I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"Wait a moment outside the staff!"

Seeing the family member of the Kou Mansion who was about to deliver the order, Tang Sanzang hurriedly spoke to stop him.

"I don't know what else the holy monk ordered?"

Kou Yuanwai asked curiously.

"I don't dare to obey the order, but I don't need any fast food. Let's get some more meat for the poor monk. It's better to ask the two girls to accompany me!"

Tang Sanzang put forward his request directly, and then looked at Kou Yuanwai expectantly.

"Meat? Girl?"

Kou Yuanwai was dumbfounded.

Is this what a monk should ask?

I thought it was a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, but it turned out to be a fake who pretended to be a monk to cheat food and drink.

"Come on, give me a stick and beat this fat man out!"

Kou Yuanwai was immediately annoyed, and ordered directly.

How dare you make fun of him, you must give him a good lesson.

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===Chapter 362 Is that a fake bald donkey?===

Under Kou Yuanwai's order, the servants on the side quickly rushed towards Tang Sanzang,

They do this kind of thing often.

Because of Kou Yuanwai's kindness, he has been a monk for many years. Many people have imitated Tang Sanzang, dressed up as monks, and came to cheat food and drink.

For this kind of people, Kou Yuanwai usually taught them a lesson, and then drove them away without reporting to the officials.

But this time it was different.

The servants were quite fast, but Tang Sanzang's reaction was even faster, and he directly took out a dagger.

"What do you want to do? It doesn't matter if you just cheat for food and drink, but the nature of armed robbery is different!"

When Kou Yuanwai saw the dagger in Tang Sanzang's hand, his face immediately changed.

What the hell, isn't it just meat and girls? He can't afford it, so why use a weapon?

But what happened next left Kou Yuanwai dumbfounded.

Tang Sanzang took out the dagger, put it directly on his neck, and wiped the knife without saying a word.

"Forehead....."

What kind of person is this? Isn't it just a meal? As for being so rigid?

Even if you can't eat it, you don't have to wipe your neck!

It's better to live than to die.

Kou Yuanwai, who thought Tang Sanzang would splatter three feet of blood, was shocked to see a golden film appearing on Tang Sanzang's body.

"This....."

Kou Yuanwai was dumbfounded.

What the hell is this situation!

Those servants who were about to pounce on Tang Sanzang were also dumbfounded.

At first I thought the monk in front of me was sick, but now that the golden film has come out, it is obvious that he is no longer an ordinary person.

What should I do now?

The servants looked at each other.

Tang Sanzang looked at the stunned people in Kou Yuan's Wai Mansion with a look of complacency and a little happiness at the same time.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong's trick worked, and it was safe now.

The trick of wiping the neck was Tang Sanzang who pestered Monkey King to beg after he was resurrected in Xuanying Cave.

There is no way, Xuanyingdong's experience is a bit miserable, the tight band has completely become his burden, and death is not happy.

But since you can't get rid of it, you have to keep it.

But this mechanism of protecting the lord is too weak. Although he saved his life, he lost half of his life every time, so he might as well just die.

In desperation, Tang Sanzang had no choice but to ask Monkey King for help.

Monkey King was so entangled that he had no choice but to give Tang Sanzang a bad idea.

It is recommended that he carry a dagger with him, and when he encounters danger and is afraid of suffering, he can wipe it directly on his neck and everything will be fine.

Tang Sanzang didn't believe it at the time, and he didn't dare to try it.

If this doesn't work, my life will be gone, but I still prepared a dagger and put it on my body.

No, when he saw a group of servants rushing towards him viciously, Tang Sanzang immediately thought of this method, and decisively took out the dagger and gave it to himself.

Not to mention, the effect is quite good, and the tight hoop really protects the master.

It's just that I didn't control the distance well, and I still got a small wound on my neck, but fortunately, it's not a big problem.

At least it proves that Monkey King's suggestion is still very useful.

"Come on, if you don't kill the poor monk today, you are all fucking grandchildren!"

Relying on the protection of the golden membrane, Tang Sanzang looked arrogant.

The servants were instantly angry.

What the hell, he dares to be so arrogant in their territory, he must be taken away!

Isn't it just a layer of film, maybe it will be broken if you poke it.

The servants looked at each other, and then walked towards Tang Sanzang's shop again.

Tang Sanzang looked disdainful

With the protection of the tight hoop, as long as no monsters intervene, he is invincible!

