I Became the Eldest Daughter of 10 Siblings

As a broadcaster, there are words you can’t utter. That is:
“No content today.”
There’s really nothing. What should I do?
Actually, I was planning to just do the morning broadcast and turn it off. But because everyone kept clamoring for me to continue, I turned the broadcast back on with the computer.
“…Today, we’re going to do- right now-”

-Dook dook dook dook
-Two snacks

“We’re going to explore the fan cafe!”
…I vaguely heard somewhere that fan cafe exploration is the best when you’re out of ideas.

-Hot topic
-Easy content, f*ck
-I’m
-Ruined
-Mild is good
-Pure fun sweet fun -> No fun
-Ghost-like tension drop lol
-Look at the viewers dropping lol
-Slowly,,,
-Let’s enforce some discipline

“Come on, how can I make legendary broadcasts every day? Just bear with me today. Okay?”

When I entered the fan cafe, Moon Jaehyun had decorated it quite well.
The main page had links to my YouTube, Instagram, and Twimer, and the most recently uploaded YouTube video was prominently displayed.
The cafe had two levels. The number of members was already 10,000.
It’s better than I thought.

Then, a resentful donation sound rang out.

‘HaYooPhilia’ donated 1,000 won!
-This bastard, how long has it been since the fan cafe was created, but her access count is 4 lol She’s always in and out of HaYoo gallery like it’s her own living room, so the fan cafe can’t develop. If you look at [HaYoo’s Space], this bitch hasn’t written a single post. Other streamers post two posts a day lol Shouldn’t you at least upload some selfies to maintain business ethics??

“What? You b-…”
I almost let out a curse, but the atmosphere in the chat window was ominous.

-Agree
-Agree
-True, I always come in after hearing the broadcast notification
-Come to think of it, that’s right
-Extremely agree
-Like
-Take off your clothes to apologize
-Agree, she ignores the fan cafe
-It’s a high-class meal but I extremely agree, you gay lol
-Like the correct words lol

In the end, I curled my tail.
“Thank you for your piercing criticism, HaYooPhilia-nim. I’m really sorry, tears are blurring my vision, sob sob. As a sign of reflection, I’ll do a punishment.”

I took off my earphones and knelt down. I raised my hands and looked up at the cam intently. With my lips pouted and an expression like a guilty puppy.

-Body ㅗㅜㅑ
-Let’s not forgive her for 10 minutes
-Bread lol
-Armpit fck it’s really a taste restaurant
-Look how soft it is lol
-Fck you idiots who don’t know what’s hot, you should look at the thighs
-Ahem
-Ahem
-Not forgiving
-Please do dogeza, sensei…
-The angle looking up, f*ck, you really know what’s hot
-As a 3-year member of the armpit gallery, this is definitely gallery master material
-Wow this bitch seems crazy for money, doesn’t she do something like OnlyFans

“I have frozen shoulder so it’s a bit hard now. Is this enough?”

The fanfare sound rang again.
It’s a familiar nickname.

‘AsiaPresidentRilme’ donated 10,000 won!
-Come over to Asia and let’s do Excel broadcasts with me,,, I think a lot of big hand oppas will come lol what do you think?

“What kind of ghost rice-eating Excel broadcast? I don’t dance. Shoo, shoo-”

Currently the hottest content on the Asian TV platform, Excel broadcast.
It’s a format where when a viewer makes a large star balloon donation, a song automatically plays and the designated female BJ comes out to dance.
But it didn’t suit my taste at all. I don’t like the noisy and messy structure like a club, and above all, I can’t dance.
…At least not yet.

‘AsiaPresidentRilme’ donated 10,000 won!
-Then shall we do business yuri with unnie? Height difference super possible

-Go go
-Gogoogogogo
-Oh? Intriguing
-Ril—queen
-Menhera X Haraguro lolol
-Oh this would be tasty

“Ah, I’m not doing it so please go out and do your own broadcast, auntie. And you seem like you’d start with business but then get serious alone and call and KakaoTalk and become obsessed.”

‘AsiaPresidentRilme’ donated 10,000 won!
-This bitch has a f*cking disease ㅡㅡ

-Lololololololololol
-Nose bleeding, agree lolololololol
-Lolololololol
-I like it even more lol
-Don’t look into the abyss..

