I Became a Gallery Manager in Another World

“Th-then… can you please show me your penis just once?”

I couldn’t believe my ears.

‘…Penis? Did she just ask to see my penis?’

I definitely heard it, but a hasty judgment would be unwise.

No matter how vast the world was and how many eccentric people it contained, there’s no way a woman would openly ask to see a penis in the middle of the academy hallway, right?

I must have misheard.

“Sorry, Boss. I was lost in thought for a moment and didn’t hear you. What did you say?”

“A… um… so, can you please show me your p-penis just once… I-I would be grateful.”

“…Penis?”

Incredibly, I hadn’t misheard.

The boss was genuinely asking to see my penis in the middle of the academy hallway!

“Could you clarify what you mean by p-penis?”

“Hurk!!… I-it’s… the thing… between your… legs… it’s called the… genitalia or… reproductive organ… sometimes it’s called a g-gourd… or p-penis… or even… d-dick…”

“That’s enough. I understand clearly.”

Even my excuse of sudden hearing loss wouldn’t help against such a detailed explanation.

“Ugh… so, will you show me your p-penis?”

“Boss… I know I said I’d do anything within my power earlier, but this request is a bit shocking. I don’t know how you developed such a fetish, but…”

“N-no!! I-it’s not because of a f-fetish… this is…”

“It’s better not to make excuses.”

With my experience in creating countless embarrassing moments, I could guarantee that her trying to explain in this situation would only lead to years of regret.

“N-no!!… I-it’s not…!”

“Boss… it’s hard to believe, but staying silent is really better right now. Actually, voyeurism is… well, should I call it voyeurism? Anyway… this level is fairly normal. I know women with much more twisted fetishes.”

Like Laplace, Yuris, Evelyn, Helen…

‘…Huh?’

Thinking about it now, it’s not just that I knew a lot of women with twisted fetishes; it’s that all the women around me had them.

‘No… there’s still Estelle.’

Yes, I still had the small and precious Estelle.

Of course, Estelle’s fetishes included things like ‘sensory deprivation,’ ‘obsession,’ and ‘confinement,’ but compared to other women, they were minor.

“Ian! Please listen to me!! I’m really not! I don’t have a fetish like voyeurism!! I’m not asking to see your p-penis because of that…”

“Boss… you’re doing something you’ll regret. I know someone who left tissues after… pleasuring himself, got caught by his mother, made a ridiculous excuse… Ah, this story isn’t about me. Just someone I know.”

“I-it’s not an excuse! I-it’s really…! I don’t have such fetishes! …Hurk!… I-it’s just for research purposes… I-I’m begging you…sniff…!”

“….”

Asking to see my penis for research purposes…

Honestly, it was hard to believe, but seeing the tears welling up in her eyes, I decided to let it go for now.

“Oh… I see. I must have misunderstood.”

“Yes, yes!! It’s a misunderstanding! Pure! 100% misunderstanding!”

Nod, nod-!

The boss nodded vigorously, thinking she had finally convinced me, and added an explanation.

“…The… blonde person who came with you last time… the c-condoms… you know… it’s harder to make without a real model… so… I’m asking you as a research purpose!!”

“If it’s for that, aren’t there other methods? Like reading books or using objects like dildos… I’m really okay, but asking anyone could lead you to meet bad people.”

“I-it’s not that I’m asking just anyone… I-I tried all those methods…”

Glance─

The boss shifted her gaze to between my legs and continued.

“The… materials… and what the blonde person said about… the a-arm size… there’s… too much of a size difference, so it’s not helpful… I-I have no choice…”

“…Hmm. That’s a very logical and reasonable explanation.”

─Because my penis was just too big!

It was a perfect reason that any man could accept.

“It’s not to brag, but my item is quite special.”

“Y-yes… that’s right… I need to measure your p-penis, not just anyone’s…”

“Hmm… it’s still dangerous. No matter how special my item is… what if I were a bad person?”

“Huh…? B-but you always pay off your debts right away… Ian, you’re a good person, right?”

“…I am a good person.”

“R-right? So please, just this once…! I-I also helped you before…sniff…! If you don’t help me, I-I might end up digging through trash cans…sniff…”

Jiggle─

When the boss bent over, her chest, which didn’t match her petite body, jiggled.

