NOVEL NEXT Chapter 567
Na-me’s presentation was sensationally reported in news around the world.
How to use Dreaming Mode, usage time, videos proving its various effects, and the expected release date were all detailed in the announcement to the viewers.
Given that they landed a contract worth 360 trillion KRW, there’s bound to be not a single lie in that content.
For a limited time, all communities had unlocked the taboo, filling up with stories about Na-me.
[NoName’s ‘Dreaming Mode’ is a groundbreaking innovation, wow! ㅇㅇㅎㅎㅎ]
(Screenshot of NoName’s V-tube live broadcast.jpg)
General/mild ailments like sinusitis and allergic rhinitis can be treated just by using a capsule every day.
Blood sugar, cholesterol, triglycerides, and serum creatinine/urea nitrogen levels can all be optimized.
The more you use Dreaming Mode daily, the more it’s expected to naturally prevent hypertension or cancer. (From II onwards, gradual treatment functions will also be provided.)
Diabetes patients can just use Dreaming Mode for about 5 minutes once a day without any impact on daily life.
It can’t perfectly tackle viruses yet, but parasitic infections or bacterial diseases can be sufficiently treated.
And how much is all this, you ask?
[Monthly subscription fee is 2% of the capsule’s retail price (staged discounts down to 1% over the next 5 years).]
[100% of net profit is planned to be invested in installing global mana infrastructure & Dream Stone II R&D.]
(Edited image of NoName holding Dream Stone, with red crazy eyes.jpg)
They’re just set on ruling the world, for sure.
[Comments]
-Wow, the cyberpunk era has arrived ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
-Is this technology even possible? lol
-Conquering diabetes and cancer? What the heck? lol
-2% isn’t that super expensive? You’d have to pay 40,000 KRW a month, that’s too much.
└ Isn’t the universal cure that Qin Shi Huang sought only 40,000 KRW? Are you kidding?
└ (Constantly changing the 2 million KRW capsule every six months)
└ Divide that by 30, and it’s 1,300 KRW, but bus fare is 1,500 KRW lol
-Used capsules are gonna skyrocket in value.
-I only have one capsule at home, what happens if we share it?
└ Subscriptions are obviously per person. But there might be family discounts.
-It’s cheaper to set up mana links and storage towers in war zones or impoverished countries than to build hospitals.
└ Are you a genius?
└ To save them, we’d need to buy loads of Dream Stones.
[Currently, EU without spending a dime on Janjeol marketing.]
(NoName & Adella duo.jpg)
These kids are seriously the most famous in the world lol
[Comments]
-100 billion KRW Super Bowl ad in 30 seconds <<< NoName streaming broadcast
-We must win (Nike 1 trillion KRW lifetime sponsorship signed) <<< Slap slap (Adella, the lifetime slave, gets hit)
└ Is slap slap going insane? lol
└ Whenever mana runs low, they can pull in a cash injection of 5 billion KRW lol
-When you think about it, there's no duo scammer like this lol
-Why would you need marketing? (Actually no clue)
└ For real, they’d be fighting over capsules that are compatible with Dream Stones.
[Capsule 6 major companies plan to produce 30 million units by the 28th of next month.]
Now, there are over 3 billion capsule users worldwide, yet they’re only expecting 30 million units in a month? Are they kidding?
Additionally, VariA guys released their initial batch of 500 units as a Pro-whatever edition for 100 million KRW.
(VaRia Dream Prometheus Edition – Sold Out)
It sold out in 0.1 seconds – that’s legendary lol
They’re likely to be usable by the following week.
[Comments]
-Subscription fee “200 million KRW/month”
-They know how to do business!
-They’ll surely sell regular capsules cheaply, right? Please...
└ They said they’re definitely releasing products under 200 million KRW.
└ Phew, thank goodness.
└ That just means the competition will get fierce, though.
-Now there's a job posting for Samsung factory staff lol
[Is there a trembling haebungie...?]
(Neo-Nodeon, Panosa, Medinology stock chart.jpg)
It's a pharmaceutical company specializing in diabetes, and their stocks just tanked by 65% in pre-market trading...
It should be okay once the normal market opens… right?
Please say it will be okay ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Comments]
-Neo-Nodeon’s market cap is solid, so it should be fine to dump after the market opens, but the others are iffy...
└ Are you saying this is a high point?
-Up to 100 trillion can evaporate in an instant. Don’t trust the market too much.
-NoName's Wednesday ㄷㄷ
└ Wow, that's sick lol
└ The demon of Wednesday, NoName.
└ (Pepe suicide image.jpg)
-??? Is it possible to use it immediately without any approval process?
└ Seems like the capsule company applied for emergency use approval.
└ We’ll have to wait and see if it passes this week.
At 10:30 PM Korean time, four hours after Na-me’s announcement,
the US market, which leads global capital markets, had just opened.
As everyone anticipated, every industry that Dreaming Mode could replace crashed hard.
However, the stock market was a sea of red celebration lights.
