I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

What a fucking fart.

Even if Tang Sanzang is fake, but with this golden film, it must be true.

This is a miracle!

But the presiding old monk felt that it was okay, and he felt a little uncomfortable, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

Get this fat man into the temple first, and there will be plenty of opportunities to deal with him later.

"Amitabha, it turns out that the Great Tang Sage Monk is in person. I have offended you a lot before, and I hope you will forgive me!"

The old monk who presided over hurriedly apologized.

"???"

Tang Sanzang had a question mark on his face.

Didn't he be held accountable for insulting Tathagata Buddha, why did he just make amends?

He still wanted to use the golden film to pretend to be aggressive, but now he just pretended to be ordinary, so uncomfortable.

"Since the holy monk has come to our Yunjian Temple, let the poor monk entertain him!"

The presiding old monk invited very warmly.

Tang Sanzang was even more puzzled.

The old monk changed his face a little too fast. He wanted to kill him just now, but now he invites him to dinner.

This is probably not the Hongmen Banquet!

But he was going to enter this Yunjian Temple after all, there was no way to avoid it.

Then follow the old monk's wishes.

As a meat eater, anyway, he couldn't eat a piece with these bald donkeys.

"It's okay to go in, but I eat meat. If I don't have meat and want to entertain poor monks, don't blame me for not accompanying me!" Tang Sanzang reminded directly.

"Ah... Definitely satisfied!"

The presiding old monk gritted his teeth and said.

As long as he goes in, wouldn't he be allowed to fish?

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment.

Isn't this old monk a pious disciple of Buddhism? How dare he agree to his strange request? Is this going to dig a big hole for him?

Could it be that this guy is the catastrophe arranged by the Tathagata Buddha for him?

Then you have to be careful when you go in.

Having made up his mind, Tang Sanzang walked into Yunjian Temple quietly and quietly under the guidance of the old monk in charge.

Sun Wukong shrugged and motioned for others to follow.

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33 days away, Paradise!

"Brother, there is something wrong with the situation of Buddhism, will it interfere with Journey to the West!"

The quasi-daoist said with a frown.

A good big Leiyin Temple suddenly turned into a gambling house for Wan Yao, but no one found out.

Especially Tathagata Buddha, his state is a little bit wrong.

And now even Maitreya Buddha is in the same situation.

It seems that the focus of Buddhism is no longer on Journey to the West, but on the inexplicable cigarettes.

He didn't believe that Lao Tzu had such a kind heart to improve the strength of Buddhism.

There must be ghosts in here!

"Don't be impatient, as long as Tang Sanzang is still moving forward, as long as the Tathagata is still making up for the catastrophe, everything else is just floating clouds!"

"Once Buddhism flourishes, these people will be worthless!"

The guide Taoist said calmly.

In his eyes, those people in Buddhism, no matter how powerful they are, are their tools.

As long as the tools are still usable now, there's not much to say.

Those who are disobedient will lose it when the time comes.

Especially Tathagata Buddha, who is so ambitious, he actually set his mind on them.

If it weren't for how useful he was, he would have been dead when he said those words!

"I'm afraid, the situation will not be under my control then!"

Zhun mentioned the words of a Taoist friend.

"Under a saint, everything is an ant!"

The guiding Taoist looked calm.

Without sanctification, everything is empty talk.

No matter how much he could stir up wind and rain, when he faced the saint, he would only end up dead.

And if people want to be holy, they cannot escape their eyes.

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===Chapter 441 Tang Sanzang is missing?===

Yunjian Temple!

I don't know what the presiding old monk did. The monks of Yunjian Temple had no doubts about this matter, and they really made a big mess for Tang Sanzang.

Although Tang Sanzang knew there was a problem here, he didn't refuse, and started to enjoy it directly.

The old monk who presided over it saw Tang Sanzang started to enjoy it, and showed a weird smile.

Sun Wukong saw the truth here.

The presiding old monk didn't intend to kill Tang Sanzang either, he just planned to teach Tang Sanzang a lesson.

Then Monkey King didn't intend to expose it, and he also helped out by the way.

The exciting scenes in the back are definitely exciting, but the taste is a little bit bigger.

Sure enough, not long after Tang Sanzang ate it, he felt something was wrong.

"Guru~"

Why is this stomach so uncomfortable?

"Hiss~ toilet, where is the toilet?"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly asked while holding his stomach.

"There, let's go!"

The presiding old monk looked proud, but he still guided Tang Sanzang in the direction.

This laxative is a bit powerful, and it works so quickly.

I finally saw this grandson suffer, and felt comfortable.

Don't worry, there will be plenty of time to deal with him later, don't worry.

This is the cafeteria of Yunjian Temple. If it is pulled out here again, how will they eat.

Tang Sanzang couldn't control that much, he just ran away clutching his stomach.

This account will be calculated later!

Monkey King looked at the time, and after looking at the time, he suddenly realized.

The time is almost here, and Tang Sanzang will suffer a great crime.

How could the laxative prepared by the presiding old monk have such a quick effect? ​​It was because he had added some ingredients, and even the potency of the medicine had been strengthened a lot.

Coupled with the prohibition planted by the Tathagata Buddha.

Tsk tsk, it's fun now.

"Hiss~ what the hell is going on!"

In the latrine, Tang Sanzang had black lines all over his head and his face was pale.

What the hell, even though I know this is a Hongmen Banquet, wouldn't it be more fun for you to do it directly, why are you doing such dirty tricks.

This has been going on for half a night, why doesn't it stop.

What the hell, I have to slow down, I absolutely have to clean up these bald donkeys.

"Oh, it's so uncomfortable, oh~ here it goes again..."

Tang Sanzang's face was ugly, and at the same time he secretly vowed in his heart that he would definitely take revenge.

But didn't Sun Wukong say that he was very familiar with this matter? But until now, he didn't have the slightest sense of familiarity.

Tang Sanzang, who was having diarrhea, didn't notice that the time had quietly come to the next day.

"Forehead...."

Tang Sanzang's face suddenly changed.

What's going on, why do I suddenly feel a sense of powerlessness.

And why is the whole body so painful.

No wonder Sun Wukong said that he would be very familiar, and didn't remind him of his plan, so that's what happened.

He is too familiar with this, just this feeling reminds him of that boiling cauldron.

And Monkey King didn't remind him, it was because there was no way to stop this matter.

It is not easy for Sun Wukong to touch the restrictions set by the Tathagata Buddha, because if he moves, he is directly opposing the Tathagata Buddha.

But especially not at this time!

"Help... help!"

Tang Sanzang felt that his figure was slowly falling, and his face was extremely ugly, so he immediately started asking for help, hoping that someone could help him,

This

It's just that he is exhausted now, and his cry is so weak that no one can hear it except himself.

"No, no..."

Tang Sanzang prayed again and again, but to no avail.

"Boom!"

In the end, no matter how Tang Sanzang tried to control him, he didn't stop his body shape, and he didn't wait for the help of others. After all, he became one with the cesspool.

"Hey~ It really is a big scene, it's just too tasteful!"

Zhu Bajie and others, who were hiding in the dark watching the show, looked disgusted.

If it wasn't because Sun Wukong said there was a good show, they didn't want to just miss it, so they rushed over.

Unexpectedly, I came to see Tang Sanzang's laxity.

Almost made them sick.

When he was about to leave, Sun Wukong told them that the show had begun, so he stopped immediately.

I thought it was a good thing at first, but I didn't expect the smell to be so strong.

No wonder Sun Wukong only brought a small bench, but no melons and fruits.

With such a big taste, I don’t even feel like eating melons.

But it's really exciting.

"It's really interesting!"