i sold arms at hogwarts
Chapter 102 The new opening ceremony and Luna
Before the opening ceremony had begun, Remy made a large circle and quietly sneaked behind the professor's chair. He half-crouched and tugged on Principal Dumbledore's robe, selling him his military training plan.
Remy was spitting what he said, but Principal Dumbledore looked at Remy with a (?_?) expression the whole time. In the end, he waved his hand very perfunctorily and told Remy that he would seriously consider it and let Remy Go back to your seat and stay still.
Remy was very unhappy, not only because he failed to sell the military training plan, but more importantly, he suspected that Principal Dumbledore didn't listen carefully at all.
As the son of a professional lobbyist, Remy felt defeated, hurt, and broken.
Fortunately, his depression didn't last long. When he saw the embarrassed freshmen walking into the auditorium tremblingly, Remi's mood suddenly turned cloudy.
What's more enjoyable than watching fellow juniors step into the same pits they once stepped on?
Just like universities in the Muggle world, every year there are freshmen who try their best to pray for rain during military training. But what they don’t know is that at the same time, they are sophomores, juniors, seniors, and even master’s students and Ph.D. The graduate students and seniors are all begging for the scorching sun to shine in the sky.
Although this kind of behavior is somewhat immoral, anyone who has experienced that kind of happiness will understand.
Among the many freshmen, there was a little girl who stood out. She opened her big eyes and curiously observed everything around her. Even if her face was stained with a lot of mud, she did not show any stage fright.
She has long golden hair, and she uses the wand as a hairpin to tie up her hair. Her silver eyes look around indifferently, and the carrot-shaped earrings on her ears add a bit of eccentricity to her.
Like an elf born naturally, and like a little fairy coming to play in the world.
"Luna? She is indeed a girl named after the Moon Goddess. She is really unique...and eye-catching."
After a casual observation, Remy found that it was not just him who was observing Luna, but many people, and even their eyes were much more focused than Remy's.
"It turns out that Luna was once the center of attention. I just wonder how many people here will have their dreams shattered when Luna becomes a crazy girl?"
With a playful smile, Remy looked away from Luna and looked at Professor McGonagall.
Professor McGonagall is still the guide this year, and it seems that she completes this job every year.
The professorship is also the same as last year, with one less Quirrell and one more Grindelwald, who is now alias Green.
"I'm really looking forward to this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts course. I should be able to learn a lot of useful things, right? After I master the truly offensive magic, the magic gun project can be officially launched."
While thinking about the future, Remy watched the sorting ceremony.
The Sorting Hat sang a song again, but this time it was different from the one he heard last year. After asking the people next to him, he learned that the Sorting Hat had several sets of words.
This surprised Remy a little.
After the talent show, the Sorting Hat finally got down to business and started sorting the freshmen into different houses. Each new student received warm applause from the seniors in the same college.
Last year it was Harry Potter who received the warmest applause, this year it was Luna, followed by Ron's sister Ginny.
What Remy didn't expect was that amidst the thunderous applause and the expectant eyes of many eaglets, Luna walked straight up to sit next to him.
At that moment, Remi felt that the whole world was quiet for a moment, and then the eagles instantly evolved into eagles and cast a sharp eagle gaze on him.
And Luna's first words after sitting down completely confused Remy.
"You're weird," Luna said.
"I'm weird?"
Remy instantly transformed into an old man looking at his cell phone on the subway, extremely confused.
Crazy girl Luna actually said I was weird?
What is this?
"What's wrong with me? How normal I am... If you don't believe me, just ask them." Remy pointed at the classmate opposite him and said.
"Yeah, you're not surprised at all. You just took out a gun and fired it when you entered school last year."
"Speaking of last year's enrollment, I remember that you and Hermione were boyfriend and girlfriend, weren't you? How are you doing now?"
"That's right, haven't you been together for a long time? Why haven't I seen you doing activities together much since?"
"We broke up? Who changed his mind first?"
