I am Smart

Chapter 44




After several hours of the doll presentation, the broadcast finally ended.

The excitement did not cool down and heated up various related communities.

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Pazzk Minor Gallery

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– Breaking News) Pazzk Major Gallery Host List….jpg

1st Round

(VTuber Picture)

2nd Round

(Squirrel Picture)

[NEW!!] 3rd Round

(Moon Si-hyun Bear Doll Picture)

“Bear Doll”

(Gif of the bear doll waving)

Nice to meet you, Bear

– Dumbasses getting 1 loss added, lolllllllllllllll

– Nice to meet you, Bear

– Brb the bear

– Nice to meet you, Squirrel, nice to meet you, Bear

– Are the Vtubers taking over the gallery again? Damn

You shouldn’t go against the trend

You should get on board too

– Who’s in the 1st Round?

– “That big Vtuber”

– The one who got exposed for having a boyfriend and started a vibe check with the Vtubers

– Wasn’t the 2nd Round actually about Moon Si-hyun? Lol

– She really did do everything

– Long-term reign, whoa

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– Today’s Pazzk Gallery Situation….jpg

(Moon Si-hyun’s purity scandal, VTuber hatred, intelligence debate posts)

“Acting like a villain”

“Pretending to be a cheerful rascal”

“Camp Taku pretending to save the world”

Grabbing a 21-year-old girl and causing chaos

But then…

(Bear Doll debut scene clip)

(Captures of posts where public opinion flips and cheers)

(Clip of Moon Si-hyun explaining the doll tirelessly for hours)

(Captures of chat in agony and posts from Pazzk Minor Gallery)

When faced with true “pure evil,” everyone is collectively shaking…

Did you protect us again from the dumbasses in Camp Taku…?

(A photo captured of the bear doll with closed eyes looking up, turned to black and white)

Great Scene

– Is it you again…

– (Dcnicon kneeling and praying)

– Damn, it’s Great Scene again

– But seriously, you’re not doing this on purpose, right? How can a person act like this?

You really are breaking the public sentiment pattern several times, huh?

Then just go win an Oscar

You just seem too dumb to understand what’s going on

It’s like we can’t keep up with a five-year-old cousin’s energy when we’re flapping about

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– Bear Doll Worldview Summary….txt

The Bear Doll lives in the Doll Garden, but there are also many dolls on Earth, so it came down.

To take many dolls with it, it decided to start a broadcast.

That’s the summary of the setup, and

The rest is just description of its appearance.

It rambles about seams and fur details, stuff that doesn’t even make sense.

It really seems to love dolls.

– Hahahahahahahahahahaha

– Damn, so it just bragged about its appearance for over ten minutes?

– Why should I see this crap in the Pazzk Gallery?

– What the hell are you saying to the gallery host right now?

– I’ll have to clean it up, Bear

How can a Vtuber be called “Bear Doll,” lol

– This idiot’s naming sense is really fucked

– This guy has a knack for making people mad, and there are many points that are frustrating

– They really think they’re serious, which is super creepy

– The bear saying “bear bear” and “White Bear” and “Black Bear” is just ridiculous, lol

– If I say their naming sense is bad, they’ll sulk and throw a tantrum, lol

– It’s hilarious

– I want to put my little buddy in there

– I want to show my little buddy too…

– If I show it while wearing a doll mask, wouldn’t they be curious enough to touch it at least once??

– These crazy young men…

– Damn, sorry for the guys

– Thank goodness Moon Si-hyun doesn’t use the internet

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– Was Moon Si-hyun’s debut really successful?

The ratios of Vtaku, Camp Taku, and Dullahan didn’t drop.

(Capture of people primarily following furry creators)

It seems some weird ones have joined,

– Hahahahahah

– Damn

– Suddenly scary

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– What’s this guy doing here???

(Capture of nickname “Jumper” sponsoring 30,000 won)

(Capture of a user’s gallery log)

This guy is from the Beastman Gallery, Jumper Gallery.

Why is he sponsoring here?

– Damn, was it really that side?

– Wasn’t this a concept?

– It’s suddenly getting scary

– Ilovefurries, who is this? Do you know?

– That person is a well-known foreign furry illustrator

– No, damn

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Even if they are furry, the people who stop for an ordinary bear doll are truly just insane

– Honestly, if it’s a bear doll but the mind and voice belong to Moon Si-hyun, I could seriously get it up

– Damn, thinking about it made me get it up

– ?

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– Hey, dhktzlxp59 is that guy

Wakitete, yeah, just switch it to Korean, it becomes Wakitete59

(Capture of Wakitete’s fixed nickname in DC)

Targeting people who do Fioré broadcasts and scamming donations, yeah

Those numbers behind it increase by 1 each time Pazzk bans them

Last time, they got totally wrecked by Moon Si-hyun after whining to San-su about wanting to prove they were cheating

They also got wrecked for it and now Moon Si-hyun is getting the spotlight

Looks like they got inferiority complex and now act up with their alt account

– It’s understandable to feel inferior

– They got wrecked one-on-one by a fighter for real

It’s likely they got even more upset because it was a pure skill difference

– That got posted permanently on the fan channel, lol

Wonder if they’ll slowly not make YouTube anymore

– It was so painful to see them get deflated

– And it was hilarious

– ?

