Chapter 45 Robbery? Beggars...
Chapter 45 Robbery? Beggars...
Seeing that the three of PDD were looking for a job, the barrage in the live broadcast room was very exciting.
"Saozhu Saozhu, go move bricks, I have moved bricks for ten years, and then I will teach you the skills of moving bricks!"
"Move, how long does it take for three people to move bricks to buy a gun, believe me, go and rob the store! There are too many bank security guards to start with, and some small stores are easy to start with. If you rob a few, you can buy a gun with capital!"
"It's too dangerous. I think it's better to ask sister Zhou to borrow a few hundred yuan and then grab the whole knife first!! No, three!"
"Why do you always want to commit crimes? Can't you make some money in a decent way?? I recommend Sao Zhu to go straight to performing arts!! Pretend to be a monkey!"
"Upstairs, are you trying to laugh me to death? Pretend to be a monkey? Have you ever seen such a fat monkey? Pig monkey?"
"Your thinking is too limited! Why do you insist on robbing bars by yourself? I think it's better to join the gangsters!! Go straight into the gangsters!! Maybe you can get a boss!"
"Those years when I was the boss in Luo Sheng, the story of the gangster situation?? Is the way so wild?"
"Hey, Saozhu, like this, didn't Franklin go to Mike's house to steal a car once in the first few chapters? You should go steal a car too!! Find a rich area, and you can get rich if you do it!! "
"Stealing a car...wouldn't be better if three people went to rob it. There are guns in the rich districts. When the time comes, the pig will be shot five times. That will really make me laugh to death!"
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Looking at the bullet screen in his live broadcast room, PDD rolled his eyes: "You mother, move bricks, steal cars, join gangs, rob... Are you devils? There is no reliable way to make money?"
Eggplant and Da Sima also agreed at this time.
Eggplant: "Hey, are these fans serious fans? Damn, some of them asked me to find a rich woman as a bodyguard, and some even asked me to work in the bar just now!"
Da Sima sighed: "They asked me to be a mannequin, they also asked me to distribute leaflets, and another asked me to be a taxi driver..."
Listening to the words of the two, PDD couldn't help but chuckle. Sure enough, everyone's fans are so unreliable. Thinking about it this way, it seems that their psychology has become more balanced.
But no matter how unreliable it is, I still need to get some money, otherwise it will be embarrassing to starve to death...
Frowning and thinking for a while, PDD's eyes lit up: "Yes!"
"Let's go rob!"
Da Sima:...
eggplant:....
PDD: "Oh, there is no way to do it now, don't worry, when we get the money, we will give it to him ten times, then there is nothing to be dissatisfied with!"
The corners of Eggplant and Da Sima's mouths twitched.
I never thought that one day they would actually rob in the game, this is simply... so simple.
But there is no way, life forces it...
Deciding to rob the store, the three began to look for targets.
The gun store... was killed by then, and the food store... is it for mother and child? Can't do it... fast food restaurant? There are so many people, a bunch of people will rush out and beat the three of us...
The three of them watched for a while on the street, and finally the eggplant couldn't help it anymore: "Damn you, what the hell, no store is allowed, the more you look at it, the more you can't let it go, what the hell is going on, what the hell will I do if I go down again?" I didn’t even have the strength to move.”
Da Sima and PDD were also a little irritable.
What the hell, this game is too real, those shops are either full of orphans and widows, or there are too many thieves in the shops.
After watching for so long, the more the three of them watched, the more they didn't know what to do.
It was PDD who made the decision: "Okay, don't look for it anymore, the more you look for it, the more you will lose your target, just that, the food store! Let's grab that one!"
Da Sima and Qiezi looked at each other, and they both nodded.
The three of them took a short rest on the side of the road, and then entered the shop directly.
"what do you need?"
Looking at the burly man in front of the three of them, PDD insisted on not uttering the word robbery, which had already reached his throat.
After a while, the eggplant gritted his teeth: "Robbery!"
As if the air had stopped, the smile on the big man's face froze for a moment.
After talking about the robbery, the three of PDD also looked at the big man with some uneasy eyes.
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"Ah!! What the hell, P, Qie, and Da finally started their gangster journey in a fast food restaurant! Brothers, this is a day worth remembering!!"
"Everyone is numb, this damn, the store manager must be 1.9 meters tall, what the hell, PDD is a fat man, Da Sima is a middle-aged man, eggplant is also full of fat, this will be determined later Won't you be chased and beaten?"
"Should... no way, three to one, shouldn't be so embarrassing, right?"
"Well... I think it might be embarrassing. I just said to move bricks. Saozhu won't listen to me, otherwise why would it be so embarrassing."
"Actually, it's not very embarrassing. As long as you're not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Sao Zhu didn't dare to speak when he saw this big guy, and Da Sima shrank to the back. Sure enough, this kind of thing still depends on eggplant!"
"I bet 50 cents, PDD and the three of them will be beaten on the ground by this big guy!! Hahahahahaha."
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Looking at the big guy in front of him, PDD felt a little flustered, what the hell, so many fans are watching, if he gets beaten up, where will he put his face!
After Eggplant said this, he also regretted it. The three of them are fat and old. If they get into a fight with the big guy in front of them, wouldn't it be embarrassing?
After the three famous anchors entered the gay Internet cafe, it was reported that the three anchors were violently beaten by game NPCs? ?
Just thinking about it makes me feel embarrassed.
As for Da Sima, he was ready to run away at any time.
Although the damage he received in the game was fake, but he hurts! ! Not only does it hurt! He is still ashamed! ! Thinking of his little dignity of a middle-aged man, Da Sima felt that he could only feel sorry for PDD.
Just when the three of them had their own ideas, the big man in front of him sighed.
"Well, it's not easy for everyone now, and it's not easy to see that you can come in and beg for food." After speaking, the big man turned around and took two ugly dollars and handed them to PDD.
Hearing what the big man said, the somewhat dazed PDD took the money subconsciously.
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Until the time of leaving the store, PDD felt a little dazed.
What the hell, it's fine to go into the game and rob an NPC, and be pitied by the NPC? beggar?
He wanted to return the money in his hand to the man, but PDD thought about the current situation of the three of them, and decided to hold off for the time being.
Walking out of the store, the three of them looked at each other, feeling inexplicably sad.
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