NOVEL NEXT Chapter 685
[NoName]
[Just Chatting – It’s a fun Children’s Day :)]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:30:18]
[Number of Viewers – 103,682]
“Who on earth thought it was a good idea to make Children’s Day a public holiday?”
– Kyah Morning bang-on
– Cheon Ma Na Me
– ???
– Evil CEO NoName dddddd
“Whoever they are, they did a great job.”
I raised my thumbs up with a smile.
– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– A day off is valid, right? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– (Thumbs-up Na-me)
– Na-me is ~ happy ~
– (Thumbs-up Na-me)
“Did you know? Company executives or managers are not considered workers, so they don’t receive labor rights protections…!”
[‘LazyNa-me’ donated 5,000 won!]
– They say there are elementary school students working 80 hours a week in Korea. I really like this story.
“Come on, that’s gotta be exaggerated. 80 hours a week is just too much…”
I trailed off.
Didn’t I almost hit 100 hours last week?
“Yes. Anyway, I was given special consideration because I’m still a child, so I got to take a day off. Hello, Nureongi, you’re up early?”
I let Nureongi, who was scratching at the door, inside.
“Hand, this hand. Bread. No, I mean bread!”
Nureongi understands commands right away.
I pulled out some snacks and dog treats from the drawer and gave them to her.
“Want a pet? Wag wag wag wag.”
With a decent speed and a rough touch, I alternated between petting Nureongi’s head and back.
Shush shush shush Fur flying everywhere.
She won’t be satisfied unless I do it over 100 times, so I have to do it right once.
– I wish I could be that dog right now.
– Look at that fur turning golden ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– From a village stray to a life turnaround ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Has the Heavenly Demon Tournament preliminary started yet?
– The 100th participant’s physique was insane.
“About the Heavenly Demon Tournament progress? That’s today’s main topic, so I’ll tell you that a little later. First, to celebrate Children’s Day, I’ve prepared seven events. I hope everyone participates eagerly and gets some prizes. Shall we begin? Huwaam yum.”
– Seven prize events dddddd.
– I want to be a successful child like NoName.
└ Haha, you just want to be a child, right?
– Yawn goy.
– (Tired Na-me)
I projected a hologram.
“Not long ago, I shopped in China and found quite a few decent items.”
[Shaolin Coffee]
– ?
– Wow ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– I’d like to order one Shaolin Coffee here~ (Actually acquiring Shaolin Coffee)
– Oh, right, right~ When others buy a cup of coffee, NoName buys a coffee chain store~
– Stocks are weird, though?
I briefly explained the history of Shaolin Coffee.
The founding by Jang Wei-ning, becoming a hot topic after being drunk by Yeondam Seung, and the flow of joining the Shaolin.
“The core technology of Shaolin Coffee is this: Customers can directly decide the caffeine amount in a cup.”
– Oh, got it.
– I was amazed when I first saw it.
– I don’t get why anyone would drink decaf coffee.
One fact that Shaolin overlooked.
The companies they own hold a surprising competitiveness in the global market.
While you can’t be 100% sure of success, at least you can ensure they won’t go bankrupt.
“If they had to rename the franchise, I suggested naming it Winning Coffee after the founder, but the company vehemently opposed it. Is that strange?”
– Yeah ;;.
– It sounds ridiculously old-fashioned ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Nureongi ← That name was coined by Na-me.
– How is the chain name Winner Coffee? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Is it the Winner’s Army? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Kya executives are competent.
– The courage to say NO Na-me when the CEO says YES Na-me…
– The gods didn’t grant Na-me naming sense.
– The expression was shocked ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
I switched the slide.
Shaolin Coffee’s name was erased, and a new trademark started appearing.
[Nameless]
– Wow!
– Wakya Pya Helong ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– This is just!
– Marketers must be going crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Na-me less key plz.
└ Crazy person ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
“I mean, Winner Coffee, Nameless Coffee. What’s the difference? They’re both strange, right?”
– It’s pretty ordinary and decent, though?
– It feels like it’s the ultimate coffee made by a hidden master.
– Denial of reality is useless.
– Na-me throw away the name? Na-me throw away the name? Na-me throw away the name?
“Ugh, ugh ugh.”
I crossed my arms and pouted.
“Is it a sponsorship? I’m the largest shareholder, so it’s closer to advertising, don’t you think?”
– Oh, right ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Why did I think it was sponsorship?
– For a moment, I couldn’t understand why they were changing the company name ㅋㅋㅋ.
– Honestly, Shaolin Coffee is fine, but the name was just too Chinese.
“The long-awaited first event is a pop-up store vote. If you enter this site, a globe will appear. Please stick a pin where you want the Nameless Moving Pop-Up Store to come. The first 10,000 will receive a 10,000 won gift icon from Nameless.”
I pinned down over Yeouido.
– Alright, let’s go~.
– God Na-me.
– This event offers insane benefits.
– Watching Na-me’s broadcasts makes money replicate.
Pins started to stick into the globe.
As the pins gathered in tens, hundreds, thousands, they started increasing in size step by step.
– Is this right, Na-me? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– People are seriously mischievous.
– Legendary location selection ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
[#1. McMurdo Station, Antarctica 77.85 °S, 166.67 °W]
[#2. Manaus, Brazil, Janauari Ecological Park 3.12°S, 60.01°W]
[#3. Maasai Mara National Reserve, Kenya 1.41°S, 35.00°E]
[#4. Times Square, Manhattan, New York, USA 40.76°N, 73.99°W]
[#5. Dokdo Management Office, Ulleung County, Gyeongsangbuk-do, Republic of Korea 37.24°N, 131.87°E]
– Antarctica? You crazy people ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Who’s gonna work there? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Isn’t that exile?
