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Chapter 66: Divorcing 3 Dogs
The dark, gloomy room was filled with an aura of decay. There were many messy things on the ground, and there were many strange statues, each of which was covered with cobwebs and dust.
"This seems to be a utility room," Harry whispered.
"Ah."
Nodding, Remy looked around and walked to the right passage, where there was a not-so-long corridor.
There are statues on both sides of the corridor, and each one looks like it is not a good statue with its teeth and claws. The ground is covered with a thick layer of dust, and every time you walk on it, you will leave a shoe mark.
Remy ignored the traces it would leave and headed straight for the door at the end of the corridor.
This door was a bit worn, and it looked like a broken door that had been damaged by years and could be pushed open. However, when Remy pushed it, he couldn't push it.
"It seems that a key is needed. We might be able to find it if we search nearby. I think the statue near the entrance seems weird. Maybe the key is in a certain statue." Harry said, with a hint of excitement in his voice.
"No need, just stand back."
Waving to signal the three of them to step back, the three of them and a certain Mr. Dumbledore who was observing from a distance and did not want to give his name suddenly widened their eyes. Remy took out a square from his crotch...pocket. It looks like a square lunch box.
But at this moment, no one would think that what Remy took out was a lunch box, especially Harry and Hermione, who had grown up in the Muggle world.
Without it, what Remy took out was so classic, they have been seen in many TV series and movies.
"Remy, is this... a time bomb you're holding?" Harry swallowed and asked.
"Well, it's just an ordinary C4 plastic bomb, but it does have a timed detonation function." Remy said without looking back, and took out another roll of black strong tape without any delay.
Harry: ...
Really?
But why are you in such danger... Well, even if you can get it because of family reasons, are you a little too calm?
Just as Remy was about to secure the bomb to the door, Hermione suddenly rushed forward and grabbed Remy's arm.
"Are you crazy? Use a bomb to blow up the door. The door will explode, but I can guarantee that within a minute, all the teachers and even the principal will be here! We will all be expelled by then!"
Before Remy could retort, Hermione pulled Remy away.
"Isn't it just opening a door? Isn't it that exaggerated? I'll do it!"
With that said, Hermione took out her wand, took a deep breath, and pointed the wand at the keyhole on the door.
"Araho Cave is open!"
As Hermione chanted the curse, the door lock clicked and then slowly opened.
"Okay, the door is open. If you want to go in, you can go in, but I have to make something clear. I won't go in with you, and if you are caught, don't say that I opened the door for you. "Hermione turned around and looked at the three useless or unreliable men and said.
But she didn't get the admiring looks she wanted. Harry and Ron both stared at her with wide eyes, while Remy stepped forward and held her shoulders to turn her around.
Turning around, Hermione saw a dog's head larger than her whole body, baring its teeth and drooling at her.
Hermione was stunned for a second, and then...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Looking at Hermione who was screaming and running away, Remi smiled slightly and said to himself that Hermione was quite courageous and she was not frightened and fainted... What a pity!
After visually measuring the size of the dog's head, Remy took out a tape measure and walked over to the huge grinning dog's head to start measuring the project. He even opened its mouth to measure the length of its canine teeth.
Not to mention Harry and the others, even the big dog Ben was stunned by Remy's actions.
What followed was endless rage, as it felt itself humiliated.
At this moment, it revealed its true appearance. Its three heads took turns attacking the door frame and kept shouting with its sharp teeth.
Woof woof woof woof! ! !
Harry and Ron were immediately frightened and backed away to find Hermione, but Remy looked at the three-headed dog calmly, even squatting down in front of it, then used alchemy to create a piece of chalk and drew a slight stripe on the ground. Curved line.
"The attack range is confirmed. Come over here. It's safe." Remy said.
At first, the three of them still didn't dare to step forward. It wasn't until they saw Remi slap the big dog and yell at it to be quiet, but the big dog failed to attack Remi, that the three of them approached cautiously.
"Oh my God, what kind of animal is this? Why does it have three heads?"
"The legendary three-headed dog? Why is it locked up here?"
