I Can’t Be Sword God

Chapter 78





78 Giving miss Gongsun a massage

Hong Luan felt that this was the longest journey in her ghost life.

With the little Daoist priest by her side, she was afraid of exposing herself even if she walked a few steps faster, so she had to maintain her delicate posture and slowly walk back.

Although Li Chu had never exerted any pressure, it still made it difficult for her to breathe.

However, Li Chu’s attention was never on her.

After a few days of not visiting the town, Li Chu noticed that there were some changes.

Previously, the old shopkeeper of the miscellaneous study had hung the words ‘little Daoist priest Li’s favorite study’ outside the door, and the business had been booming for a while.

There were many customers every day, most of them female. Even if they came for a walk and didn’t buy anything, it would still bring about a lot of popularity.

Following that, many other taverns followed suit. Li Chu found that the taverns he had been to in his early years had the words ” little Daoist Li’s favorite taverns ” on them. The medicine shop that he had visited when he was a child had the words ‘little Daoist priest Li’s favorite medicine shop’ on it. The restaurant that he had always been reluctant to go to and had only accompanied Gongsun Zhe to once was also listed as ” little Daoist priest Li’s favorite restaurant.

The most outrageous thing was that even full spring brothel followed the trend and hung the words ” little Daoist Li’s favorite brothel ” on it.

This was a little too much.

Li Chu thought that he would have to talk to these bosses one day to discuss the issue of the endorsement fee.

Not long after, the two of them finally arrived at the Yuhang county government office.

Hong Luan’s tears were about to fall. She had never felt so close to a place before.

As soon as she arrived at the door of the Yamen office, she couldn’t wait and said, ” “Little Daoist priest Li, I’m here. Don’t worry anymore. I’ll definitely remember your kindness in saving me. ”

“Alright,” he said. Li Chu nodded and turned around to leave.

At this time, Gongsun Rou walked out from the door. She had recently called Bai Ling her sister. When she heard that Bai Ling had been captured by a demon, she was very worried. When she suddenly heard that Li Chu had sent her back, she quickly went out to greet him.

“Sister Bai Ling, you’ve worried me to death …”

Gongsun Rou said as she arrived in front of Li Chu.

“Little Daoist priest li, it’s all thanks to you again.” She said softly.

“It’s just my duty.” Li Chu said indifferently.

Gongsun Rou lowered her head and caught a glimpse of the tear on his sleeve. It looked like it was caused by the sharp claws of a wild beast. She hurriedly asked,”You’re injured?”

it’s nothing serious, ” Li Chu replied. it’s just a small injury.

“Why don’t you come in? I’ll help you apply the medicine and fix your clothes.” Gongsun Rou said in a low voice.

Li Chu thought for a moment. It didn’t seem necessary to apply medicine, but he could patch up his clothes.

There were many people staring at him along the way. Although he was used to being stared at, it was not good to be stared at because of his untidy clothes.

“Then I’ll have to trouble you, miss Gongsun,” he nodded.

“Follow me.” Gongsun Rou smiled lightly.

She turned around happily and led Li Chu into the house.

Hong Luan stood on the spot and blinked. A trace of autumn wind swept the fallen leaves under her feet.

Didn’t you say you were worried to death?

Just look at me.

Ha.

Women.

……

Gongsun Rou brought Li Chu to her room and took out her sewing box.

The tear on Li Chu’s sleeve was quite big, but fortunately, his Daoist robe had always been wide-sleeved, so he could easily sew it back up.

She asked Li Chu to sit down while she stood at the side and helped him with the sewing.

After carefully examining the tear on her clothes, she said, ” “This must be a very brutal monster.”

“It’s alright, it’s a little powerful.” Li Chu replied.

“Ya.”

Gongsun Rou suddenly noticed the three shallow, faint, and unremarkable “wounds” on Li Chu’s arms under the torn clothes. She immediately cried out in alarm.

this demon is too hateful. It actually caused you so much harm. She said indignantly.

“It’s fine, miss Gongsun doesn’t need to worry.”

“Little Daoist priest Li, you’ve worked so hard to exterminate the evil and defend the Dao.”

