i sold arms at hogwarts

"Everyone, get excited! Your king is back!"

He heard his voice first, and then Remy made a flying pose in front of the restaurant and appeared.

However, the deathly silence told Remy that the way he appeared was not only not handsome at all, but also very embarrassing!

"Humph, a bunch of mortals who don't know how to appreciate it!"

Remy stood up straight and shook his wizard robe, raised his chin slightly at a 45-degree angle and looked at the sky...ceiling, with unspeakable melancholy in his eyes.

"If being misunderstood is the fate of the expresser, then I accept it!"

Remy glanced at the classmates around him and found that they were successfully calmed by his protein-rich words. Remy breathed a sigh of relief.

With a cold snort and a shake of his hair, Remy strode over to sit next to Harry.

"The food is good, give me a sandwich." Remy said.

"Here... are you okay these two days? I heard that Filch put you in a solitary cell." Harry asked.

"It's okay, there's nothing wrong with it except that it's boring... By the way, actually I want to eat a round sandwich with a beef patty sandwiched in the middle, and it'll be sizzling and oily when I bite into it." Remy said.

Harry: ...

Isn’t that special burger? !

Speechlessly, he gave Remy a hamburger, and Remy thanked him and ate it.

"Filch didn't punish you? I heard from my brothers that the solitary room is very scary, and there are even torture tools used to interrogate prisoners!" Ron said.

"Indeed." Remy nodded: "But Filch cleared away all those things after I entered, not even a single cat hair was left for me."

"That's fine, but being locked up in a room with nothing... If it were me, I'd probably go crazy in one day, unless there were books." Hermione said.

"If there are no books, I think I can only last one day at most. If there are books, I can fall asleep within an hour." Ron said vaguely while stuffing something into his mouth.

"Speaking of books, I suddenly remembered something."

Remy touched his chin, then stood up and pointed his fingers at everyone to lean their heads over.

"What's the matter?" Harry asked curiously, lowering his voice unconsciously.

"Let me tell you, I went to Principal Dumbledore's office before I was locked up. There were many magic books in the principal's office, many of which recorded dark magic. I bet they must be school books. There are banned books that are not even in the restricted section of the library!" Remy said.

Ron was a little confused: "So?"

"When Principal Dumbledore is away, we will find a way to sneak into the principal's office and steal them out!" Remy said.

Three people: ...

Are you crazy? ? ?

"Are you...interested in dark magic?" Harry asked in surprise.

"Why don't you understand?" Remy looked around the three of them with hatred and said: "Those magic books record the most powerful magic. As long as we steal three or five books and learn the magic in them, We can become the strongest wizards in the magic world!"

"When the time comes, let's punch Albus, kick Voldemort, suppress the Death Eaters with our hands, and destroy the Ministry of Magic with our hands!"

"How's it going? Are you excited? It's better to act than to be excited. Let's form a team and start a copy of the principal's office. One and three are missing. Will you three follow me? A wonderful tomorrow is waiting for us!"

The three of them looked at each other, shook their heads wildly, and looked at Remy with an extremely strange look, which made Remy feel uncomfortable.

"Remy, I think you may be bored because you have been locked up for too long. Why don't we go for a walk to get some fresh air after class is over?" Ron suggested.

"Oh, it doesn't seem like it isn't..."

Hulala~

While he was talking, a large group of owls flew in through the skylight, each carrying large or small packages or letters on their beaks or legs.

The most eye-catching among them is the long johns, which are the largest and carry the most things. They are wrapped around the mouth and legs.

"You have so many things." Harry said with envy after seeing Hedwig only bring him a letter.

Ron and Hermione looked at Harry with envy, saying to themselves that at least you have received a letter, and we have nothing.

"You only saw the thing, but you didn't see the trouble behind it." Remy said with a grimace as he looked at the letter on a package.

"What's wrong?" Harry asked.

"My dad sent me a courier, saying that he had studied the legal loopholes in the magic world and asked me to find a way to open up sales in the magic world," Remy said.

"Sales? What sales?" Ron asked.

Remy rolled his eyes at Ron: "What's my family's business?"

"Your home? I remember you said before that your home is...uh...there won't be anything in this package..."

"You guessed it, and it's the latest model."

Three people: ...

Why is your father less reliable than you?

How can a father teach his children to exploit legal loopholes and encourage them to bring guns into school?

"Isn't your father a Muggle? How did he use an owl to send you a package?" Hermione asked with a frown.

"The package was sent from my teacher. My father should have sent it to my teacher first, and my teacher helped to send it here," Remy said.

Three people: ...

Well, your teacher is unreliable too!

Put down the letter and put away the package, Remy wasn't about to open it now.

The legal loophole mentioned by his father in the letter was actually the loophole that Remy had discovered before, which required separate storage of guns and ammunition and continued possession to be convicted, but his father explained it more clearly.

It's useless. If you open the package now, it will definitely be confiscated by the professors.

As we all know, school rules can control things that the law cannot control!For example, in the past, some schools confiscated students' mobile phones and then smashed them, completely ignoring that they were students' personal property protected by law.

The law is like a younger brother in front of school rules!

School rules yyds!

"Oh, my teacher also sent the magic card that Hagrid asked for. It's not bad." Remy said.

"Really? That's such a coincidence. Hagrid just happened to write to me and invite us to go to his place for tea in a few afternoons. Then you can just give him the magic card... and go out for some air." Harry said .

"This is a good idea. If Hagrid has time, we can ask him to take us to Happy Forest...ah, we are going to the Forbidden Forest to play. I heard that there are all kinds of Pokémon in there!" Remy said.

"I'm afraid Hagrid won't agree." Ron shook his head and said, "Hagrid is the forest ranger. His duty is to drive away students who intend to enter the Forbidden Forest. George and Fred are often kicked out by Hagrid. Run around."

"They are them, I am me!"

Remy raised his head and shook his hair.

"To paraphrase my father's motto in life: As long as you do what you like, there is no business that is difficult to do!"

"I'd like to take the liberty to ask, does this mean to sell them what they like or..."

"Of course it's a bribe!"

Harry: ...

Ron:  …

Hermione:  …

I knew it must be the case!