I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

There is no self-study on Saturday night. Generally, they are free activities. Some students go to the library to read books. Some simply nest in the dormitory. Gu Ye went home after dinner in the cafeteria. Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang also followed. Its name is “Nuanju”, and it actually wants to relax.

Zhao Pengyu turned on the TV, lay on the sofa, and sighed from the soul: “Shutan! Why didn’t I let my dad buy a house for me? Are there any vacancies around you? Let’s be neighbors.”

Gu Ye took out the fruit from the refrigerator. As soon as Zhao Pengyu turned around, he found that the fruit pan floated to the kitchen. “Look! Gu Ye, what did you raise in your house?”

Xia Xiang took the remote control and said while looking for a movie, “There is a beautiful sister you have seen in a ghost house.”

“Oh, that sister, draw that!” Zhao Pengyu wasn’t so nervous immediately, and Red Bean came over with the fruit plate. Zhao Pengyu quickly took over and said politely, “Thank my sister!”

Gu Ye’s mouth was drawn, this man is so hearty!

Xia Xiang saw a shadow flashing from the study location, and raised his eyebrows. He lowered the remote control in his hand and walked to the study. It was really strange to find this kind of thing in Gu Ye’s home.

As a result, he didn’t see anything strange in the study, but he saw Gu Ye’s paintings on the wall and some large characters of dragon and phoenix dance. After seeing what was written on it, Xia Xiang couldn’t help laughing and said, “Gu Ye, where are you from? Master, please, can I write such a word for you, is he crazy? “

Gu Ye sat on the sofa and ate grapes. “It took a lot of effort to get it. Isn’t he handsome?”

Xia Xiang couldn’t laugh or cry, “Yes, yes, it’s handsome, it’s a waste of good words to write such a word for you.”

Gu Ye rolled her eyes. “You don’t understand the truth.”

Zhao Pengyu sat up and ran over curiously to see: “What? Let me see!”

Gu Ye’s hand eating grapes, the grapes came to his mouth and quickly put down, chasing Zhao Pengyu, “Nothing good! Don’t look at it!”

“Why can’t I watch?” The more curious Zhao Pengyu was, the quicker I ran to the door, Gu Ye felt a little shameful, and there was a sense of shame that the underground romance would be exposed. ! “

With Gu Ye’s words, he sat up on the bookshelf and acted like a doll.

Zhao Pengyu, who had just ran to the door, was scared and jumped more than one meter high. He was scared before he entered. “Mother-in-law! What the **** ?!”

Gu Ye chased after, hugged Lingling, a serious introduction: “Don’t be afraid! This is my daughter-in-law.”

Zhao Pengyu was frightened, “Why would she move !?”

“Because she absorbed a lot of resentment and produced spiritual knowledge, her IQ is only two or three years old, and she is now learning to speak, Lingling, quickly say uncle is good.”

Lingling was very good, and stretched out a small hand in front of Zhao Pengyu, “Uncle.”

Zhao Pengyu waved his hands arrogantly, “you, hello.”

Gu Ye quietly breathed a sigh of relief, pulled Xia Xiang out, closed the door of the study, and asked the two of them: “Did you uncle prepare the children for the ceremony?”

Both of them shook their heads, “Next time.”

Gu Ye put Lingling in Zhao Pengyu’s arms. “Then you hug her.”

Zhao Pengyu feared in his eyes that this kind of moving, talking doll would be full of pain.

Gu Ye told him seriously, “Don’t worry, she won’t hurt anyone.”

Zhao Pengyu felt that Lingling’s skin was not like those dolls sold on the market, but she really looked like a human and was a little surprised.

Gu Ye is serious: “Her skin is made of human skin.”

“Oh!” Zhao Pengyu was so scared that his face was pale. “Daughter returns you! Hurry up!”

Gu Ye regretted, “It’s a rare visitor at home. You are so indifferent. Let Ling Ling go to Aunt Hongdou to play.”

Zhao Pengyu looked at the ghost, looked up, and was afraid that there would be people in places he couldn’t see.

