I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

Although Yuan Gong has the demeanor of a teacher, Xu Qing still feels somewhat uncomfortable.

Inciting his cat to play with fire—only the monkey could do such a thing!

He should have foreseen the monkey's nature; even after achieving immortality, a monkey remains a monkey.

It's rare for anyone to take advantage of the monkey.

The sword technique divine technique learned by Xuan Yu is still marked with a price.

Xu Qing doesn't want to be led by Yuan Gong; he once again unfolds the Divine Travel Celestial Scripture, locking onto the location of Baiyun Cave.

The Water Corpse's magical power is temporarily depleted, but Xu Qing is not worried.

The forest energy in Yunmeng Mountain is abundant; he can still use the Fur Zombie Transformation. Even if he encounters the old fox's distraction, he still has the power to fight.

Wood and fire complement each other; if forest power cannot overpower the old fox, he can still use the Fire Zombie Transformation.

Aligned with the Five Elements, Xu Qing layers on protections, forming a closed-loop of magical power by himself.

Taking advantage of his large strength, Xu Qing speeds up, unfolding the Celestial Scripture and determining the location—in the next instant, he appears before Baiyun Cave.

Once again, the massive Taishi Peak blocks the cave entrance, ancient vines and green moss sprawling across, the old cliff face full of the marks of age.

The only difference is that the entrance of Baiyun Cave now has a girl child, eyes closed and silent, resembling a stone sculpture.

Seemingly sensing Xu Qing's presence, the girl child frowns slightly, the lashes beneath her eyelids fluttering continuously, as if trapped in a nightmare.

Xu Qing dares not act rashly; clearly, Xuan Yu has already entered a dream. If distracted by external interference, it could greatly risk a failure in the dream battle.

However, though he cannot interfere with Xuan Yu, he can still trouble the old fox in Baiyun Cave!

Xu Qing reaches the entrance of Baiyun Cave, releasing his aura toward the cave.

Meanwhile, in the illusionary realm constructed by the Saint, a cat and a fox, a girl child and an old woman, are engaged in an intense magical battle.

The Saint sees Xuan Yu silent after entering the dream and attacking her with weapons, feeling slight annoyance at heart.

The old fox has cultivated for a long time, knowledgeable and broadminded, equipped with eye recognition divine techniques that can discern yin and yang energies, and it recognizes Xuan Yu as a Nine-Life Profound Cat.

However, the cat only has eight avatars, instantly recalling the Nine Revolutions Mysterious Pill that Baiyun Daoist refined from that Profound Cat years ago.

Moreover, it seems that this Profound Cat has many ties to Xu Qing, who recently injured it severely.

The opponent severed its distraction just to make it pay for the old debt of refining medicine by hunting Profound Cats in the Ruyi Temple.

But why does this cat come looking for it now?

The Saint secretly summons the ghost-head divine knife, with a sinister face saying, "You have nine lives; losing one hardly matters. Speaking of old grudges, your lover has already made me suffer days ago, losing my distraction which just repays one of your lives. So why do you cling onto me?"

Xuan Yu's small face filled with animosity, shouted, "Stinking fox, you taught the evil technique, causing me to lose life. I've never forgotten this grudge for seven years. Xu Immortal avenged me, severing your distraction; won't you let this rest?"

"Demons hold grudges more than humans; stinking fox, you can deceive others but not me!"

"..."

The Saint's old face turns dark, ready to reply when suddenly she smells a familiar scent.

The scent is extremely yin and evil, yet mixed with intensely pure and virtuous incense energy; who else could it be but the dual-faced youth wielding the giant axe?

Within the illusionary realm, the Saint's nostrils flared as she sniffed carefully; upon detecting Xu Qing's scent, the old fox's expression visibly changed.

But in that very moment of distraction, Xuan Yu seized upon the flaw.

Eight avatars swept forward accompanied by black demon mist toward the old woman standing at the front of Baiyun Cave.

The Saint instinctively summoned the ghost dogs from the ghost-head divine knife to fend them off, yet she didn't notice one of Xuan Yu's avatars approaching her.

This avatar wasn't holding a sword or knife, but rather clutching two Female and Male Sword Pills in its palm.

Enemies meeting eachother, their anger was heightened.

The old woman sniffed Xu Qing's scent, holding hatred in her heart. Despite her claim as the Saint Aunty, she never received human public merit, unlike Xu Qing, who not only had endless incense virtues but also formed a wishing power deity.

If it were merely this, the old fox might at most be jealous, not hateful; but here's the problem, the person who embodies sagehood and kindness almost tattooed on their forehead quickly saw through her poser act as a divine being, decisively showing engagement as an enemy.

This sense of disparity caused the Saint Aunty, who had feigned her whole life and widely admired by mortals, to instantly reveal her true form, seemingly returning to the old days of wandering disliked and pitiful, walking with a cane.

The ghost-head divine knife chopped towards the nearby avatars, the old woman believed her forged divine knife could easily extinguish several avatars, yet she didn't foresee, on the verge of contact, dozens of thousands strands of golden incense suddenly bursts from the girl child's hand ahead.

The girl child draped in black clothing, graceful and light, was cloaked in a layer of sacred radiance.

The Saint's eyelids trembled, unconsciously tightening her grip on the bamboo staff.

A mere cat, yet possessing such a vast amount of incense wishing power.

Though it wasn't as pure as that brought by Bao Sheng Temple's incense, it surpassed in quantity.

How many good deeds must be done to accumulate such incense?

Jealousy makes one unrecognizable.

The old woman's face was awfully ominous, faintly revealing the face of an aged white vixen!

"Little kitten, today I'll devour your fate, and later when I am free, I'll take over your temple—as long as stories of the Saint Aunty's immortality are still sung across the world!"