i sold arms at hogwarts

Chapter 37 Don't be angry



Can everything be transformed into a girl?

Dementors... effeminate?

Dumbledore thought for a moment and suddenly trembled.

That picture is so beautiful!

Unbearable beauty!

Remy glanced at Dumbledore with disdain. Just by looking at his reaction, Remy knew that he definitely didn't get the meaning of what he said.

“I’ve been thinking about it ever since I learned about the appearance of Dementors. The Dementors in black gauze and the corpse bride in white gauze are a match made in heaven!”

"So I've always wanted to catch a dementor, cut it, research it, and try to create a zombie bride!"

Zombies?

bride?

A pair with a dementor?

Dumbledore suddenly showed the same expression as "old man, subway, mobile phone". No matter how much he persuaded himself, he could not connect these three concepts together.

"You... forget it, do whatever you want. If you are really imprisoned in Azkaban, I won't have a headache."

Sighing, Dumbledore walked to his desk, took out pen and paper and started writing a letter.

Although he said he didn't care about Remy, Dumbledore was still ready to do what needed to be done.

As for the rest... let Nico Flamel have a headache, he still wants to save some brain cells to live for a few more years.

On the wall, the portraits of past principals looked at Remy curiously, and some even ran into the same frame and whispered to each other.

Remy ignored them.

It was just a moving portrait. He had seen it so many times at Nico Flamel's house that it had long lost its novelty.

On the contrary, it was the phoenix on the shelf next to the desk that attracted Remy's attention.

The phoenix is ​​not originally called Phoenix. Its name is transliterated as Phoenix, and its official translation is Phoenix.

In fact, the phoenix and the phoenix are two completely different creatures. The authentic phoenix is ​​the king of birds and an auspicious beast. It does not have the ability to be reborn from the fire like the phoenix.

Even the term "rebirth from the ashes" was coined by a literati in modern times. It first appeared in his poem "Phoenix Nirvana".

At the same time, the title of this poem is also the first word that combines "Phoenix" and "Nirvana".

The reason why he described the phoenix as a phoenix was because he believed that the phoenix in the west was the phoenix in the east.

However, in fact, in addition to having a very high status in mythology, these two creatures are not only vastly different in ability, but at least they are incomparable.

It just so happens that he has a high status in the literary world. When he said it, others believed it. It can be said that he single-handedly distorted the image of Phoenix, and his contribution is indispensable.

There is no need to mention the old things. What attracts Remy now is not the story behind the racial name of this phoenix, but...it itself.

"I heard that a phoenix never dies and can be reborn from the ashes. Is it true?" Remy asked.

"Yes." Dumbledore said without raising his head.

"Can I give it a shot... ah no, can I strangle it to death and see how it goes to nirvana?"

Ga?

Phoenix was stunned for a moment, then quickly flapped his wings and flew away from Remy.

Dumbledore, who was writing a letter, raised his head with a speechless expression: "Can you use your curiosity in learning? Even if it is to go to the library to study the age-old problem of the origin of wizards?"

Oh open?

Remy raised his eyebrows: "How did you know that I was interested in the origin of wizards? Are you spying on me?"

Principal Dumbledore was stunned for a moment, with a look of astonishment on his face, as if to say: Are you really interested in this?

"I didn't spy on you." Dumbledore smiled bitterly and shook his head: "But if you are really interested in this area, I suggest you change your hobby... That is a confusing question, and many people don't want to get the answer."

"Do they want it to be none of my business?" Remy curled his lips disdainfully: "I also hope that all the beauties around the world will fall madly in love with me. Is that useful?"

Dumbledore:  …

Are you a little too precocious?

Why do you randomly give examples with this style of painting?

Is this the way a child your age should think?

Dumbledore lowered his head speechlessly and continued writing.

After writing the letter and putting it away, Dumbledore called Fawkes, and then handed the letter to his phoenix named Fawkes, asking it to deliver the letter to Nico Flamel.

Remy looked envious.

"Dear Headmaster Dumbledore."

Hearing Remy's words be so polite, Dumbledore's heart suddenly tightened, and he didn't even know why he had this reaction.

"What's the matter?" Dumbledore asked.

"Send me a phoenix, and I promise to take good care of it!"

"No! No! Impossible!"

Remy:…

Is it so decisive?I don’t want to use it to make roast chicken... By the way, can Phoenix be used to make roast chicken?

If using an open flame causes a phoenix to rise from the ashes, what about... a microwave?

Accidentally thinking too much, Remy quickly shook his head to calm down his divergent thoughts.

"Okay, but I heard from the teacher that you know the Pokémon Master... ah, Mr. Newt Scamander, the Master of Magical Creatures, and have a good relationship. Is it true?" Remy asked.

Principal Dumbledore hesitated for a moment and then nodded: "That's right. Do you have anything to ask him about?"

Remy nodded quickly: "Yeah, yes, can you ask him to help me get a Thunderbird from the Magnesium Country?"

Dumbledore:  …

I thought you wanted to ask him for advice on magical creatures, or even how to raise a phoenix.

Well, it seems that I was thinking too much.

Ugh……

With a heavy sigh, Principal Dumbledore shook his head, then covered his chest and leaned back on his chair.

At this moment, how he wished he was a Muggle, so that he could take Suixin Jiuxin Pills to relieve his heart congestion, but he was not a Muggle, and this was not a Muggle world, and there were no Suixin Jiuxin Pills.

"The Curly-Winged Demon can do it... If it doesn't work, the Evil Bird can do it... I don't mind the Poison-Bak Leopard, and..."

"No! Nothing of any kind!"

Dumbledore is so angry.

If it's a creature with a docile personality, I might just help you for Nico Flamel's sake. It's worth it as long as you can stop here, but what do you want?

Each one is more dangerous than the other!

If you really raise these creatures, then Hogwarts will really be in trouble!

"If you don't give it, you won't give it. Why are you so fierce? Don't lose your temper casually when you are old. It is not good for your health."

Remy said earnestly.

"Don't be angry. Life is like a play. We get together because of fate. It's not easy to support each other till old age. Should we cherish it more? If you get angry over trivial things, why think about it in retrospect. I don't get angry when others are angry. I get sick from anger. There is no one to replace me. If I am so angry that no one gets what he wants, it will be nerve-wracking and labor-intensive. Don’t compete with neighbors, relatives, and friends. Let him take care of the trivial matters of the children and grandchildren. If we endure hardship and enjoy ourselves together, gods will envy a good partner."

After listening to Remy's words, Dumbledore felt that his blood pressure was higher, at least as high as three or four floors!


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