NOVEL NEXT Chapter 646
Security guards pushing people aside.
A forklift was slowly backing up with a punching machine loaded on it.
At the water park, this bizarre scene prompted everyone to start filming.
“Whoa, isn’t that NoName?”
“Yeah! I saw her on Instagram earlier!”
As gazes gathered from all sides, Na-me awkwardly adjusted her swimsuit wedged between her buttocks.
Thus, the news of Na-me’s appearance at Water Haven spread rapidly.
[★ Today’s swimsuit update on NoName ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (Definitely not staged)]
(One-piece swimsuit looks awkward on Na-me.mp4)
(Cheon Saetbyeol makes a windmill dance.mp4)
(Na-me piggybacking on Dad.mp4)
(Na-me surfing the waves.mp4)
(Na-me singing Baby Shark with friends.mp4)
And currently in the story…
(It’s a big problem, the punching machine won’t turn on.gif)
Source: NoName’s Instagram
[Comments]
– Looks like she’s really having fun, seems happy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– National power level punch ㄷㄷ
└ This one’s for real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Can a mere arcade machine even handle a strategic weapon? ㅋㅋ
– How the heck did she hit it to break the machine?
└ The god of short selling, Da Na-me
└ It was a short sale~
– Wow, the meat right in the center has torn apart
– Adella spinning around is a real laugh ㅋㅋ
└ If you’re gonna make that face, at least let me join;;
Between communities, short selling was sometimes treated like a magical spell.
Thanks to this issue, a post appeared on Water Haven’s social media.
[WaterHaven]
[We reached an amicable agreement with NoName~ 
]
(NoName demon cat dance.mp4)
Na-me placed her arms in a ‘N’ shape and rested them side by side, bending her wrists forward in what’s called the ‘cat cute pose.’
In this position, she merely swapped the left and right arm, shaking her hips side to side in unison.
For decades, the same dance had been cycling through trends, only the name changing.
But perhaps there was no stronger weapon than discovering a strange charm within familiarity, as the reactions were fervent.
– So cute for real ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
– No-me’s dance is super adorable ㅋㅋㅋ
– The reason Nambeojin can keep raising gold dumps in parenting
– Genius at cuteness has been born ㅋㅋㅋ
– If I had a daughter like that, I’d become an absolute fool
└ But that just means you’d only be a fool for your daughter, right?
└ Come on, that’s too much ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– That smile at the end is killer, Na-me?
– Honestly, I think NoName should legally be allowed to have a million fathers
└ Heir to the wealth, Da Na-me
└ ???: Can my dad short sell too?
└ My Na-me never said anything bad!
Meanwhile, Chinese viewers observing the Korean communities spread these contents to their homeland.
Amidst the radical protests, the scale of the Shaolin’s Spring Festival event halved.
Moreover, there was controversy that Shaolin was even arresting innocent citizens.
In contrast, despite Na-me conducting a short sale of 2 trillion, she was peacefully floating on a tube in the Lazy River.
At this point, it was clear who should be anxious.
[At this moment, NoName is enjoying a vacation at Water Paradise. (Photo +8)]
└ No gambling queen could relax and have fun like Na-me after betting 12 billion yuan.
└ Haha, she’s confident of her victory.
└ This isn’t a show? Was Shaolin really that insignificant to you?
└ Don’t let ignorant monks step into the capitalist market.
Then there were those watching the incident with amusement.
“Hahaha! So, Shaolin can’t even handle one little girl?”
“Jang Moon Leader was too greedy.”
“I figured it out the moment the Monkey’s from Songshan started to yap about business.”
The head of the Zhuge Family, Zhuge Xinwei, clapped and burst into hearty laughter.
“Tsk tsk, one should seize the moment when they can… This will definitely prompt a full review of the renewable energy project, right?”
To this, Zhuge Ban, the head of the Magic Power Plant, raised an additional question.
It was a widely known secret that the Shaolin Leader had a special relationship with Li Shizhu, the Prime Minister.
Li Shizhu, a politician who critiques corruption and presents a clean image to win the public’s trust, was set to use the government to build the world’s largest ‘Henan Renewable Energy Complex’ and had planned to entrust management to Shaolin.
The construction cost alone was around 40 trillion won.
Indeed, Shaolin received a golden goose but was aiming for every feather lying nearby, even preparing underground works.
That feather was the magic power plant of the Zhuge family.
“In the Cultural Revolution era, while the pathetic old factions were busy flattering the ruling echelons just to survive, who risked their lives to protect the source technology for magic power? It was us, the Five Great Families!”
“Indeed, you’re right, head. Among them, the Zhuge Family was at the forefront.”
“Without our ancestors, today’s China wouldn’t exist! Like those folks in India still digging up dirt in the mana fields. Now you want to take away our magic power plant? That’s absurd!”
Recently, the Zhuge family acquired intel that Shaolin was preparing a publicity battle against Na-me.
Specifically, that NoName had colluded with securities companies to conduct illegal short selling.
“Bring me the brush, scribe.”
“Yes.”