Gongsun Rou’s eyelashes fluttered, and her eyes were glistening. She couldn’t help but gently rub those “wounds” with her fingers in distress. At the same time, she asked worriedly,”Does it still hurt?”

“There’s really nothing, Yingluo.”

“Um.”

Unexpectedly, when Gongsun Rou raised her finger, the White marks disappeared.

It’s been wiped away,

There’s no more Yingluo

The two of them looked at each other, and the atmosphere became very awkward.

Gongsun Rou silently finished mending Li Chu’s clothes.

Her technique was very good. The thin needle shuttled back and forth between her tender fingertips, and her strength was soothing and gentle.

After a while, three beautiful embroideries appeared on Li Chu’s sleeves. If she wasn’t afraid that Li Chu couldn’t wait, Gongsun Rou would even want to embroider a few flowers on them.

She wanted him to see how virtuous she was.

“Many thanks, miss Gongsun.” Li Chu was also very satisfied with her technique and stood up to thank her.

“This is really as easy as lifting a finger.”

Gongsun Rou said with a smile. Suddenly, she raised her hand and touched her shoulder and muttered,”I’ve been feeling that my back and shoulders aren’t too comfortable these past two days. It’s even a little sore after standing for a long time.”

The speaker might not have meant it, but the listener did.

“Why don’t I give you a massage?” Li Chu’s eyes lit up.

“Eh? Daoist priest Li JR. Knows how to massage?” Gongsun Rou was somewhat surprised.

Her first thought was that the other party was trying to take advantage of her.

However, since the other party was Li Chu, he should not be.

If he wanted to take advantage of Yingluo, he could have just said so.

I’ve been studying the human body’s acupoints recently and have gained some insight. Perhaps it will be of help. Li Chu said.

In the process of learning the sunflower pressure point hand, he had indeed gained some understanding of the acupoints in the human body.

Compared to the magical effects of the meridians and acupoints, sealing one’s body with acupoints was only a very superficial application.

The zhenqi broke through in different order, which could produce different stimulation to the body. It was like lighting up the star map, which formed thousands of different techniques. It was amazing just thinking about it.

Although his understanding was far from the level of creating a cultivation technique, it was still very simple to promote blood circulation and dispel blood stasis, as well as to relax the meridians.

“Alright,” he said.

Gongsun Rou shyly nodded her head, went around behind the screen, and obediently lay down on the bed.

uh, hehe. Li Chu hesitated for a moment. miss Gongsun, it’s not convenient to press from the front. Please turn over.

“Oh.”

Gongsun Rou’s face became even redder. She turned over and used a pillow to cover her burning face.

Although the Heluo dynasty didn’t have such a strict gender-gap rule, they still cared about the physical contact between young men and women.

As a result, Li Chu only used a finger to tap on Gongsun Rou’s back shoulder.

And then,

The unbelievable moment had begun.

……

Hong Luan went to report to everyone that she was safe and returned to the backyard. She knew that Li Chu was with Gongsun Rou, so she didn’t want to get close to him.

However, because they were both women, the courtyard she lived in was next to Gongsun Rou’s, so it was inevitable that they would pass by Gongsun Rou’s room on the way back.

Just as she was passing by in a hurry.

Suddenly, he was startled.

She heard some strange sounds coming from Gongsun Rou’s room, which made her stop involuntarily.

He had a playful expression on his face.

……

Gongsun Rou felt Li Chu inject a stream of Qi into her body.

Li Chu said that it was a massage, but in reality, they did not have much contact. This made her a little disappointed.

But soon, he didn’t have time to think about it.

The reason Li Chu was like this was because pressing all the acupuncture points in his body was the same as pouring spirit energy into his finger and then using the spirit energy to attack the rest of his body.

He didn’t know what Gongsun Rou was feeling. He only turned his spirit power into a River and washed away all the blocked parts of her body. Not only her shoulders, but also her chest, abdomen, five internal organs, limbs, and bones.

The meridians in Gongsun Rou’s body were instantly cleared.

She felt a burst of comfort.

Ah!

Fireworks were playing in her mind.


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