NOVEL NEXT I opened a blind box at Hogwarts
Chapter 106 Don't Call Me Jojo
Chapter 106 Don't Call Me Jojo
The little girl always had a surprised expression. She poked her head around the Lihen Bookstore. A pair of carrot-shaped earrings could be seen in her golden hair. She held up a long list in her hand, but behind the list was a pair of A "quibbler" magazine.
The Quibbler magazine has a very personal cover and Joshua can recognize it at first sight.
This weekly magazine, known as the worst-selling magazine in the UK, is hard to appear in the hands of wizards, because the sales are really bad.
"You are a freshman at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft, right? My name is Joshua Joestar," Joshua smiled and stretched out his hand enthusiastically. He already recognized the little girl in front of him.
Luna Lovegood!
"It's you, JOJO!" Luna yelled and opened the magazine in her hand, pointing to the photo on it, and that photo was Joshua. Joshua didn't care what the title was, but it was the first part of the content. In a word, Qiao Shuya almost fainted on the spot.
"Joshua-Jostar, hereinafter referred to as JOJO"
The insane tone of the whole article and the attack on current events can be seen from the hands of Mr. Lovegood. After all, a large part of the reason why he is not popular enough is because of him.
Joshua wanted to refute subconsciously, but when he thought that Luna already had the Quibbler magazine in his hands, it meant that this magazine had already been released. Although it was not very popular, some people would still buy it.
Luna bounced up to Joshua, blinked at the helpless Joshua and said, "My dad has always wanted to do an exclusive interview with you, but unfortunately he never had the chance!"
Luna hesitated again and again and offered an invitation to Joshua, "I wonder if you can agree to come to the editor-in-chief's home for an exclusive interview?"
"I refuse, unless you ask the editor-in-chief not to call me JOJO in the future!" Joshua put his hands on his shoulders and raised his head slightly, making the angle between his chin and the ground present a 45-degree angle, and perfectly showing what is called a 45-degree new house Tsundere
Luna took a step back with the Quibbler in her arms and looked embarrassed.
Seeing this scene, Joshua complained wildly in his heart, "Why do you show such an expression on such a simple matter? Or is it not your father, but what you want?"
"It seems that my father's expectations can't be fulfilled. The name JOJO is very nice, and I like it very much, so I can only see you again!" Luna raised her light golden and playful eyebrows, and ran away
Joshua stretched out his palm to keep him, but Luna ran so fast that she didn't know if she heard Joshua's last words.
"You haven't bought the book yet."
When the depressed Joshua returned to the Leaky Cauldron, he heard his father drinking loudly as soon as he entered the door.
"Mr. Granger, we two hit it off right away, why not?" Mr. Joestar said with a flushed cheek for a long time.
Ms. Joestar desperately went to snatch the wine glass in Mr. Joestar's hand. Obviously, Mr. Joestar didn't drink much, but he drank a lot today.
"Hi!" The belching Mr. Weasley seemed to have a proposal, "Why don't we become father and son, it sounds like a good relationship."
And Mr. Weasley's proposal was warmly approved by Mr. Granger, whose eyes were blurred and he could barely stand upright with Mrs. Granger's support.
The outrageous behavior of the three of them almost became the focus of everyone in the Leaky Cauldron, and even the owner of the bar, Old Tom, kept applauding and nodding, looking expectantly as if there would be another "legendary" story in the Leaky Cauldron after today.
Joshua covered his face. It was too embarrassing, but he couldn't let the two of them go. He just wanted to go there, but one of them took the lead.
"Arthur, what are you doing!" The sudden loud roar made all the tables, chairs and benches in the bar tremble.
"I've only been away for less than an hour. Look what you've done. I don't know how to tell the children what kind of person your father is!"
Mrs. Weasley's loud voice is a good hangover spell. Mr. Weasley and two other people woke up together and saw the gloating smiles of everyone around them. At the same time, they also thought of the absurd behavior of the previous three people, and suddenly felt ashamed
"What happened, Joshua?" Hermione appeared behind Joshua holding a pile of books, and beside her was Harry who was also holding a pile of books.
