I Couldn’t Afford to Buy Mana, so I Started Streaming

[Now, let’s start praising NoName][1927]

(USA considering allowing Dreaming Mode in 15 states.jpg)

What if I lobby with $1 billion? laugh

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VariA capsule sales have already surpassed 500 billion won, what can you guys even do? laugh

(Amazon free delivery event for Dream Capsule in 86 countries.jpg)

Right now, the entire world…

(European Union introducing bill for subsidizing Dreaming Mode subscription fees for the working class.jpg)

…is supporting NoName, but…

(Janjeol planning to hire 100,000 within 3 years.jpg)

…who’s gonna stop it? laugh

(Janjeol shareholder list NoName 100%.jpg)

God? Tell him to shut up.

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From today, NoName is the god of Earth.

[Comments]

-Bujin NoName Gon-gon-rae

-This is truly on a state power level laugh

-God of a new world, woah gasp

-Isn’t 100% share too much? Let’s share a bit too!

-It hasn’t even been two months since the National Exchange Tournament ended, how is this possible? laugh

└ Right after Human Transmutation was announced, the monopoly industry was created gasp

└ Tsk tsk, Earthlings can’t keep up with NoName’s speed at all.

-Have there ever been such a one-person operating mega company in history?

└ At least Cargill, it’s a family business too. If they go public, it could be worth $3 trillion, so they could be around 10th in the world.

└ Family business (with over 100 family members)

Click!

Like the Eiffel Tower in Paris, NoName was intently looking at her phone while sitting high alone on the podium.

She glanced down for a moment and made a peace sign with her hand.

Tourists could take pictures of NoName sitting in the center from anywhere in the popup store.

-NoName sitting on the podium is so cool. Plus, she’s the ultimate powerhouse, that’s crazy gasp

└ That pillar was the only thing towering in the center of the popup store, was that intentional?

└ Yeah, it’s 100% planned marketing for NoName’s personality.

The experience of meeting a celebrity in person tends to reflect in huge goodwill.

Photos taken by visitors spread worldwide via SNS.

(I saw NoName at the VariA store. So cute!)

(Could she really be an angel sent from the heavens?)

(I took a picture of NoName, the owner of the Dream Capsule.)

(NoName managed the popup store without a break for nine hours.)

(NoName candid cam 1 hour)

[Why hasn’t NoName created a religion?]

Isn’t NoName really the closest person to the reborn Jesus?

Unlike those cultists who claim miracles if you hit them, NoName seems to have pulled several decades of future technology into the present.

[Comments]

-I don’t know about cults, but there are a lot of scammers using NoName’s name.

└ This truly is the land of scammers, God Han-guk.

-Remarkably, the only religion that acknowledges NoName’s existence is ‘Namessiahnism’ which is a form of Namessia church.

└ Really? gasp

└ This place is forcibly occupied by Virtual YouTubers + nerdy fans.

└ How can the official doctrine be “please don’t ignore me just because I’m small?” laugh

└ There’s no leader, only followers~! How wholesome and nice!

-Does Islam not recognize a messiah or something? I’ve always found them the scariest.

└ Because she’s a woman, they’re denying it with all their might.

└ Sounds like a pseudo-religion laugh I’d rather believe in Namessia Church.

Even those who were well-versed in NoName largely failed to notice.

NoName’s strategy of blocking cults in advance was…

200% effective.

Aspiring cult leaders swarmed her, hoping to pick up crumbs.

But the Namessia religion, which has solid authenticity and history, was firmly standing before them.

[Here! A doujin animation featuring NoName as the protagonist!]

Upon hearing this, the scammers scattered, exclaiming, “Is that really a religion…?”

There might be an idolization figure, but it wasn’t a divine being or a leader.

The concept of atomized religion was introduced into social science, garnering academic attention, but that’s a story for much later.

On the seventh day of the popup store, the last day.

“Cough… Hic!”

Perched on a pillar, NoName stretched her body and slowly stood up.

