I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

This made the Tathagata Buddha not have to worry about the Nine-Turn Resurrection Golden Elixir at all.

Moreover, all the Buddhas in Buddhism have basically enjoyed the benefits of cigarettes now, so if they want to enjoy them again, they should exchange them for something.

The price is not expensive, only [-]% higher than the purchase price.

In order to enjoy this feeling forever, Tathagata Buddha does not mind being a second-hand dealer.

As for those Buddhas who dare to make deals with Sun Wukong in private, they can only pray that they will not be discovered by him, otherwise what awaits them will be the "Three Lights Policy".

It just so happens that he lacks an excuse to grab it now!

As for those things that the Buddha couldn't afford to change, it has nothing to do with him.

The Great Desolation is so big, it can be robbed!

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Yunjian Temple!

"Knock! Knock! Knock!"

Tang Sanzang knocked on the door with a generous appearance.

Originally, he didn't need to do this matter, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing could do it for him, let alone Monkey King, he was having a great time playing with the colorful deer spirit.

But Tang Sanzang thought that Buddhism was trying to harm him, so he faced the difficulties.

Anyway, first find a way to spoil this thing.

He wants to tell Fumen through this incident that Tang Sanzang is not easy to bully.

"Squeak~"

The gate of the temple opened quickly, and a few young monks came out from inside.

"Amitabha, I don't know what advice the a few donors have come to the small temple for?"

After seeing Tang Sanzang and his party, the little monks asked in surprise.

"Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. He wanted to go to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. He passed by the expensive temple and saw the Buddha's light. He wanted to visit the expensive temple once or twice!"

Tang Sanzang directly explained his intention.

Of course, it is false.

What kind of bullshit Buddha's light, and he doesn't have piercing eyes, how could he see the Buddha's light.

Doing so is nothing more than fooling these little monks.

Since Buddhism is doing things here, there must be someone staring at it. As long as he makes the scene beautiful, maybe he can get out of vulgarity early.

"Huh? What did the benefactor say?

Several young monks looked at each other, looking at Tang Sanzang strangely.

Buildings of Buddha light?

It was a nice ass, and they liked it.

But no matter how good the flattery is, you can't be careless.

You frankly came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, why did you come to Yunjian Temple?

This is a bit outrageous.

Moreover, you are bringing your female relatives with you when you pray to Buddha to pray for scriptures. Is this provoking the clear rules and precepts of Buddhism?

Could it be that the fat man is a liar?

Several young novice monks looked suspicious.

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and wanted to go..."

Tang Sanzang frowned and said the previous speech again, this time he didn't even bother to read the Buddha's name.

What happened to these little novice monks.

Why are you so deaf at such a young age?

Several young monks looked at each other and nodded.

This fat man is either out of his mind or a liar.

Looking at his articulate appearance, it is obvious that his mind is still normal, so he can only be a liar.

"What the hell, we are here at Yunjian Temple who are cheating, are you getting impatient, brothers, beat him up!"

The leader, the young novice, shouted, and directly punched Tang Sanzang in the face.

The other young monks waved their fists, surrounded Tang Sanzang, and beat him violently.

"Ah~"

Tang Sanzang screamed again and again.

"Bah, you have the nerve to cheat with your IQ, and treat us as fools? We are as smart as monkeys!"

After finishing the beating, the young novice monks were refreshed and looked disdainful.

"Hmph~ Can you tell me what happened to the poor monk? Hiss~"

Tang Sanzang groaned in pain, but still gritted his teeth and asked.

What the hell happened, it was just to say hello, how did you become a liar?

Also, this bullshit tight hoop is really useless, it didn't stop a single punch.

The main reason is that these monks attacked too suddenly, Tang Sanzang had no time to react, otherwise he would have taken out his dagger and touched his neck.

He really didn't expect that they were born from the same root, so why rush each other!

As for Sun Wukong and others, when he was hammered, he was already eating melons with a small bench.