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– Bear Doll Vtuber debut… Squirrel’s reaction…clip

{Are you debuting soon? Ah, that’s regrettable. I want to see too… Did you say you were really serious?

Hmm, I didn’t hear how you were, but it seems like it could be exciting.

(A few minutes later)

What? You said it was a failure? Why is that?

You debuted as a bear doll? …… What on earth does that mean?

(I watch Moon Si-hyun’s broadcast for a moment)

What is this?

(Chat window bursting with laughter, Squirrel frozen with trembling eyes)

Sigh…

I need to make a phone call later……}

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– Hahahaha

– The reaction, damn, lol

– Somehow aside from the voice, she seems more mature

– San-deng and Cactus also heard about it and were trying hard not to laugh, lol

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“Next time I’ll come back. Thank you for watching.”

After bowing, I pressed the broadcast end button.

Then I immediately jumped onto my bed. There were several dolls there.

Bear, Bear Bear, White Bear, Black Bear, and Stylish Bear. I hugged them all at once tightly.

“…… I’m sorry.”

And I whispered softly. Surely they didn’t hear the donations during the broadcast, right?

Recalling the donations from that time hurt my heart a lot.

How could I say such things to these kids? Even if it was just words, it hit me quite hard.

For a while, I hugged all the dolls one by one. Then, I placed one in front of me, matching my gaze.

After that, mumbling, I began to confess.

“Um, you know, today, well…”

Awkward words came out. My face turned red. But after a moment, it started flowing out easily.

I explained the ups and downs from today. Sitting the dolls in front of me to talk, they quietly listened to me.

For some reason, my heart swelled a lot. My affection for the dolls increased.

It looked a bit childish at first glance. But if this act brings me mental healing, wouldn’t it be the wisest judgment to use it without hesitation? Yes. It must be. I nodded my head.

After finishing my tale, I was rolling around with the dolls when—

– ♫♬

A ringing sound echoed. It was Lee Da-ram.

[Oh no, sister—]

Lee Da-ram asked various questions about my Vtuber model with a slightly flustered voice. Surely Da-ram was also intrigued.

“I asked for a pretty and cute design that could hold my affection, one that I and the viewers would like, just like you advised, Da-ram.”

[……]

“Hello?”

[No, I think the reaction was good, and it seems it’ll be better than expected. You did well.]

“Yeah.”

Da-ram said it was a labor of love for the debut and suggested we do a collaboration broadcast as Vtuber to Vtuber soon before hanging up.

A collaboration broadcast. I’ve never done such a thing. Can I really do it?

Thinking while rolling around with the dolls, I soon found it was time to sleep. I turned off the lamp beside me and lay down on my pillow.

It was dark. It would be nice if something beautiful was stuck to the ceiling.

Gradually, drowsiness washed over me. The dolls were lying down all around me. It felt cozy.

Bear Doll. No matter how many times I look at it, it seems perfectly and cutely made according to my request.

I hope tomorrow comes quickly. I want to see the Bear Doll.

The next day.

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Pazzk Minor Gallery

Hako Virtual Minor Gallery

Fioré Minor Gallery

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Maiden Broadcast on [0]

Maiden broadcast turned on, Gogo! [0]

Gallery host turned on the broadcast, Gogo! [1]

Moon Si-hyun, damn, beast girl, when will you do Fioré? [3]

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Moon Si-hyun’s public opinion gained all support from communities with both inclinations.

Of course, Moon Si-hyun doesn’t know. Even if she did, nothing would change.

As usual, Moon Si-hyun turned on the broadcast, had a moment of small talk, and then changed the screen.

It was the screen of Fioré.

“Today, I’ll be playing Fioré.”

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Kya

Kya

This is right

Piggy Gang Happiness, lol

It feels like it’s been a while even though only a few days have passed

Damn, so now the Bear Doll is going to be bouncy bouncy according to the movements?

―――

Moon Si-hyun manipulated something.

Then, the Bear Doll appeared in the bottom right corner of the Fioré screen.

―――

Ah

Ha

Lol

I’ve gotten attached now

The legendary 5-hour doll presentation…

I’ve become a doll expert too, Si-hyun

Damn

―――

ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.

But how much did the Vtuber model cost?

―――

“Um, it was about this much. Since the nature of the model requires less work, they gave me a pretty big discount.”

Since fully stating the exact amount might be considered rude, Moon Si-hyun wrote the approximate price down and erased it in the memo.

―――

Oh

Hmm

Oh

That much is well uh

Still seems a bit pricey

―――

ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.

It’s a bit ambiguous, but it feels slightly expensive compared to the difficulty, huh?

―――

“Um, is that so?”

