satisfaction. “Very good.”

Mrs. Gu watched her husband like, “If you want to eat, I’ll take the time to find a sister-in-law to learn how to steam this bun.”

Gu Yang shook his head and said solemnly: “Mom, the conditions in our house are not suitable, you have to get that kind of pot!” Gu Yang gestured, “It’s so big! There can be dozens of pots!”

Mrs Gu rolled her eyes and just wanted to shut him up.

Gu Yang’s face was all I knew. You don’t understand the sense of superiority, and you can’t understand the **** hint, “You still have to burn wood.”

Mrs. Gu sneered, “How much does burning wood pollute the environment? I use electricity.”

“Electricity doesn’t work, electricity definitely can’t produce that smell, you have to go down the hill to chop firewood. Carry a small basket and look for the dry, wet point.” Gu Yang thought for a while, and clapped his hands excitedly, “Oh What a miserable old lady! “

The three brothers Gu Ye had a look of the child’s helplessness, and even Gu Decheng was laughing. Mrs. Gu stood up angrily, pinching Gu Yang’s ears, and said angrily: “I don’t think you want to eat at noon. , Go and hang the lantern for me! You can’t finish it in the afternoon and won’t let you eat at night! “

Gu Yang was screamed and yelled. He didn’t know where to offend his mother. When the family ate at noon, he climbed a ladder to hang lanterns, and his face was hurt by the family.

Gu Ye smiled badly, this kind of living boss must not do it, the second child is elegant like a noble son, it is impossible to climb the ladder, and he doesn’t want to do it, but can only wrong the fourth child.

Seeing Gu Sen froze in the yard with a cold face, Gu Ye secretly rubbed: “Big brother must be uneasy about the fourth child, he wants to help, but can’t wipe his face.”

Gu Lin shook his head and said: “Ao Jiao, who knows who suffers.”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at Gu Sen for a while, and suddenly he was happy, shouting through the window, “Brother, you have peach blossoms this year!”

Gu Sen’s face sank outside the window, “Don’t talk nonsense.”

Gu Decheng asked with surprise when he heard this: “Really?”

Gu Ye Duding said: “Really, my elder brother must have had a peach blossom this year, or a good peach blossom.”

Gu Sen stared at Ye in an abusive mood, “Shut up!”

“father!”

“Boss shut up! The youngest said.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “I only see that my elder brother has peach blossoms, and I haven’t seen if that person is the future elder brother, elder brother, come on ~”

Gu Sen: “…”

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On the thirtieth day of the new year, it finally came to the highlight, the ancestor worship.

When the family was ready, they went to the ancestor’s grave and asked the ancestors to go home for Chinese New Year. The four brothers gave their grandpas, grandma, grandpa, grandma, second grandpa, and second grandma one by one to bow and kneel down. In the winter, the ground is cold and hard, and the small soil particles are sore on the knees. Gu Yang looked at his brothers with two back teeth and grinned. The older brother had no expression as usual. The strange thing is that the second and third brothers did not change their faces. Gu Yang subconsciously glanced at the third brother who was most in pain, only to find that something was wrong. The knee positions of the second and third brothers were so thick!

Gu Yang whispered, “Brother, what’s stuck on your knee?”

Gu Ye said expressionlessly: “Be careful, a row of ancestors are watching you, and they like you very much.”

Gu Yang shut up in fright, not even daring to rub his knees secretly.

Finally arrived at Gu Ye’s mother’s grave, Gu Decheng crouched down, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped the photos of his wife clean. The woman in the photo has a smile on her mouth, her facial features are exquisite, her arrogance and self-confidence in her eyebrows. In the early days of Gu Decheng’s business, it would be difficult for him to achieve his current achievements without the help of a wife.

Gu Decheng said in a deep voice: “Give your mother a head, they’re all grown up.”

The three brothers gave their mother a hoe, and Gu Yang saw the elder brothers hoe, and followed him, kneeling beside Gu Ye, and called the mother with the hoe.

Standing all the way, Mrs. Gu, who was as difficult to get in as an outsider, was drawn by the corner of her son’s breath, always feeling like she was dead.

Originally, the three brothers didn’t feel any good. When they saw Gu Yang, they couldn’t help laughing or crying. Gu Decheng also laughed. “Well, the boss is holding the **** seat and going back to Chinese New Year.”

