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"Put the book down and tell me why you poisoned Professor Snape today?"

"Who poisoned him?"

"A student from Slytherin House told Madam Pomfrey that Professor Snape drank your water of life and death before falling into coma. Do you want to deny it?"

"No, I just refuse to admit that I poisoned Professor Snape."

Remy held out a finger and shook it.

"I did not pour life-and-death water into Professor Snape's water. He used his own spoon to scoop up a spoonful from the crucible where I brewed the potion and drank it on his own initiative. Therefore, I cannot be counted as poisoning. Poison, it can only be said that Professor Snape's arrogance and illegal operation caused him to overturn."

Dumbledore:  …

Was Snape under the Imperius Curse?

Why did he want to try a potion that was so easily identifiable as water of life and death?

Wait, today should be the first Potions class. When did the first Potions class change to teach how to prepare water of life and death?

"What potions did you learn today?" Dumbledore asked.

"How did I know? When I got to the classroom, the lectures were all over and the practice phase had already begun." Remy said.

"You don't know what you learned, how did you prepare the potion?" Dumbledore asked.

"Harry gave me the textbook and asked me to follow the steps in the textbook to prepare it, so I did it."

At this point, Remy felt that it was not good to continue the conversation, so he decisively changed the topic.

"Professor Snape is so shameless. I came back from Azkaban and went to his class non-stop. He just didn't appreciate me. He even deducted five points from Gryffindor House because I was late. "

"I explained to him, but he actually said that I contradicted him and deducted five credits from me. Then I calmly argued with him, but he deducted another five credits from me. It was really outrageous, and I suggested that he be expelled. !”

Dumbledore glanced sideways at Remy.

If you specifically emphasize being calm, it is enough to show that you are definitely not arguing with him calmly.

but……

"I will tell him about the points deduction. You can go back first... Oh, by the way, Mr. Filch has helped you arrange a place for Soul Bomb, so you can rest assured."

Speaking of this, Dumbledore hesitated for a moment and then sighed, walked up to Remy and patted Remy on the shoulder.

"Can you cause less trouble in the future? Can't you study hard? If that doesn't work, you can also study magic items that can defend against firearms... I specially asked Mr. Filch to clean a big house for you."

Oops, it turns out my little thoughts were seen through early on.

Remy was a little surprised.

He proposed to let Soul Bomb live alone just so that he could have a laboratory of his own. He thought he was a mastermind, but he didn't expect to be seen through early on.

But it doesn’t hurt to see through, at least the house has been approved.

"Actually, I don't want to cause trouble. It's just that Professor Snape went too far... Why can the dean of a college deduct points from others at will? Then why set up a college cup? It's directly more important than the dean of which college. Wouldn’t it be better to be shameless?”

Remy curled his lips angrily, then continued in a solemn and rich baritone voice.

"Gryffindor will deduct [-] points, Ravenclaw will deduct [-] points, Hufflepuff will deduct [-] points, and Slytherin will deduct [-] million points. I declare that the winner of this school year's House Cup is - Slytherin. Lytlin!!!”

Dumbledore looked at Remy speechlessly, thinking that Snape was not so shameless.

Just as he was about to say something nice to Snape to prevent Remy from targeting Snape, Remy's next words made his eyes light up.

"I propose to reform the College Cup. Each dean of the four major colleges can add or deduct a maximum of [-] points to one college per academic year, and the bonus points and deductions given by each dean to each college should be announced when the College Cup is awarded. Deduction details! Fair and open, if anyone shamelessly targets someone, let him be completely shameless at Hogwarts!" Remy said.

Set the upper limit for bonus points and the upper limit for deductions, and finally make the scoring details public?

It seems... feasible!

"Your proposal is very good, I think it is feasible, but the upper limit of [-] points is a bit low. After all, the Academy Cup is not just for your first grade, but the result of the joint efforts of students from all grades."

Principal Dumbledore said.

"You go back first. I will discuss the credit limit with the four deans. The new rules should be implemented next week."

Remi's heart was moved and he quickly asked: "Since the new scoring rules are going to be implemented, for the sake of fairness, should all the college points of the four major colleges be reset to zero?"

After giving Remy a funny look, Principal Dumbledore nodded.

He knew that Remy's real intention was to erase the points he had deducted.

But it is indeed more fair this way.

"Yes, everything will be cleared, you can rest assured." Dumbledore said.

"That's great!" Remy nodded vigorously: "Then I won't bother you. You can discuss it with the deans and say goodbye~"

Seeing Remy who was instantly happy, Dumbledore shook his head in amusement, and then really thought seriously about Remy's suggestion just now.

Remy's suggestion is feasible, but the details need to be further improved, and it also needs to be proposed by a suitable person.

As principal, he should be the final word, not the initiator of a proposal.

On the other side, when he saw Remy happily walking out of the principal's office, Filch, who had been waiting at the door of the principal's office, snorted in disappointment.

He understood that he might not be able to lock Remy into his beloved little dark room today.

"Principal Dumbledore said you found a big room for me. Please take me to see it," Remy said.

"Hmph, come with me."

Although he was in a bad mood, Filch was still ready to do his job.

As for Remy... according to his method of seeking death, sooner or later he will fall into his own hands!

Filch is confident about this!

"The incarceration room has been abandoned for too long. There has been no student worthy of using that incarceration room for a long time. I have full confidence in you, Mr. Barrett, please don't let me down." Filch said pointedly. .

Hearing the hidden meaning of Filch's words, Remy suddenly became happy: "With your words, I feel relieved. If I cause a big trouble again in the future, I will say that you instigated and encouraged me to do it."

snort!

With another cold snort, Filch stopped talking to Remy and silently led Remy forward.

After walking through two moving stairs and three secret passages, Filch finally took Remy up the spiral staircase to a tower. At the top of the tower, there was a fairly good area with good lighting and ventilation conditions. Room.

It's just a little too good.

"Looks like I have to install a window here first," Remy commented.

"That's your business. I'm not responsible for these things." Filch sneered.

Remy glanced at Filch, feeling very amused.

Do you think this kind of thing can trouble me?

Just kidding, I’m really good at pretending!