―――

Is that amount reasonable? [4]

No, that’s way too expensive [6]

That amount is okay [3]

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A bit of mixed reactions followed. Of course, Moon Si-hyun didn’t care as she was completely satisfied with just the Bear Doll.

While checking the chat window for a moment, suddenly something popped into Moon Si-hyun’s head.

“…… Ah. Now that I think about it, I remember receiving several other models as well. As a bonus.”

―――

?

What kind of Vtuber model is given as a bonus?

??

What does that mean?

What are you saying?

―――

“What did they say? They said it would be rude to just give them to me, so they modified and made a few existing models that had been made before but weren’t used…… I saw them too, but I just liked the Bear Doll the most, so I forgot about that.”

―――

Show us

Let’s see it first

―――

“Okay. Just a moment. Didn’t they say to push this button?”

Moon Si-hyun acted as if she just remembered, and with the audience’s nonchalant reaction, no one expected much.

It was probably just simple variants of the bear doll coloring.

“What was that one they said would likely be liked by the viewers? Shall I show just that one?”

The Bear Doll spoke, and little chubby bear hands moved in the air.

Once, twice, three times.

And then four times.

Then the Bear Doll disappeared.

And.

A woman appeared.

She was wearing a doll mask. And she wore a doll costume made of thin fabric that covered her whole body.

Moreover, the costume fabric was slightly small compared to her body. It clung just a tad.

That meant the protruding parts of her body were highlighted even more.

Hips, shoulders, chest.

This slightly smaller fabric accentuated its volume, unmistakably showing that she was a mature woman.

And it was.

―――

Wow

Wow

Kya

I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I can’t help it

Wow

Damn, you should have shown this first, Si-hyun

Wow damn

Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot? Why is this so hot?

This is insane

―――

Wow[1]

Damn, this is so hot[4]

Not excessive but hot[1]

So lewd[3]

???????[3]

No, the person inside is Moon Si-hyun, so it’s totally hot[4]

No damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![5]

―――

In an instant, the chat window exploded.

“……”

The virtual model moves exactly as she moves. Because her model was 3D, it was even more so.

Thus, it triggered a sense of unity that felt as if the virtual model had become her own body.

Coincidentally, Moon Si-hyun and the virtual model had very similar body types.

Thousands of gazes swept over her virtual form. The movements of those invisible gazes felt almost tactile to Moon Si-hyun.

Her face grew hotter. Her body began to twist.

“…… Um, please don’t look at me like that.”

Finally, Moon Si-hyun crossed her arms as if hugging herself.

Along with her, the model did the same.

―――

Kya

Kya

Kya hahahahahaha

Wow

Kya

―――

Based on the reactions, it really is her first time, huh? [1]

Wow, what does that maiden action mean?? [4]

Oh dang, that maiden aura is overwhelming [5]

―――

“…… Please refrain from excessive sexual talk.”

Moon Si-hyun said, taking one arm off to fan herself to cool down her heated face.

“Si-hyun, I love you.”

The producer really understood what to do here;

Wow… Ha… Ugh…

―――

Why does fanning herself feel so hot, damn? [2]

It’s so maiden-like [2]

This is maiden-like, huh? [1]

I’m sorry for doubting you, producer… [4]

Damn, what am I going to do with my boner, Si-hyun? [4]

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Of course, such scenes were shown live, and those reactions only drove both the hidden and public viewers wild.

For a while, Moon Si-hyun kept her arms crossed, but as her embarrassment gradually lessened, she could finally release her arms.

Then, again, the chat window erupted with cheers. Moon Si-hyun let out a sigh and briefly shifted her gaze toward her virtual model.

Long limbs, angular shoulders, an overall slim body, but the clearly visible bust’s volume, the pelvic bone structure.

As she looked at that, Moon Si-hyun inadvertently said,

“But this seems a bit like my body type.”

―――

?

?

Hmm

Um

??

What’s this?

Si-hyun, no matter what, that’s an exaggeration

Is this now moving from head self-praise to body self-praise?

Hahahahahaha

Is this a new joke you learned? It’s kinda funny, Si-hyun

―――

Si-hyun, let’s not act up [3]

Hmm… [2]

You getting pampered feels like you’ve finally gone insane because of how much you’re enjoying it [2]

―――

“…… Imagination is free for everyone. I won’t say much.”

It wasn’t really relevant. It was an instinctive response, and after all, she hardly recognized the body as her own. She thought her true self wasn’t this body.

So Moon Si-hyun just wanted to continue the broadcast.

―――

Ah, Si-hyun, why do you embarrass me so much?

Did you get confused with the bear doll ratio yesterday?? (No malice)

Is it that sweet that it resembles that? Si-hyun?

This is just too far, Si-hyun…

Damn, I’m getting embarrassed just seeing you

Oh, how embarrassing, damn

If it were me, I’d think about it until bedtime, pounding the bed like crazy

―――

However, as expected, the chat had a knack for getting under skin. They latched onto that one remark and wouldn’t let go.

“……”

Those words made Moon Si-hyun want to say one more line.


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