NOVEL NEXT Chapter 56 - Net red "don\\\'t want to be a loli"
“Sawadika, you little flesh!” Gu Ye smirked and patted the greeting paper on the belly of the little ghost, “You won’t write Chinese characters, can you understand me?”
The fat man nodded, indicating that he understood.
“Just say, it ’s impossible to follow Tang Jingyi’s instructions if you do n’t understand.” Gu Ye sat down and stared at the little fat man sitting at the table. “You can’t walk, you can only stay in Huaxia. You want to find someone you want Or do you want to follow me? “
The fat man grabbed Gu Ye’s clothes for a second, and proved that he had chosen them with actual actions.
Gu Ye smiled, “Okay, that’s all I can do, but I don’t have anything to eat and don’t work here. You have to find something to do for yourself. Let’s see for yourself. What can you do?”
The fat man looked at the red beans being cleaned, looked at the spirit who helped Gu Ye draw a spell, and then looked at the evil spirit who had penetrated into the body of a little lion, trying to poke the floor clean, thinking about it, taking He raised the charm of the spirit painting, held it with his hands folded, raised it above his head, “balabalabala …” I didn’t know what the ghost child said, but the spiritless charm was gradually blessed with good luck. Gu Ye was surprised. Raised an eyebrow, this little fat cub is fine.
Gui Mantong showed the magic charm to Gu Ye, proving that he could really recruit wealth, bless and bless people, and bring good luck to him. He looked at Ye poorly, probably want to ask, can he stay?
“Very good!” Gu Ye absorbed a bit of ghost gas on his fingers with pleasure, so he touched the head of the chubby cub. “Jin, chubby, will you pray ten lucky signs every day, okay?”
Jin Xiaofei nodded cleverly, and raised a spell, “balabalabala …”
Gu Ye poked Lingling, “Daughter, dad has given you a task and taught him to talk, and his father really doesn’t understand.”
Tang Jingyi may not need to listen to him to raise Jin Xiaofei at all, as long as he is obedient, but Gu Ye ca n’t be so supportive, unable to communicate, and is inhuman.
Lingling drummed her cheeks and reluctantly agreed. Gu Ye touched her head and praised it with a smile. Then she went online and sent a Weibo post for a long time: five hundred fortune symbols. Ten cards a day, all the money received is donated to the welfare agency, every morning to line up, only take the top ten, today you can leave a message in the comment area.
Netizens are speechless: Master Gu, are you serious?
What can you do with a five hundred fortune sign?
Lucky sign? The one who is lucky?
I need to! Sign up!
Lying down! Someone really buys it, is there money to burn it?
Don’t be stupid buddy, Gu Ye’s fortune telling is quite accurate. I have never seen him draw a charm. The so-called academy has a specialization. How good can he be and what else can he do?
Gu Ye sent an expression pack with Erlang legs: wait online.jpg
A lot of fans are cute: Forget it, he looks good, he said that it will be accurate!
I’m about to change jobs. I want to take this magic to the interview. What if I have good luck? I want I want!
I also want one, produced by Master Gu, I believe when I see his face!
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The ten lucky charms were quickly booked out. Gu Ye selected the first ten messages, and Aite made a list, asked them to send money in private messages and leave the address, and then told Hongdou Sister: “Choose ten lucky charms and put them in the purse. I Send it tomorrow. “After that, I went to bed.
The next morning, a large amulet was placed on the desk in the study, the fat man had returned to his golden body, and Lingling was lying on the bookshelf, maintaining a posture, and closing his eyes.
Gu Ye was speechless. “They stayed up all night last night?”
Hongdou smiled, “Last night they didn’t know what they were doing. One painted for a night, and the other prayed for a night.”
Gu Ye looked at the workload of this table, and “Sao” laughed out loud. “It is estimated that I can’t wake up in three days. It’s too much energy, these two silly children.”
When Gu Ye sold the lucky charm on the Internet, it also passed to the school. When Gu Ye arrived in the class, many students gathered around, “Gu Ye, is that charm a real charm, give me one!”
Gu Ye smiled slightly, “Not selling at school, our task is to study hard!”
