I am Vardy

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In the exclamation of all the fans, Rooney faced the goalkeeper and easily pushed into the net, rewriting the score on the field to 7:0.

The fat man is not as good as Valdy, but he is also one of the top strikers in football. How could he miss this single-handed opportunity?

After scoring, Rooney, like Valdy, opened his arms and soared in the wind, the excitement and pride on his face could not be hidden.

However, before waiting for the little fat man to be more beautiful for a while, his teammates who rushed over to celebrate were pressed underneath him, rubbing repeatedly, and the excitement and complacency directly turned into dumb and screaming.

Vardy smirked. He didn’t dare to use such a pretentious way of celebrating. The fat man died himself.

The English fans are already so excited that this score is really going to double digits?

Even if Valdy’s firepower is fully on, Rooney will also explode, otherwise England’s golden double guns will be scored into five by one person, and the number of goals will be directly doubled, which is called an infinite scenery.

Rooney himself is a bit difficult to accomplish this goal. It depends on whether Valdy is willing to assist his little partner. Isn’t Rooney’s two goals the same?

When Rooney finally got up, he gave Valdy a hug and said softly in Valdy’s ear: “Let me have a hat trick, and I will let you hat trick on women!”

Vardy’s face was black all of a sudden. Are you insulting me?

How could I just hat trick?

How come it’s a spring breeze!

Just for this, don’t even think about hat tricks!

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There is still 30 minutes left until the end of the game. England leads the stick 7:0, and at the same time the stick has to play one less person. In this game, everyone thinks that if the final score is not double digits, I am sorry for everyone’s expectations.

The sticks felt as if they were better than death. This kind of suffering is like digging out the heart and exposing it in the sun, the painful burning, tearing the heart and heart.

With 30 minutes left in the game, how do you stick to it?

Is it really necessary to get a double-digit humiliating score and be ruthlessly mocked by countless people?

Turning his head to the coach on the sidelines, he found that the coaches had returned to the bench disappointed and indifferent.

After clenching his teeth, the sticks made a difficult decision.

Rather than being slowly ravaged to death by England here, it is better to choose a more vigorous method of death-self-explosive!

The football rules stipulate that when the number of players on the field is less than 7, the game will be automatically terminated. Even if this rule is rarely used, everyone will never forget it.

If the score is less than 3:0, it is calculated as 3:0. If the score is more than 3:0, it is calculated as the actual score.

If they now have fewer than 7 players on the field and terminate the game, the score can be fixed at 7:0.

Although 7:0 is also a very disgraceful score, but at least did not break the record of the biggest score lost in the World Cup knockout stage, they did not use the most humiliating record in history.

Now that nothing is possible, why not choose this more decent method of death!

The decision was gritted with teeth, the expressions on the faces of the sticks were relieved a lot, but there was a more obvious sense of sorrow and humiliation.

Yeah, England has forced them to explode, how could it not be humiliated!

Determined, the sticks made a color for each other, got encouragement from their companions, and became more determined.

Next, in an attack in England, a stick midfielder shoveled Gerrard with an extremely bad action, and the grim expression fully explained his inner calm.

Anyway, we don’t want to be good, then everyone will die together!

With the exclamation of England fans, Beckham was shoveled to the ground. Fortunately, he was prepared. Although he fell into a state of embarrassment, he was not injured.

Needless to say, the boo defensive player was sent off by the referee by showing the red card directly.

Obviously, the sticks are no longer planning to play well, and there is no need for the referee to maintain.

In the next attack, another stick player tried the method and also overturned the English player with a bad foul.

But what’s interesting is that this stick player has already turned to prepare for the end of the game, but he didn’t expect the referee to give him a yellow card.

But soon the player reacted, rushed in front of the referee and protested loudly, and his speech was very intense.

The referee won’t get used to his problems, so he pulled out the red card and let him go.

At first I thought the stick players would be more dissatisfied with the protest, but I didn’t expect that the stick would turn around and go off the court as soon as the red card came out, leaving the referee confused.

The boos kept ringing, the English fans were booing, and the stick fans were booing, completely messed up.

The performance of the sticks is too abnormal, and it is simply applying for a red card. What is the matter?

“1,2,3…7,8. Counting the goalkeeper, there are 8 more people on the stick!”

The ghost of Valdy counted the number of sticks on the field. With a flash of light, he knew what the stick had planned.

This group of **** actually want to end the game early?

Nima, what a calculation!

Sure enough, they are despicable and shameless, and actually want to use this way to escape the more shameful failure.

Vardy almost smirked.

No way!

How could you be so cheap?

No double-digit score, no one wants to end the game!

Maybe the teammates didn’t respond, but Valdi didn’t have time to explain.

In front of him, don’t think about it!

Next, before the stick is sent off, two goals must be scored. This task is very difficult. After all, one person has to take the initiative to apply for the end, and no one can stop him.

But Valdi will never give up easily, as if to pursue victory, will never stop.

England’s free kick, this time Vardy ignored Rooney’s eyebrows and stood on the court. When the referee whistled, Vardy suddenly started the run-up and slammed the ball on the ball. The ball was like a gun popping and boring, bursting and whistling. To the stick goal, in the incredible eyes of everyone, the stick goal was directly blown up.

8:0

Valdi’s sixth goal!

In the cheers, Vardi narrowed his eyes slightly, keeping his eyes on the Korean goal.

There are two more balls!

Must catch up!

At this time, ~www.mtlnovel.com~ the vitality that was already born in the eyes of the inexorable sticks was as if they had been taken away from the soul and completely turned into a corpse. There was no soul, no thought, and no joy. Angrily, Valdy’s goal has completely made them lose all their thinking.

For a while, until the referee urged them to kick off as soon as possible, they were still muddled.

Suddenly, they were refreshed.

still have a chance!

The game is over with two more players!

Never give England a chance to score again!

Give me a red card quickly!

I can’t wait!

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