Xia Xiang was accustomed to this kind of thing, but was slightly surprised. The look of Gu Ye’s eyes was a little complicated. Gu Ye is the head of the family. What he said is inevitable.

Gu Ye smiled and didn’t explain anything. Xia Xiang wasn’t too talkative, pretending not to know anything, picked up the remote control and looked for a movie.

“Let’s stop watching TV and play a game.” Zhao Pengyu wanted to find something to do, and he didn’t dare to watch the human skin doll at home. Especially the doll looked at him resentfully, as if looking for a chance to approach him.

“Snoring,” Gu Ye lazily lay on the sofa, and Xia Xiang pulled out his cell phone. “Eat chicken or king?”

“King,” Gu Ye said, “eat chicken to be attentive and tired.”

The three were on the TV and all logged in to the game until they hit ten o’clock. Gu Ye looked at his watch and said, “Last game, you two will go back to school. I play a mage and pull out my little fox.

Zhao Pengyu laughed. “Foxes are mostly little girls playing.”

Gu Ye said indifferently: “It doesn’t matter, this is the best operation. I am lazy. Skills are two or three. I will run after I finish.”

“How come another mage? There is already a mage, change it on the fourth floor.”

“It’s okay. I’ll fight the tank. Gu Ye will go with me and let him go in the middle.”

Gu Ye moved to Xia Xiang, “Brother protect me!”

“Okay ~ Brother will always stand in front of you!”

Zhao Pengyu hated, “You two are enough! I play the assassin and pull out my monkey.”

Xia Xiang is also a deliberate player. He plays a game like a routine. Like a small military division, he always thinks one step ahead of his opponent, estimates the opposite idea, and kills the opposite shooter when he comes up. Leaves of. The opposite shooter is a vengeance: Fox you are dead!

Gu Ye ran a tail and ran: Oh.

Opposite Luban: Team battles can be lost.

Zhuge Liang: OK.

Grandma: OK!

Zhao Pengyu: “They also formed a team.”

Xia Xiang smiled: “Three rows to three rows, not surprising.”

Zhao Pengyu: My stick is hungry and thirsty!

Opposite Luban: Then come and hit me. If you can’t hit Dad, you will lose.

Gu Ye: Monkey, don’t touch my Luban!

Xia Xiang: It’s my Luban!

Zhao Pengyu: Nonsense! Luban is all of us!

Teammates are amused. This is a typical experience of eating Luban. Xia Xiang squatted in the grass with a smile and shouted Gu Ye: “Come, squat here.”

Gu Ye was already sleepy, yawned, and didn’t move his head. He followed Xia Xiang all the way. No matter who came, he threw a set of skills and ran. In the end Gu Ye happily took nineteen heads. After this game, Luban had already taken it, and Gu Ye friend: My sister took me to fly ~~

“Yeah!” Gu Ye was amused, this person is more heartless than Zhao Pengyu.

“Don’t play, let’s go!” Zhao Pengyu took Gu Ye’s bicycle key on the table, “withdraw!”

Gu Ye disgusted, this is shameless!

Probably playing games and playing hi. After Gu Ye fell asleep, she dreamed in Luban. A set of skills 231 instant spike, the process of seconds is particularly enjoyable. Every second, Gu Ye found that Luban had changed his appearance.

It still looks like a short leg, but the face has become a baby face made of inferior leather, a pair of blood-red eyes, **** tears in the corners, a few big freckles on the face, a small nose and a mouth It’s very big and a weird grin. He wore a worn out little black suit with a red thread in his hand and walked towards Gu Ye step by step.

Gu Ye raised an eyebrow and said, oh, I’ll go, but he dare to scare him! Laozi hits such a ghost just like hitting his third grandson. Who gives you courage to scare me like this?

Gu Ye shook his big tail and ran towards the other person, holding his face is a set of skills to send the other person directly to his hometown!

“Oh!” Gu Ye sneered across the half-gorge, blocked at the other’s door, waiting for the other to resurrect.