The mission given to her was significant.

The reason she insisted on 100% ownership of Janjeol.

NoName believed that if it wasn’t her, no one could suggest the correct vision.

With that thought in mind, she clapped her hands filled with magic power.

[Cast: Resonance]

Ding ding ding!

The chime rang three times.

She waited until the drone camera found its level.

As the noise settled, her keynote speech began.

“Thanks to your interest, the Dream Capsule popup store, in partnership with Janjeol and VariA, has been successfully concluded. Over the past week, we achieved 300,000 visitors. Thank you.”

Despite the continuous applause, NoName penetrated the sound with a clear voice.

“I have quite a bit to share today. If you’re interested, please listen carefully.”

Some rushed out due to bathroom emergencies, while others sat on the floor, preparing for a lengthy talk.

It started with a discussion about Dream Stone 2, which everyone was curious about.

Cancer, leukemia, hypertension, and hyperlipidemia.

For decades, humanity has questioned whether these areas are conquerable.

“Currently, we have secured over 90% of the technology. It has been proven that the suppression ability of Namessia is stronger than the division of cancer cells, and even in advanced stages of cancer, analysis suggests a full recovery can be achieved in ten years.”

Then hospitals will only be visited when one needs to remove large tumors or receive a clean bill of health.

But a significant problem remained for the commercialization of Dream Stone 2.

“First, it’s the issue of engraving density. A quantum computer with zetta-flops level computing capability failed to create an engraving circuit.”

Creating engraving circuits ultimately relies on machines.

Unlike humans, machines must process faster than the interactions between small particles in a quantum entangled state to draw magic circles.

The more information contained, the faster the processing speed must become.

Surpassing the limits of yotta-flops; it was a time that demanded collective intelligence of humanity over mere intelligence.

Thus, significant investments in R&D facilities were predicted.

“Second is the mana link problem. Currently, for Dream Stone 1, it’s estimated that the entire nation can use it without issue except for a few mana-poor countries. However, the situation may change with Dream Stone 2. Therefore, Janjeol plans to invest at the national level in mana infrastructure.”

At that moment, Manager Lee Bo-reum connected the streaming to Twish broadcasting.

“In the end, all problems seem to boil down to energy. I’ve recently felt that the Earth’s resources can’t keep up with the brains of humans and AI. In the future, we may reach a point where not just nations, but companies, and even individuals will need to build their own Magic Power Plants.”

└ gasp

└ The scale is unbelievable.

└ Is this a NoName-style New Deal policy? gasp

└ So, the technology is adequate but it fails to commercialize?

└ Why is she living 50 years ahead?

└ God NoName really is crazy laugh

└ Do we need to create a super quantum computer now?

└ It seems difficult to cure mental illnesses or dementia.

└ The brain seems a bit tricky.

“From Dream Stone 3 onwards, I’ll hold back on uncertainties. However, instead, I’ll share the vision of the company with you.”

└ Why are you sharing a vision with us, whom you aren’t even shareholders…?

└ ???: Just know I’m gonna do this.

└ laughing

└ I admit you’re a kind dictator.

└ Who needs shareholder refunds anyway?

[Personalized diagnostic services]

[Living a healthy long life]

This is something all biotechnological companies often say.

Predictable, but the hardest to practice.

“Currently, all health diagnostic services available on the market compare only verified data from hundreds of years of research.”

This causes two main problems.

Humanity cannot identify diseases that have yet to be discovered, nor can they trace the causes of diseases that will emerge when they grow old.

“Thus, by learning the genomic map of humans with generative ASI, we plan to provide enhanced diagnostic functions, along with simpler and more intuitive UX/UI. Do you know the FPS game Resonance? It shows damaged areas differently for head, torso, and limbs. I wonder if we can present it in a similar way.”

└ Did NoName create a game character for reality and now is turning reality into a game?

└ That’s seriously ridiculous! gasp

└ Wow, I really hope they tell me how damaged my hand is.

