NOVEL NEXT Chapter 687
[No Name Water Bomb]
(Sprinkler Burst at Na-me’s House.mp4)
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[Comments]
– Title selection level ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– How can you resist clicking this? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– This post will soon be deleted.
– It’s not even 6 words, but it’s 6 syllables of trolling ㄷㄷ
– (Our restaurant is operating normally meme)
– Why is it so funny to see someone squeezing water out of their hair after giving up? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Yesterday’s profits from watching Na-me’s broadcast for 5 hours]
(Event Prize Claim.jpg)
– Nameless Coffee Gift Card ₩10,000
– Car Air Freshener ₩29,900
– Multi-Purpose Camping Chair ₩24,500
– Cat Food 10kg ₩17,900
Total: ₩82,300
(Thumbs Up Na-me)
[Comments]
– Why is this guy making money alone?
– He’s eating everything up like a single-serving! 시1봉방련이ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Korean CEOs should learn from No Name.
[The Inept Position of the Imperial Palace Swordsmanship Hidden by Sprinklers]
(Conclusion Sword Move 1.gif)
(Conclusion Sword Move 2.gif)
(Conclusion Sword Move 3.gif)
(Hamburger steak-eating Na-me.mp4)
Just looks ridiculously cool…
[Comments]
– Wow~
– The last video was uploaded by mistake.
└ I just posted it because it’s cute. Just shut up and watch.
└ Sure
└ So cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Up close, the aura really is beautiful. It flows like the Earth’s magnetic field.
– Na-me’s aura is the real golden color; it’s dazzling.
– Let’s just declare Na-me the winner of the Heavenly Demon Tournament?
[Summary of No Name’s Height Sensations in One Picture]
What you all think No Name’s height is: (Elementary school visit of basketball player Hae-keun.jpg)
– The little 5th graders playing basketball over there.
Actual No Name height: (Elementary school 1st graders in their first school session.jpg)
– Just graduated kindergarten.
[Comments]
– What’s going on?
– After seeing the first pic, I thought No Name was short, but the second pic shocked me ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ The fact is, all the basketball guys are about 140-150 cm. The tall ones are over 160 cm.
– How did No Name win the National Exchange Tournament?
└ That’s the biggest mystery in human history, right?
└ Hiroyuki’s note: ‘A 120cm opponent is much lower than it appears.’
└ Is this for real? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Yup, Narita revealed it in a Japanese show! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Half of the aura finishes were among the 8 rounds.
└ For real, there’s no controversy about magic wand stream buff.
– Feels like I swallowed the red pill.
– Saying first graders is too much; let’s make it about second graders.
[Reasons I Keep Forgetting Na-me is Young]
(Fox Na-me Moment.mp4)
“When that happens, you go and wipe it quietly. Not to tell.”
How can I not fall for Na-me when she sticks her tongue out and opens her eyes like a fox?
[Comments]
– Opened a notepad.
– Kyaaaaa, No Name!!!
– A fleeting appearance of White for a second.
└ Wow, that’s a similar vibe ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Is she really getting prettier?
– You really have to see Na-me unconsciously acting cute; that’s how I got hooked for real.
*
In the blink of an eye, I lost my room.
“This wiring is mixed up between the Room Mana Sprinkler and regular sprinklers. It seems it was built this way from the start.”
The apartment management office or insurance company said they needed to demand solutions from the construction or development company.
Already, the situation was making me frown.
It was clear in front of my eyes that they were busy shifting blame.
Even when I called customer service, my expectations were not missed.
[However, the construction portion related to the sprinkler installation is not our development company’s jurisdiction, and you must check if the company worked according to the design, Resident-nim -]
“I am No Name CEO Na-me. I’ve lived on the 39th floor for about three years out of affection for this apartment, and I signed a contract for the penthouse this year. Please reconsider if there’s really no solution, just one last time.”
[… Please wait a moment.]
Then the complaints officer changed.
“What did they say?”
“They said they’d restore the room to its original state within a week, no matter what.”
“Wow…! Truly a corporate slayer! The performance is solid?”
It probably wasn’t a normal compensation process.
I moved my larger belongings, including capsules, to the living room.
For a while, I lived as a refugee, sleeping one day in Saetbyeol’s room and another in Luri’s.
I kept changing rooms because both were quite uncomfortable.
In the case of Cheon Saetbyeol:
“Wow, Na-me Unni! Let’s just hold hands and sleep together!”
“Don’t do anything strange to my body. Especially no face doodles.”
“Hehe, I won’t, I won’t. Don’t worry.”
“It’s not winter, but why do you have such a thick comforter? Won’t you get hot at night under this?”
Kuuhuhuhuhuh
“?”
The speed at which she fell asleep was far too fast.
If it was just quiet, it would have been fine.
“Grrr…”
It wasn’t even the school’s break time, yet I was hearing about ten minutes of snoring every hour.
“Mmm…”
“Ugh!”
Occasionally, there were even sleep mutterings where she’d throw her leg over my waist.
What does the thickness of the blanket even matter?
I was sleeping without it anyway.
Thus, I found myself back in Luri’s room.
“Saetbyeol is too noisy, so I’m going to make my stay here for a few days.”
“Goodnight, Unni.”
“Yep. You too, Luri.”
I lay down calmly on the bed when I felt a lingering gaze come from somewhere.
As I opened my eyes slightly, I found Luri lying beside me, glaring intently.
“Luri.”
“Yes.”
“Why are you staring at me like that? It’s a bit burdensome.”
