I am Vardy

Mancini Jr. is a personal talent. At this point, Valdi did not deny that, but this product has excellent physical fitness and technology, but it does not have a smart brain. This is the place to worry about.

The highest level of fake action is to even be cheated. Although Mancini Jr.’s fake action didn’t deceive himself, he shook both players including Valdi and almost flashed Valdi’s old waist.

This kick shot felt like a cannonball and rushed towards the goal. Valdi just planned to sit and wait for the pass, but found out that the original Mancini was going to shoot, and he could only rush forward with a scalp, with a shooter’s Smell ready to make up shots.

But Valdy’s mind was clenching his teeth in secret—you’d better get the ball in, otherwise you would look good back.

The reaction and explosive power of leading others made Vardi a step closer when no one else responded. He even felt that the speed of the ball flying like a cannonball was so scary.

Everyone was shocked by Mancini Jr.’s burst shooting. At that moment, fans of the whole world had held their breath and concentrated on waiting for the result.

However, the loud noise of “Dang” seemed like a heavy hammer, and it was hammered **** everyone’s chest. This feeling of being hit hardly made everyone’s eyes bulge and the expression on their faces was incredible. .

Just now was a goal post. Mancini Jr. was close to the goal but missed it. Between the ups and downs, the test was the weak nerves of the man.

But I never imagined that the same shot as before was blocked by the door frame again. The whole process was like copying and pasting. There was no difference at all, and it was accurate to the slightest.

The exclamation of “Um–Um–” suddenly sounded in the stands, accompanied by Mancini’s already brutal expression, which fully explained the shock that the two-foot shots brought to everyone.

Mancini Jr. felt that his worldview had collapsed, the entire stadium was breaking up a little bit, and turned into a ruin in front of his eyes, burying himself in it.

Let me die like this!

Do not bring so many people!

One-legged door frame doesn’t work yet, is it a good thing to be a double chant

You think I’m Valdy?

However, just when Mancini Jr. talked about Valdi, Valdi also successfully entered the mirror.

When Mancini Jr. took a shot, Valdi had already rushed to the goal, and Hurry-up was ready to make another shot. Regardless of whether the ball was scored or not, as a striker, he must always be ready.

Just ran from the rib into the small penalty area, only heard a loud clang, and Valdi just realized that Mancini Jr.’s shot hit the post.

Mancini Jr. hit the goal post with two feet?

I can’t help but wonder and then get excited.

Suspiciously, Valdy didn’t know what evil Mancini had, and actually hit the door frame with two feet in a row for two minutes. The level of hardship was inferior to himself.

The excitement is that today the door frame and the little Mancini are on the bar, so is it that you have no energy to entangle with yourself, you can do whatever you want?

I really don’t know if it’s good news or bad news!

Vardy actually had a sense of absurdity abandoned by the goal post.

However, without waiting for him to take a deeper impression, a sphere in front of him is constantly zooming in and zooming out until it covers his entire range of sight.

Seems like football?

This was the last moment when Valdy thought.

Then, in the next moment, the ball hit the face of Vardy like a sledgehammer, smashing Valdy’s entire face flat and perfectly fitting the wall.. ….

Fortunately, my nose is not fake!

In the exclamation of the fans who didn’t know whether it was too frightening or gloating, Valdi lay down on his back and fell heavily on the turf in a large font. The protagonist was nearly killed by an enemy bullet.

Fortunately, Vardi’s consciousness is still sober. In the process of falling to the ground, Valdi has already figured out the ins and outs.

Mancini Jr.’s shot once again hit the post and then bounced back to his innocent face. This is the truth.

Regardless of any hatred or complaint, Valdy feels that, according to the normal routine analysis, this may be the harbinger before his goal.

It’s not that similar things have happened before. Although it’s unlucky and painful, the ball bounced back from the goal post will bounce back through the face. It will eventually bounce back into the goal. This is called “Waldi cheeky.” law”.

