I am Smart

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As soon as Moon Si-hyun’s body parts came into view, Lee Da-ram’s eyes and mouth widened dramatically.

Her colorful and honest expression was directly rigged onto the Virtual Model.

Moon Si-hyun, oblivious to such gazes, was still fully focused on her ‘elbow touching’ challenge.

“………………”

In the Chat Window, where the situation had been indirectly observed through the Virtual Model.

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????

Isn’t Moon Si-hyun doing it?

Squirrel’s expression is ridiculous, lol.

The reactions are so explicit.

Damn it, turn the camera around, Squirrel!

What the hell is she doing right now?

Isn’t it impossible right now???

It doesn’t seem like it can reach?

Oh please, just show the real thing.

If the camera accidentally turns, it’ll be worth 10 billion won.

Do something about what you all are looking at!

Turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera, turn the camera!

Oh my god, I’m so damn curious!

You can at least show your body, Squirrel, please!

Show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it, show it!

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The craziness was just within striking distance of Lee Da-ram’s view.

Normally, Da-ram would have rushed to stop this.

… But this time, she had no such luxury.

“…………………………”

“Uh.”

Moon Si-hyun seemed completely unaware of how she looked to others, entirely focused on her challenge.

Her bosom, tightly wrapped in her white shirt, swayed gently.

Seeing that shocking sight made Lee Da-ram’s eyelids and mouth widen even more.

Elbow touching. For Lee Da-ram, who had a bit of broadcasting experience, it was a very familiar sponsorship trap.

When Da-ram was once caught in such a prank, she calmly replied to the viewers who were cheering and teasing her about her elbows touching.

– “Hey, isn’t it too obvious that you guys don’t meet women? No matter how big it is, elbows can touch each other. No, why wouldn’t they? Huh? There’s no way they wouldn’t touch. Is it just stiff? Like a wooden stick? If it’s not that, there’s no reason they wouldn’t touch! There’s no way! Huh? I told you not to use that word! It’s not that I’m angry! Even if they’re as big as a melon or a honeydew, there’s no way the elbows wouldn’t touch! How is this not touching! Like this! Like this! Completely touching!! Huh!? I’m not completely flat either!!”

Such common sense, mixed with a bit of personal emotion, was being reshaped as she watched the struggling Moon Si-hyun.

“Hmm… ”

“Gasp…………………………………”

… Really, if it’s big, it doesn’t touch.

That was too stimulating to exist in reality. Even to Lee Da-ram as a woman.

The cognitive dissonance and visual stimuli shocked Lee Da-ram, while Moon Si-hyun continued to fail.

Thus, this situation went on for a while.

“Alright! Unnie. Stop it. Stop~ Now we should prepare to serve the braised short ribs.”

Eventually, Lee Da-ram snapped back to reality, grabbing Moon Si-hyun’s arms to pull her down.

“Ah, okay.”

As a result, the violent mass returned to its original state.

“……”

Suddenly, I became conscious of it.

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Ah

Ah

Ah

Please show it

Ah

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“No~ Unnie never did that. Unnie was just stretching~”

An improbable excuse. But once the topic was changed, it didn’t matter.

Moon Si-hyun quickly wiped the shelf with a dishcloth, and Lee Da-ram let out a sigh of relief.

Just then, the situation was about to settle down.

At that moment.

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Mentor member donated 1000 won.

Is Moon Si-hyun not touching her elbows right now?? No way that’s possible.

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“…… No, no matter how I think about it, it can’t be that they’re not touching. Wait a minute—”

“Don’t be so proud about this stuff!!”

Moon Si-hyun fell for a very primitive provocation, and ultimately, Lee Da-ram shouted out.

Lee Da-ram’s face turned beet red.

But it was already too late.

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Wow

?

Lol.

No really, is it actually not touching?

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Eventually, the chat room briefly froze from excessive traffic.

Then it burst forth like a dam breaking.