The grimace “Luban” may have been unexpectedly as soon as he appeared. He held a red rope and looked at his hand aggressively, and came out subconsciously to find Gu Ye, but he did not expect to leave the house. When a big fox came out, he drew it to death with one tail.

After a difficult resurrection, the ghost baby held his face in horror, “This is the dream of the black magician!”

Gu Ye was squatting in the grass. As soon as “Luban” like a ghost baby came out, he used a set of skills to send it back to his hometown, and flashed past to kill him. Killing and killing, Gu Ye found the fun, hiding and hiding in the canyon with the other side, fancy killing the other side, killing the other side more than 100 times a night, scaring the other side to crash and cry.

In the morning, Gu Ye was refreshed, thinking about that dream and thinking about it, “This game is poisonous!” Gu Ye patted his face. He usually does not dream. He did not expect to dream of playing the game, but Luban became a ghost baby. It’s so funny.

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In a dark room with all the curtains closed, a ghost baby sitting on the worship table and burst into tears, “I don’t want to do this task! I can’t take it anymore! He’s a wizard! He’s too powerful, I induced him into the dream, but he dominated my dream! Kill me constantly! I hid at home without going out, and he jumped in to kill me! I hid in the grass and he could find me! Kill in the dream I’ve been here more than a hundred times! “

“Don’t, we have all received money from others, how can we take money and do nothing? Didn’t we already say when you came back with me? To fulfill the wishes of others, be a good ghost.” At the table, one The man crouched there and coaxed. “You have to be surprised. If you are not prepared, just pull the red line. You can.”

“I’m not going!” The little ghost cried heartbreaking, anxious about the skin on the top of his head, and his brain seemed to break through the wound sutured with thread, which looked unusually scary, and advised his man to go Stepping back a bit, daring his head and coaxing: “You try again, and I’ll buy you five pounds of lollipops.”

The little ghost faced his favorite sugar, compared with Gu Ye’s horror, without any hesitation, “I choose to commit suicide!”

The man frowned, already a little impatient, and was about to get angry, and the person sitting in the corner watching the computer said, “The girl came to ask her when her wish would come true.”

The man gave a cold face and sneered, “Tell her that she is not sincere, that God should not, and ask her for 3,000 yuan of incense money, use her psychological hint to flicker her, and finally let her take a loan.”

After a flicker, Li Jiatong was at a loss, feeling that life had lost hope. She had no money. All of her money was earned by working during her summer vacation. She wanted revenge, but she had no capital for revenge. She was lying on the bed, staring intently at the chat on the phone, and couldn’t cry. Li Jiatong doesn’t understand, how can her life suffer like this? Her eyes were getting darker, more gloomy, and more paranoid. She just wasn’t convinced, why is God so biased?

The roommate who had woke up washed her face and passed by her bed, startled by her straight eyes, “Li Jiatong, what do you … want?”

Li Jiatong didn’t respond, and sat up expressionlessly. At this moment, a message came from the mobile phone: If you need money urgently, I will introduce a friend to you, no guarantee required. You can get the money within 30 minutes. .

Li Jiatong’s eyes brightened. She borrowed three thousand and went to do tutoring for elementary school students every day, and then distributed flyers on Saturday and Sunday. She could definitely pay back a month.

She didn’t think about it too much. She had been jumped into this pit completely by the messenger of the true god, convinced that she had borrowed three thousand yuan, and all donated it to the real **** as incense money.

After receiving the money over there, return to her: sincerity is enough, the true God will fulfill your wish.

Holding her cell phone, Li Jiatong secretly told herself that she must make all the people who look down on her pay the price and make everyone look good! She looked at herself in the mirror, the corners of her mouth gradually picked up, her eyes grew more and more grim, she was going to laugh and watch the group die!

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Gu Ye ate Xiaolongbao in the shop at the gate of the district, drank a bowl of soy milk, and walked to school. On the road, I saw a beautiful young woman running hurriedly, chasing a few old men behind her.