Gu Sen walked in front of dozens of tablets, and Gu Ye saw that there was no ancestor behind him, without his grandparents, and without his mother. After all, asking the ancestors to go back to the New Year is just a spiritual sustenance for the living.

After eating New Year’s Eve, the whole family watched the Spring Festival Gala together. Gu Decheng glanced at Gu Ye, who was sitting on the sofa and smashing the seeds. “My third son, come.”

Gu Ye blinked, put on slippers, and followed Dad upstairs. “Dad, is there something wrong?”

Gu Decheng groaned, and asked complexly: “Your mother, have you blame me?”

Gu Ye took a moment to understand it. Dad said what he meant, and he smiled, “No, my mother has reborn and has reincarnation. Generally, she will be reborn without concern.”

Gu Decheng stood in astonishment for a long time before sighing, “She’s gone.”

Gu Ye was open-minded and relieved: “It’s good to go now. Why wait a few more decades, I don’t know if I can be together in my next life.”

Gu Decheng nodded, not regretful or relieved, “What about your grandfather? Any concerns?”

“It’s been born long ago,” Gu Ye couldn’t help laughing, “the one who gave you the dream before was the little man I cut out of paper-cutting. My grandpa left early.”

Gu Gu froze, and was immediately annoyed, “You bear child!”

Gu Ye was also very innocent, spreading his hands and asking, “What can I do? You don’t listen to anything I say!”

Gu Decheng angrily wanted to hit the child, “Your grandpa, you dare to make fakes. I won’t hit you, I’m sorry all the ancestors!”

Gu Ye spread his legs and ran, “Mom! My dad hit me!”

Today Mrs. Gu is very uncomfortable, because she feels like an outsider, and she also understands that the whole family treats her well, that is, she is self-righteous. When I heard Gu Ye’s words, I couldn’t care awkwardly, and rushed to stop, “Gu Decheng! New Year’s Eve, why do you hit children again?”

Hu Zizi was particularly fierce. Gu Decheng’s face was instantly weakened. “I didn’t hit him, he scared him.”

“My mother looks so good!” Gu Ye exclaimed gratefully, and took the opportunity to slip away, Gu Decheng was smirked, there was nothing he could do about him.

After returning to the room, Gu Ye took out the statue of Master Yan who had been forgotten in the box and Master ’s tablet. He took a raw chicken from the kitchen and put it on the table. Don’t let me encounter so many weird things again. The dedication must be well-formed, right, you wait. “

After a while, Gu Ye smiled back, closed the door with a smile, placed the half of the plate of fruits and seeds he just ate, and worshipped with his hands folded, a serious saying: “If you say that you are honest, you are spiritual. Take it easy, eat it, you’re welcome! “

After worshiping, Gu Ye sat at the table, continued to slap melon seeds, turned on the TV in the bedroom, and began to reply to today’s message.

That night, Gu Yemeng realized that his master had turned into his fifties, wearing a particularly handsome suit, scratching his ears and scolding his little bastard, worshipping the gods.

Gu Ye also groaned, the old man was dressed like a civil servant, dressed so handsome, so busy marrying his wife or something? The angry old man chased and beat him. Gu Yeran’s thief was fast. The old man chased after him for a long time.

Facts have proven that Master’s teachings still need to be heard. Worship of God must be sincere, otherwise fart matters will be ignored. The following year, Gu Ye could not escape the strange things.

On the second day of the new year, early in the morning, someone came to him.

After hearing the family’s notice, Gu Ye withdrew Lord Yan’s oblation and said, “How can you get past the fifth day? You’re not allowed at all! Don’t eat.”

As soon as he went downstairs, Gu Ye saw two restrained men sitting on the sofa in the living room. “Yo, come early enough.”

“Trouble the little gods for the New Year, our brothers are really uncomfortable. I am the boss, my name is Liu Sheng, my fourth brother, and Liu Long.” Liu Shenggang was fifty years old, his hair was gray, and a little fairy was biting. Attitude is the lowest, “We can’t live any longer. Seeing the note you left, we endured the 30th and first day. Today, I am afraid that you will leave. I will come to block the door after a long walk. . “

Liu Long’s eyes were red. “Yesterday, our brother invited a row of gods to come back. They are still in the house today.