"Look, Hermione is looking at you! Seriously, if you don't believe me, look back!"
"Tell me, what's going on? Is there a conflict?"
……
For some reason, the topic suddenly brought up Remy's relationship history, which made Remy angry and itched his teeth.
"Please, can you please stop being such gossips? I just asked you to help me prove that I am a normal person. Do you need to add insult to injury like this?" Remy said angrily.
"It will definitely come in handy. We are here to help you explain clearly. Luna will definitely be able to make her own judgment after understanding whether you are normal or not."
"That's right, that's right, your matter is not a secret. No one knows about it."
"Maybe you don't know it yourself, but you are a big celebrity in our school, second only to Harry Potter."
"Yes, everyone in Hogwarts knows about your heroic deeds when you talked back to Professor Snape in class and was deducted more than 20 points!"
……
"You guys, even though I have just transferred to the hospital and I am not familiar with you, you are divided and exposed because of a mere beauty trap. You are too unscrupulous, aren't you?" Remy said angrily.
"Honey trap? Are you talking about me?" Luna tilted her head: "Thank you for the compliment."
Remy:…
I praise you for being a big-headed ghost!
"It's weird that they have so many gnat flies around their heads and you don't have one around your head," Luna continued.
It turns out that this is why I was called weird... I should have told you earlier!
"It turns out that's the case. Maybe I'm naturally optimistic, careless and carefree," Remy said.
Luna stared at Remy and slowly shook her head: "No, when anyone is troubled, you were troubled just now, but there was never any trouble around your head."
"Okay." Remy shrugged, then stretched out his hand to scratch the side of the senior's head and then pressed it on his own head: "Is it done now?"
I thought Luna would say there was still no or yes and let it go, but what Remy didn't expect was that Luna suddenly opened her already big eyes even wider.
"You can actually catch the harassing horsefly?!" Luna said in surprise.
wtf?
Did I catch a bug?Isn't that a creature that you imagined, Luna, that doesn't actually exist?I remember that the official statement was fiction!
But looking at Luna's shocked expression at this moment, could it be that the harassing flies... really exist?
Thinking of this possibility, Remy suddenly became interested.
Remy was spitting what he said, but Principal Dumbledore looked at Remy with a (?_?) expression the whole time. In the end, he waved his hand very perfunctorily and told Remy that he would seriously consider it and let Remy Go back to your seat and stay still.
Remy was very unhappy, not only because he failed to sell the military training plan, but more importantly, he suspected that Principal Dumbledore didn't listen carefully at all.
As the son of a professional lobbyist, Remy felt defeated, hurt, and broken.
Fortunately, his depression didn't last long. When he saw the embarrassed freshmen walking into the auditorium tremblingly, Remi's mood suddenly turned cloudy.
What's more enjoyable than watching fellow juniors step into the same pits they once stepped on?
Just like universities in the Muggle world, every year there are freshmen who try their best to pray for rain during military training. But what they don’t know is that at the same time, they are sophomores, juniors, seniors, and even master’s students and Ph.D. The graduate students and seniors are all begging for the scorching sun to shine in the sky.
Although this kind of behavior is somewhat immoral, anyone who has experienced that kind of happiness will understand.
Among the many freshmen, there was a little girl who stood out. She opened her big eyes and curiously observed everything around her. Even if her face was stained with a lot of mud, she did not show any stage fright.
She has long golden hair, and she uses the wand as a hairpin to tie up her hair. Her silver eyes look around indifferently, and the carrot-shaped earrings on her ears add a bit of eccentricity to her.
Like an elf born naturally, and like a little fairy coming to play in the world.
"Luna? She is indeed a girl named after the Moon Goddess. She is really unique...and eye-catching."
After a casual observation, Remy found that it was not just him who was observing Luna, but many people, and even their eyes were much more focused than Remy's.
"It turns out that Luna was once the center of attention. I just wonder how many people here will have their dreams shattered when Luna becomes a crazy girl?"
With a playful smile, Remy looked away from Luna and looked at Professor McGonagall.