Gu Ye raised an eyebrow, and said to himself, are all the robbers so bold? The blue sky dared to chase after running. He was uneasy to follow up and listened to the man’s question: “When can you pay the money you owe?”

Gu Ye stepped back and asked for debt?

The woman said unruly: “I have paid the money!”

“The one you paid back is the principal, and the interest hasn’t been paid yet. Do you want your boyfriend to know if you don’t pay it back?”

“Just your dirty mind, do you think he is willing to be with you? Tell him what you did without paying back the money.”

The woman collapsed and said, “I paid it back! I paid it back three times! Why do you keep chasing me?”

Gu Ye frowned, usury?

“Less nonsense! Pay your money back and dig out your eyes and sell it!” The man headed held the woman against the wall and pulled, Gu Ye said a slap and walked forward two Step, “Hey! What are you doing? I’m calling the police!”

At the first sight of several debt collections, someone found out and pointed to the woman, “Hello, let’s do it! Brother, go!”

The woman glanced at Gu Ye, covering her face with a bag in panic, and ran away.

Gu Ye blinked. Was he so terrible?

Gu Ye knew why the woman was hiding from him in the afternoon. When he went to the library in the afternoon, he saw the woman again, who was his school sister. At this time, she was with a boy, and another girl pointed at her nose and scolded: “You are a third party that destroys the feelings of others! Primary Three! Gaoping! Our relationship has always been good, why did you suddenly break up with me? She’s together? Didn’t you hate her the most before? You said that she loves vanity, pretentiousness, hypocrisy, but now you open your eyes and see who is the person standing next to you ?! “

Many students were watching around, and everyone was talking about it. “It is said that the senior and the cursing school sister were a couple before. They have been together for three years and have always been in a good relationship. The woman has been single love, and I do not know why A few days ago, the man suddenly broke up with his girlfriend and was with this woman. “

“What the hell? Sudden breakup with good feelings? Are you evil?”

“I don’t know, scumbag! Maybe she was hooked up with that woman long ago.”

“So disgusting, pedal two boats!”

The man had a painful face and stood between the two women. He saw his ex-girlfriend so sad and wanted to come forward to comfort him. After taking two steps, he looked at the girlfriend behind him and had no idea what he could do.

Gu Ye Leng watched the farce with some confusion, “So strange.”

Xia Xiang looked at this scene disgustingly, “What’s strange?”

“Did you see the red line on them?”

Xia Xiang smiled, “I can only see that, nothing fantasy can see.”

Gu Ye frowned, “It’s clear that he and her are the destined pair. What tied him to her again?”

Xia Xiang was so aggressive that he couldn’t understand what Gu Ye was talking about.

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At night, Gu Ye set up a manifestation array in his home, and spelled spells on the doors and windows. As soon as something came in, he could detect it. Why did the little ghost come to his dream, let Gu Ye care, and intuitively told him that there was a problem.

In the middle of the night, while Gu Ye was asleep, the little ghost really came again. The host promised to let him have it after he had finished his work. He was free to hang out. The little ghost couldn’t resist the temptation and came.

He lay on the window tentatively, watching Gu Ye lie motionless on the bed, and determined that he was asleep before he crept in. Last time I wanted to pull Gu Ye into his dream and control Gu Ye, but he didn’t expect to be killed. This time, he didn’t dare to have contact with Gu Ye mentally. He decided to secretly tie the red line and run away.

He quietly drilled in through the crack in the window. He didn’t notice that his footprints had clearly landed on the window sill. At the same time, Gu Ye opened his eyes quietly.

The doll, lying on the pillow, turned his eyes to the side, staring at the ghost baby who had come to the bed without emotion, trying to stand up, and was pinched by Gu Ye and held in his arms.

The ghost baby was startled by Gu Ye’s action. He squatted at the foot of Gu Ye’s bed, fearing that Gu Ye would suddenly wake up, and the fear of being killed by fancy spikes a hundred times remained in his heart. Fortunately, the person lying on the bed just turned over, his face turned out, and his eyes were still closed. The ghost baby sighed quietly, slowly stood up, approached carefully, and felt like he was completing an SSS. Level tasks. I have n’t had such a hard time since I followed my host, it ’s really done with my life!