Moon Si-hyun kept challenging, and the chat room was all over the place.

Standing alone was her.

Lee Da-ram… nearly lost her mind.

A little later, the situation finally calmed down. Before setting the table, Lee Da-ram and Moon Si-hyun were doing a light cleanup.

Lee Da-ram took a moment to exhale deeply and thought.

‘How does this sister cause such events every time she broadcasts?’

It was truly a series of situations that would shake community spaces, to the point that even if it was forced, it would be difficult to replicate.

‘Is she actually just pretending not to know?’

Anyone who’s seen Moon Si-hyun, even once, would ponder such a thought.

While organizing, Lee Da-ram glanced at Moon Si-hyun.

“……”

She shook her head slightly.

Overall, she had a sharp impression.

… But somewhere, there was definitely a clueless aspect to her expression.

That wasn’t a face that could be made overnight.

“Da-ram, sit over there. I’ll set things up for you.”

“Ah, yes.”

Lee Da-ram collected herself and sat at the table.

Then Moon Si-hyun efficiently organized the dishes and skillfully placed the braised short ribs on the large plate in the center without spilling anything.

“……”

‘…… During such times, she really looks mature.’

“Is it delicious?”

“Um! Yes!!”

Lee Da-ram nodded while covering her mouth as she stuffed her cheeks with meat.

“…… Hmph. Maybe it’s delicious because Da-ram made it together with you.”

Moon Si-hyun chuckled and patted Squirrel’s head.

“Hehe… Ah, Unnie, you should eat quickly too.”

“Yeah. I should eat now.”

As she spoke, Moon Si-hyun picked up her chopsticks.

The camera that had been on the shelf had now moved to the dining table, allowing viewers to see her eating.

And so, mealtime proceeded with chit-chat.

Lee Da-ram’s speed of picking up meat was far surpassed by Moon Si-hyun’s speed.

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Why does she eat so well?

Squirrel’s weeping, ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Damn pig.

Squirrel’s gonna starve to death.

She eats so well, lol.

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So that all goes to from milk tits, huh? [6]

Soh Siyun is a cannibal ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ[12]

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“……”

It seemed that Moon Si-hyun was conscious of the comments, as her eating speed noticeably slowed down, and Lee Da-ram belatedly realized that it didn’t matter since she couldn’t eat that much.

As they went through such moments, it wasn’t long until the pot was almost empty.

“That was super delicious!”

Lee Da-ram said while wiping the sauce from her mouth.

But.

“…… Uhh.”

Moon Si-hyun had a slightly disappointed expression.

“Hmm?”

And Lee Da-ram couldn’t possibly miss that.

Now that I think of it, the more the plate of braised short ribs emptied, the more Moon Si-hyun’s gaze shifted sideways.

Every time Moon Si-hyun looked, Lee Da-ram did too.

What was there was a separately portioned braised short rib.

“…… Ah.”

It wasn’t enough, she thought.

There certainly wasn’t anything that was too little.

But Moon Si-hyun had separated the finished braised short ribs.

– “Da-ram needs to leave some for her parents.”

And saying that, Lee Da-ram recalled it, smiled inwardly, got up, and placed the portioned braised short ribs in front of the table.

“Unnie. You eat this too. We can just make more after the broadcast ends. I didn’t just buy this meat.”

“Really?”

Perhaps it was the right answer, as a bright voice was heard.

“Hehe, yes.”

…… And thus, the next content of Da-ram and Moon Si-hyun’s collaboration was Moon Si-hyun’s eating broadcast.

Lee Da-ram learned that a slim figure could hold that much meat.

And the viewers learned for the first time that Moon Si-hyun could eat that much.

The collaboration between Moon Si-hyun and Lee Da-ram ended successfully.

The immediate reactions came from various communities. Among them, the largest-size DC Galleries.