“Where can I sell it? I’ll get one soon. I can draw a card to become a non-Chief!”
“Oh! It’s not important to play games! There will be a basketball game after class in the afternoon. Gu Ye, can you go this time?”
Gu Ye refused without hesitation, “I can’t go.”
Zhao Pengyu rushed over, grabbing Gu Ye’s neck, “Go and go!”
Gu Ye rolled her eyes disgustingly, “Release your paw!”
“Yo? This watch looks like the same model as my sister-in-law,” Zhao Pengyu’s attention was hooked by Gu Ye’s wrist, “take it off and see!”
Gu Ye covered it, “No show!”
“Let me have a look!” The two were in trouble. A classmate came over and asked with a smirk: “Gu Ye, have you seen this scandal? Is this you?”
The news he was holding was the one that Mrs. Gu took a screenshot to show Gu Ye. Although she took only one side of Gu Ye’s face, she could see that it was Gu Ye who was right.
The student next to me slaps the table, “Hahahaha, this sneak shot is sick. How is it possible for two men?”
Gu Ye smiled slightly, not condemning.
Another student looked at Gu Ye and suddenly said seriously: “Well, although I am a man, I want to marry you!”
Gu Ye hasn’t spoken yet, the classmates next to him hit, “You go! You climb!”
“Go! You’ll be strangled by girls!”
Gu Yefu, why are you so noisy?
Zhao Pengyu also shook his head. “It’s impossible, his EQ, his expressionless face may be single for a lifetime. Take a step back 10,000, he took off the order, he looks for a man, and he can’t look for you. “
Gu Ye raised an eyebrow. “Why?”
Zhao Pengyu’s face was confident, “When he is unhappy, he talks to death, and when you are unhappy, your mouth is poisonous. Your two needles point to Mai Mang, and friends are miracles. Let’s say, what are you doing secretly? made a bid?”
Gu Ye was serious, “I want to marry your sister-in-law home.”
Zhao Pengyu froze, then sneered, “How is that possible? You dream!”
Xia Xiang sighed, alas, silly child!
After class, Zhao Pengyu didn’t feel right after knowing the hindsight, and he felt a little drumming in his heart. He sent Xia Xiang a message: Gu Ye wouldn’t really fancy my little sister, you know, he doesn’t care about anything, he is just a dog. You said that he was serious or just kidding just now, sometimes he couldn’t figure out what he was thinking when he talked.
Xia Xiang: I don’t know.
Zhao Pengyu sent a message to Yu Xuan: Today, a man confessed to Gu Ye in public and said he would marry Gu Ye.
Yu Ze: Yes.
Zhao Pengyu was relieved instantly and showed it to Xia Xiang: My little sister-in-law was very calm. They were all right and scared me to death. I thought Gu Ye really liked my sister-in-law! Then he must have lost love!
Xia Xiang twitched his mouth, not knowing what to say, he said it himself, Gu Ye is a Yan dog, Yu chooses that face, who can match? Is Yu always confident? Besides, if Gu Ye is unrequited, should I try you! Zhao Pengyu, such a thick crude steel bar, really has to.
However, a few simple conversations also made the classmates hear, Zhao Pengyu turned out to be Yu Xie’s nephew. This kind of news was originally seen as a joke by the students. Now they all take Zhao Pengyu as the goal, and they rush to him after class: “You are really Yu Xie’s nephew? Oh my god, how old are you?”
“You are so good. We all regard him as an idol, a business genius. Can I ask for a signature?”
“Please sign! Please sign this book. Will you go home on New Year’s Day? Please, please!”
Zhao Pengyu was scared, and he dared not take over. He was sure that if he asked his sister-in-law to sign it, he would really be suspected of being killed and educated.
Gu Ye and Xia Xiang gave up on him and left.
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After school, Gu Ye returned home on a bicycle and sent the courier first. The money was donated to the welfare home. Screenshots of the donation time were also posted online. Gu Ye did not earn them a penny.
Netizens are all anticipating: wait for the results!
After selling it for three days, Gu Ye didn’t want to go to bed so late in the middle of the night, and gave the task to Ling Ling, “Daughter, remember how I taught you to use a computer? At midnight every night, you post a Weibo, Choose people. “
Lingling nodded smartly, “Guarantee the task!”