"Oh, it has such a stinky mouth."
Hermione frowned and flapped her hands in front of her face.
"If my dad was here, maybe I could give it some dental treatment...if my dad wasn't knocked unconscious by it."
"If my mother were here, she would have washed it clean. It's too dirty," Ron said.
"If my father had been here, it would have been destroyed by my father's shot...or with a man-portable rocket launcher," Remy said.
Harry: ...
Ron: …
Hermione: …
Why are your parents so different from our parents?
woo woo woo...
Faced with the pointing fingers of the three little kids, the three-headed dog whimpered and retreated, and even closed the door with its paws.
But it was useless. As soon as it closed the door, Remy opened the door again with his backhand.
The three-headed dog was about to rush angrily to fight for its own face. The next moment, it suddenly froze. Its three heads and six eyes were all staring at the... magic crystal in Remy's hand.
"It seems useful."
Remy smiled slightly and drew circles in the air with the magic crystal.
"Puppy, do you want to eat this magic crystal?" Remy asked.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
The stream flew straight down three thousand feet, and it turned out that the water was flowing down to the sky for nine days.
The three-headed dog's three heads nodded violently.
"It's easy to eat if you want, here you go."
Throwing the magic crystal high, while the three heads of the three-headed dog were fighting for the magic crystal, Remy created another magic crystal.
"No need to grab it, I have plenty here... Come and lie down, and I will give you this magic crystal." Remy pointed at the door and said.
The three-headed dog hesitated for a moment, but when they looked at each other, its body quickly ran to the door and lay down.
At this moment, the three heads of the three-headed dog exploded instantly.
Head No. [-] in the middle: Woof woof woof woof! (Boy, is this the body you control? You spineless bitch!)
Head No. [-] on the left: woof woof woof, woof woof! (The dog that let your food stink! I think it was clearly your vicious dog who complained first!)
Head No. [-] on the right: woof woof, woof woof woof! (It’s just that you ate the magic crystal just now. We didn’t even taste anything. You must have sold us after tasting the sweetness!)
Head No. [-] in the middle: woof woof woof woof...
"This seems to be a utility room," Harry whispered.
"Ah."
Nodding, Remy looked around and walked to the right passage, where there was a not-so-long corridor.
There are statues on both sides of the corridor, and each one looks like it is not a good statue with its teeth and claws. The ground is covered with a thick layer of dust, and every time you walk on it, you will leave a shoe mark.
Remy ignored the traces it would leave and headed straight for the door at the end of the corridor.
This door was a bit worn, and it looked like a broken door that had been damaged by years and could be pushed open. However, when Remy pushed it, he couldn't push it.
"It seems that a key is needed. We might be able to find it if we search nearby. I think the statue near the entrance seems weird. Maybe the key is in a certain statue." Harry said, with a hint of excitement in his voice.
"No need, just stand back."
Waving to signal the three of them to step back, the three of them and a certain Mr. Dumbledore who was observing from a distance and did not want to give his name suddenly widened their eyes. Remy took out a square from his crotch...pocket. It looks like a square lunch box.
But at this moment, no one would think that what Remy took out was a lunch box, especially Harry and Hermione, who had grown up in the Muggle world.
Without it, what Remy took out was so classic, they have been seen in many TV series and movies.
"Remy, is this... a time bomb you're holding?" Harry swallowed and asked.
"Well, it's just an ordinary C4 plastic bomb, but it does have a timed detonation function." Remy said without looking back, and took out another roll of black strong tape without any delay.
Harry: ...
Really?
But why are you in such danger... Well, even if you can get it because of family reasons, are you a little too calm?
Just as Remy was about to secure the bomb to the door, Hermione suddenly rushed forward and grabbed Remy's arm.
"Are you crazy? Use a bomb to blow up the door. The door will explode, but I can guarantee that within a minute, all the teachers and even the principal will be here! We will all be expelled by then!"
Before Remy could retort, Hermione pulled Remy away.
"Isn't it just opening a door? Isn't it that exaggerated? I'll do it!"