Gu Ye had the two uncles serve tea. “Don’t worry, talk slowly.”

Liu Sheng slowly said: “That’s it. In March last year, four of our brothers gathered money to buy the vacant lot and built a pig farm. However, it didn’t take long for the farm to be built, and the family had an accident. First of all, my daughter-in-law was cancerous. When it was detected, it was already advanced, and it was gone in two months. She was healthy before, and she could do farm work in the field. She said that she would be gone. Eyes closed, “only forty-five.”

Liu Long took the words from his elder brother, and then said: “Just when Dasao was hospitalized, I caught up with the wheat harvester. My second brother’s family had a combine harvester. When the wheat was harvested, the machine malfunctioned. He went to check and the harvest was turned off. The machine suddenly took a step forward, and he was all caught in the harvester. When he was rescued, there was no meat on the back, and the blood was sent to the ambulance. Fortunately, the fire was turned off, otherwise his life would be lost. No, I have still been wounded by my nephew until now. “

“And then, it was my third brother. He was a little bit hypertensive. He drank a little alcohol in the evening and usually nothing happened. He went to the bathroom in the early morning and suddenly had a cerebral hemorrhage. By the time my brother and sister found out, they were already stiff.”

“This is not, two months ago, my daughter-in-law was gone.” Liu Long said with a stunned expression: “The same disease as Dasao, the first discovery is that the cancer is advanced, this year, 38 years old.”

“The people in the village said privately that it was my family who had done wicked things, and this was the result of retribution.” The brothers looked bitter. “We are honest farmers, where are we going to do wicked things?”

Gu Ye nodded and comforted: “You haven’t done anything wrong. I can see that it’s all honesty. Do you spend all your hard-earned money to build this pig farm?”

“Yeah, the loan was repaid.” Speaking of this, the brothers were worried. “Now I want to sell the house and pay it back, but I can’t sell it.”

“Don’t hurry to sell,” Gu Ye asked. “Did the village also die in the age of 40 or 50?”

“So, really,” Liu Sheng thought for a while. “I had a sudden myocardial infarction a few days ago. It was gone, and I was in my forties. I have a late-stage cancer, just fifty.”

Gu Ye’s eyes sank, and as soon as he looked up, he found that there was a row standing on the second floor corridor, and they all listened to gossip because they hadn’t heard it, and they were somewhat fresh. Now they look sympathetic.

Gu Ye drew the corners of her mouth and called Gu Yang: “Go and get a pen and paper for my brother.”

Gu Yang ran away rashly, and soon gave away an unwritten paper.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows at him. Are you serious?

Gu Yang pleased and smiled, but he didn’t do it anyway.

Gu Ye turned the test paper upside down and drew a picture on the white paper on the back, “Look, does this location built by your factory look like a guillotine?”

Both brothers took a breath and said, “Really like it!”

“A factory is built here, and a flagpole so high is erected here. What’s the difference from a guillotine? This flagpole doesn’t work here. Who gave you an idea?”

Their faces changed, “In the beginning we did n’t have a flagpole there. Did n’t we always have trouble at home? I asked about it and came over to a priest. He said there was an evil spirit here. We had to set up a flagpole to stop the evil. Stand. “

Gu Ye sneered, “This priest is not a serious man. He had a problem in that position, but before he died so soon, the feng shui all changed when the flagpole stood. That priest, you Where did you find it? “

“Just next to Zaocun, he came to the town half a year ago. He can count it. There is a happy event, and he can help. Everyone in the town said that he had left a little fairy and another one and a half. Fairy. “

Gu Yexuan laughed. What kind of a fairy is it to see Feng Shui’s ability? If it is done in good faith, that is to use Feng Shui to maliciously kill people, this will be a big deal.

“You two go back now and find someone to dig the flagpole. I suspect there is something buried under the flagpole.” Gu Ye stood up. “You go first, I will come later.”

Gu Yang managed to be clever for a while, took Gu Ye down jacket, and fart followed, “I will go too!”

Gu Lin hung a bunch of car keys with his fingers, and smiled and circled, “I’ll go too.”

Gu Ye: “…”