I subtly lowered my arms and put my earphones back on. I entered the humor board where fan cafe members write posts.
“Are there any funny posts?”

Then one post caught my eye.
[Title: Some Twitter unnie’s level of madness.JPG]

Curiosity piqued, I clicked. Then, one image appeared.
It was a post written by a Twitter user.

Like Han Yujin @likehanyoujin · 2 hours ago
Han Yujin’s birthday is March 14th. That’s why I like March. There’s spring, cherry blossoms, and Han Yujin. This birthday, we all went to Lotte World together.

Like Han Yujin @likehanyoujin · 2 hours ago
Han Yujin eats sweet and sour pork by pouring the sauce. She also likes mint chocolate and mala tang. But her favorite is salmon sashimi.

Like Han Yujin @likehanyoujin · 2 hours ago
Han Yujin sings to soothe the quadruplets. Sometimes, I’ve recorded it and listened to it all day while sleeping.

Like Han Yujin @likehanyoujin · 2 hours ago
Han Yujin’s habit is shaking her legs. What is she anxious about that makes her shake? I’m worried.

“…Huh?”
A strange feeling stirred in my stomach. Because every single thing was correct.
I was even unconsciously shaking my leg right now.
Who on earth is this person!

‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-So is it true?

I answered evasively.
“It’s… true? Don’t you know the word ‘mang-bung’? Delusion molecule. The birthday and leg shaking are roughly correct. They must watch my broadcasts often. And I’m not part of the mint-choco clan. I’d rather drink detergent than eat mint chocolate.”

I quickly forgot about it and clicked on the next post.
[Title: Unknown idol HaYoo shoutout.jpg]

When I clicked on the post, a photo of some male idol’s Instagram story popped up.

Q. Oppa! What do you usually do when you rest?????
A. I stay at home and watch internet broadcasts lol HaYoo-nim has been really fun lately.

But the group this person belongs to, somehow feels familiar.
The group name is Favorite Boy Group. Abbreviated as FBG. A group that completely blows up in the future and even makes it to Billboard.
It seems they’re getting criticized as unknown now.
…Should I at least get in line? Who knows if some crumbs might fall later.

“Ah, first thank you for the shoutout. I guarantee these people will probably get to Billboard #1. I have a strong feeling.”

-Talking nonsense lol
-Honestly don’t know any of their songs
-Who are these unknowns?
-Who cares
-You think Billboard is your living room?
-An amateur fortune-teller kills people
-HaReverseHoney (If you go opposite of HaYoo, it’s honey)
-HaSuckRuin (If HaYoo sucks it, it’s ruined lol)

“Save the clip and watch it later. See whose words were right.”

I checked the title of the next post with my eyes.
[The most fun Galaxy War use map these days.jpg]

Use maps were custom maps made by Galaxy War users themselves.
Dodge bombs, control maps, horror, RPG.
There were many creative maps regardless of genre.
When I clicked on the post, I was shocked.

“You crazy bastards.”
The name of the map was HaYoo Undressing.
On the minimap, there was a woman with my face photoshopped on it wearing a skimpy bikini.
A map where one piece of clothing disappears each time you clear a stage.
In other words, if you clear everything, a completely naked image of me appears on the minimap.

“F*ck, what is thiiiiiiis-!”

-Lololololololololol
-Lolololololololololololol
-If you do this, I’ll admit you’re a first-class streamer lol
-Extreme anger lololololol
-Where can I download this map, it’s urgent
-The creator’s life is in danger lolol

“I’m suing. Don’t play it. It’s extremely shameful.”

After firmly warning, I clicked on the last post.
[Amateur dissing HaYoo.jpg]

“An amateur dissing HaYoo? I don’t know who it is, but I’ll take a look at their face.”

-It’s someone famous in the amateur scene recently after beating a few pros, but this bitch disses HaYoo

Right below was a screenshot of a conversation.

They wrote their diss of me very enthusiastically.
But it’s a nickname I know. The user who was playing with Han Sieun earlier.
Anyway, if they want to die, I should grant their wish.

“Killerqueen? I’ll put your name on my death note. I’ll tear you apart in the Courage Match. Everyone, just look forward to it.”

By the way,
…I’ve seen all the posts now.
I still don’t have a sense of what to do.

