I am Vardy

The score of 2:0 is nothing, and 5 minutes is nothing, but when the two are combined, it is a cruel fact.

The stick has no resistance in front of England.

The sticks said they wanted to win England!

Now it seems that this is not even a joke.

England fans celebrated passionately, and stick fans were all stunned. They never imagined that the team they had high hopes for was actually beaten by England.

The stick players on the court lost their souls for a while. They knew they were not necessarily England’s opponents, but they never expected such a desperate gap.

Two goals in five minutes. If England can maintain this goal efficiency, how many will they lose?

It’s a very simple arithmetic problem. There are 18 five minutes in the game, plus stoppage time, 19.

19*2=38

38:0?

What is this basketball score?

Even if this algorithm is a bit exaggerated, do you find it difficult to score double-digit scores in England?

Think about it and feel cold!

The stick players are already desperate. This despair comes from the bottom of my heart. It’s the kind that hasn’t been saved.

Do they really have to be nailed to the pillar of shame?

No, there must be a way!

It is okay to lose, but you must not lose so completely, and you must not lose so much without a bottom line.

At this moment, all the stick players turned their attention to the referee on duty, and the only hope might fall on this guy.

The head referee was burnt by the eyes of the stick players as if to jump.

Are you all watching me dry hair?

Even if you want me to do something, should you do something yourself?

Now even if I want to help you, I can’t help you, can’t you argue for yourself?

When England ended the celebration and the game restarted, fans around the world were unable to bear the excitement. They wanted to know that England’s next goal came a few minutes.

The sticks learned their lesson this time. Instead of pushing forward with a swarm of bees, they slowly fell in the backcourt and gradually looked for opportunities. Although this may seem to have no fighting spirit, it is at least safe.

The stick is well thought out, as long as the offensive position is pushed into the threatened area of ​​England, they can use the referee to create various fouls. It is possible to get a penalty. If you can punish an English player, then the most All right.

However, the abacus sounded loudly, and it turned out that times had changed, and everyone used a calculator.

In England, no matter what the style of the stick is, they are sure to stick to their style of play, anyway, the stick will not stop.

As a result, the stick wanted to pass the ball through the midfield, and was directly intercepted by England. The whirlwind attack was like a sharp blade once again inserted into the heart of the stick. After inserting it, it must be stirred hard. It is terrible.

Gerrard hit the ball through the stick defender line, the fat man hit the ball to get the ball first, but at this time the stick goalkeeper attacked, Rooney had no chance of shooting, so he could only turn around to protect the ball and take the belt slightly out.

Before waiting for the stick player to respond, Rooney used a difficult turn to turn the ball and jumped to the back point of the penalty area, where Valdy was already killed like a cheetah, and the header was fierce. , The ball flew into the goal close by.

9 minutes!

3:0!

World football seems to be boiling, even if it is not because of the shame of the stick to hate this team, then England’s goal performance will also make them very excited.

The charm of football is here. When a goal comes continuously in a game, no fan will be unexcited.

Where is the quarterfinals of the World Cup?

It is clearly a game between the professional team and the elementary school team!

Asian football is indeed not good. In the group stage, the North Korean team was scored 8:0 by Portugal. According to rumors, North Korean players must go to the country to dig coal.

But the problem is that now it is the quarterfinals, the World Cup quarterfinals, even if there is a little water, at least it is a first-rate team.

But what about the first-rate team?

My mother was beaten by England and she didn’t know her. Her nose and swollen face were benevolent. It was no accident that she lacked arms and legs.

If the whole game ends, the score of 3:0 is enough for many fans to be happy.

But the problem is, now that 10 minutes have not passed, it is already 3:0, what is this fake ball?

It is not new for sticks to play fake football, but they are always beneficiaries. How can they take the initiative to commit suicide?

Therefore, this game is a bit exaggerated.

England really beat South Korea to death!

If you think about what Valdy said before the game, the irony can no longer be strong. It simply makes the sticks want to find a ground seam to drill in and rub the dung ball with Shi Shilang, at least no longer.

In less than ten minutes of the opening, Vardy made a hat-trick. If the Big Devil really got interested, not to mention England’s double-digit score, even the Big Devil himself can score double-digit goals.

In the past three group matches and a knockout match, Vardi has scored five goals. Isn’t this the end of the game, Vardi will break the long-seasoned record.

The single World Cup goal record is maintained by French player Fontaine~www.mtlnovel.com~ This outstanding star has scored an incredible 13 goals.

Although it was an ancient period, that record was enough to impress the world.

In the modern World Cup, Ronaldo, the super-god in 2002, scored the most goals in a single session. The 8-ball data has been incredible.

But now only in the quarter-finals, Valdi has scored 8 goals, and the game is far from over, this game Valdy broke Ronaldo’s goal record has no suspense.

Perhaps Valdy should not hate the stick, but should thank him for the opportunity to break the record.

The referee still said nothing about Valdi’s goal. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t dare.

Offside is still non-existent, and when Valdi just scored, he was always pulled by the stick player. In the strict sense, it must be a foul.

The offense is good, and it is impossible to stop the game. Even if the stop is stopped, the goal is invalid, and then it will be a penalty, and the stick player can not escape a yellow card. It is inappropriate to look at it.

Therefore, the opening is less than 10 minutes, this is the fourth time in the game to kick off the middle circle.

Looking at Valdy’s dissatisfied look, the stick players’ hearts that had been sinking again could not help but beat again.

It’s a hat trick, you haven’t played enough yet?

They wanted to question Valdy angrily. Don’t you know the reason for meeting and keeping a good meeting in the future?

It’s just that they didn’t know that Valdy didn’t plan to meet them again.

This time, just kill it!

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