– But they still chose places where people live ㅋㅋ.
– Too few people in the option didn’t work out.
Antarctica, Amazon, and Equator set complete.
Moreover, even Koreans who’ve been watching this broadcast since morning showed immense solidarity.
“Wow, this looks fun! We don’t know how the results will turn out yet, so I hope everyone participates a lot.”
I clapped my hands together.
[‘Hikari33’ donated 10,000 won!]
– Can we just continue as is?
“Yes, why? Is there a problem? Oh, there’s no Everest!”
– Na-me just enjoys it…
– ‘Real Madness’
– I’m the Fun Na-me above the jumping viewers.
– Anyway, build that pop-up store ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Bisaiaaan! Owner risk happened from the start!
Afterwards, I introduced the other six companies.
The Shaolin Leader was indeed a very capable person when it came to doing business.
A premium perfume and scented candle brand.
An outdoor camping brand.
A brand for pet supplies.
And more.
It didn’t just hold a considerable reputation in an ever-expanding market.
They also established a vertical micro field system smart farm company.
A company providing eco-friendly packaging solutions for businesses.
And even an Eastern arts art-tech startup.
The leader utilized Shaolin’s prestige as a tool to gather talent to the limits.
[‘SudaSam’ donated 10,000 won!]
– Why do so many ‘Chinese’ things exist?
– It was indeed like an octopus leg ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– So Shaolin wanted to dedicate this as a strengthening offering?
└ Wow, what a metaphor.
– What’s that Shaolin energy about?
– They probably wanted their own big company too.
– Nope, the ultimate goal was the Magic Power Plant.
“If only one magic power plant is constructed, the pure profit would surpass all companies. For example, even for perfume, it uses Ventus Flora, right? Of course, outdoor and pet supplies would use it as it’s a manufacturing industry. The smart farm company uses tons of soft genius too.”
It’s different from how the Zhuge family operates their magic power plants.
They are obliged to return all excess profits to the state no matter what.
However, if Shaolin constructs a magic power plant through Prime Minister Li Shizhu, there’s a good chance those clauses would be conveniently overlooked.
“Annual projected sales of 50 trillion. Even if I take a 10% pure profit margin, that’s about 5 trillion a year. If international oil prices rise, mana won’t sell cheaply, either.”
When you earn a hundred billion, it makes sense you’d want to earn a trillion, and when you earn a trillion, you’d want to earn ten trillion; that’s human nature.
Unless you’ve honestly kept yourself apart from capitalism from the start.
Even the monks of the deep-rooted Shaolin couldn’t escape that.
“The last event is ‘Find Nureongi’s Ideal Type.’ Now, Nureongi, you have a job. If you see a girl you like, just press the button, got it?”
[‘HeyBola’ donated 5,000 won!]
– Is Nureongi a male or female?
“Nureongi is a female. She’s my younger sister, you know? You aren’t older than me, right?”
“Woof!”
– Whoa, I thought it was a male until now ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– If I post a picture of the same female, would I get banned?
– Is this satisfying the dog’s taste? Content revolving around that? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
“I said that wrong. I shouldn’t have said ideal type. Just post any picture without worrying about gender, please…!”
– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– She might like the same female, why not!
– They wouldn’t know the gender just by looking at the pictures anyway ㅋㅋ.
“Ugh, that’s too heavy, Nureongi.”
I lifted Nureongi onto my lap and started flipping through the photos sent by viewers one by one.
When it looked like Nureongi was focused, I prompted her to press the button in intervals of a few seconds.
Nureongi quickly figured out the principle that pressing the button stops the slideshow.
Beep-!
“Wow, winner! Please send the link in whispers, and we’ll send you a premium feed and nutritional snack set. Doesn’t Nureongi seem to have a definite taste? She often lands on Shepherd and Hound breeds.”
– Bulldog weeping ㅠㅠㅠㅠ.
– Dog supremacy.
– But she also matched with a Chihuahua earlier ㅋㅋ.
“Woon woon woon woon woon!”
Nureongi suddenly started barking.
“Whoa, that startled me…! Please don’t send photos in that kind of outfit. It’s a furry ban.”
*
Today’s lunch is Cheese Hamburger Steak made by Dad.
“Wow, that looks delicious! I’ll eat well.”
Since I was in the middle of my personal broadcast, I brought the food to my room.
“Isn’t the menu just perfect for Children’s Day? Look at the meat here, it’s shaped like Snoopy.”
– Wow, a mukbang!!!
– Children’s Day special menu ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– I’ve never seen a mukbang live.
– So Na-me lives by eating food, huh ㅠㅠㅠㅠ.
– He definitely did a ton of travel streams but where’s the mukbang? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Always ate everything, or starved.
“Am I doing a mukbang for the first time? That can’t be true.”
I reflected on my memory.
“No, I did it before. It wasn’t that long ago last year. Don’t you remember? I filmed the in-flight meal on the plane coming from the US to Korea.”
– Do you remember every single thing?
– Whoa, how long ago was that? ㅋㅋ.
– It’s been over a year dddd.
– Now that I remember.
– At that time, there was no sound, so it didn’t count.
“What did they even make Snoopy’s ears with… oh, a carrot…”
– Eat.
– Eat already!!!
– If you don’t eat, you’re being unfilial.
– That disgusted expression is just like my little sister ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
– Grilled eggplant is delicious.
– Dad’s cooking is the best! bb.
Now I remember why I don’t do mukbangs that often.
“Ugh, stop suggesting me! I’ll eat, okay? Hwaam.”
There were just too many people critiquing the food I ate on the airplane.