Gu Ye’s finger is about to be touched. Gu Ye has no intention of waking up. The ghost baby is about to hold back the joy in his heart. At this time, he becomes more concentrated and carefully tied the red thread to Gu Ye’s finger. , Excited to tie a knot, soon to succeed! The ghost baby was so excited that he couldn’t help showing a smiley face. At this time, he heard a bang, and the person on the bed suddenly laughed. The baby gave Gu Ye’s face in horror, and the other person looked at him with an eyebrow. I don’t know when I woke up.

“Mom!” The ghost baby trembled, and wanted to run.

The next second, the red shadow flashed in front of him, and was lifted by the collar of his back.

Gu Ye looked at his appearance and covered his eyes with disdain. “This is … ugly! Spicy eyes! I don’t want to see!”

Hongdou said helplessly: “Master, don’t make trouble.”

Gu Ye glanced at Hongdou’s face again, and then looked at the ghost baby whose brains were about to pop out. He was choked by the ugly breath, sat up and pointed to the ground, “You stand for yourself, Hongdou Li He is farther away, you two are not a painting style. “

Red beans helplessly put down the little ghost in his hand and stood by Gu Ye’s bed.

The ghost baby was so frightened that he sat on the ground, thinking for a while, changed his position with trembling, and knelt down.

Gu Ye asked disgustedly, “Last night was really not a pure dream. You have the courage to enter a metaphysician’s dream. The courage is so big, little ghost, say, why?”

“No, it’s nothing,” the ghost baby shook her head, crying, “help …”

“Shut up!” Gu Ye Leng lowered her face. “If you ask you, you just say anything, otherwise I’ll kill you!”

The ghost baby snorted for a second, terrified to lie on the ground, afraid to look at Ye’s face.

Gu Ye asked disgustingly, “What’s in your hand?”

The ghost baby said: “Someone likes you, let me pull the red thread.”

“Who?”

“The host didn’t say, usually the person who tied the target person first, and then the person who placed the order.”

Gu Ye disgusted and tore the red line off, throwing a ghost on his face, “Marriage has messed you up! What have you done?”

“It’s gone!” Said the little ghost: “I can only get married, and the students in the school don’t ask for anything else.”

Gu Yexuan smiled, “Then you stay with me, I see him collect money, what match? Lingling, put him in toys, he looks so spicy.”

The puppet lying beside Gu Ye’s pillow stood upright, jumped out of bed, grabbed one of the imp’s legs expressionlessly, and dragged it away.

If the ghost can faint, how many times will this ghost baby be fainted and frightened, holding his head, he can’t stop crying, his eyes brushed, “Doll, will move …”

Lingling glanced back at him, and the resentment on his body couldn’t be controlled, and the ghost baby couldn’t even shed tears.

Lingling was tired of playing with the soul of that boss, and finally got a new toy. He stuffed the ghost baby into a rabbit doll wearing a pink skirt and told him: “Dance.”

The ghost baby is lying on the ground without moving.

Lingling stood on the desk and looked down at the ghost baby, learning Gu Ye’s tone, “Don’t jump, kill you.”

The ghost baby stiffened.

Ling Ling said expressionlessly: “Dare to cry, kill you. Disobedient, kill you.”

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On the other side of the ghost baby’s host, they realized that the baby lost contact with them, and they were so crazy that they couldn’t carry it after three days.

“Someone on the campus network said that we were scammers. After paying the money for several days without realizing it, I realized that I was deceived and wanted to call the police. What should I do? Get another kid who can sign a marriage?”

“It’s too expensive. It’s too difficult to find a murderous one. Where can I find such a cowardly kid? Or let’s release that one?”

“No! That one is too fierce. He just wants to kill people. If we lose control, we all have to die.”

“How can we let them realize their wish? With so many usury loans, don’t you want to lose money if you don’t drag on for a long time? Wealth in wealth and wealth, fight!”