Tang Sanzang's heart was broken, he didn't care about his life or death at all.

"Heh~ The little monks are comfortable playing this time, so I will show you this fool with mercy. Next time, I will make up the story a bit better. You are going in the wrong direction. The Great Leiyin Temple is to the north!"

The leader, the little novice, said disdainfully.

"Forehead..."

Tang Sanzang wanted to cry but had no tears, his expression was awkward.

What the hell, how come he forgot that he was already going off track? Isn't this set of rhetoric slapping himself in the face.

This beating is in vain!

"The poor monk is really a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty!"

Tang Sanzang emphasized.

"Heh~ Don't be ignorant, if you are a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, then I will be the Tathagata Buddha!"

"Didn't you want to go to the west to learn scriptures? Now that you have seen the Buddha, you can go back. Forget about the scriptures, your IQ is useless!"

The little monk continued to despise Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes wildly.

Your heart is so big, you dare to call yourself the Buddha, aren't you afraid of being put on small shoes?

But Tathagata Buddha was insulted like this, didn't he react?

Hurry up Dao Lei and kill this guy!

It's not that the Tathagata Buddha didn't sense it, but he was swallowing clouds and fog at this time, so he didn't want to care about it.

But after thinking about it, this would be a loss of majesty, so he still swung an attack, and then ignored it.

"Crack!,

A thunderbolt fell directly from the sky.

"boom-"

"Ah~ Tathagata Buddha who beeped the dog, you missed the shot!"

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===Chapter 439 You, a liar?===

Tang Sanzang's body was throbbed by lightning, he really didn't want to speak.

He kindly continued to complete the Journey to the West according to Tathagata Buddha's wishes, but he didn't say anything if he was tricked.

But when someone insulted you, why the hell did you strike him with lightning.

But fortunately, the power was enough this time, the tight hoop was finally activated, and a faint golden membrane protected him in front of him, helping him to block the fatal damage.

It's just that the defense was not enough, the golden membrane was directly broken, and he was also electrified by the aftermath of the current, so that he could not take care of himself.

But Tang Sanzang was not happy.

Leaving aside whether the Tathagata Buddha was blind or not, this thunderbolt came with the intention of killing him!

What did he do wrong to treat him like this.

He has already chosen to face the difficulties, what else do you want him to do?

Tang Sanzang absolutely, the worst thing he did in his life was to become a monk.

If you don't go out, although you can't have such a long life, at least you won't have these unreasonable disasters.

"Gudong~"

The young monks in Yunjian Temple were dumbfounded at this moment.

They noticed the sudden thunderbolt, and they also noticed the golden film on Tang Sanzang's body that broke in a flash.

Those who can stand up to Thunder are absolute bosses.

And what did they just do?

He actually beat up this big guy!

This is so fucked up!

"Tathagata Buddha, do you have anything else to say?"

Tang Sanzang, who had recovered from his composure, asked with a teasing look on his face.

What the hell, it's your bastard who pretends to be the Tathagata Buddha, but it's so miserable for me!

This girl doesn't scare you to death, I'm the loser!

"Er... Holy Monk stop joking!"

The color of the boats of a few young novice monks immediately turned white,

They were just ordinary people, but they couldn't stand that kind of thunder. If it struck again, they would be wiped out in ashes!

"That's right, I am a holy monk, then you are the Tathagata Buddha!"

Tang Sanzang's face was grim,

Want to just expose it like this?

No way!

Du Zheng'an's Dao Lei Xia came to see that although the Tathagata Buddha rushed to kill them, he was protected by a tight band, so he couldn't die for the time being.

Isn't it just to suffer a little crime? He has shouldered this kind of thing!

These little novice monks who look down on people must be taught a lesson, even if he suffers a few more tiredness, it doesn't matter.

……

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Xitian and Wanyao Casino!

"???"

The Tathagata Buddha looked puzzled.

Why did Tang Sanzang keep talking about him over and over again?