└ She’s totally going all out laugh But how do you think it’s possible?

└ After experiencing Human Transmutation, my threshold has shot up laugh

└ NoName, you’ve completely wrecked my dopamine system…

“This might be my last sentence. Living a healthy long life. Having a body of a 100-year-old while feeling 60. This might be the ultimate evolution of the Dream Stone.”

I wasn’t particularly concerned about descendants I hadn’t even been born yet.

Yet, when pondering solutions to long-term low growth and aging, there was no answer other than this.

As she finished her speech and prepared to step down from the podium, one comment caught her eye.

-The elfification of all humanity, that’s NoName’s wish…

“Hmm. Maybe that could be true.”

*

After the event in Puerto Rico ended, we returned to Korea without delay.

I flat-out rejected the executives’ request to have a meal together.

After all the agreements were concluded, a celebration party felt like merely a waste of time.

After arriving in Korea, discussions were made with the Sephiron Foundation regarding commercial land, and a construction firm was selected to establish Janjeol’s headquarters.

In doing so, three days flew by.

Meanwhile, the USA had completely surrendered.

Staying true to its national character of prioritizing freedom above all else, riots erupted across the country.

The Dreaming Mode could surprisingly be reset at any time during emergencies with a single ‘Mana Prevention Pad,’ providing a workaround.

I could bet all my money and limbs that they clearly hadn’t read my safety reports.

What good is it if no one reads it anyway?

“Whoosh…”

About two months after the National Exchange Tournament closing ceremony, I received the Varia Dream-1 Pro that I ordered at home.

Why do new products always come out on Fridays?

Next Friday, Samsung will launch, and the following Friday, the other four companies will roll out their new products in a row.

While I was transferring capsule data, scrolled through emails meaningless, then…

I spotted the most familiar company name in the world.

[Riot Games to NoName…]

As soon as I saw the content, my eyes widened in shock.

I immediately turned on the broadcast to gather viewers.

[NoName]

[Legacy of Legends – VariA Dream 1 Unpacking Ceremony]

[Broadcasting Time – 0:17:49]

[Number of Viewers – 424,683]

-It took 18 minutes today

-This isn’t right ㅠㅠㅠㅠ We’ve waited so long!

-Not even an esports finals but 400,000 people laughing

-Really fast delivery, NoName-chan

-NoName received a capsule, and auntie is at the age needing capsule medicine…

-VariA capsule seems unexpectedly expensive ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-Wow, the unpacking ceremony is so exciting, ding ding ding ding!

-I’m curious about NoName’s happiest memory! laugh

-Look, the world’s most communicative CEO is here!

-The tag for room leader is weird though.

“Hello everyone. Still, we watched without restraint last week, right?”

[Accessing Void Space.]

[Skip]

[‘biglargehat’ donated 10,000 won!]

-I miss when the room leader broadcasted for 8 hours already ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[User Name: Welcome NoName.]

[Skip]

[‘Baeksan-du’ donated 30,000 won!]

-I still think about the villain alert meme laughing

[This VR capsule is equipped with Dreaming Mode-]

[Skip]

“Everyone, I have some shocking news to share.”

[‘Ha-ru Baek-al’ donated 100,000 won!]

-Gasp! Are you talking about the doctors’ union voting for a general strike?

“Legacy of Legends will be re-released with Asteria. It seems they’re also making a skin for me.”

-???

-So what about the capsule unpacking ceremony?

-When did NoName switch to the VariA Capsule? laugh

-No way, right? Right?

-Gasp, NoName skin would be amazing, I want that!

-Unpacking ceremony (it’s already unpacked and installed)

-Open the Dreaming Mode quickly; I feel dizzy!

-Lol, nobody can stop the League of Legends girls…

“So I need your ideas on how to make the skin, everyone! First, let’s go take a look at the newly changed battlefield.”

[‘Darinsirin’ donated 10,000 won!]

-Let’s open the Dreaming Mode server first!!! (bang)(bang)(bang)

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