I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Tang Sanzang looked at the destination in front of him, feeling a little flustered.

Although the Nether Ghost King in Feng Capital treated him very well, after all, not every city has a Nether Ghost King.

No one can guarantee that there will be something squatting here.

He found that Buddhism is very shrewd in doing things now, and they are all waiting for him in places he cannot avoid.

What the hell, is to arrange for him to die.

"What are you thinking? There are so many dangers, you are suffering from paranoia!"

Sun Wukong said angrily.

If it weren't for the persecution of Buddhism, why would so many monsters trouble Tang Sanzang, would they be willing to die?

Besides, if you practice diligently, you can still hope for longevity.

But what is the use of eating Tang Sanzang except for the full greasy feeling?

"It's fine if you don't!"

Tang Sanzang completely relaxed.

Very good, this time it can pass easily and happily.

If it weren't for worrying that extreme joy would lead to sorrow, he would want to make waves now.

"Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. He traveled all over the world according to the order of the Buddha. He passed through the expensive land in exchange for a certificate of customs clearance. Please inform the benefactor!"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly asked the guard to inform him, so that he could leave this paradise that he couldn't bear anymore.

"Holy Monk, wait a moment!"

After the guard performed a Buddhist ritual, he returned to the Marquis Mansion to report.

From this detail, it can be seen that this has a strong atmosphere of worshiping Buddha in Bojun.

Tang Sanzang didn't have to wait long, and soon an old man in a purple robe greeted him.

"The Holy Monk's visit to the house is really radiant! I'll ask my servants to prepare a good fast meal for the Holy Monk to enjoy!"

The old man looked at Tang Sanzang and his party, and found that Tang Sanzang was fat and big-eared, he was slightly taken aback, but he did not fake his identity as a monk, so he greeted him very politely.

Mainly Ao Shuang and Zhu Bajie who followed Tang Sanzang, they were not ordinary at first glance.

Obviously, this holy monk from the Tang Dynasty is a person who can subdue demons.

Although he and Bojun are peaceful and peaceful, and have never heard of any monsters causing trouble, but who would dislike such an expert who knows so little?

It may be possible to use it when it is available, so be polite.

In particular, Tang Sanzang is still a monk with status, which is in line with his requirements.

"I don't know if the benefactor is..."

Tang Sanzang asked with some doubts.

Is this a bit too polite?

It's not that he didn't meet mortals who showed a little respect to him, but those ordinary people were more perfunctory to him, and those with status were somewhat arrogant.

Even a small country that sincerely pays homage to the Buddha is not the same as the prince in front of him.

Just after hearing the name, I arranged a fast meal, which is really too considerate.

As the saying goes, if there is nothing to be courteous, if you are not a traitor, you will be a thief!

I'm afraid that the Marquis of this county has a special purpose.

"Old man Li Boda, Tian is the Marquis of Hebo Commandery, and has been worshiping the Buddha all his life. He really yearns for such eminent monks as holy monks. Every time he meets him, he will entertain him once or twice!"

Junhou Li Boda explained respectfully.

"???"

Tang Sanzang had a question mark on his face.

A Taoist monk?How did he attain the Dao? Why didn’t he know it himself?

Moreover, this old guy obviously didn't tell the truth, he didn't believe this set of excuses.

But forget it, no matter how much you hide it, it has nothing to do with him, anyway, he doesn't plan to stay here anymore.

On the contrary, he is yearning, and he can satisfy this point.

"Amitabha, since the benefactor is so yearning to become an eminent monk, the poor monk can be your ordealer and turn the benefactor into my Buddhist disciple!"

Tang Sanzang said with a holy face.

Since you are longing for admiration, then satisfy your wishes.

After becoming a monk, you can become an eminent monk yourself, and then you don't need to yearn for it.

"Forehead.."

The corner of Li Boda's mouth twitched.

This fat monk can't speak at all, so he didn't realize that it was just a scene, and he actually took it seriously.

It is crazy for him to quit being a good county marquis and go to become a monk.

"The holy monk was joking, the fast meal has been prepared, and the holy monk is invited to eat first!"

Li Boda changed the topic directly, and wanted to lead Tang Sanzang and his party into the living room.

"Cut~ This topic change is really blunt!"

Tang Sanzang looked disdainful, complained, but still followed.

The monster eats everything, it's just a vegetarian meal, he can't eat it anyway.