‘Big…’

Just looking at her chest made me feel like I could eat a bowl of rice.

While Yuris’s chest was bigger in absolute size, the boss’s shorter stature made their proportions appear similar.

‘…It can’t be helped now.’

Not that her still-jiggling, firm chest had anything to do with it…!

I was not the type of person who could coldly reject someone in need right in front of me.

‘Besides, in a way, the boss is Estelle’s benefactor, right?’

If I could repay such a huge favor just by showing my penis once, it would be a great deal.

Clench─

“Alright. Since you insist…”

Having made up my mind, I nodded and told the boss.

“I will show you my penis!”

“….”

“….”

An awkward silence hung between the boss and me as we sat side by side on the inn bed.

Even though I agreed to show my penis, I couldn’t just whip it out in the middle of the academy hallway, so we moved to the Cream Pie Inn.

‘…But is this right?’

Once I calmed down, I realized I was in the absurd situation of showing my penis to someone whose name I didn’t even know.

‘I’m not the kind of guy who shows his penis around carelessly…’

I, too, was a man of principles.

I came to the inn to repay the boss’s kindness, but surely there were other ways to do that.

I could persuade Evelyn to cancel the contract or at least extend the deadline…

Jiggle─!!

“S-so!… Shall we… s-start the p-penis measurement!!”

At that moment, the boss, standing up with a determined look, made her chest jiggle again.

‘No, I can’t. Even if it’s an informal contract, a contract must be honored!’

No matter how young she looked, the boss was a master magic tool craftsman.

Being overly considerate might hurt her ‘craftsmanship spirit.’

‘And I can always learn her name now, can’t I?’

If I got to know her, she would no longer be ‘someone whose name I don’t know,’ and showing my penis would be perfectly fine.

“…Wait a moment. Boss.”

“Yes… Ian.”

“I don’t think I know your name yet. Let’s introduce ourselves before we start.”

“Oh… my name…?”

For some reason, the boss didn’t seem keen on revealing her name, blinking her big eyes at me.

‘…Huh? This isn’t right.’

I was a man who respects boundaries.

Showing my penis to a ‘familiar person’ was barely within the boundaries, but not to ‘someone whose name I didn’t know.’

“If you don’t want to tell me your name, I suppose we can call it off.”

“W-wait…!! I-I’ll tell you…!!”

Taking a deep breath, the boss spoke in a small voice.

“…Po… Poporing.”

“….!!”

The moment I heard the name Poporing, my eyes widened involuntarily.

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Poporing Spyria was known as one of the gallery’s top three villains and the true identity behind the VPN trolls.

‘No, calm down.’

Of course, it was true that the boss’s name was very unique and uncommon, but I couldn’t be certain it was the same person just yet.

That’s why I hadn’t blocked ‘Mojito Deliveryman■’ yet, wasn’t it?

“Sniff!…As expected… it’s strange, right?… That’s why… I didn’t want to tell you…sniff…!… But I’m not lying!… Poporing is really my name…sniff…!”

“I believe you. It’s just that I know someone with the exact same name as you, and it surprised me.”

“Huh? Besides me… is there another person with a weird name like Poporing?”

“Yes, I have an acquaintance named Poporing Spyria.”

“Poporing Spyria!? I… I’m Poporing Spyria too?!”

The boss covered her mouth and shouted, truly surprised.

“…Is your last name also Spyria?”

“Yes… Yes!!… H-how… such a coincidence…!! My grandmother chose the name when she came to the Empire, so I thought I was the only ‘Spyria’ in the world…!!”

“….”

Poporing’s statement confirmed it.

[VPN Troll] = [Poporing Spyria] = [Mojito Deliveryman■]

These three were the same person.

The moment I realized this, the guilt I had been feeling vanished instantly.

‘Thank you! Poporing! No… Mojito Deliveryman■’

I was sick and tired of the long hours of trolling and spamming.

It was time to return to my role as ‘Admin’ Eight Times a Day◆.

As an admin, it was my duty to punish trolls in the gallery, so there was no need to hesitate any longer.

Suddenly─

As I stood up and lowered my pants…

“Eek…!♥”

Poporing let out a small squeak.