NOVEL NEXT Chapter 263 Are You My Mother's Husband?
"Could it be you're.... one of my mother's former husbands?"
Hearing Tiramisu's words, Sig was completely dumbfounded.
What the hell?
What was going on with this person's train of thought? How did she even come up with this question?
Sig was just about to refute, but for some reason, his mind felt a little fuzzy.
The words he intended to say unknowingly changed.
From Tiramisu and the others' perspective, when she posed this question, Sig's expression changed.
His eyes seemed to become distant, and his entire being felt somewhat ethereal.
As if it had triggered memories from many years ago, plunging this man into reminiscence.
"That night... the rain was heavy..."
Sig murmured.
His voice was low, somewhat wistful.
At this instant, Tiramisu and the others were all violently shaken!
This....
This was too explosive, wasn't it?
Being a lolicon was one thing, having a wide hunting range was understandable, but this...
"Mr. Sig is truly... philanthropic."
Someone couldn't help but speak, but was immediately glared at by Tiramisu and swallowed their sigh with emotion.
"Mr. Sig, you... must be drunk, right?"
Even Tiramisu, who had asked the question, felt a bit stunned at this point and proactively offered Sig a way out.
She hadn't thought carefully before blurting out the question just now. Now, thinking about it seriously, Tiramisu didn't really believe it.
"Drunk? You're kidding. This is a dessert shop, how could I be drunk?"
Sig smiled, looking at Tiramisu with the eyes of a loving father, making her skin crawl.
"Things have come to this, and you still call me Mr. Sig?"
Tiramisu: ....
She turned her head to look at the dining table, her gaze falling on the menu at the corner of the table.
Liqueur chocolates? Drinks were also fruit wine?
Tiramisu frowned slightly.
"You really are drunk. Your name isn't on Mom's list of husbands."
Tiramisu regained her composure and said.
BIG MOM Charlotte Linlin was a number one ruthless figure in the pirate world. Her family included 39 daughters, 46 sons, and 43 husbands...
"List of husbands?"
The smile on Sig's face became even more joyous.
"Tiramisu, do you know what attracted me to Charlotte Linlin?"
Without waiting for Tiramisu's reply, Sig continued:
"Of course, it's her list of husbands."
"Just imagine, Charlotte Linlin has over forty husbands!"
"Huh? I really can't imagine that."
This time, not just Tiramisu, but the entire interview team beside her was completely bewildered, unable to comprehend Sig's words and actions.
"Over forty husbands."
Sig put on an expression full of emotion and even hiccuped.
"Isn't this the wife among wives, a woman unique in the world!"
"There's a song that sings it well!"
Obvious drunkenness appeared on Sig's face, and he even started singing off-key.
"If you want to marry~ hurry up and marry someone else~ then marry me...."
Sig's off-key singing filled the private room, and the atmosphere gradually became bizarre.
Except for Tiramisu, everyone felt like their worldview had been reshaped, almost stupefied.
"So Sig wasn't a lolicon at all, but something even more terrifying..."
"Indeed a notorious great bandit!"
"This one-billion bounty, I'm convinced!"
"Insane, truly insane!"
Everyone shuddered.
Only Tiramisu could maintain a little bit of clarity.
She thought for a moment and directly pulled out a Den Den Mushi from her collar.
"This is Mom's Den Den Mushi."
"If you're sure what you're saying is true, you can personally call Mom."
Tiramisu, at this moment, displayed the calm demeanor of a standard reporter, unaffected by Sig's nonsensical rambling.
Sig looked at the Den Den Mushi in Tiramisu's hand for a couple of moments.
The owner of this Den Den Mushi was Big Mom, and its appearance bore some resemblance to her.
After looking closely, Sig's consciousness gradually returned. His eyes widened instantly, and cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
What did he just say?
Sig suddenly got goosebumps all over.
Especially after seeing the look in the reporters' eyes, Sig felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, his sense of shame almost exploding on the spot.
"Don't take what I just said seriously. I was indeed drunk, messed things up."
Sig said word by word.
This, he absolutely could not admit.
However, speaking of which, Big Mom in her youth, probably during the Rocks era, was indeed a standard beauty, only later gradually growing disfigured and round....
"Yes, Mr. Sig is right. Like Boss Morgans, we are professional media personnel and absolutely won't speak carelessly."
The interview team members all nodded in unison, but their expressions remained complex.
Not mentioning Morgans was fine, but mentioning him made Sig anxious.
Morgans was one of the kings of the underworld; how could he be a noble media person...
"It's true, you have to believe me!"
Sig couldn't help but raise his voice slightly:
"Actually, I'm an incorrigible lolicon. You understand lolicon, right? I have absolutely no interest in Big Mom!"
Compared to being involved in scandals with BIG MOM, he would rather continue bearing the name of lolicon.
.......
Outside the private room, bandits had been quietly guarding.
Stussy and the others hadn't gone far either, resting just outside.
But now, they all vaguely heard the sounds coming from inside the door.
Croco-Delle narrowed her eyes and snorted coldly.
Stussy's gaze deepened slightly again. Her reaction was quick; she reached out and covered Baby-5's ears.
And the bald man standing right at the door trembled slightly.
Then.... trembling, he took out a small notebook from his pocket.
......
"I lost my composure just now."
"In short, please don't take it to heart."
Sig gradually regained his calm.
This time, Tiramisu rarely agreed with Sig.
Her gaze swept over the others beside her:
"I don't want such false rumors about Mom to spread, you understand, right?"
As soon as these words came out, the other members of the interview team turned pale and quickly nodded.
"It seems the name of a Yonko is still much more resounding than mine.."
This thought crossed Sig's mind.
"Then, Mr. Sig, at the end of the interview, I'll ask one last question."
Tiramisu seamlessly switched back into interview mode as if nothing had happened.
"Regarding that One Piece treasure map."
"The first part of the treasure map, Mr. Sig auctioned it on Whole Cake Island. Then what about the second part of the treasure map you just took out?"