"Crack~crack~crack~"

After a fierce operation, the servants of Kou Yuanwai's mansion stopped panting heavily.

What the hell, they really can't do anything about this membrane!

What a shame.

Kou Yuanwai's eyeballs almost popped out.

This is a god-man, such a person appeared in his Kou Mansion, it was his good fortune!

Isn't it meat and girls? Arrange immediately!

"Go back to me!"

Kou Yuanwai hurriedly ordered the servants to get out of the way, and then rushed to Tang Sanzang to apologize:

"The old man has no eyes, and he hopes to forgive his sins if he has never known the holy monk!"

"Come here, prepare a good banquet for the holy monk immediately, a feast of meat! Then go and invite a few top names from Wanhualou, and treat Wang Zeng well!"

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up immediately.

Top card!

It seems that this time I can enjoy it.

It seems that Kou Yuanwai is very good, this wave of coercion is very successful, I am satisfied.

After taking a bath and changing clothes, Tang Sanzang and his party were invited to the lobby by Kou Yuanwai, and a good banquet was ready.

And Kou Yuanwai kept his word, and really called Tang Sanzang some girls to accompany him.

He looks good, at least it is quite in line with Tang Sanzang's wishes.

Such a good member actually believes in Buddhism, as for those sanctimonious guys, if there is anything to believe in, he must be corrected.

"The holy monk is really a monk?"

Seeing Tang Sanzang, who was eating a lot of oil, and still wantonly in the flowers, Kou Yuanwai still asked doubtfully.

His wish is [-] monks, so Tang Sanzang doesn't seem to count!

They don't eat vegetarian food, and they don't look like monks.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is the real face of the monk."

Tang Sanzang said indifferently.

Anyway, no one refuted it, let him play.

Besides, what's so good about being a monk, not to mention being a vegetarian, you have to miss so many young ladies, it's a waste of life.

And the Buddha is nothing good, how many times he has been tricked.

"what?"

Kou Yuanwai looked at Tang Sanzang in shock.

How can this fat man think he can represent all the monks? Even if you say that you have followed the will of the Buddha, it is only what you said. Who will believe it?

Anyway, he didn't believe Tang Sanzang's words.

If it wasn't because Tang San hid himself with a golden mask and looked like a golden egg, he wouldn't bother to talk to Tang Sanzang.

"Hehe~"

Kou Yuanwai gave Tang Sanzang an awkward yet polite smile.

"Why, Yuanwai, don't you believe me? Let's see this!"

Tang Sanzang saw Kou Yuanwai's disbelief, and didn't care, he took out the customs clearance document from his arms, threw it to Kou Yuanwai, and at the same time gave Sun Wukong a sneaky look.

This kind of pretentious time, of course, needs the help of Monkey King.

Monkey King rolled his eyes helplessly, but he still helped Tang Sanzang manipulate the clearance document.

Kou Yuanwai was dumbfounded again when he saw the customs clearance document floating in front of him, which was still slowly unfolding, especially the series of big seals on it.

This is such a big guy!

Could it be that what Tang Sanzang said is true, that he is a real monk?

But if Tang Sanzang is real, then what are the more than 9000 monks he gave to fast?

Fake bald donkey?

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===Chapter 363 There will be a catastrophe of killing soon===

Although Tang Sanzang threatened Kou Yuanwai with this wave, Kou Yuanwai still didn't believe it.

Just kidding, no matter what, he has fasted more than 9000 monks. If some of them are counterfeit and shoddy, that's justified.

But if more than 9000 are fake, then it's ridiculous.

Although he is old now, the matter of fasting monks started more than [-] years ago, so it is impossible for him to remain blind until today.

So, even though Tang Sanzang acted like he was awesome just now, Kou Yuanwai still thinks he is a fake.

"It turned out to be a holy monk, I'm so rude!"

Kou Yuanwai said respectfully.

Anyway, regardless of whether you are a monk or not, it is not something that ordinary people can do just now. You must serve him well, and there may be unexpected gains.

Although Kou Yuanwai didn't say it clearly, the disbelief in his eyes still didn't dissipate.

Tang Sanzang didn't care either, Kou Yuanwai said that he had been a monk for so many years, and it would be very difficult to change in a while.

However, he has decided that he must seize the opportunity to change Kou Yuanwai's bad habit.

Anyway, no one is urging him to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, so don't worry.

"Master, what do you think of this matter?"