All he wanted to do now was to exchange for the customs clearance document earlier so that he could leave here earlier.

"Forehead.."

County Marquis Li Boda froze, apparently hearing Tang Sanzang's complaints.

Damn, I really want to kill this fat monk.

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===Chapter 500 What? Let me teach him?===

"Bah! It's so unpalatable!"

Looking at a large table of materials, Tang Sanzang frowned after eating two mouthfuls, and when Li Boda was not paying attention, he spit out what he had eaten.

Why is this so unpalatable?

How did he come here before, and he was able to bear it.

It seems that a dead thing like Buddhism really shouldn't harm the world.

It is because of Buddhism that he has missed so many good things, but fortunately he has changed his ways.

In fact, the vegetarian food at this table is already very good, and Li Boda has already put his heart into it, but he met Tang Sanzang, a wine and meat monk, and this time he was still pretending to be garlic.

Sun Wukong frowned slightly.

The system prompt tone has not sounded until now, it seems that Fomen should not have any arrangements here.

Except for a little bit of Buddhist atmosphere in the whole Hebo County, there is nothing unusual about it.

It's no wonder, after all, there are so many things to deal with, it's hard to be happy.

Sun Wukong didn't think too much about it.

Now that Tang Sanzang is already at war, it doesn't make much sense for him to take action.

Just let him scare himself first, and make up for it later.

"Amitabha, benefactor, this clearance certificate..."

Tang Sanzang put down his chopsticks and asked.

If he couldn't finish this fast meal, he should change the customs clearance document and leave.

When the time comes to a new place, he will be able to drink heavily again, eat large pieces of meat, and have a good time.

"Holy Monk, it's not urgent. Is it because these vegetarian dishes are not to your taste?"

Li Boda noticed that Tang Sanzang basically didn't move his chopsticks, and asked in surprise.

"Amitabha, the benefactor is thinking too much. These dishes are very good. It's just that the poor monk is following the order of the Buddha of the Western Paradise to travel around. It's not good to stay here, and he needs to leave as soon as possible!"

Tang Sanzang began to lie without blushing or panting.

"That's good. Since these vegetarian dishes are very suitable for the holy monk, I will stay in this county for a while. As for the customs clearance certificate, there is no rush!"

"What's more, I still have something to ask, and I hope the holy monk will not refuse!"

Li Boda directly spoke out to persuade him to stay, and at the same time exposed his purpose.

"what?"

Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded.

Still staying for a while, just kidding.

A vegetarian meal is almost killing him, and if he stays for a few more days, he might as well die straight away.

The reason why he gritted his teeth and became a vegetarian was because he didn't want to get carried away, and was used by Monkey King to make him suffer.

But if you really stay here, you will really suffer.

As for asking for something?

This was already in his expectation.

Li Boda, Marquis of this county, just didn't want to exchange him for a certificate of customs clearance, obviously he was hiding something.

Seeing that he is leaving now, he no longer hides.

It's just that it's none of your business, hang on high!

There is nothing that can stop him from leaving now.

Is it called a problem when a mortal encounters a difficult problem?

Just let one of Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing make a move, and he can solve it with a wave of his hand, without delaying his schedule at all.

"Amitabha, please tell me who is a benefactor, the poor monk who can help is duty-bound!"

Tang Sanzang looked complacent.

There is nothing in this world that can be difficult for him, or it is difficult for Monkey King.

Even if it is to have a child, he has given birth himself, so it is not difficult.

"In this way, there will be Saint Monk Lao!"

Li Boda thanked Tang Sanzang first, and then continued:

"I am very old, I love him very much. I am 12 years old this year, and I have developed an arrogant and domineering character, but I have nothing to do with him, so I want to find a master for him, and I want to ask the holy monk to teach him a little bit!"

"What the hell?"

Tang Sanzang was immediately stunned.

He originally thought that Li Boda had encountered some kind of demon and ghost, and he needed to subdue him.

Unexpectedly, he turned out to find a master for his son.

But, how could it be him?

Although he accepted Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing as three apprentices, all three of them ignored him.

If you want, just call him.

When he ignored him, he turned around and sold him.

He really has no experience as a master.

"Amitabha, why choose a poor monk instead of a benefactor?"

Tang Sanzang asked curiously.

Aren't all the students you can find at random are better than him, why choose him!