I Declared Myself A Lolicon

✦ Prologue ✦

「Translator – Creator」

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“Damn it, guys… I love lolis…!” I slurred, my voice thick with alcohol.

And with that, the chat exploded in a torrent of question marks and incredulous exclamations.

— ??

— ?

— What?

— What the hell, dude?

— ??????

I wasn’t even sure what I was saying anymore. The alcohol was making my head spin. But I didn’t stop there. I stood up, slamming my fists on the desk, and declared to my viewers,

Thud—!

“From this moment forward, I, Yang Seo-ah, shall become one with… all the lolis in the world! I shall unite with all the soft, adorable loli girls in existence!!!”

— Has she finally lost it?

— What is happening?

— Just don’t actually “become one” with them lol? 

— She just doxxed herself, lol

— For real, hehe

“Please, just let me become one with them once!!!”

— Crazy bitch lol

— Unnie… I think I’m losing my mind…

— Eek lol

— Is the stream going to get banned tomorrow?

— Thank you for loving Ritka’s broadcasts until now

— Lol

As the chat window filled with “lol” responses to my desperate cry, I felt a strange sense of elation and collapsed face-first towards my keyboard.

Thump—!

“Ugh…”

[The stream has ended.]

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