Sitting in shock and dying, do I score another goal?

Before waiting for the teammates to rush to see if Valdy is hanging, Valdy’s fierce corpse usually sits up and stares straight at the goal.

Did you score a goal?

The whole world seems to have been stunned, and only the voice of Vardy was so shining.

The line of sight scanned the goal, which was not very large, from the top to the bottom and from the inside to the outside for less than five laps. Valdy sadly found that there was no ball inside.

The **** goalkeeper doesn’t have a ball in his hand. From the analysis of the theory of time relativity, in a short period of time when he lay down and got up again, the ball should only have just flown to the goal.

So, it means that he didn’t score?

Forget it, let me lie down for a while!

After the ball outside the goal line not far from the goal, Vardy lay down straight down again, staring blankly at the sky on the court. At that moment, he felt that the stars in the sky were cracking Mouth mocking yourself!

The Inter players looked at each other, not knowing whether Valdi was okay or not, and the Barcelona players next to him unabashedly gave a high-five to celebrate, Valdi was unlucky, they were even happier than they scored.

The fans in the stands were also divided into two groups, one group smiled heartlessly, and Valdy’s face was facelifted by the ball, and now he is lying on the ground half dead, is it not funny?

And the other part thinks that Valdi is a bit too bad. Is this the power of aura?

Anyway, they felt a little weird.

“It always feels like watching Valdy’s ball should not eat or drink anything, otherwise you will experience what it is like to waste!”

“The ball’s dull face should have the same effect as a flat shot of a brick?”

“The culprit is Mancini Jr., and after visually inspecting this product, he will be killed by Valdy!”

“I thought that the scourge of Valdy was dead, and I was very happy. I didn’t expect this to scam the corpse and scare me!”

…

The referee reacted for a long time before pointing his hand to the goal, awarding the goal kick to Barcelona, ​​and then running towards the midfield, one couldn’t hold back, chuckled, and was caught by the camera lens.

Fans are not without emotion, this year, even the referee has started to be so disrespectful, actually mocking players on the court.

Without the team doctor entering the team, the teammates pulled up Valdy. Although Valdy wanted to continue lying on the ground to act as a corpse, it’s just not the time for his waywardness.

Even if you lose your face, you will continue to move forward.

It’s just that today Inter has really done the door frame again, and it’s not just Valdi alone.

Mancini Jr.’s two-legged goalpost, Valdi was shaded by the door frame again. Is the door frame has become Inter Milan’s biggest opponent, more threatening than Barcelona?

“If you weren’t wearing your jersey, I wouldn’t recognize you as Jamie, your face is too swollen!”

Ibrahimovic came over and smiled more than Xingye’s exaggerated laughter. His upper body kept leaning back, making Vardy wonder if this product would fold his waist!

Touching his face, Valdy did feel that the skin on his face was swollen, no surprise, it should be swollen!

What’s so bad?

I didn’t intend to tease the Champions League final!

Vardy could not help murmuring, he felt that his current misfortune was made by the system.

Didn’t the amusement system go to the monk’s house? I haven’t heard from him for a long time. Is it all that it’s fooling behind?

Angrily shouted in the heart for a long time, and no one ignored him. It is estimated that the system was facing the Buddhist chanting, and Valdy did not get any answer anyway.

It does not seem to be a system.

Should I be so unlucky?

This is the final of the Champions League!

Well, it doesn’t matter, as long as you can get the championship, let alone a swollen face, even if it is swollen, I recognize it.

The game continued, and Barcelona started to pass again in the backcourt. However, because this wave of Inter Milan has really created a threat, Barcelona has been more cautious than before. The previous pass can occasionally cross the center line, but now it is completely behind. The field fell, there was no desire to attack.

Vardy didn’t know what to say. He rubbed his swollen and grinning face while vomiting in his heart. According to Barcelona’s play, if they didn’t want to win, no one else could win them.

