I! The evil Uchiha kid

"Alas, there is nothing we can do about it. I hope Lady Tsunade can understand our difficulties." Time waits for no one. Delaying for one more day will increase the risk.

"What? I'm the one being ordered around, Tsunade. You didn't do anything. Jiraiya, who was sitting next to him, heard this and looked at Tsunade with an unhappy face.

"Humph, I rely on my brain and connections to get things done, do you understand, idiot Jiraiya~ Without me, you probably wouldn't even be able to enter the daimyo's mansion."Stupid Jiraiya, you want me to do everything for you, and you go to collect materials yourself? How can I let you succeed~

"What are you talking about? I am the famous Toad Sage, the hero Jiraiya! How is it possible that I can't even get in the door?"

Hehe~ Do I have to tell you that I secretly went to the daimyo's mansion to collect materials last year?

The daimyo's wife is still charming, but it's a pity that the princess did not inherit such great advantages.

Well, maybe it's because of my young age, I went there this time~ Hehehehe……

"Bastard Jiraiya, what stupid thing are you thinking about? I warn you, when you get to the Daimyo, you'd better restrain yourself!"

Looking at Jiraiya's obscene smile beside her, Tsunade punched him directly~

BANG!!!

Crack, the whole coffee table was shattered into pieces in an instant~

Gulp~~~~

"Tsunade, what's wrong with you? We were chatting happily and suddenly you did this. I don't know what you are talking about."Looking at the broken coffee table, Jiraiya felt a dull pain in his chest.

"Humph, it's best not to know. If I hear something bad coming from the Daming side, haha, you'll be ready to die!"I was definitely not mistaken about that wretched expression just now. No one knows this guy better than me.

"Ahem, Master Jiraiya, Master Tsunade is right. You can do whatever you want in Konoha, but you really can't do anything wrong with the Daimyo. After all, that is the face of the Land of Fire."

Alas, Jiraiya is good in everything except this lustful habit. I hope this operation will go smoothly.

"What? Why are you being so serious? It's just the daimyo's mansion. I've been there before. It's just so-so. It's not as good as our Konoha bathhouse.……"

There is murderous intent!!!

I dodge~ boom~

"Nishiuchi~ Bastard Jiraiya~"

This idiot has actually been to the daimyo's mansion? Then wouldn't the daimyo's wife be……

"Tsunade, calm down! I still need to deal with the Daimyo's affairs!" Looking at the huge pit in front of him, Jiraiya's forehead broke out in a cold sweat. If he got hit by a punch, he would probably have to take administrative leave on the spot, right?

""Go to hell, bastard Jiraiya, the Sky-high Kick!" This guy actually dared to comment on the daimyo's wife and even compared it with the Konoha bathhouse. If this kind of thing gets out, the relationship between Konoha and the daimyo will probably drop to the freezing point.

Even the entire Land of Fire will become a laughing stock in the ninja world.

"Tsunade-sama, calm down first. The daimyo still needs Jiraiya-sama to handle it. Besides, Danzo is so powerful now, we can't do without Jiraiya-sama's fighting power."It seems that the barrier within the clan needs to be strengthened in the future. Jiraiya, this guy, even the daimyo's wife...……

"Yes, Shikaku is right, the important thing is to deal with the business now. Jiraiya, who was dodging everywhere, hurriedly threatened Tsunade with a righteousness.

"Humph, idiot Jiraiya, if it weren't for the serious business, you would have broken at least a few ribs today." Looking at Jiraiya running away with his head in his hands, Tsunade calmed down her anger and found another seat to sit down.

"That's right, considering the overall situation, it's right to choose you as Hokage, don't you think so, Shikaku?"Looking at Tsunade who had regained her composure, Jiraiya sat down tremblingly.

"Master Jiraiya, you should be more careful. It's okay to act foolishly at other times, but this time it's different. You must be more restrained."Faced with Jiraiya, this funny guy, Nara Shikaku held his forehead in pain.

"What are you talking about? I am a hero and I have always been so unreliable.……

"Nishiuchi~~~~"

Taking advantage of the opportunity when Jiraiya turned around to scold Shikaku, Tsunade, who pretended to be calm, punched him directly.

""Puff~~~ Tsunade, you don't have the virtue of patience!"

The sudden attack made Jiraiya spit blood on the spot

"Talking about patience? With a guy like you? Are you qualified to talk about patience? Xinei, you bastard!"

Boom boom boom ~

"Tsunade, we are from the same school, do you have to be so cruel to me today?"

"It would be fine if you didn't mention my fellow disciples, but now that you do, I'll include my share of cleaning up the sect in the list."

Crack~Crack~Crack!

"Tsunade, even if we don't consider the fact that we are from the same school, we are still teammates. After so many years of friendship, are you so cold-blooded?"

After a few punches, Jiraiya felt that he was about to see his own milk.

"Okay, okay, I was negligent. I should also include the friendship between teammates. Xinei~~~~"

Bang~ Bang~ Bang~

"Tsunade, I was wrong. Just pretend that I am not your fellow disciple and teammate. Let's continue with the intensity we had at the beginning. I can't stand you like this~"

Looking at Tainai who was getting closer and closer in the haze, Jiraiya's survival consciousness burst out to the extreme.

""Tsunade-sama, let's forget it. Master Jiraiya is no longer in human form. If we do that, the Fire Capital will probably scare the Daimyo-sama.""That's great. That's how it should be. We can just let others handle the Fire Capital."

Looking at Jiraiya who was no longer in human form, Yamanaka Inoichi seemed to be trying to dissuade him, but in fact he was secretly happy.

"Humph, don't worry, after all, we have fought for so many years. With my medical knowledge, this guy will only hurt and look miserable. I have avoided the vital parts. This kind of injury can be cured within half an hour by calling a medical jonin."

No one knows how to beat Jiraiya better than me~

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In the office of the Hokage Building, Danzo was lying comfortably in the position that belonged to the Hokage.

"After so many years, this position finally fell into the hands of me, Danzo. Teacher, you just watch carefully in the underground. My ability is definitely not inferior to that of Sarutobi Hiruzen."

Touching the pattern on the seat and looking at the second generation Hokage hanging on the wall, Danzo secretly made up his mind.

Knock knock knock ~

"Come in~"

Click~

""Master Danzo, the guards have sent a message that Jiraiya and Tsunade have returned."

As one of Danzo's loyal dogs, Shuiyun bowed his head and reported respectfully.

"Well, as expected, the Ino-Shika-Chou group will never willingly give up their power. But in the past, I was still a little bit afraid of them. After all, I am not as good as Tsunade in terms of family background. But now I have the support of the Uchiha clan, the largest clan in Konoha. They are useless to me. Don't pay attention to them. We just need to wait for the reply from the daimyo. Also, call me the fifth Hokage."

Huh, Tsunade? Jiraiya? Hiruzen's two disciples are really a worry.