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Hako Virtual Minor Gallery

Pazzk Minor Gallery

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New materials are bursting out from today’s key accounts……

(YouTube search term: Squirrel Moon Si-hyun)

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Cooking collaboration of Squirrel and Moon Si-hyun!

(Thumbnail captured with both models’ faces together)

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Moon Si-hyun made strange noises with Squirrel’s fingers.

(Thumbnail captured with Squirrel’s expression rigged)

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Moon Si-hyun’s supportive skills.

(Captured photos of knife skills and braised short ribs)

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Size difference between Moon Si-hyun and Squirrel, ㄷㄷ.

(Captured of Squirrel easily making it while Moon Si-hyun struggles)

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Some of those are other VTuber fixed key accounts.

It seems this broadcast genuinely sparked some buzz beyond here.

– Crazy, lol.

– Are these guys really doing journalism?

No, seriously, how can the thumbnails and titles be so on point, lol.

– A few of them over there are definitely harbor gallery folks, haha.

– 100% for sure.

– Is this a thing? I should check it out right away.

– Pure fun, really.

– The top viewership exceeded 6000 easily.

– Squirrel here is just the god of planning.

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– Gradually getting fitting for Moon Si-hyun’s appearance……jpg.

Physical endurance is boring.

(Screenshot of Squirrel’s model’s fingers deeply sunk into Moon Si-hyun’s waist)

Her waist is super slender.

(Screenshot where the elbows are unable to touch)

Breasts are massive.

So what’s the projected real-life prediction?

(A photo of a muscular man in a bear suit doing martial arts)

“Try to avoid striking battles as much as possible.”

– Why does the conclusion always turn out this way, damn, lol.

– The physique indeed has a slim waist and large breasts, but…………

– Why do they keep switching between dye colors like XY?

– Who even takes such photos and who brings them in?

– But seriously, if they really can’t touch, how big is it??

No, I’m really curious.

My ex-girlfriend was a cup size E, and it was super easy for it to touch.

Damn it, Si-hyun, do you want to see us drive yourselves crazy? Hurry up and accidentally show your body.

I understand that Squirrel’s talk and energy seem like a blue pill, but is it not just that?

Just come to an offline event once… I genuinely want to hear stories from around you.

– A day will come when I end up curious about VTuber’s red pills…

– And these too, getting tickled really turns me on.

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Now I know why it’s so arousing when Moon Si-hyun acts weird.

(A collection of clips where Moon Si-hyun does strange things)

Seeing her doing such things feels like watching my 6-year-old cousin, and it’s a bit objectionable, but the more I see it today, I’m really aroused.

(Captured of the braised short ribs)

Today’s cooking skills were also spot on.

(Captured fingers of Lee Da-ram)

Her slim waist is also noteworthy.

(Screenshot of the elbow touching)

The breast shelf situation is also quite the deal.

(Photos of them patting each other)

Being tall is also a factor.

I’ve decided to view her as a woman starting today…

Si-hyun, I love you, let’s marry.

– Considering today’s female density, I should see this as an appeal for a bride while searching for a superior groom among the viewers.

No kidding.

– Lol.

– But seriously, her genes seem top-tier.

– At this point, could she be around 170 cm tall?

– If she’s tall and has large breasts, that’s just insane.

– I want to plant my primitive seed in that superior nest…

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– A little time for worship will begin.

(A black and white photo of Squirrel looking up with her eyes closed)

Moon Si-hyun instilled courage for the broadcast.

Letting the viewers witness her female appeal to the fullest.

Great Da-ram.

– Great Da-ram.

– Someone who will walk with Moon Si-hyun from start to finish…

– I love you, Squirrel.

– Da-ram!

– You did a great job coordinating the broadcast, trimming the silly interactions between the viewer and Moon Si-hyun nicely.

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The day after the collaboration that attracted significant attention.

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Tlgus123 started broadcasting.

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Moon Si-hyun’s broadcast turned on.

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And the title of that broadcast was.

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Going for Grandmaster!