Gu Ye smiled and pinched her little nose, dragged down the little gold fat on her back, and asked her sister, “Keep your eyes on, she will not teach you.”
In the middle of the night, Lingling’s little finger typed one finger at a time. Although the speed was very slow, she performed the task perfectly. Red Bean saw her action interesting, and recorded it to Gu Ye.
Gu Ye only saw it when she ate in the morning, smiling and watching, “Sister Hongdou, where’s your cell phone?”
Sister Hongdou smiled tenderly, “Lingling made it for me, and I can use the cell phone used by the ghost world.”
Gu Ye praised: “Take this girl awful, and let her make you a sedan chair someday, and then be a few ghost servants. You will go out and walk if you are bored.”
Hongdou said gently: “Okay.”
Gu Ye smiled and posted this video online: Congratulations to the winners! I will mail it to you in the evening!
Netizen: Ahhhhh! !! Scared dad! This puppet will move! Will move! Will move!
Why does it move? Is it electric? It must be electric, isn’t it?
This doll is the one that Gu Ye spent 180,000 yuan to buy! Lying down! I bought it from Renpi doll shop!
I have a bad idea, don’t know if I should say it?
Don’t say it! Ah ah ah I was actually this doll Aite, I couldn’t sleep with excitement last night, thinking my little husband talked to me!
The sunny doll hanging on her waist is so evil, it is a cloudy doll!
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There are alternative aesthetics in this wailing sound, hahahaha so cute ~~ such a beautiful doll!
It’s so good! Still moving, I really want to raise it!
I want that same cloudy doll, where can I buy it, please Amway!
There are even those who want to do business with Gu Ye: Master Gu, can you change your daughter’s clothes? We support customizing here ~
Gu Ye: I want a red Hanfu. To three sets of modern, she likes cute. Another princess dress.
Partner: Do I need to change my makeup? Send us your head, we can make up ~
Gu Yeyi heard the girl’s head removed and sent it to the other side, a cold chill in her heart: No, my girl is born with beauty!
Netizens are aggressive: What does she like? Did she tell you?
Don’t ask, this is a ghost doll! Come out from the Renpi doll shop, plus Master Gu!
Lying down! So scary!
The clothes in this shop are so valuable! Those who can afford it are rich.
I was surprised to find the innocent little cute, it’s time to tangle the money!
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Gu Ye early in the morning, deliberately left such a thrilling topic to blow up his fan circle. Not only did the fans discuss it enthusiastically for a day, it turned out to be a wave of fanfare. At night, the topic reversed. Because someone who has bought a lucky charm is really lucky!
One is a good company that has not been interviewed several times.
Another one bought a lottery ticket and was lucky to win 2,000 yuan!
One is to play the game in Europe, and the African Emirates finally stood up with his chest up and pulled out six S cards a day! The younger sister was kneeling in Gu Yeweibo and begging to marry.
These three were the earliest received. As soon as they talked about the effect, a lot of people were attracted. For a time, there were countless comments and they all wanted.
Gu Ye lay on the sofa at night to scan Weibo. After seeing the message, he replied: Ten photos a day, not selling more. I’m in a good mood today.
Gu Ye’s private letter was exploded as soon as he said it, and an id called “I don’t want to be a loli” flashed all the time. Gu Ye saw her name interesting and poked it out.
Gu Ye: Hello, what do you want to count? Future or money?
Don’t want to be loli: Little brother, I want to calculate, how long can I still be red?
Gu Ye: Give me your face.
Soon, the other party sent a photo with a clear front view. It looked like it was taken during a live broadcast.
Gu Ye frowned: Your makeup is too thick, and you also used filters. Is it still p? I can’t see you like this.
Soon, the other person sent a photo of the face of a fat aunt with a big red face on the plateau: Little brother, I’m not my own. You count for my aunt, can she be a net red, can she be red?
Gu Ye’s mouth twitched: The outer Guanghua was like a white paper, although it wasn’t issued for a while.
Don’t want to be loli: Little brother, what do you mean?
When Gu Ye saw the word “little brother”, he felt a chill all over his body: meaning that even if he developed, it would not exceed one year.