With that said, Hermione took out her wand, took a deep breath, and pointed the wand at the keyhole on the door.
"Araho Cave is open!"
As Hermione chanted the curse, the door lock clicked and then slowly opened.
"Okay, the door is open. If you want to go in, you can go in, but I have to make something clear. I won't go in with you, and if you are caught, don't say that I opened the door for you. "Hermione turned around and looked at the three useless or unreliable men and said.
But she didn't get the admiring looks she wanted. Harry and Ron both stared at her with wide eyes, while Remy stepped forward and held her shoulders to turn her around.
Turning around, Hermione saw a dog's head larger than her whole body, baring its teeth and drooling at her.
Hermione was stunned for a second, and then...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Looking at Hermione who was screaming and running away, Remi smiled slightly and said to himself that Hermione was quite courageous and she was not frightened and fainted... What a pity!
After visually measuring the size of the dog's head, Remy took out a tape measure and walked over to the huge grinning dog's head to start measuring the project. He even opened its mouth to measure the length of its canine teeth.
Not to mention Harry and the others, even the big dog Ben was stunned by Remy's actions.
What followed was endless rage, as it felt itself humiliated.
At this moment, it revealed its true appearance. Its three heads took turns attacking the door frame and kept shouting with its sharp teeth.
Woof woof woof woof! ! !
Harry and Ron were immediately frightened and backed away to find Hermione, but Remy looked at the three-headed dog calmly, even squatting down in front of it, then used alchemy to create a piece of chalk and drew a slight stripe on the ground. Curved line.
"The attack range is confirmed. Come over here. It's safe." Remy said.
At first, the three of them still didn't dare to step forward. It wasn't until they saw Remi slap the big dog and yell at it to be quiet, but the big dog failed to attack Remi, that the three of them approached cautiously.
"Oh my God, what kind of animal is this? Why does it have three heads?"
"The legendary three-headed dog? Why is it locked up here?"
"Oh, it has such a stinky mouth."
Hermione frowned and flapped her hands in front of her face.
"If my dad was here, maybe I could give it some dental treatment...if my dad wasn't knocked unconscious by it."
"If my mother were here, she would have washed it clean. It's too dirty," Ron said.
"If my father had been here, it would have been destroyed by my father's shot...or with a man-portable rocket launcher," Remy said.
Harry: ...
Ron: …
Hermione: …
Why are your parents so different from our parents?
woo woo woo...
Faced with the pointing fingers of the three little kids, the three-headed dog whimpered and retreated, and even closed the door with its paws.
But it was useless. As soon as it closed the door, Remy opened the door again with his backhand.
The three-headed dog was about to rush angrily to fight for its own face. The next moment, it suddenly froze. Its three heads and six eyes were all staring at the... magic crystal in Remy's hand.
"It seems useful."
Remy smiled slightly and drew circles in the air with the magic crystal.
"Puppy, do you want to eat this magic crystal?" Remy asked.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
The stream flew straight down three thousand feet, and it turned out that the water was flowing down to the sky for nine days.
The three-headed dog's three heads nodded violently.
"It's easy to eat if you want, here you go."
Throwing the magic crystal high, while the three heads of the three-headed dog were fighting for the magic crystal, Remy created another magic crystal.
"No need to grab it, I have plenty here... Come and lie down, and I will give you this magic crystal." Remy pointed at the door and said.
The three-headed dog hesitated for a moment, but when they looked at each other, its body quickly ran to the door and lay down.
At this moment, the three heads of the three-headed dog exploded instantly.
Head No. [-] in the middle: Woof woof woof woof! (Boy, is this the body you control? You spineless bitch!)
Head No. [-] on the left: woof woof woof, woof woof! (The dog that let your food stink! I think it was clearly your vicious dog who complained first!)
Head No. [-] on the right: woof woof, woof woof woof! (It’s just that you ate the magic crystal just now. We didn’t even taste anything. You must have sold us after tasting the sweetness!)
Head No. [-] in the middle: woof woof woof woof...
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