NOVEL NEXT Chapter 5: It's A Chicken Coop… (1)
[Author: ㅇㅇ(154.55)]
[Really, really, really fragrant virgin scent picture][11]
(An elf girl covering her face with one hand and showing her opposite armpit.jpg)
"It smells fragrant~"
Tenant Farmer Fan■: Lolololol that's it, lololol
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812): This one talks crap even to a 140-year-old elf, lol
ㄴ Tenant Farmer Fan■: Argh!!! I didn't know it was you, damn it!!! Go clean up the chicken coop!!
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(154.55): It's not a chicken coop, okay?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812): Yeah, you're the chicken coop. Still have the unblurred birthday pic, lol. How can someone be 140 years old lolololVirgin Detector■: Not a virgin
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812): Non-virgin exposed, lolololol. Ugh! Even the smell of a mop in a chicken coop, lololol
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(154.55): Really... What are you saying? I'm a fresh virgin, okay?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812): Lololol fresh, lololol. Did your conscience disappear along with your virginity? Lololol. And if you've been a virgin for 140 years, that's expired~
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(154.55): Hey, who are you to start a fight? Are you a demon?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812): Demon, lololol. Starting to show your true colors? Lololol. As expected, a species discriminator? Lololol. Non-virgin, chicken coop, and now species discrimination, lololol
[Author: Space Dirt Spoon■] = [Helen Redrose]
[Look at today's lunch for a poor guy....][4]
(Super expensive food picture.jpg)
[Is this what average looks like for a ■■gallery dirt spoon...?]
[Whoopee■: Does this guy not know what a dirt spoon means??? Why is this considered dirt, damn it]
ㄴ Never Get An A■: This guy's just pretending; they always eat expensive stuff while claiming to be a dirt spoon
ㄴ Whoopee■: Sigh, again, I'm the only one serious about the gallery... Where's the thief that doesn't steal from this guy?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(101.411): Is that guy even active these days? I haven't heard of him showing up recently
[Author: Mojito Deliveryman■] = [Poporing Spyria]
["Farewell, Magical Girl Urara."][10]
(A smug witch looked down with arms crossed.jpg)
[It was just a series that aired when I wasn't around, that's all.]
ㅇㅇ(74.859): Honestly, after Mesugaki Witch came out, I stopped even looking at Urara.
ㄴ Justice's Magical Girl■: Mesugaki Witch is just a third-rate copy that aired due to the popularity of Magical Girl Urara.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859): Popularity? A comic that cheats for recommendations and trends? Lololol
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859): Even with cheating, it got crushed by Mesugaki Witch in recommendations, right? Lololol
ㄴ Justice's Magical Girl■: My sister doesn't resort to such cheating.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859): It trends within 10 seconds every time it's posted; isn't that cheating? Lololol
ㄴ Justice's Magical Girl■: It means that many people love my sister's work.
[Healthy Nickname32■: Honestly, the guy who's into Magical Girl Urara is just pretending; can't be serious. Who would seriously like that crap?]
ㄴ Justice's Magical Girl■: Mesugaki Witch is just a third-rate copy that aired due to the popularity of Magical Girl Urara.
ㄴ Healthy Nickname32■: Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.
[Author: ㅇㅇ(122.37)]
[Condition of a woman's fingernails after succeeding in the challenge of not removing her finger from her vagina for 48 hours][7]
(A little blonde girl held a red card and said no.jpg)
[Wait! Just wait. I get that you're angry!]
[But what's the best choice in this situation?]
[It's to click recommend so that as many people as possible can see this post.]
[I'll wait for your good judgment.]
[Virgin Detector■: Yeah, I don't care because I knew it was bait. Because even if you put a finger in your vagina for a week, only the finger wrinkles; the nails stay the same.]
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(112.119): ...How does the Detector guy know this?
ㄴ Flame Sandwich■: Really, why do they know this...?
[Tenant Farmer Fan■: But every time I see that picture, it turns me on so much…]
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(112.119): ...? What is this guy on about now?
ㄴ WhatShouldMyNicknameBe■: Honestly, you can't blame him! That picture is arousing; I've used it a few times myself.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(112.119): Yep, I'm blocking all these creepy commenters.
After watching it for three days, I realized the gallery’s addictiveness was tremendous.
My initial determination not to use it had completely vanished, and I found myself spending most of my time browsing through the gallery.
[Ah, seriously, it's been three days, and I'm feeling suicidal... During this time, my childhood friend stopped by my house once, but I was too scared and pretended I wasn't home...][0]
Suddenly, a new post appeared at the top of the gallery.
The title alone revealed the author’s identity.
“If Evelyn wrote a post…”
[Sextaterus]
Name: Evelyn Marigold
Titles: Childhood Friend Assaulter, Pro Dark Gallery User, Talented Sorceress
Characteristics: Childhood Friend LV MAX, Sleep Assaulter LV3, Pure Love LV3, Masturbation Addict LV3, Continuous Climax LV1, Defeated Masturbation LV1...
Number of Sexual Encounters: 1 time ▶ Click to learn more!