Zhuge Xinwei straightened his massive frame, swishing his navy blue robe, and picked up the brush.
Black ink dripped from the tip of the brush and spread across the white sheet.
With a deadly precision akin to a blade falling, the written characters exuded a heavy aura.
“Under the cold moonlight, sighing in the chilly wind,
The frost-covered signboard is not what it used to be.
The celestial steed has aged and sees the mundane world as a joke,
Yet the grace is heavy, and the blade remains sharp.”
– Zhuge Xinwei, Head of the Zhuge Family, 42nd generation.
Ka-boom-
The red seal seeped into the electronic paper, leaving a clear mark.
“Wouldn’t it be ungrateful to forget grace? You, who saved Shangyang.”
Head Zhuge Xinwei was a relentless person who did not forget grace and grudges.
After the Shangyang Earthquake,
The fact that NoName had done an emergency injection of 170 billion won into the Shangyang Magic Power Plant was deeply etched in his heart.
“People in this world think sending ample aid is enough. But we are humans, not beasts. In comparison, this ten-year-old little girl was already thinking about the very fundamental infrastructure of the city. How commendable…”
That day, Zhuge Ban reported.
[NoName High Wizard used the (空) magic.]
[What does that mean?]
[She cast a magic circle that didn’t correctly input the runes, designed from the start to fail.]
The moment the intent to help others became distinctly apparent, Zhuge Xinwei’s heart sank.
In a world measuring only profit and loss, how many could keep the purity of a child?
“This is…”
“She’s off enjoying a day at Water Paradise with friends. Seems she’s quite puffed up after poking the beehive that is Shaolin…”
“Haha, ‘Charity, because of virtue, will have neighbors.’”
That means if one has virtue, many will come to follow, so one isn’t lonely.
Zhuge Xinwei spoke and issued commands.
“Let’s assist NoName the Wizard in both material and moral support. Make contact with every media we can use!”
The Zhuge family was no longer just a group surviving on brute power.
Capable young ones carried the Zhuge name while seeking knowledge from other sects.
Though heads had to learn the Sochun style, they will not have mastered enough to speak of the world.
Instead, the Zhuge family had a powerful tool.
Combining all existing media platforms, TikTok stood as the record holder for overwhelmingly high usage time.
Furthermore, the second largest shareholder of ByteDance, the company that created TikTok, was none other than the Zhuge family.
[Recommended Video]
[Hero of Shangyang NoName, participates in the demon cat challenge at the water park!]
[View Count: 1,834,597,115]
At some point, Na-me’s videos became continually exposed to the TikTok algorithm, showing no signs of declining views.
Shaolin’s condemnation protests accelerated.
*
“Donkatsu isn’t tasty. Yuna, do you wanna eat mine?”
“Sure, give it to me. Why isn’t it good? It’s super delicious.”
Yuna stuffed her face with the last piece of donkatsu.
After exhausting themselves earlier and having a fulfilling lunch, drowsiness washed over them.
They could nap in the hut if need be, but the kids wouldn’t let that happen.
“Hey guys, shall we go play at the warm spa? They say bubbles come out from the walls and floor. Bubbly bubbly!”
“What are you talking about? We gotta go to the water arcade to ride the slides and dive!”
“There’s a diving show coming up too!”
“Let’s hurry, NoName! We should go now or we’ll have to wait!”
“Uncle, we’re taking Na-me out for fun!”
“Sure, always stick together! Oh, is Luri going too?”
Luri, munching on churros, trailed behind in excitement.
“I feel like I’ve become a walking named NPC with all this attention.”
“Being famous sounds great, hee hee.”
Sadly, she decided to walk separately from Saetbyeol from the afternoon onwards.
Being with her doubled the attraction and attention.
Though Koreans were nice enough not to follow openly,
Just riding an idle water slide a few times could spark a miraculous increase in the line tenfold.
“Waaaaaaah!”
The four-person tube twirled while speeding down the steep water slide.
There was even a hologram display inside the slide, making it feel like they were inside a real cave.
As they heard chirp chirp chirp and bats flew up,
Squish-
Luri stretched out her upper body and hugged me.
[I will protect you, sister.]
Even if Luri was a little soaked, this level of loyalty seemed acceptable.
Rubbing her silken hair, I felt warmth rather than thrills.
*
Splash-
During the highlight of the day, the security guard’s diving show was in full swing.
“Wait a minute, I need to go to the bathroom. Meet me at the hut later.”
“Uh-huh.”
I left my friends captivated by the show and headed up to the hut.
[4th Floor.]
As expected.
Lee Hyun-do, the CEO, was staring out the window dressed in tropical Hawaiian fashion.
“Did you have something to say to me? A busy person took their vacation just for this.”
Turning his chair, Lee Hyun-do replied.
“Haha, I need to make some memories with my beautiful daughters. Honestly, I didn’t call the Wizard for any big reason. I just wanted to ask you one thing…”
“Yes?”
“What happened last year at the National Exchange Tournament? What issue did you have with the association? I heard that Love Kim is in quite a difficult situation.”