It's just that Hermione's face is full of joy, while Harry's face is tired.
And Ron and Ginny, who were walking with Harry, supported their heads and wanted to see the excitement.
"Don't mention it," Joshua said sadly while resting his forehead, "You have a share too."
Joshua can understand very well that in a large group of wizards, it is possible to meet a family composed of non-wizards. The Joestar family is very similar to the Granger family, and it is normal to say that they hit it off.
Although Mr. Weasley is a wizard, he is more like a Muggle. He also likes Muggles. It is normal for the three of them to be able to shout together. It is a proposal to bring the relationship between father and son closer. A farce, no wonder Mrs. Weasley was furious.
When Hermione saw her parents in the middle of the crowd, she blushed and covered her cheeks with the book in her hand
Ginny's gaze was always on Harry, which was different from her brother Ron, who looked at his father with a worried face. If she was beaten by her mother here, there must be a lot more in Malfoy's place. The joke of the Weasleys.
Harry, on the other hand, looked around with great interest, mainly because he had nothing to do with him, and this was the first time he had encountered such a situation.
Mrs. Weasley's loud voice was still there, and Joshua ran to his parents, and pulled the two of them out of the Leaky Cauldron in front of everyone's hot eyes.
"It's time for the farce to end, Dad~" Seeing his father, Joshua, he couldn't help but start to reprimand, while Mr. Joestar, who realized how ridiculous he was, lowered his head, and Ms. Joestar, who was beside him, rolled her eyes. I was so angry that I couldn't speak.
Among the three members of the family, only Mr. Joestar can drive, but he has drunk a lot of alcohol now. Although the punishment for drunk driving in the UK is not very severe, it will be dangerous to drive again. Ms. Joestar is going to call a taxi. But Joshua suggested that they take the bus.
Knight bus.
In the evening, the fiery red sunset seemed to light up the skyline, and Mr. Joestar, who had just got off the Knight Bus, vomited madly while holding the electric pole in front of his house.
The knight bus jumping up and down also upset Mr. Joestar's stomach.
Faced with his mother's questioning, Joshua could only show his innocence.
(End of this chapter)
The little girl always had a surprised expression. She poked her head around the Lihen Bookstore. A pair of carrot-shaped earrings could be seen in her golden hair. She held up a long list in her hand, but behind the list was a pair of A "quibbler" magazine.
The Quibbler magazine has a very personal cover and Joshua can recognize it at first sight.
This weekly magazine, known as the worst-selling magazine in the UK, is hard to appear in the hands of wizards, because the sales are really bad.
"You are a freshman at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft, right? My name is Joshua Joestar," Joshua smiled and stretched out his hand enthusiastically. He already recognized the little girl in front of him.
Luna Lovegood!
"It's you, JOJO!" Luna yelled and opened the magazine in her hand, pointing to the photo on it, and that photo was Joshua. Joshua didn't care what the title was, but it was the first part of the content. In a word, Qiao Shuya almost fainted on the spot.
"Joshua-Jostar, hereinafter referred to as JOJO"
The insane tone of the whole article and the attack on current events can be seen from the hands of Mr. Lovegood. After all, a large part of the reason why he is not popular enough is because of him.
Joshua wanted to refute subconsciously, but when he thought that Luna already had the Quibbler magazine in his hands, it meant that this magazine had already been released. Although it was not very popular, some people would still buy it.
Luna bounced up to Joshua, blinked at the helpless Joshua and said, "My dad has always wanted to do an exclusive interview with you, but unfortunately he never had the chance!"
Luna hesitated again and again and offered an invitation to Joshua, "I wonder if you can agree to come to the editor-in-chief's home for an exclusive interview?"
"I refuse, unless you ask the editor-in-chief not to call me JOJO in the future!" Joshua put his hands on his shoulders and raised his head slightly, making the angle between his chin and the ground present a 45-degree angle, and perfectly showing what is called a 45-degree new house Tsundere
Luna took a step back with the Quibbler in her arms and looked embarrassed.
Seeing this scene, Joshua complained wildly in his heart, "Why do you show such an expression on such a simple matter? Or is it not your father, but what you want?"