Vaginal Sex: 1 time
Anal Sex: 0 times
Oral Sex: 0 times
Number of Masturbations: 1283 > 1284 times
Maximum Climaxes in One Day: 16 times
Last Masturbation Material Used: First sex with Ian
“…As expected, she masturbated this morning.”
After checking the Sextaterus, I could predict Evelyn’s daily masturbation habits with accuracy.
She averaged about three sessions a day.
One after waking up and two before going to bed.
The masturbation material was almost always our first sexual encounter, with only one exception.
‘But what does “Defeated Masturbation” mean?’
I recognized the name of the masturbation material Evelyn had used and the new characteristic ‘Defeated Masturbation’, but its meaning eluded me.
Could it refer to masturbating after a defeat?
Although I had spent less time masturbating and more time browsing the gallery over the last three days, there were still many terms I didn’t understand.
It seemed that after masturbating, Evelyn would be struck by reality, and she often wrote depressing posts in the gallery when her masturbation count increased.
“There are a lot of comments.”
Five comments had already appeared on Evelyn’s post in the brief time I had spent checking her Sextaterus.
[Author: Childhood Friend Assaulter■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Ah, really, it's been three days, and I feel like killing myself... During this time, my childhood friend came over to my house once, but I was too scared and pretended not to be there...][5]
[...Ah, he must know I'm avoiding him. Then he must have realized that what I did to him wasn't just a dream... But since he hasn't said anything... Ahhhhh! What do I do, really!!]
[ㅇㅇ(892.151): Ah, really, stop whining. How many days has it been? If you're going to whine like this, why did you do it in the first place? (He really doesn't know)]
ㄴChildhood Friend Assaulter■: No, I've liked him for over 10 years, and for the past 5 years, I've been seriously tempting him, but he wouldn't even touch me, so what was I supposed to do!!
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Then you should have confessed, you idiot!!!!!
ㄴChildhood Friend Assaulter■: ...What if I confessed and got rejected... Then I'd really kill myself... Besides, they say in the gallery that a childhood friend is just a mistress...
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): Really unbelievable. You rape but can't confess???
‘…Should I write a comment?’
Until now, I had only been a spectator, but looking at Evelyn’s post, I felt compelled to write something today.
‘Let’s start with a guest nickname.’
I was too nervous to use a fixed nickname right away, and the anonymity of a guest nickname was too tempting.
Tap-tap—
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74): But, in fact, doesn't your childhood friend know you like him?
ㄴ Childhood Friend Assaulter■: Absolutely not. That guy is a really dense idiot; he has no idea.
“….”
Back then, I thought Evelyn was just talking in her sleep a lot, and I never realized she was actually seducing me.
‘How did I not realize this?’
Now that I think about it, it was clearly seduction.
Acknowledging my idiotic oversight, I added another comment.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74): Hearing this, the childhood friend really is an idiot, lol.
ㄴ Childhood Friend Assaulter■: Hey, you damn bastard, who are you to insult my childhood friend? Did your parents teach you to insult strangers? You're so rude, damn it!
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74): Even when I'm on your side, you curse...
ㄴ Childhood Friend Assaulter■: Ah... sorry. I lose my mind when someone insults my childhood friend...
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74): Ok... But what do you mean he realized it was real after you did it?
ㄴ Childhood Friend Assaulter■: I fed my childhood friend an orc aphrodisiac and did it... So he probably doesn't remember it happening.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74): Because of the orc aphrodisiac? I've tried that, and it doesn't make you forget, lol.
ㄴ Childhood Friend Assaulter■: Really? 892.151 said he forgot everything.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74): Yeah, it seems to affect people differently. Some lost their memory, but I didn't.
ㄴ Childhood Friend Assaulter■: Oh shit, shit, I really might kill myself, damn it.
Evelyn suddenly stopped commenting as if her mental state had collapsed upon hearing that memories might remain.
That reaction of hers was…
“…too interesting?”
Seeing a different reaction from the usual Evelyn was insanely fun.
It felt like all the pent-up feelings inside me were being released.
Of course, Evelyn was a precious person in my life and would continue to be, but compared to the pranks and bullying I had endured from her, this much was within the permissible range.
After a while, Evelyn, having somewhat regained her composure, posted a new message.
[Author: Childhood Friend Assaulter■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Ah, fuck it. Before I die, I'm going to masturbate][0]
[If I'm going to die by suicide anyway, I might as well die from overeating. I'm going to masturbate ten times and then come back, bye.]
After that post, Evelyn, who had presumably gone to masturbate, didn’t respond to any comments.
‘Since the number of new posts has decreased a bit… Should I masturbate too?’
Because I had reduced my masturbation frequency recently due to browsing the gallery, my lower body felt heavy.
‘As for masturbation material…’
Just as Evelyn had used me as her material for the past few days, my material was naturally Evelyn.
I not only imagined our first experience but also envisioned Evelyn masturbating while thinking of me.
…But no matter how good the material was, it couldn’t last forever.
At this moment, I felt the need for new material.
[Today's Masturbation Material.jpg][0] - Sacred Power Container■
A post written by a saintess candidate caught my eye.