Inter fans can’t help booing anymore. Is this Barcelona’s own back-court pass training?

However, the boos still can’t stop Barcelona’s firm play. Under Harvey’s leadership, the pass contact has been very happy.

In the constant passing of Barcelona, ​​the first half ended.

Valdy walked back to the locker room distractedly, ignoring no one along the way, he just wanted to quickly find an ice cube to apply on his face to eliminate swelling.

At this time, the narrator is interpreting the statistics of the first half just released.

“The contrast between the two teams in the first half was terrifying. Barcelona actually completely crushed Inter Milan’s 22% with 78%. This may be the most disparate possession ratio ever in the Champions League final!”

“In terms of the number of passes, Barcelona’s 502-foot pass is far ahead of Inter’s 228-foot pass!”

“If you just looked at the comparison of the two data, then no one will think that this is a head-to-head contest. Perhaps there will be such a big gap between the professional team and the youth team!”

“However, this is really a pinnacle match, the stage of the Champions League final, which is incredible!”

“If you don’t watch the game and just hear this data, then you will definitely think that Inter has been beaten by Barcelona, ​​otherwise the data will never be so bad.”

“But the fact is that the two teams scored the same, each scored a goal, at least in terms of goals did not reflect the gap!”

“However, the really incredible thing is that Barcelona had only two shots in the first half, but Inter had 7 shots, which is not counting the time Valdi shot with his face!”

“In the first half of the game, we saw the very aggressive Inter Milan team, but Barcelona’s performance was disappointing. Their pass was lethargic, and they were even using the ball. Passing time, no fighting spirit, no aggressiveness at all!”

“Many media have touted Barcelona before, thinking that their technical and tactical play is the most advanced play, representing the direction of football development, gorgeous and wonderful!”

“When I saw this Barcelona in the first half, it was more conservative than any other team, and it has more typical characteristics of pragmatism!”

“This is definitely the most ironic thing in the history of world football!”

“Not to mention that Barcelona’s fall in the first half, please pay attention to my wording. It is not a suspected fall, but I am sure it is a fall, a premeditated fall, and it is in this way that Barcelona It has achieved a terrible lead!”

“In short, this game completely subverted my view of this team. As an narrator, you should not have a clear departure, this is the professional quality of the narrator!”

“But as a more devout fan, I would rather this game be dismissed by the TV station, and I would also like to say that I hope Inter Milan can win this game ~www.mtlnovel.com~ Such a result represents more pure football! “

…

No wonder the commentator is so indignant and even supports Inter Milan despite the danger of losing his job. It is because Barcelona’s kick is too ugly!

Even at this time, UEFA President Pratini sat in the box and couldn’t help but frown. He was thinking, should such a Barcelona really deserve special care?

If it is the Barcelona that uses fast and smooth passing the ball to constantly hit the opponent’s goal, Platini absolutely loves it, and he also hopes that this is the development trend of football. Only more attractive football can attract more and more people to invest in this. He came to the event, so he wanted to set up such a benchmark for Barcelona, ​​even if he did not hesitate to give special care to Barcelona.

But Barcelona’s performance in the first half was completely beyond his imagination. If such a Barcelona is used as a benchmark, let alone fans, it would be good to let the fans rebel.

This is the biggest irony!

Thinking about it, Platini took out the phone and called.

…

In the locker room, Inter players are making fun of Valdy, at least his big swollen face does have a comic effect.

Only Mancini sat in the corner and was terrified. Just now everyone had beaten him up, just because he made two fake moves that not only shake the Barcelona people, but also shake their own people, that is really not too light!

But the important thing is that Valdi hasn’t asked him to settle the accounts yet!

It was because of his one-shot shot that he was bounced back by the goal post and almost flattened Valdy’s face…

Don’t say that this is not the fault of Mancini, because Valdi has never been a reasonable person!

Are you reasoning with a teaser?

Then you are so innocent!

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