Don’t want to be a loli: She makes some money and does no harm.
Gu Ye has already seen that this uncle just doesn’t want to be Loli himself, he is speechless: this is already deceiving the feelings of fans, and will be punished.
Don’t want to be a loli, don’t take it for granted: there isn’t a man in women’s clothing who wears women’s clothing, the one named “Master is so beautiful”, you know? He was not retributed.
Gu Ye did a search, and came back and did not want to be a loli: Parents must look good, how delicate the eyebrows, isn’t it pretty for the little boy to cross-talk? They didn’t say they were women, so they didn’t lie.
I don’t want to be a loli, I was probably sad because of this remark, and returned to Gu Ye: You are not allowed! Then she went offline without giving money. Gu Ye was speechless.
Lingling jumped to the sofa, sitting next to Gu Ye, holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothpick in one hand, stuffing Gu Ye with a cantaloupe, Gu Ye eating and teaching the child, “Daughter, It ’s a matter of justice to buy things, and it ’s not advisable to find someone to pay no money. ”
Ling Ling gave Gu Ye another sip, tilted his head and asked, “Why?”
Gu Ye smiled and said meaningfully: “You can’t owe money to anyone who owes anything, but knowing that Tianji doesn’t give you the corresponding reward, how can God let you go? It’s cool, it’s cool.”
Sure enough, Gu Ye did not expect it. On the third day, the uncle came back to Gu Ye with tears: Master Gu, save me!
Gu Ye 😕 ? ?
I do n’t want to be a loli: The beauty camera I bought online suddenly broke during the live broadcast. My aunt helped me with the live broadcast and they thought it was me and my fans were gone! what should I do? I want to buy a hundred lucky charms. Can I get them all back?
Gu Ye: Dasaoer, there is nothing to count, please ask for blessing.
At this time, the news on the Internet has exploded. The name “don’t want to be a loli” went straight out of the circle. We all know that the Internet celebrity circle is mostly fake beauty. Created countless male and female gods. But if you ca n’t get off the horse, everyone will be confused and confused. After all, life is so stressful now, and it will be fun to watch the live broadcast. “I don’t want to be a loli” ‘s “reality” completely exceeds the bottom line of everyone’s heart. Even if you have rough skin, black face, you have flesh, and you have pimples on your face? You are at least an older sister! You are 40 or 50 years old, and you pretend that Loli calls your little brother every day. Who can handle it?
The powder of “I don’t want to be a loli” is the same as the snow, and she has found Gu Ye several times. Gu Ye didn’t reply. Even the live broadcast platform felt sorry for the fans, and ordered her to refund the fans for rewards, and her reputation and money were gone.
The Internet is so lively that even the students in the class are discussing it. The students in this class have family members. They really like “do not want to be loli” and gave her a reward. After the accident, they were depressed for a day and a half Then, stand up bravely, delete the live broadcast platform app, and study to make money.
The meaning of this dude, go and open a live broadcast platform by yourself, so that the netizens who sign up will always sign for you. If you like it, you will pick which one, you will never worry about being cheated!
Gu Ye can only say: It is indeed after the businessman!
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10 o’clock in the evening, Yu Ze: check in late on the 86th day.
Gu Ye: Cover it with a quilt.jpg
Yu Ze: I heard that there is a rumor. I like you. I want to clarify.
Gu Ye was tired and wrapped the quilt tightly, and here he came again!
Yu Ze: This is not a rumor, it is true.
Gu Ye was wailing and was crying, but he couldn’t laugh back: Good! I see, really!
Yu Ze: That four cents in the afternoon, you have not confiscated.
Gu Yefu’s amount: I’m sorry, too little.
Yu Ze: Transfer 1314
Gu Ye’s mouth twitched, and she sat up: I took it. Can you stop tonight?
Yu Ze: Yes.
After Gu Ye nominated the reception, the bell rang.
After a while, a dark ghost stood outside the window, Gu Ye crossed his legs, and asked desperately, “Brother Gui, can you tell me, where did he see so many messy things?”
The ghost would sit silently on the windowsill without saying a word.