[S&P 500 
4.21%]
[NASDAQ Composite
“I should have bought when I had the chance!”
At Gu Ryong High School, the stock craze was in full swing.
This was not a phenomenon confined to Gu Ryong but a nationwide one.
As various themed stocks took turns skyrocketing up to their limits, it was natural for everyone to lose their minds.
Tuesday, September 30, clear skies, today’s themed stock: toys.
Parents would buy lots of toys for their kids since they spent less on medical expenses.
“Why the heck did only my Samsung go up by 5% while everyone else is soaring? Saetbyeol, what’s going on? Isn’t your sister in Korea holding it down from above so it can’t rise?”
“Haha no way! Na-me unni doesn’t do stock!”
Bae Da-hee whined, and Saetbyeol responded with a smile.
“Ugh, I should have just bought anything that looked good.”
“What’s done is done. How about this? The family restaurant we went to yesterday was tasty. Let’s invest there instead. Yes, yes, full buy gooooo!”
“Hey, if you invest carelessly like that, you’ll end up losing…! This is money I borrowed from Mom. If I lose, I’ll have to work part-time to pay her back.”
“Pfft, what’s wrong with Vips? It tasted good to me.”
Cheon Saetbyeol smacked her lips in regret.
Sweet break time ended and class time arrived.
She was usually attentive in class, but recently she had paid even more attention to her posture.
As she became famous, the eyes watching her were multiplying.
Thus, accustomed to thinking like a celebrity, Saetbyeol was always mindful of her conduct.
‘Ideally, I wanted to leave right after class…’
Saetbyeol kept looking around with her bright eyes before raising her hand high.
“Teacher! I have a question!”
“Sure, what’s your question, Saetbyeol?”
“I have a shoot for Room Fortress Warrior coming up, so could I leave a bit early?”
“Whoa!!!”
“Wahooooo!”
“Let me go! Let me go!”
The students cheered in chorus.
The math teacher scratched his head in a bit of trouble before pointing to a problem.
“Do you know what the slope of the tangent drawn from 1.2 is? If you solve this, I’ll let you go.”
“Oh, Teacher, I really don’t have time!”
“Then hurry up! You need to hurry!”
“Waaaaah, I really don’t have time…! Ughhh!”
Saetbyeol dashed out and swiftly solved the problem.
Tap tap tap-
“Answer is 0 and 2!”
“Ooh… that’s right, you got it. Did you do it in your head?”
“Yep? No, teacher, I’m still a bit young for that… isn’t it too early…?”
“You should be old enough to do it in your head by now… Oh my god! Did you just say you did it in your head?”
“Ahhhh! Sorry, sorry, my ear is bad!”
Cheon Saetbyeol dashed out of the classroom with a bright red face, backpack in tow.
“I, I recorded it! Then see you!”
The math teacher, feeling relieved, held onto the lectern for a while.
“Phew… kids, I thought I was going down. This is truly a teacher’s life-changing moment. It’s precarious, really…”
“Hahaha!”
“Seriously, there’s a limit to misunderstanding. Did she really think I asked if she was pregnant? Out in the open with a student? Shouldn’t that be filtered in her brain at least once…?”
The teacher, in utter shock, kept blurting out words like a rapid-fire.
“Are you kidding me?!”
Having successfully updated her life’s embarrassing history, Cheon Saetbyeol let out a shriek and ran down the stairs.
*
Meanwhile, corporate production was proceeding smoothly.
I didn’t even have to significantly change the design structure to slot in the channeling process I created.
The following sales process remained the same.
Excluding stockpiling issues, I speculated that there would be no major problems moving forward.
However, there was a slight glitch regarding national regulations.
It seemed that pharmaceutical companies and the medical association were strongly pressuring the FDA through lobbying.
There were several articles expressing negative views about Dreaming Mode, which I expected.
However, it seemed challenging to break through with VariA’s relatively weak ties with the government.
As long as it gets approved in the US, it’s just a matter of time before it does in Korea.
For this aspect, I was considering the ambiguous position of Janjeol Corporation to negotiate.
For now, Janjeol Clan is indeed a Korean clan.
But is Janjeol Corporation a Korean corporation?
It’s on American Academy ground, which is extraterritorial…?
Then does that mean Janjeol Corporation is an American corporation?
But it was established as a corporation in Korea?
Essentially, I’m employing a ‘I don’t really know either’ strategy.
If I can create a public sentiment where the masses are on edge, it would be the icing on the cake.
I sat quietly in the studio getting my hair and makeup done while holding onto several plans.
“Na-me, you’re so cute! Your skin is so smooth, it’s like a baby!”
“Really? I’ve been staying up late lately, so I don’t think I look good.”
“Really? It doesn’t show at all. I’ll just apply a touch of powder blush to bring a little glow!”
“Yes, please.”
Eventually, Cheon Saetbyeol arrived at the studio late and collapsed to the floor beside me.
“Waah waah waah, school life is ruined…”
Why is she acting like this again?