Professor McGonagall is still the guide this year, and it seems that she completes this job every year.
The professorship is also the same as last year, with one less Quirrell and one more Grindelwald, who is now alias Green.
"I'm really looking forward to this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts course. I should be able to learn a lot of useful things, right? After I master the truly offensive magic, the magic gun project can be officially launched."
While thinking about the future, Remy watched the sorting ceremony.
The Sorting Hat sang a song again, but this time it was different from the one he heard last year. After asking the people next to him, he learned that the Sorting Hat had several sets of words.
This surprised Remy a little.
After the talent show, the Sorting Hat finally got down to business and started sorting the freshmen into different houses. Each new student received warm applause from the seniors in the same college.
Last year it was Harry Potter who received the warmest applause, this year it was Luna, followed by Ron's sister Ginny.
What Remy didn't expect was that amidst the thunderous applause and the expectant eyes of many eaglets, Luna walked straight up to sit next to him.
At that moment, Remi felt that the whole world was quiet for a moment, and then the eagles instantly evolved into eagles and cast a sharp eagle gaze on him.
And Luna's first words after sitting down completely confused Remy.
"You're weird," Luna said.
"I'm weird?"
Remy instantly transformed into an old man looking at his cell phone on the subway, extremely confused.
Crazy girl Luna actually said I was weird?
What is this?
"What's wrong with me? How normal I am... If you don't believe me, just ask them." Remy pointed at the classmate opposite him and said.
"Yeah, you're not surprised at all. You just took out a gun and fired it when you entered school last year."
"Speaking of last year's enrollment, I remember that you and Hermione were boyfriend and girlfriend, weren't you? How are you doing now?"
"That's right, haven't you been together for a long time? Why haven't I seen you doing activities together much since?"
"We broke up? Who changed his mind first?"
"Look, Hermione is looking at you! Seriously, if you don't believe me, look back!"
"Tell me, what's going on? Is there a conflict?"
……
For some reason, the topic suddenly brought up Remy's relationship history, which made Remy angry and itched his teeth.
"Please, can you please stop being such gossips? I just asked you to help me prove that I am a normal person. Do you need to add insult to injury like this?" Remy said angrily.
"It will definitely come in handy. We are here to help you explain clearly. Luna will definitely be able to make her own judgment after understanding whether you are normal or not."
"That's right, that's right, your matter is not a secret. No one knows about it."
"Maybe you don't know it yourself, but you are a big celebrity in our school, second only to Harry Potter."
"Yes, everyone in Hogwarts knows about your heroic deeds when you talked back to Professor Snape in class and was deducted more than 20 points!"
……
"You guys, even though I have just transferred to the hospital and I am not familiar with you, you are divided and exposed because of a mere beauty trap. You are too unscrupulous, aren't you?" Remy said angrily.
"Honey trap? Are you talking about me?" Luna tilted her head: "Thank you for the compliment."
Remy:…
I praise you for being a big-headed ghost!
"It's weird that they have so many gnat flies around their heads and you don't have one around your head," Luna continued.
It turns out that this is why I was called weird... I should have told you earlier!
"It turns out that's the case. Maybe I'm naturally optimistic, careless and carefree," Remy said.
Luna stared at Remy and slowly shook her head: "No, when anyone is troubled, you were troubled just now, but there was never any trouble around your head."
"Okay." Remy shrugged, then stretched out his hand to scratch the side of the senior's head and then pressed it on his own head: "Is it done now?"
I thought Luna would say there was still no or yes and let it go, but what Remy didn't expect was that Luna suddenly opened her already big eyes even wider.
"You can actually catch the harassing horsefly?!" Luna said in surprise.
wtf?
Did I catch a bug?Isn't that a creature that you imagined, Luna, that doesn't actually exist?I remember that the official statement was fiction!
But looking at Luna's shocked expression at this moment, could it be that the harassing flies... really exist?
Thinking of this possibility, Remy suddenly became interested.
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