I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

When he looked down for a second glance, Second Master Feng finally realized.

"My dear Mother! This is a haunting!"

Second Master Feng, as if electrocuted, tossed the cage away, but who knew which scoundrel tied the birdcage firmly to his belt, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't throw it away.

"Uncle, I'm sorry for disrespecting you, please don't haunt me, I was forced into this, others pushed me. If you truly have grievances, someday I'll burn more paper money for you and get someone to burn a few hens for you. Grievances have their sources and debts their collectors, please don't come looking for me..."

The uncle in the cage fluttered his wings until Second Master Feng couldn't throw the cage away, and began to mournfully wail while hugging the birdcage; only then did Uncle steady his form.

What kind of madness is this Galloping Immortal Disciple having? I'm not dead yet, why are you mourning me already?

Uncle tilted his head, utterly baffled.

Beside him, Ji Ruinian helped up the disgraceful Second Master Feng, hastily thanked everyone, and quickly pulled him away from the dock.

"Stop crying! Uncle isn't dead."

"Huh? Not dead? I tasted it myself, it was delicious, how could he not be dead..."

"..."

Ji Ruinian opened his sleeve, and a small Willow Immortal peeked its head out.

"I don't really understand this either, but now that I think about it, that eunuch was just trying to scare us. But no matter what, it turns out Uncle and our little Willow Immortal are fine, it's a misfortune turned fortunate."

Second Master Feng awoke as if from a dream, but now, when he looked towards Uncle's cockeyed, silly gaze, he instinctively wanted to avoid it. That hidden guilt, however, was impossible to cover up.

"Uncle, from now on, whatever you want to eat, just eat it. I will definitely treat you doubly well from now on..."

Uncle, hearing this, joyously flapped his wings and clucked away, thinking to himself he really hadn't chosen the wrong person to follow.

...

Underground Street, Funeral Shop.

Xuan Yu was extremely happy today, it chose the right person! Xu Immortal Family following it means it found the right cat!

By now, the sky was already bright, Xu Qing just planned to enter the morgue to observe the growth history of a Chief Eunuch when a regular customer walked into the shop.

At the entrance, Shang Shaoyang, who hadn't appeared for a long time, limped into the shop.

Behind him, a quintessentially southern-looking young lady was trying to reach out and support him.

"I already told you not to touch me! Miss Gu, I am now a cripple, why do you still cling to me? Are you truly willing to serve a lame husband for a lifetime?"

As he spoke, Shang Shaoyang flung Miss Gu's hand away and sat on a coffin board in front of Xu Qing.

"Mr. Shang, what are you up to?"

Instead of answering, Shang Shaoyang asked, "Shopkeeper Xu, the burial plot and coffin I ordered here, are they still valid?"

"Look at how you put that, Mr. Shang, you are an Iron Certificate member of our shop, these arrangements are valid anytime, as long as our shop is here."

"Great!" Shang Shaoyang turned to Miss Gu, "Did you hear that? I'm now just waiting to die early and reincarnate soon. Why do you keep holding onto someone as aimless and wasteful as me?"

Hearing this, Miss Gu bit her lip, put on a stern face, and walked up to Xu Qing.

"Get me one of those Iron Certificate memberships too. If we die, you must bury us together. We shared the same quilt in life, and we want the same tomb in death!"

Xu Qing frowned, looking at the young couple in front of him.

So, you two came here first thing in the morning to flaunt your love?