Let’s think calmly. Ignoring the viewers, let’s do what I really want to do.
HaYoo Gospel Chapter 1.
Money collection is the top priority.
HaYoo Gospel Chapter 2.
The easiest targets are the viewers.

So the conclusion is.
I opened Notepad on the screen.

“Now, for the next content. Let’s do this. If you have something you want, please recommend it with a donation. I’ll immediately do whatever gets the most recommendations. This isn’t an opportunity that comes every day.”

‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-How many votes do you get for 1000 won?

“For 1000 won, you get 1000 votes. So what does that mean? The more coins you have, the higher your ga-cha probability. I’ll start now!”

-?
-She’s asking for money to choose what content she’ll do
-I’m
-Ruined
– Want to tear her apart
-Money-hungry bitch
-HaYoo-like way of thinking lolol
-!vote 1
-!GalWar
-!Uterus punch

Complaints leaked out, but on the contrary, donations started exploding.

‘Daddy Bird’ donated 10,000 won!
-Horror game gogo~

“Wow. Our Daddy Bird made a big purchase for a horror game!”

‘Hyun Junho’ donated 100,000 won!
-Let’s do GalWar solo ranking

“Why are you here again? Aren’t you practicing? Anyway, Pro Hyun casually voted for solo ranking. Currently, GalWar solo ranking is in first place.”

‘Santa Grandfather’ donated 100,000 won!
-GalWar deduction

“Ahahah-! Santa-nim deducted with a 100,000 won donation. Galaxy War big hands, are you going to stay still? Mr. Hyun Junho?”

‘GalWarBigHandRepresentative’ donated 100,000 won!
-Build up GalWar again go

“Ah, our Galaxy War Big Hand Representative firmly said one thing! I’ve built it up again for you.”

And so donations exploded like fireworks from here and there.

“Now, I’ll show you the current situation on Notepad.”

======
GalWar Solo Ranking Ladder 830000
Horror Game (Super Scary) 840000
Black Souls 440000
Outdoor Broadcast 380000
…
..
.

Unlike the corners of my mouth rising higher and higher, the public sentiment in the chat window was hitting rock bottom.

-Gold-digging Korean woman fck acting like an orphan fck
-Like if you’re happy about the votes being split for HaYoo
-Ahem
-How much did you suck out with this fck lol
-Galaxy beggars have no money lol
-Let’s end this please
-Really, the only fcking broadcaster in the world who collects money from viewers to decide what content she’ll do is this fcking whre

“You, get out.”

‘Hyun Junho’ donated 10,000 won!
-You all don’t know that HaYoo jumps around collecting money so viciously and maliciously but secretly donates behind the scenes…

‘NoseMan’ donated 1,000 won!
-But I really want to watch anything now, whether it’s fcking GalWar or horror game, but these fcking bastards unnecessarily have so much money;; It’s too hard to watch this crazy bitch going wild with excitement

“…You get out too. Now, I’ll count down. Ten- Nine- Eight- Seven- Six-!”

Just as it seemed like it would be settled on playing a horror game,
A fanfare sound rang.

‘AsiaPresidentRilme’ donated 1,000,000 won!
-Not solo ranking but use map. The map is HaYoo Undressing.

-Lololololololololol
-Lol
-Ril—–queen
-As expected, the GOAT of the broadcasting world
-Lolololololololololololol
-If it’s HaYoo Undressing, I extremely agree
-Take more lol
-As expected Rilqueen
-Asia President! Asia President! Asia President!
-You die if you change your words

“…Ah, that’s a bit.”

Then, the temperature in the chat window dropped like the dead of winter.

-?
-??
-Temptress bitch
-No way;;;
-I’m
-Ruined
-I’m
-Sucking all the money but not wanting to take responsibility, is this Korean woman mindset for real?
-Ruined
-She said she’d do anything
-Why do you watch this bitch’s broadcast?

“…Ah, okay. I’ll count down. I’ll really count. Really really ji-in, jja! Should I count? Should you count?”

-Ah hurry up and count lol

I counted down slowly like a crawling turtle. Desperately hoping for donations to explode.
But,
Not a single one explodes.

“…Five- Four- Three- Two- One-”

Is no one really going to shoot?

“…0.5.”

Are you really telling me to play a map that undresses me?

“…0.25.”

Really?

As I was about to count the last number in resignation.
A fanfare rang pleasantly like a savior.