“Well, I know from your attitude. It seems to be really seen from somewhere.” Gu Ye was tired and gave Yu Zehui: Sunday, don’t come to me, I’ll go to you.
Yu Ze 😕
Gu Ye: Check what’s magical in your home!
Yu Ze: Check the post?
Gu Ye said rudely, “Whatever you say.”
Yu Ze seriously asked, “Do you want to check the company? I will say it in advance.”
“No, don’t say anything! Please keep your mouth closed, thank you!”
I don’t know why Gu Ye was so excited. Yu Ze was silent for a while, but he returned with a good temper: “Okay.”
The next morning, Gu Ye received another transfer.
Yu Ze: Transfer 520
Gu Yefu, can’t help but be mad, rich people can’t afford it! 1314 in the evening, 520 in the morning!
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School canteen.
“Have you heard that the aunt who cooks particularly deliciously is going to leave. It is said that the daughter-in-law and wife are about to give birth. She is going to go back and wait for confinement. The second cafeteria is going to change chef.
“Be sure to come and cook something delicious! This aunt has a good temper and makes meat so delicious. Should we eat grass after she leaves?”
“The school should wait until the new chef arrives before letting her go. I hope the newcomer will cook amaranth.”
“Treasure the last few days! Eat two braised pork ribs at noon today!”
Zhao Pengyu heard the gossips around his classmates, poked Gu Ye on the shoulder, and whispered, “Have you calculated, what kind of chef will you come to after this aunt has left?”
Gu Ye: “… Where does this go? The other party hasn’t come yet.”
Zhao Pengyu continued to poke, “Master Gu, use your super powers to calculate.”
Gu Ye rolled her eyes. “You’re a little embarrassed.”
The aunt in the classmate’s mouth was chubby, with a happy face, and a good temper when he looked at it. Seeing that Gu Ye was in a good mood and gave him several spare ribs, “The small champion is so thin, eat more, enough what?”
Gu Ye smiled and said, “That’s enough, thank you Auntie, congratulations, you’re so sweet.”
The aunt added Gu Ye with two more pieces, “Ha ha ha, the little champion speaks, and I look forward to a good little granddaughter.”
Zhao Pengyu was next to Gu Ye and said with a smile: “Auntie, he speaks very accurately, he will count, he is famous on the Internet, at least one thousand hexagrams, stars ask him to count.”
“Really? Oops! Thank you for your good words!” Aunt gave Gu Ye a spoonful of spare ribs, which was more than two servings. Gu Ye was embarrassed and said, “Aunt is enough, I I ca n’t eat it. “
Zhao Pengyu was excited, “I eat, I eat!”
Auntie gave Zhao Pengyu a few more good tempers, “I’ll give you a spoonful more!”
Zhao Pengyu happily followed Gu Ye, the beauty bubbling.
Gu Ye was speechless, saying that his nephew would follow, and Zhao Pengyu did not follow Yu at all. Could it be that other nephew followed him? Gu Ye shook his head when he thought about it, Yu chose several nephews. If he followed, the Yu family would definitely be a disaster movie when the New Year!
“We are going to hold a tug of war on Sunday, you go.” Zhao Pengyu began to care about leaves again while eating.
Gu Ye asked slowly: “What are you going to do?”
“Come on.”
“It doesn’t matter if I go or not.”
“It’s useful, as soon as you go to girls, the sound of cheering and the hormones of boys will go up!”
Gu Ye vomited: “Are you on the 18th Shenzhou? So fast?”
Zhao Pengyu was disappointed. “Aren’t you going? You can’t take part in nothing.”
Gu Ye smiled, “I’m fine.”
“Save the world?”
Gu Ye narrowed his eyes with a smile on his face, but bitterly bitterly fleshed out, “I want to save the discipline and bottom line of a successful person! No matter what, he will go to heaven!”
The two were talking, Gu Ye made a sudden move, his face became serious instantly, and he looked back at the food selling window. There was a fat middle-aged uncle standing beside that aunt, who seemed to be taking her class.
Zhao Pengyu noticed that Gu Ye’s face was not right, and whispered, “Did you?”
Gu Ye frowned, “I seem to smell **** and … rancid.”