“It’s a habit I developed from being a night watchman. I only close my eyes right before I fall asleep.”
“R-Really?”
“Go to sleep first, Unni.”
She wasn’t just staring; it felt like my aura was being encroached upon.
Red energy began to seep into Luri’s eyes.
In the end, that night, I had a terrible nightmare.
‘This isn’t a stretching exercise, Luri…’
It was about the Black Dragon stretching me by holding my head and ankles and pulling me.
“Will I sleep in my room again today?”
“Yup. Instead, I brought a mattress! This will be no problem!”
Just because we shared a room doesn’t mean we had to share the same bed.
I laid a mattress right next to the bed and prepared earplugs.
Although the snoring was still annoying, I could somehow manage to fall asleep at a level that was acceptable.
How much time passed during the night?
Thud
“Ugh. What, what’s that?”
A pillow suddenly flew over my face.
Thud
When I tried to sleep again, the next thing was a blanket.
Thud
“Ouch..! Ahhh that hurts!”
Saetbyeol’s right heel hit my thigh perfectly after she fell from the bed.
I got hurt in a vulnerable state, and tears welled up.
Round and round back to Luri’s room.
“Luri, could you possibly lie down facing the other way?”
“Ah… Ugh… Alright, if that’s what you want…”
Luri made a face like she’d lost the world.
“Ah, no! It’s alright. You can lie this way. I was too sensitive.”
“Really?”
“Yep. Reminds me of back when I was a night watchman. That time truly.”
“There were a lot of bugs back then.”
“Yeah… There really were a lot of bugs…”
That night, I had a nightmare again.
A dream in which ants, centipedes, and beetles crawled up my body.
“Ugh… Ugh… Damn, this bed is so awful… Haaaah!”
“What’s going on?”
“What are you doing there…?”
Luri was sprawled over the 월오아 Black Dragon figure.
She leaned forward, hugging the dragon’s neck.
And she blinked as she responded:
“I sleep well like this because it’s cool.”
“Haah…”
In the end, I placed Luri down from the figure and laid her next to me.
Covering her eyes with my hand seemed to be fine.
And a few days later.
“The construction is finished!”
“Thank you. Please take this on your way out.”
“Oh, you really didn’t have to give me this… Thank you very much, No Name!”
I handed over a red ginseng set to the hardworking workers.
After a week of uncomfortable co-sleeping with my siblings, I finally got my room back.
‘It’s really not easy to adjust to a new sleeping arrangement.’
I thanked Saetbyeol and Luri for willingly sharing their rooms.
“But why didn’t you sleep in the capsule?”
“I can’t. Dad would say something.”
Professor Cheon was extremely disapproving of me sleeping in the capsule while leaving a perfectly good bed unused.
When I lived in the PC Bang, he might have suggested adopting because of that.
To Dad, I must have looked incredibly pitiful.
“You could’ve tried sleeping with Dad this time. He’s probably sad that you’ve only been sleeping in our room all this time!”
Saetbyeol pressed her shoulder.
“I’m not good at sleeping habits either. Didn’t I mumble in my sleep a lot?”
“Huh? Uhh, not too many, just a bit?”
“It didn’t interfere with your sleep, Unni.”
“Yeah, it’s not like that. I can’t even understand properly what you’re saying in your sleep.”
That was also the reason I couldn’t say anything about my sleeping habits to Saetbyeol and Luri.
Since I often dream of my past life.
I hoped to remain Professor Cheon’s little girl for life.
*
Today is the day of filming for the World’s Best Magic Duel Tournament.
In the first round, we planned to connect the set and the participant’s residence using augmented reality.
I suddenly remembered when Adella had taken a walk using a hologram projector while in virtual reality.
‘I wonder who the judges besides Yeondam Seung will be?’
Thanks to the production team’s utmost secrecy, I didn’t even have information about the other cast members.
“Hello.”
“Wow! Hello, Na-me! Guys, No Name is here!”
“Kyaaah, she’s cute! Just look at that fair skin; she doesn’t need any makeup.”
“Does that mean I shouldn’t?”
“Hurry and come sit over here!”
“Uhm.”
I could tell how much effort the production team had been putting into this Heavenly Demon Tournament.
They pulled just enough hair to create little braids for accents.
They even brought camera equipment to ponder whether to put shadows on the shoulder.
“Really, I’m wearing this?”
The outfit looked a bit complicated from my standpoint.
A bright pink blouse that I would never wear in private.
With frills on the sleeves and a black ribbon dangling in the front.
‘This feels too sweet, right?’
The bear-shaped black button design felt slightly awkward.
I turned my head to exchange glances with the costume designer, but in the end, this blouse was the only option.
“You also need to add a heart-shaped hairpin!”
Thankfully, the skirt was plain black.
An A-line design that goes up to the waist, neither too extravagant nor informal.
The length falls neatly around the knees, and it goes nicely with the blouse’s pink.
Since there weren’t any decorations that particularly stood out, it felt like it balanced the blouse’s glamour just right.
‘This person is definitely a pro.’
Seemingly harmless, as if they’d be looking for teddy bears, gradually becoming the hidden mastermind as the story unfolds.
Just as I was admiring the image completing in the mirror.
“Wow. It’s been a while, Wizard. Aren’t you dressing up too much?”
As the quiet corridor door opened, a large male figure bowed and entered the makeup room.
With a deep voice and a native American accent.
“Secretary Murphy?”
The strongest military wizard of the 1920s, Yulisis Murphy, who served as the 80th Secretary of State in the United States, appeared as a judge.
‘How did they get him to come?’