"It seems that my father's expectations can't be fulfilled. The name JOJO is very nice, and I like it very much, so I can only see you again!" Luna raised her light golden and playful eyebrows, and ran away
Joshua stretched out his palm to keep him, but Luna ran so fast that she didn't know if she heard Joshua's last words.
"You haven't bought the book yet."
When the depressed Joshua returned to the Leaky Cauldron, he heard his father drinking loudly as soon as he entered the door.
"Mr. Granger, we two hit it off right away, why not?" Mr. Joestar said with a flushed cheek for a long time.
Ms. Joestar desperately went to snatch the wine glass in Mr. Joestar's hand. Obviously, Mr. Joestar didn't drink much, but he drank a lot today.
"Hi!" The belching Mr. Weasley seemed to have a proposal, "Why don't we become father and son, it sounds like a good relationship."
And Mr. Weasley's proposal was warmly approved by Mr. Granger, whose eyes were blurred and he could barely stand upright with Mrs. Granger's support.
The outrageous behavior of the three of them almost became the focus of everyone in the Leaky Cauldron, and even the owner of the bar, Old Tom, kept applauding and nodding, looking expectantly as if there would be another "legendary" story in the Leaky Cauldron after today.
Joshua covered his face. It was too embarrassing, but he couldn't let the two of them go. He just wanted to go there, but one of them took the lead.
"Arthur, what are you doing!" The sudden loud roar made all the tables, chairs and benches in the bar tremble.
"I've only been away for less than an hour. Look what you've done. I don't know how to tell the children what kind of person your father is!"
Mrs. Weasley's loud voice is a good hangover spell. Mr. Weasley and two other people woke up together and saw the gloating smiles of everyone around them. At the same time, they also thought of the absurd behavior of the previous three people, and suddenly felt ashamed
"What happened, Joshua?" Hermione appeared behind Joshua holding a pile of books, and beside her was Harry who was also holding a pile of books.
It's just that Hermione's face is full of joy, while Harry's face is tired.
And Ron and Ginny, who were walking with Harry, supported their heads and wanted to see the excitement.
"Don't mention it," Joshua said sadly while resting his forehead, "You have a share too."
Joshua can understand very well that in a large group of wizards, it is possible to meet a family composed of non-wizards. The Joestar family is very similar to the Granger family, and it is normal to say that they hit it off.
Although Mr. Weasley is a wizard, he is more like a Muggle. He also likes Muggles. It is normal for the three of them to be able to shout together. It is a proposal to bring the relationship between father and son closer. A farce, no wonder Mrs. Weasley was furious.
When Hermione saw her parents in the middle of the crowd, she blushed and covered her cheeks with the book in her hand
Ginny's gaze was always on Harry, which was different from her brother Ron, who looked at his father with a worried face. If she was beaten by her mother here, there must be a lot more in Malfoy's place. The joke of the Weasleys.
Harry, on the other hand, looked around with great interest, mainly because he had nothing to do with him, and this was the first time he had encountered such a situation.
Mrs. Weasley's loud voice was still there, and Joshua ran to his parents, and pulled the two of them out of the Leaky Cauldron in front of everyone's hot eyes.
"It's time for the farce to end, Dad~" Seeing his father, Joshua, he couldn't help but start to reprimand, while Mr. Joestar, who realized how ridiculous he was, lowered his head, and Ms. Joestar, who was beside him, rolled her eyes. I was so angry that I couldn't speak.
Among the three members of the family, only Mr. Joestar can drive, but he has drunk a lot of alcohol now. Although the punishment for drunk driving in the UK is not very severe, it will be dangerous to drive again. Ms. Joestar is going to call a taxi. But Joshua suggested that they take the bus.
Knight bus.
In the evening, the fiery red sunset seemed to light up the skyline, and Mr. Joestar, who had just got off the Knight Bus, vomited madly while holding the electric pole in front of his house.
The knight bus jumping up and down also upset Mr. Joestar's stomach.
Faced with his mother's questioning, Joshua could only show his innocence.
(End of this chapter)
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